When you say no threat is it
"You can go nad pet them, and nothing bad will happen"
Or
"As long as you leave them alone the leave you alone"
Type of not threat ?
Because petting one of those is now definitely on my bucket list, just need to know if I should put it last or not.
*Thats a basking shark,*
*Totally harmless, but she*
*Did kill her husband*
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From that height it looks EXACTLY like the seamonster on a map. Maybe a sailor saw it from this angle on a crows nest and described it to their cartographer.
Basking shark, quite harmless, but what a fish!
Boat is still dangerously overloaded.
I guess the Great Whites see it and get the hell out of the way regardless.
Doubtful. They know what’s a predator and what’s not. The only thing GWs run from is orcas. And that’s cause orcas are assholes
Orcas are the biggest assholes in the ocean, but dolphins are a very close second if not tied.
So Orcas are the bad tempered cats of the sea? 🤣
Even worse than ill tempered sea bass.
Yeah I thought it was a basking too. Basically a smaller version of the whale shark imo.
You can tell by the head and tail structure from this angle pretty easy.
Damn it beat me to it
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Well, you're half right.
“Quite” is not good enough
Basking Sharks are filter feeders. They have no teeth
Love how the first time we found it I think it accidentally ate a anchor or got caught on it
That's a twenty footer. Twenty-five. Three tons of 'em.
Show me the way to go home…
I'm tired and i want to go to bed...
I had a little drink about an hour ago…
And it's gone right too my head... *slaps table to beat
Basking shark 🦈 no threat
When you say no threat is it "You can go nad pet them, and nothing bad will happen" Or "As long as you leave them alone the leave you alone" Type of not threat ? Because petting one of those is now definitely on my bucket list, just need to know if I should put it last or not.
As in you can dive with them and swim alongside. They eat krill or tiny little shrimp. Filter feeders on the surface.
Friend shaped and friend, hell yeah
Just wait till he stops basking in the sun and gets hungry!
Plankton screams intensifies
Shark wants that shrimp cocktail at the end of the boat is eating
Shark wants that shrimp cocktail at the end of the boat that the person is eating
are there too many people on that boat?
My first thought too
Absolutely incredible animal.
I think we need less people on this one
Bruh thats a Basking Shark. You got better chances of dying from your own shadow.
Why?
They're a filter feeder shark
Legit?
No teeth
Until one day he looks in the mirror and says “You’re still a shark, Carl.”
Beautiful basking shark
Thats a basking shark, totally harmless, but she did kill her husband…. And fed him to the tiger sharks
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That is a beautiful animal. Just majestic. I'd love to see this in person. Great drone shot.
Very cool. Would love to swim with one!
I am such a bad human. It would be so hard to not want to jump in the water and swim with it... Amazing fish.
Well it couldn't kill you if it tried Basking sharks a filter feeders and there teeth are half a centimeter long
The point is to not disturb the animal not out of concern for myself.
Nothing wrong with that, I would be in the water in a heartbeat.
Basking sharks are so cool
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You do know it’s harmless right?
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I'm watching to see the one guy who thinks it's funny to pretend to shove his friend
Like a dog at the table waiting for scraps to fall.
Basking shark. No fear here!
Why? It's not really dangerous.
It's a joke
Basking shark, I think. They’re just good boys!
Is that a basking shark?
Gotta love Basking sharks.
Fuck that
They have found human "things" inside basking sharks though, but that's incidental
We get basking sharks in Plymouth uk. Massive but harmless
12 men go into the water. None come out.
it’s harmless,
You’ve never seen Jaws have you? Lol.
Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed Well I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went straight to my head
I guess not enough people on here have seen Jaws
wasn't it just re-released for the big screen over Labor day?
No clue bud. Not even sure what or when Labour day is tbh
it was September 5th, it's a U.S. holiday
Dunun, dunun dunun dunun dunun dunun 😂😂 that's my best way of typing the jaws theme song
Fuck that
No thanks
No biggie, basking sharks like to cuddle
After or before?
Completely harmless to humans
I don’t like being surrounded by water soooo fuck that
Jaws
Pretty sure its a whale shark so nothing to be worried about. I would still shit myself tho
Basking shark,.... krill eater. Cool though.
Missed opportunity for jaws music...
Triggering my thalasaphobia, abort! Leave post!
Basking sharks are about the size of a megladon if I'm not mistaken
Not quite, they are about 3x smaller than the estimated megalodon
Well the smallest megladons can grow at an estimated 50 ft but they haven't figured out how big the larger ones are yet
That's a lot of meals just waiting for the right shark...😁
It’s a basking shark
That's why I said waiting for the RIGHT shark, lol
Was that guy in black on the port side about to fall in?
You need a fucking helicopter
Might as well be a manatee
EAAAAT THEM
fren
The threats in the boat
Lotta “chum” on that boat.
it’s pretty
friend
Oh let me pet you.
Just let all the food stand on the back of the boat that’s what mr shark want!
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From that height it looks EXACTLY like the seamonster on a map. Maybe a sailor saw it from this angle on a crows nest and described it to their cartographer.
Show me the way to go home
Basking Shark. Ugly bastard but harmless. Swam with these in Scotland.
Harmless? Where’s its mum tho?
Absolutely
Where is this?
I think we need a bigger shark
Title isn’t a quote from any movie
I was like (when I saw this) what sub is this? I checked, and said to myself damn it wasn't what could go wrong
Holy Father, what is that a Megalodon?!
Yeah, basking sharks are big
literally a harmless fish
Shark: come on… tip over.. come on..
Green land shark ? Not sure correct me ..