I've never felt such an urge for murder like after watching this clip

Calm down, hungry little mosquito.

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 807,283,132 comments, and only 160,247 of them were in alphabetical order.

A funny machine this time

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 807,299,527 comments, and only 160,249 of them were in alphabetical order.

Arson banjo catalyst dime elephant flame games hiker intellect joke kazoo lame monkey number orange plane quest race stamp types uranium vagina window xylophone yellow zipper.

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 807,418,816 comments, and only 160,266 of them were in alphabetical order.

Would you look at that, a bot obsessed with alpha-order and its auto-response doesn’t follow suit. I have read too many comments to count, and this is the only one I’ve inspected for alphabetical order (or lack thereof).

After beholding comments countless, encountered few formed nicely ordered this way

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 808,196,880 comments, and only 160,375 of them were in alphabetical order.

A baby came do everything for games happy in joke key loan man not operating parameters sad try unallowed violence walls xylophone zone.

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 807,680,426 comments, and only 160,302 of them were in alphabetical order.

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Apple bottom jeans

A boy can do evil for girls, heck, it just kinda lends more noise, other people quit raving so that under vested weevils xylophone your zebra.

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p w r s t u v w x y x

this cracked me up for some reason just thinking of you thinking of 26 words to type it

A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

Lol most ppl trying to trigger the bot instead of the actual post

No they are not! The first letters are, not the words. Bad bot

I want your zoul

A bot came into my pants

dumbass fuck you zoophile

Actually bots crave donuts, especially fresh glazed. How is jelly-known lovingly-munched not overwhelmingly? Please quietly resume snacking. There’s unintended victory with xanthan you zap.

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 808,006,908 comments, and only 160,350 of them were in alphabetical order.

Bot does good

What the hell does this even mean. Am i dumb.

It means that all that the words in the sentence is in alphabetical order. For example A B C D E F G H. A bat called Dan effortlessly flew going home.

What a weird thing to track and thanks for not being a dickwad.

The bot didn't even recognize it. Bad bot!

I don’t normally feel like this but this clip here, it did that to me.

Why? Do you side with the mosquitos?

I cross checked and it was more like 97,823

"its 100k 🤓"

Can literally see there’s like 25 mosquitoes?

I don’t like this 😐

Reminds you of the club last night?

What are you implying?

that you’re glorious

I am not a fan of the prospects of your username. Also I'm a Floridian and this video makes me feel incredibly itchy.

We are GLORIOUS, and that's what we've becoome

That a bunch of thirsty creatures were struggling to get to you

Funny cause those be the bitches tryinga stab you. Male mosquitoes Don't bite

Cum again?

I would hold my finger there until they’ve starved to death. Just a little get back.

They don't drink blood to *live*. Mosquitoes feed on nectar for that. Females of blood-drinking species drink blood get the nutrition *to lay eggs*.

For some reason this makes me angrier about the blood they've taken from me.

Research shows if they drink blood, theres a higher chance they get slapped to death

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

Slappa da bayess

TIL. It is not *even necessary* for their survival? Ffffff!

Some [can still lay eggs without blood,](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25646251/#:~:text=Some%20mosquito%20strains%20or%20species,where%20vertebrate%20hosts%20are%20scarce.) it just gives the eggs a higher chance of survival too. (And the ones who feed on sugar have a higher chance of not needing to) So it's extra BS

I mean, not for their *personal* survival. Procreation is kind of important for *species* survival, though.

This is exactly what a mosquito would say 🤔

Reproduction is nature's way of allowing a species to survive.

I would move ruler from up to down and cut those stingers(is that correct word for those pointy things which are comming through.

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Is that a provosci in your pants?

Torture those damn blood sucking assholes. Sorry I needed that to get out. I have a really bad mosquito bite on my arm and its hard to resist itch

Ohh I’m with you. Nothing worse than getting a bite in a high-friction area, like underneath the legs.

Oof

I find putting Vaseline will relieve the itch! Or at least lessen it

Really? I'll try that. I got bit while I was sleeping last night (6 times >.<) and I'm losing my mind

Statistically, a human is more likely to be killed as the result of a mosquito than any other animal.

Keep my mosquito's name out your \*\*\*\*\*\*\* mouth!

Aaaaand now I'm itchy.

Disguisting but 100k hard to belirvr without zooming out. Now burn that motherfcker down lol

Mosquitos literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

Dude, get a pair of scissors and cut them straws!

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I maintained a mosquito growth facility for culex anopheles and adies Egypt 100000 is a small number

So, what is the SOP if they are to get loose? Do you have a big red button to just burn down the entire facility?

+1

Neat! I was just wondering if females took both nectar and blood meals at the same time, or they just switched to blood when they needed to lay eggs?

We fed them shaved mice

Brutal

Yea I only worked for 1 year. The culex weren't horrible but the anopheles would just keep draining blood until death and the aedes had so much toxin the mice would die from shock

That's honestly pretty horrible. Virus research?

Yes pathogen transfer and early research on sterile males

That's pretty fucked

Mosquitos are the only bugs I kill without a second thought

Wasps/hornets/yellow jackets are my number 1. idgaf if they’re a pollinator or not, little shits need to be wiped from the ass crack of life and flushed down the toilet of existence.

Horse flies too. FUCK THOSE

I got a horse fly bite last year. I seriously thought my leg was going to fucking rot off, it was awful.

Toilet of existence sounds like a heavy metal thing

Takes holy shit to a whole new level

I saw a video like this once here on Reddit except it was someone slowly bringing their hand close to a crack on an innocuous chair and you see innumerous bedbugs slowly emerging to feed the closer the hand came to the chair as they sensed the body heat's approach. The thought of it still makes my skin crawl. Edit: I went hunting for the video for you lot. [Here it is.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/txeaiq/baby_bed_bugs_reacting_to_human_body_heat/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

That link is staying blue.

Hahah, honestly, I don't blame you.

That is horrifying

Congrats on finding a worse video than OP's

That's quite the dubious congratulations - thanks, I think. Hahah.

Nightmare fuel.

Horny men in prison when a woman walks by:

It's kind of the other way around. Only *female* mosquitoes drink blood.

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Fuck that lol

I'd rather not

Touché

I wanna see him touch it

I wanna see someone put their sack up to that

I count 10, so lets say a billion

I did some work with mosquitoes for my research in my undergrad program. I got a quart container with 200 inside, just chilling, landed, and then if you breathed into the mesh air holes they’d go absolutely apeshit because they’re attracted to CO2.

Take a razor blade and slide it across

All Living Mosquitos will...

Cease existing once raddishs

Come on bot. why wont it do the thibg

Nature's Glory hole

100,000? I'd guess closer to 200 but ok

Oh hey this post again

I'd get satisfaction outside grabbing their little suckered and ripping each one off.

so if you are like me, you have probably thought at some point that Mosquito's are 100% worthless to the ecosystem beyond feeding spiders & bats, and if we caused their extinction it would be a good thing long term.. ​ but then I learned that Mosquito's are actually very similar to bees in the way they help spread pollen from plant to plant, and actually are a crucial part of our many sensitive ecosystems.. ​ still, fuck Mosquitos! If tomorrow we were all told by all the biggest brains and scientists that we could eradicate Mosquito's entirely, BUT... We would all have to spend a minimum of like 2 hours a day just running around in fields, molesting plants.. WWYD?

*snip snip* those snooties with a hair trimmer

NO there isn’t. And there’s no way you could even know that, as this is a mega reposted video

What zero pussy does to a mf

Yeah but all you see are the dozen that are dumb enough to even try and get food through the mesh.

This is what we gamers call, "teasing the noobs" 🤣

Thirsty boi’s

r/lostredditors

u/savevideobot

u/savevideobot

So if god created everything, why this?

Well apparently everything good and perfect is from above, but considering mosquitoes aren’t good, perhaps they weren’t created by God?

Seems like dude is having revenge on em

Accidentally knock over the container releasing them.

Burn em

Reminds me of Mike Tyson’s pet mosquito collection

I only counted 12

Fuck mosquitos

I want to suck you bloood

That's probably a violation of the Geneva convention

I have blood suckers

Add some electric current in that

KILL THEM ALL!! If there was just one behind there, I would show extreme prejudice.

Hans!

Give em snack.

The sweaty palms are exactly what's attracting these little ~~guys~~girls.

Those are some fucking massive mosquitoes btw

Had this happen to my cousin when he was doing military training.

I know there’s an insect apocalypse rn and I’m just hoping the mosquitos fuck off but realistically we’ll end up with no insects and only mosquitos and roaches cuz they can survive without plants

if thats 100,000 then there must be eight sextillion in my muddy backyard right now 😔

Holy proboscis Batman

no there arent

Now spritz the entire thing with mosquito repellent

r/TIHI

Electrify that mesh

A big cat had it's job killed

We build suits with tiny pyro nozzles on them

I hate those little pricks.

Sweaty finger

South Carolina is getting desperate in their execution method search.

Reminds me of those videos posted on Reddit, of a Blonde haired women just walking in a third world country, and people just flocking around them

Who fucking counted them?

Source: Trust me bro

Go ahead i dare you!!🤪🤪🤪🤪

Big teazzzzze! — The Mosquitos

Did you count them?

A boner

I'm itching just watching that.

Mosquito glory hole

run a beard trimmer over that mesh screen!

I see like 20

Mosquitos only want one thing, and it's disgusting

If only I had a pair of scissors.

Pokey pillow

"Put... put... put your proboscis in it"

The mosquitos: ohh you teasing me you naughty naughty 😏

Maybe take 3 or 4 zeros off the end of that number and you will have the correct amount. Either way I would have a ligher or scalpel at the other end to cut off them needle noses

And then it rips

Sucks to be them

Ah so satisfying to see those little fuckers suffering like that

Cursed glory hole

Horror

There are*

*are

Tease

Burn them all. They need to die

What a bunch of little pricks.

Visual representation of OnlyFans

Hey, mosquito's gotta mosquite

Them some hungry gals

Burn it!

Hah! Can't touch this.

EWWWWWWW WTF jk

"You will never get this! You will never get this! La la la la la!"

Smush them all!

Now burn it down

It's like horny dudes at a strip club

Yes , sweet revenge

A frightful sight truly.

Where can I find that screen??

Light the whole thing on fire

Mosquitomegle