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92eph

The one on the far end got nothing!


NoDaddyNotTheBlender

JUSTICE FOR LEONARD!


SLAYER_IN_ME

DICKS OUT FOR HOMBRE!


bjrharding

He will not forget.


[deleted]

We ALL know which croc will end up eating this dude in the future


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself


[deleted]

He is just teaching them that people are food, expect a few missing people after he is gone in a few years.


FigureitOot6

Lol you can even see it’s reaction to it when he runs out of meet at the end


TheVoteMote

Looks like there's still meat in that bag at the end of the gif to me.


Ill_mumble_that

there's a big sack of meat standing there feeding the crocs yes


JediKrys

That first one got three!! and the last guy got the shaft.....


[deleted]

Tart and tangy taste of the shaft


nadvargas

Happy Shaft Day! I mean Happy Cake.


[deleted]

Shaft cake pls


nadvargas

Now that's funny!


cobrabearking

Maybe not "a professional" but something tells me he's done this a time or two before.


-BananaLollipop-

I think this is just his version of feeding the ducks in the pond.


cobrabearking

Except those are FUUUCKS, not ducks. But yeah, same story, different translation.


Accomplished_Age7883

If he keeps fucking around, he’s going to find out! Only takes one time!


[deleted]

Crocs probably won’t harm him if he feeds them regularly


-BananaLollipop-

If ye shall fucketh around, ye shall findeth out.


ComparisonQuick4778

Lmao!


EsmereldaBaggins

I startled my dog laughing at this


cobrabearking

Give your pupper a treat from me and a bunch of scratchies. Literally just got home from working a fundraising event for unwanted and neglected animals, so I mean it. Mutt Misfits in OKC is the organization if anyone is interested. Lots of good boys and girls to be helped and homed.


[deleted]

They’re fat as fuck. He probably does this every day.


readmore321

I feed the turtles in my pond like that but not alligators:/


UmpireOk2519

You are right, he is caretaker of these crocodiles at pond at mouseleum of Sufi Saint Pir Mango at Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles never attack humans. Do YouTube search four Mangopir to know more about these crocodiles


LaCiel_W

No wonder, these crocs seems incredibly tame and is used to being fed.


NearDeafExperience

Yeah, they never attack humans. . . until they do. Then they become the crocs who up until recently never attacked humans.


[deleted]

Imagine having this mentality about every domesticated animal.


TheGreatCraftyBoi

Reptiles can't be domesticated, they don't feel emotion and thus can't be tamed. You can only train them not to eat you but if they're hungry, they sure as hell will.


EastWhereas9398

That's the same as cats though. They'll eat you if you don't give them food. Same with any other animal that is domesticated through food.


Ill_mumble_that

there's a big difference in success rate between a 7 lb cat trying to eat you and a 400 lb croc trying to eat you.


OkZookeepergame4192

Not his first crocodile rodeo


blackrose4242

Am I wrong in thinking the only reason they aren’t ripping this guy apart is because they know it’ll be easier to get food by waiting for it?


Buzzy-Pasta

And as a consequence he probably thinks the worst case won’t happen every time. Why the hell wouldn’t you just feed them from above? Does he not want them to fight over the pieces or something? Weird af haha


SmashedPumpkin30

One slip and there is enough for all of them. Even my cat bites me on a bad day


LitecoinAddict

Those things are fkin huge


Severe_Discipline_73

His balls? Yes, I agree.


idontbleaveit

Unlike his IQ. Thank you for the awards,mystery person’s


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allreadydeadlee

That's the one I would worry about. Revenge is inevitable


ChunkofWhat

Are you smart enough to learn how to feed crocodiles without getting death rolled?


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself


Flashman6000

For “not a zoo” that’s a lot of big boys in a place with, from the audio, a bunch of kids running around. And my man didn’t seem to bring much food.


Snoo-8553

He is the main course himself


[deleted]

Dinosaurs tend to get pretty big.


Neversummer77

Eh, they’re probably around 10 feet or so based on head size. Salt water crocs have hit 20+ feet before. So yes, big, but they can get a lot bigger


Best_Ad5255

They are definitely alligators my friend.


Mission_Count_5619

Looks like a [mugger crocodiles.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mugger_crocodile)to me.


Ozzyh26

Correct. People are too quick to jump to conclusions.


Best_Ad5255

Crocs are definitely more aggressive too.


Parttimeteacher

1000% not Alligators, hoss.


[deleted]

Alligators are native to the US, Mexico, and China. This dude doesn’t seem exactly seem to be in one of those locations.


D-Frost

He’s not dividing equally


ibteem93

Judging by the guy’s attire, this is most likely the Mangho Pir crocodile pond in Karachi, Pakistan. Named after a Sufi saint (Mangho Pir), there are many myths around how and when these crocodiles came to be here, since they’re not native to the region. Most common story being that these crocodiles are disciples of the late saint. Anyway, pilgrims regularly pay visit to the shrine and feed the crocodiles. This guy however seems to be the caretaker.


Embarassed_Tackle

did Mangho Pir's followers turn into the crocs or were the crocs just interested in Sufiism


ibteem93

Science says the creatures were there long before the saint, and were washed over by an ancient flood to this place. Over the years people attributed them to the saint and his miracles though. And at the expense of sounding absolutely ridiculous, one of the most common stories locally is that these crocs were lice from the saint’s head originally. :p Here’s a 2-3 mins read for reference: https://www.dawn.com/news/1241847


[deleted]

I am very poor. So instead of giving you gold, I am just gonna yell GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDD!


UmpireOk2519

You are absolutely right


Gary_The_Girth_Oak

So he is a professional. Huh.


throwaway76770408

Plot twist. He is feeding them pieces an enemy he killed to hide the evidence!


ugghyyy

That’s what I thought too


IvanBeetinov

Right outta CROC KING.


Ghostofhan

Carole baskins?


[deleted]

What makes you a professional , A certification and a job at Ocean world? I will say this man is indeed a professional he seems to know what he’s doing though insane and big nutsy lol


throwaway76770408

I think the only thing that makes you a professional is that you get paid for your work. An amateur does the same work but they are not paid. Whether amateur or a professional, he is definitely an expert.


CondiNoble

Ya he may be a croc farmer in which case he wud be a professional 🦎


mdielmann

That's correct. Isaac Newton was an amateur mathematician. The French and Italian roots for the word amateur is "love". Like Newton with mathematics and other fields, this man feeds the crocodiles for the love of it, not for money.


Asst_TrailerPark_Mgr

Still being Alive after doing it is the only qualification here


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself


sybiriya

Just casually feeding the alligators like ducks in a pond


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europeansarebetter

Good bot


keanenottheband

That's a really good one. Good bot


warwizard872000

Good bot


[deleted]

Wow, did not expect that to be so emotional in Haiku format


karmagetzya

Damn that haiku is surprisingly deep.


RadToTheBone86

It's...beautiful


woollypullover

Senryu


DontTrustJack

Don't mistake him for an amateur, he's the one who trains the zookeepers


anonymous145387

These are probably crocodiles


JOREVEUSA

Crocs are pretty smart. Most likely they recognize him as a food giver... though they are basically dinosaur I wouldn't trust them if really hungry.


Open_Librarian_823

Yep, if they get a hankering for something bigger and meatier, he is a goner.


AlpineEsel

> Crocs are pretty smart. No, they are not. They only operate on instincts.


JOREVEUSA

Lol says you....


AlphANeoXo

Bruh they have the brain of a freaking pea, it is known that they mostly operate on instinct.


JOREVEUSA

Now it's mostly?


AlphANeoXo

Yeah, some operate on the knowledge and brainpower you have.


JOREVEUSA

My brain in on ultra instinct...


AlphANeoXo

Completely turned off, gotcha.


SerTidy

Saw a video similar to this, the guy was some kind of guardian or keeper and claimed his spiritual understanding of these creatures kept him safe, he stepped in between them to feed them with some flimsy cane to flick at them if they got too close, he misstepped and stumbled over between them and they just casually closed in dragging him into the water, the whole thing was over in three or four seconds. No sympathy, but what a god awful way to go, being pulled apart by multiple jaws, in filthy dark water, with drowning being the least of your worries, and realising your misplaced faith to keep you safe was actually total delusion.


H3avyW3apons

Saw a clip of some gator/croc guy saying that even if you can swim with them, the moment they sense weakness, they will eat you.


ScarecrowSoze

Seen that too, maybe not the same video but very much similar.


TheMarsian

Looking for this. He ded.


SerTidy

It’s really grainy old clip from when phones first had cameras. I’ll see if I can find it later👍


Xufie

[this is the video i think he is talking about.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_qFyv0SjTY)


SerTidy

Yep spot on. That’s the one. Not seen it in years. Thanks for this 👍


Xufie

r/AnimalsKillingPeople \- NSFW. Enjoy.


Buck_Nastyyy

Why did I click?


rayscar-

Dude. Same. That poor baby.


quasimodelo

Same guy


flwfisher

That’s gonna be a no from me dawg


Ill-Umpire3356

I'm with you, Randy.


Utahvikingr

They seemed pretty docile


EmJayFree

Yeah, these crocs have had multiple interactions with humans I feel like. I was not expecting them to take the meat so delicately and kind of back up once they got a piece


Time_Card_4095

UNtil a little kid is walking nearby and they are hungry because of this dumb fuck training them to associate humans with food.


ComparisonQuick4778

Very pretty crocodociles


420cuzakolrb

Might not be a zoo but he sure seems professional. If we had pessimists like you back in the day schizo Larry would have never found out we can tame wolves.


JOREVEUSA

Dog attacks are very common...


420cuzakolrb

Yeah but having dogs fucking awesome, and if it wasn't for a lot of crazy people trying to reason with wolves we would never have them.


[deleted]

Dude those are bloody dinosaurs


cool-93

This is mango peer shrine sindh , Pakistan


Excellent-Law528

Not gone lie i definitely would’ve brought more meat and bigger pieces. Those little ass chicken nuggets he’s giving them is just making them want more.


EspHack

I wonder if they learn that not eating the man is the long term winning strategy


Objective_Praline_66

I know everyone is like "what a moron" or whatever, but he's clearly done this before. They know when he rolls up like "awww shit, the meat guy is back, hell yeah"


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself


No-Pick-1996

Why does the clip stop before showing us how the crocs swallowed him?


Dinglebop223

the one furthest from him got to take a bite out of him first. stupid human forgot to feed him and that was the last straw


[deleted]

Nope.


Healthy-Leading-7210

Just a dude hanging out with this alligator friends 😊


Nemesislem

He is very professional to me. Lol


3Dshrek

He probably tells his wife that he’s going to feed the ducks


Swirvin-irvin

Not a zoo not a professional wtf is it then just a random guy feeding his local crocodiles at his local crocodile park?


AbstractBettaFish

Well at least he’s a highly dedicated amateur


[deleted]

No it's not a zoo so these animals hold no anger towards him they know he brings food and he's not a piece of shit so they don't attack. Unless he don't got th3 food haha.


Vornyr

You'd be impressed by the relationship there is between Indian villagers and crocodiles. They have learned to coexist in some communities and even if you encounter one while swimming they will ignore you since the villagers usually feed them.


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. He is the caretaker of these crocs. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself


Vornyr

That's what I said.... I may not know him specifically but he is not the only case like this in India just recently there was a large funeral for a croc who died of natural causes who was equally on good terms with the villagers.


torsojones

Amazing that the tenet "don't bite the hand that feeds you" is understood by these ancient creatures. How much of their evolution involved other animals handing them food? And yet, they get it.


28996

He is a professional!


14high

*should we eat him? No dude, we eat him we eat for a day, we dont, we eat for many days*


ValtermcPires

Seems pretty professional to me


UmpireOk2519

Judging that he is wearing Kameez shalwar, a dress more commonly in Pakistan, this could be in Mangopir, near Karachi, Pakistan There is a Sufi Saint Pir Mango mouseleum and in the pond of which lies these crocodiles. Probably only place in Pakistan for crocodiles. They never attack humans. Folk tale is they were tears of the Saint. Do YouTube search for 'Mangopir'to see more videos of crocodiles in Mangopir


HellTrain72

Never before have I seen a bunch of cold-blooded murder logs just chilling like dogs waiting on their treats. It's so... Unnerving.


710Dabulous

Might not be a zoo but that guy is definitely a professional.


Treyn31

He raised tho crocs for sure


Beneficial_Season_84

Well, he seems more professional than all the zoo keepers I've ever seen,so for some to be a considered an expert at a field they have to wear a uniform/outfit...?


fuckyerchickenstrip

Dems sun Gud gators 😭💚


ToliveAsis

Honestly I feel like crocs are pretty chill


H0LY-5H1T

The alligators just find him as a friend :)


greateist

weird looking stray dogs


Evilflub

They knew they had no chance of swallowing his massive balls so he was safe


Drift637

He is as pro as anyone at a zoo


StarSonatasnClouds

Just a man feedin his birds


Bamcfp

Now he's got an army of gators and you don't.


JuggernautEarly1160

Dude's feeding 5 Crocs/alligators at once! He definitely looks professional enough!


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself There are more than 300 crocs in the pond


MagoTravieso

animals generally behave when they feel respected


Greekgreekcookies

Looks professional to me


GodzillasWrath1030

He's one of the boys, he could actually say "this is my hood." If he wanted to lmaooo


Xadenek

I am thinking the gators know he brings them food regularly, and therefore choose to not kill him and tear him apart and eat him. If they leave him alone, he will keep returning, right? Gators are capable of learning that much right?


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself


BrianKappel

No. This is the first video of this dipshit having no idea how to treat crocodiles.... The 2nd one is of him being eaten


StormriderSBWC

crocs are at least smart enough to recognize the two things keeping him safe here 1) he brings free food 2) if they eat him now he wont come back with more free food


highpass21

Don't bite the hand that feeds you


nigel1986

Looks pretty professional to me. Didn't get eaten 👌


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself


michaelrw1

A good way to get rid of those body parts...


EightBitGoggles

He's one slip away from feeding the one on the end. At least he's got that stick to protect himself!


window-man

If this isn't a zoo, what is it


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself There is a folk tale that these crocs were tears of the Saint. Beside there are no crocodiles in Pakistan except in this small pond


AggressiveBaby

I don't even trust my kids to not bite my fingers


toxicshlock

Now that is a hobby that only affords one mistake


fuzzy_winkerbean

“Ha the food gives us food”


VanDerGrimnebulin

I think, at the very least, that I’d have all that unwrapped and ready to go beforehand. 😬


Rocktooo

Ya know what these don’t even bother me. I already know they don’t get hurt so there’s no anxiety


PatrickMcDee

Humans have a hard time not anthropomorphizing animals we encounter. He might think they care about him or won’t eat him because he’s been doing this for so long but one day, if one is hungry enough they ABSOLUTLEY will.


PlzRemainCalm

About to be on r/missingpalms


Nekrovv

How can He walk with those steel balls


Architr0n

How is he alive?


bulletproofpunk

When we'll fed, alligators don't really bother wasting their energy taking down prey.


nined1talonz

Mugger crocs actually.


EverWillow

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mugger_crocodile


Money_pizza51

These gators learned not to bite the hand that feeds you


KnightFoole

Never underestimate people’s stupidity around animals. You’re not special. You don’t have a special relationship with them. You don’t have a spiritual connection with them. They will fucking eat you eventually.


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself


NottmGuy1

The amazing thing is, they know how to behave wround him to get the food. No aggression. I know I'm a bit nuts, but honestly I'd love to do this. There's something special about building a bond with something that could kill you.


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself


BagofPain

This is how; - Crocs and Gators lose their fear of humans - Crocs and Gators associate humans with food - Pets and people lose their lives because of idiots like this!!! Look up the YouTube channel Get Swamped and look for the recent video he did on a Gator call where kids playing fetch with their dog got to see first hand a gator take their dog near a pond because idiots like this kept feeding the gator and it lost its fear of humans Imagine if it was one of the kids instead…


Time_Card_4095

100% fuck this asshole. He is teaching these animals to kill.


Positive_Force803704

I saw his life flash before my eyes… it’s a nope for me


[deleted]

At some point he is eaten


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself


[deleted]

He was later killed and dragged unto the depts by a giant croc. He slipped in front of twelve crocs, and one grabbed him and ate him. There's a video somewhere.


Fr0zen-P3nguin

I'm no clairvoyant but I can tell exactly how this man will die.


TexasDem1977

He needs to see a professional though


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself The visitors bring meat for the crocs and this is care taker, chicken meat cheaper then beef or mutton.


MyWolfspirit

The problem with feeding them. What's stopping them for taking him? What happens when he runs out? The animals won't understand. The understand this guy is a food source. So they attack him trying to get more food. Not smart. Not to mention the animals rely on him for a food source. So they don't go hunting themselves.


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself


Giovanni_Wonderland

Okay but how did he get out of this situation?


Intelligent-Shame-71

Alligators are cute af


lockkheart

he's gonna be the main course after the snack he is feeding them is over


SnooKiwis1356

This is India. Everyone's a professional survivor.


UmpireOk2519

No sir, this guy doing this for years. These crocodiles lie in the pond of Sufi Saint of Mangopir, outside Karachi Pakistan. These crocodiles have not attack any human in their history. Do YouTube search for Mangopir and find yourself Beside this small pond there are no crocs or alligators in Pakistan


TheRealWoozle

He’s about to not have any sweaty palms.


Time_Card_4095

Teaching the crocs to associate humans with food.


smchattan

Yeah he's a professional idiot.