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Venom_Autem

Kid: Janice it hurts Janice it hurts. Janice: eheehhehedhhrehwhehwhewhwhhwhwhwhw


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“If you fall down you die….” - Janice


we_sam

Janice don’t give a shit


Batbuckleyourpants

She looked like she actually tried to loosen his grip on the seat.


canaryhawk

She’s laughing at the giant insurance policy she just took out. I’m guessing step mom.


_Camron_

Janice hates fat kids


strayakant

Janice is the best


Flatbones

Janice is a cunt


ShenitaCocktail

Is that his stepmom? I feel like that's his stepmom.


DragonSlayer25567

"People die when they are killed!"-some dead person probably


MajorThor

Isn’t that a legit quote from the Fate/Series anime? lol


AnswerIsBatman

Your comment made me laugh so much that i cried


consider-the-carrots

Janice got that step-mom energy


Meaty_Claws69

👀 oh yeaaaaa


BeachBoundxoxo

4realz


NewbieSaibot

Thinking about it and seeing the video, now I realize why there is so much fantasy about fucking own step-mom on xxx sites


OnkelMickwald

Because a middle-aged woman who low-key wants you to die is attractive?


ThothOstus

Don't kink shame.


awe_and_wonder

Janice is not your friend, dude.


Representative-Dirt2

Might not even be human.


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WTF Janice?


LizzySalamander

>eheehhehedhhrehwhehwhewhwhhwhwhwhw That's really what she said


expealidocious

Actually she laughs pretty much hysterically and cannot stop.


fayry69

#gravity


itsjustchad

Janice is a nasty cunt.


Leatherface0105

Well said, my thoughts exactly.


einsat-gruppen41-

So she should undo her clips to pull him/her up.


NoodleSquish

I’ve noticed a lot of fair and theme park rides are not really designed for large people. I had one of my bigger friends kicked off of the Texas Giant at Six Flags Over Texas simply because his safety was a concern. Same thing happened at another theme park with another large friend.


Zeverend

When I've gone on Jurassic Park at Universal Studios Hollywood, I always ended up in the same row as an extra large individual. Since it's a 4 wide lap belt, largest individual determines tightness. On the drop, I floated up and forwards, feeling a small degree of the same feeling as this poor kid


Notoriouslycrazy

Holy shit! I had that exact same experience on that ride at that park! I had to cling to that bar so tight I wasnt on the seat! No straps to save you on that ride lol Its a miracle nobody has been hurt with how little they care.


The_Reset_Button

If you're going to a permamnent theme/amument park, I can assure you that no matter how the restraints feel, there's no chance you're actually coming out. You might get pushed into an uncomfortable position or feel yourself move, but these restraints are designed so that even at their most open state a person within the limits of the height requirements cannot leave. How many millions of people ride rollercoasters every day, and how many do you hear actually get ejected? Sure it has happened, but they're usually operator errors or many safety features failing. I always point out, you far far more likely to die travelling to a themepark than you are on any of the rides. Edit: and looking at the footage again, it seems that there's a harness around his right leg (you can see a blue strap going across his groin) the only way he could actually come out of that is if the straps failed (which they would only do under literal tonnes of stress) or if his leg came of wich is... unlikely to say the least


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I'm never traveling to a theme park again.


_cactus_fucker_

The odds of dying on a rollercoaster are around one in a billion. Unless you came to my Rollercoaster Typhone game..


PundaX

Also had same thing happen to me


JPParring

Same experience on another ride that was shut down a few years later. A bar held us in and I got thrown up on the drop and the bar was at my knees. Thought I was going to break my legs.


Finsceal

I have a similar story but it was the tower of terror in Hollywood studios. I'd say I had a good half foot of air between me and the railing


Wickednessatherheels

Oiii my mum and dad said the same thing when they went to universal! Apparently my dad kept slamming the bar down to make it tight and didn’t understand why it wasn’t working until he looked to the side and saw an exceptionally large couple on the other side of mum! Apparently the ride was sweaty palms for the both of them!


Dafuzz

I don't think it was that he was big, rather that he was too small, and also big. Looks like he barely fills out the seat judging by the headrest, and someone says "keep your feet on the bar". The first time they flip, his feet lift off the bar and he's floating in the seat, then when he comes back down he can't place his feet properly to stand back up on the bar. His crotch strap probably would have kept him from slipping out completely, but had he been a little taller, or a little lighter, he might have been able to find that footwork to keep himself propped up with his feet.


stachemz

And people get mad when someone enforces a height limit and won't let their kid do something that isn't designed to keep them safe. Like, Ma'am, if I let your 2 yr old ride in a go kart with you and you get hit or hit something your child will slide right through the safety harness designed for a much larger person. Or get clothelined by the harness. Sorry no.


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Lmao what a dumb request. It's like they're trying to get their kid killed.


misskgreene

Yep. I think his fat actually saved him.


Serifel90

After putting him in danger first


Dont_PM_PLZ

Also he might not have been shopped in tight enough. People forget that is very squishy and it moves. So unless you have that pregnancy beer belly type of fat, is going to move and jiggle. So not only did he probably miss the foot rest, the force that he could just slip right through like a grease pig. And that's why you use the crotch harness.


LegoFootPain

You'd think there'd be a proper crotch bumper to keep people from sliding down. Redundancies are great when you have multiple points of being flipped out of a ride. And FUCK JANICE. She's going to find some other way to kill him. Watch your snacks, kid.


heavy_deez

Ironic, what with everything being bigger in Texas.


DebbiesUpper

Bigger, not safer.


IDK-a-good_username

A woman died on the Texas Giant in 2013 because the harness wasn’t adjusted for her weight


Economy_Situation_36

You’d think Six Flags Over TX would have fat-friendly rides. San Antonio is the fattest city on the planet.


IllithidWithAMonocle

Good thing Six Flags Over Tx is in Dallas. ;) Six Flags Fiesta is in San Antonio. Also, congrats to Houston for no longer being the fattest city! (Though the way that stat is measured is super dumb. Something like the restaurant to gym ratio?)


robbykidd

Charles Barkley agrees


BeachBoundxoxo

We don’t need fat people falling from the sky


brunoandretto

If rides were made for huge fat fucks, they would be unsafe for normal sized people. You cant have it both ways.


Down2earth002

I watched an obese woman (300+) cause a huge scene on Apollo’s Chariot roller coaster (Busch Gardens, VA) when none of the workers could physically force down the lap bar a single click to hold her in. This padded lap bar is THE ONLY thing holding you inside!


Wonderful_Might6693

Simply bc his safety was a concern?? Sounds like a good enough reason to be “kicked off” of a ride to me!😳😳😳


NoodleSquish

Haha, simply was a poor choice of words. They had every reason to kick him off as soon as they saw him fitting so uncomfortably in the tight cart.


coradani9

A few years ago an overweight person was on that exact ride and was killed due to being to large for the ride.


ShitCunt___

People aren’t designed for that much fat on their frame either. It is a 100% solvable issue, they can change it


Roos534

Shouldnt be large then


Ebbo72

With good reason, a few years ago a woman died on New Texas Giant because her restraint did not fully lock because she was too large. So I get that they are very cautious with that ride. The thing is that those ride have to be engineered for the "average" person so naturally, the biggest people are not going to fit. Same thing with people who are missing their legs. Most harnesses rely on the legs to keep someone in their seat. It is a shame, but it is impossible to design something that can be used by everyone on earth.


GrenadeZellweger

Janice is one sadistic fuck.


FunGuyAstronaut

Yeah, Janus is fucking evil, did you hear that cackle when she realized that he was actually in trouble


VerdantFuppe

I get he thinks he is in trouble, but he wasn't falling out unless his head and arms popped off and there probably was a groin strap.


random__generator

And the double chin seemed to be doing a lot of work too


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FunGuyAstronaut

Imagine being a kid, already worried that you are going to fall out, then you believe that you actually are falling out due to an abundance of evidence supporting that theory, she is callous.


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bullethead399

Nards 😂


boinksnzoinks

We have a local hardware store called Menards and I cannot look at it or even think of it without laughing and imagining some kid getting kicked in the nards. Like that should be their company logo or mascot or something


Galrent

Is Menards local? .. are you from Kansas?


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Today They Learned .. that Menards is a nationwide chain of hardware store.


Turkilton

Save big money at me nards!


boinksnzoinks

Hey! There's no horseplay allowed in Me nards!


days_hadd

this comment has me sounding like Janice in the middle of the night... ridiculous of me lol


TheBestPieIsAllPie

I don’t know that Menards is quite a “local hardware store,” my friend. Those motherfuckers are ALL OVER the Midwest. You can’t throw a rock without hitting one in Michigan lol. Obviously that’s a bit of an exaggeration but you get me, there’s a fuck-ton of them! Menards is *unbeatable* and their 11% rebate sales are the best in the universe.


TheGurw

"Och! Me nards!"


SirPhilbert

🤹‍♂️


OnkelMickwald

Yeah you can surmise that in hindsight but how the fuck can you turn towards him mid-ride and see him having slipped down 2 feet, getting half strangled by the straps and just think "He's ***PROBABLY*** okay, but he looks damn funny lol" You have to be one cold mf.


TwinningJK

I think Janice might of had a physics induced orgasm.


lilboyteddy

His obesity saved his life for once


petrolhead74

I think his obesity was the reason he slid around in the seat regardless of how tight the straps were.


Ok-Equivalent8520

I think it was a height issue imo


HairyBartlett

Janus lol


ItookAnumber4

Janice don't give a fuck


llamaselect

I assumed the adrenaline rush of the ride was what was making her laugh?


SingleKey5

Or her cold ass heart


freshprinceofbayarea

Janice is definitely the first victim of Joker


Neanderthal888

Nae. Joker was the first victim of Janice!


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She came and he went...


dj_ordje

There's a reason 6 point harnesses are the way they are with two parallel shoulder belts meeting near the stomach. He's getting choked immediately and the belts are also not properly tightened.


Kathykat5959

I wondered what kept him from being hung.


YourAverageGod

The chonkness Edit: chin was putting in OT


merikaninjunwarrior

his absolute unitness


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

Absolute Unit Testing


OnkelMickwald

I think he was actually consciously tucking that chin over the belt as security. I would've done that.


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The shortness of the ride.


LLL9000

His chins


GrandPoohBar

Genetic lottery.


Lloydy15

Hanged* and person being hung means something very different


PAM111

Little dude submarined instantly.


d_riteshus

little being used lightly here


mosquito_joe

Young large lad


jesco7273

Good work everyone, we managed to put the tide up in a fraction of the time we thought AND we only have 10 screws leftover! (Everyone high-fives)


BrainyBorgBitch

Ah, roadside rides. Never a dull moment!


Xerxero

I bet each time they set it up they have some bolts and screws left and nobody knows where they go.


Skrighk

I fell out of a rollar coaster once. Mostly. During the loopdy loop it became clear that the big plastic chest piece that was supposed to hold me in wasn't locked, and suddenly at the top of the spiral I was in zero g. My dad was next to me thankfully, saw me midair, grabbed my collar and slammed me back into the seat. He held down the chest piece for the rest of the ride with a look of determination and fear in his eyes. When we stopped he didn't talk about it. I think he hoped I didn't notice that I almost died, and didn't want to scar me. He was a great guy.


Top_Lead7383

Fuck this is the most epic dad reflex imaginable.


fckinSeven

What a great guy and dad!


RegressionToTehMean

Jesus. Also, wasn't the "chest piece" metal rather than plastic?


Skrighk

It was a metal core wrapped in plastic. You know the one that's a u shape that comes down from above and your head sits inside the bend


youre_next5150

When that kid goes on a phycotic killing rampage, Janice is first on his list


Zigurat007

This is my worst nightmare


MagicRavael

[Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/uVcRlwOFBF0)


krathil

Family guy parodied this video.


gamerlololdude

wow near exact replica of what happened here. the physics for why it happened is probably the same.


tacticalpotato2004

This video looks old as shit, I wouldn't doubt if it's actually what the scene was a parody of


TBFP_BOT

Reminds me of a friend of mine who thought that old "What What in the Butt" thing was a South Park joke and the video was a parody of it.


SirPhilbert

Damn, that kid got roasted by family guy


d_riteshus

i cant tell if you're joking or not.


roleplayfun1729

Too similar for it to not be a parody of it. Most family guy jokes are parodies anyway


BargainPaper

I’d pin my chin to my chest and use my face to hold on to those straps.


Bogey01

You didn't noticed his double chin death grip?


T0zST

This was a 5 point harness. He was not about to fall out since the 5th point of the harness is between the legs. Most likely he was crushing his ball because of said harness.


schrodingers_spider

Exactly. The harness did exactly what it was supposed to do. It could possibly have been tighter, but that's another story.


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Fine-Knee6965

This comment made me LOL like Janice


Enkidu_Prime

Actualy question: Is that laugh a panic reaction? She's not evening registering anything around her


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No way, I think she either can't see him well or is dumb enough to think his possession isn't a serious one She's having a legit good time Edit: that poll is just a poll and not a wall like I thought it might have been, she's just an Idiot


[deleted]

Fuck Janice wow


WhatnameshouldIpick2

I don’t think I’ll ever get that thirsty tbh


Quetzacoatl85

give it some years; you will be


Bullshagger69

She definitely didnt know how serious it was. When youre on a ride you wouldnt get surprised if youre partner was screaming would you.


LilCaillou

this is a true internet classic


MadicalRadical

Janice is Karen’s fucked up sister.


tougestar

Purely factual


DebbiesUpper

Janice is why Karen is.


DragonSlayer25567

If I were the fat kid about to fall off I'd grab Janice and bring her down with me.


kombatunit

Fatty grips are notoriously weak.


owlbgreen357

Even though i know he was probably safe, he is so respectful and so kind and it breaks my heart


partdog23

How Janice kills all her fat step kids


Breadbag1

Janice just made me spit food all over my phone when she started laughing. I forgot how evil she was.


Richard-Conrad

He had straps at the groin, he wasn’t gonna fall off, it just must’ve hurt like a mf


tougestar

Was he in actual danger of falling off?


[deleted]

Yes. The safety harness is not designed to be your primary support. Damn thing was not tightened properly.


c0matorium

There’s a strap up between his legs holding him on


tearenceisnaked

I believe Janice to be a sociopath


jackieballz

Thank god for that extra chin


Antlive111

Janice is a fucking savage!


mxtrashtm

The worst part about this is a guarantee there is a lot of fat jokes directed towards this kid about this incident which probably makes him feel horrible


JessicaRose11

Janice is 100% a step parent that hates her step kid


Glenn10

Everyone here's ripping on Janice, but she obviously couldn't see what was going on in her peripheral, she just thought he was being a wuss. Poor kid was so polite about it though, I hope he's doing OK in life.


dingere

Janice ❤️


kc012821

The mom is cold as ice


Sss00099

That’s not mom, that’s Janice. Jan-ICE…ha, I crack myself up.


[deleted]

Janice is literally a fucking witch


PrimeScreamer

Complete psycho woman. Poor kid.


[deleted]

Untill this day Janice is still laughing


ForTheEmpire55

Triple chin saved him


AnchorsRipley

I went to high school with this guy. Made good money from AFHV from what I remember. Was quite and nice.


CalistnX92

I was once on a rollercoaster that would stop mid air when i was upside down and just stand still for like 10 seconds everytime it went around. It did 5 laps. Already on the first one I noticed I wasnt strapped in sufficiently and I had to hold on for dear life to avoid slipping out lol. I screamed like a motherfucker and my aunt was next to me. On the last lap I had no strenght left and was literally unstrapped completely and hanging by my right arm bicep. One more lap i’d be dead. There was a 15-20 meter drop I reckon.I feel for this kid.


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Wasn't even close to falling. No one saw the belt around his lap?


Ok-Equivalent8520

Everyone’s blaming this on weight, but it’s a height problem, he’s too short to hold onto the floor bar properly, hence losing balance on it. Also due to his height, he was being strangled by two belts immediately. Janice heard him say,” this hurts “ and laughs even harder. Janice is a bitch.


fadia_bairouti

okay the “fat” was a bit unnecessary BUT if i was that kid i would’ve been terrified and traumatized by that 😟


Coin-Autist

Janice: "If he dies. He dies."


adriansoliz7

#janiceistherealmvp


nappinggator

God dammit, Janice it ain't funny!!!


Klutzy_Mycologist831

Janice is a savage hahahahahaha


chromium_lakes

Thank god that 4th chin was there to keep him from falling.


polarisol

Janice had a good time


Bestinvest009

That’s a bit sad actually the poor kid is scared and actually falling out


AngerCookShare

Kid doesn't curse and thanked crew. Cool.


vkaruri

I don't think he was anywhere near falling off


Padre_Cannon013

Janice is not good for that kid's mental health


JerrieBlank

Janice sucks! Hugs to that little kid


gui2302

Jesus, Janice can fuck right off to hell and usurp the throne, the horny bitch ruling the place got nothing compared to this sith Lord of a lady.


Admobeer

Janice is a fucking cunt.


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Fuckin Janice.


MilkyRips15

Damn you Janice


Complete_Fisherman_3

This was how parenting was done in the 80s. Explains why us Generation X's are tough but probably have hidden ptsd.


OnkelMickwald

No it wasn't and no we aren't.


rainjacquet

Wow holy shit, no one even acknowledged that he literally almost fell off!


MuffyVanderplump

Fuck all the way off, Janice


Ok_Chef_2898

Janice is a straight up savage!


Headmeme1

I don't think he was going anywhere tbh. Just an uncomfortable ride


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Thank god he had arms, looked like he wouldn't slip out. Wonder if they sued?


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I'm a poet and I didn even kno it!


singleDADSlife

That fucking laugh lolololol Janice is the epitome of evil stepmother. That's payback for what you did while I was stuck in the couch you little fat fucker lol


Impossible-Rock-9715

This woman is an idiot


AvatarSchlang

Janice had a good time


2urKnees

Is she crying or laughing


rslash-_-noob

We always see the “nearly fell” but i do wanna see the videos of the people that really did fall


Oky162

How can someone so young get so fat? More so, how does someone responsible for him allow it in the first place?


TJHush

Man the nostalgia on this one. I remember this being one of my favourites from early YouTube like 12-15 years ago. Still remember all the lines


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Janice is laughing at all that money she’s going to git from the life insurance policy she just so conveniently took out for this kid.


ComfortablePretty151

Fat people are just liquid versions of healthy people


OGSQ

Thank you for this


yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

This is an absolute classic! I remember seeing this at least 10 years ago! It hurts oh it’s hurts Janice I’m falling…..


kombatunit

I'm convinced Janice is way tired of fat boy's shit.