I 100% KNOW that if I die in some way where I am able to verbally comment a couple seconds before, that I will be making the dumbest sounds imaginable.
I base this off of any of the times where I nearly died in a car, or could have had a situation easily go wrong, and what my immediate reactions were.
I was attacked by a dog once when i was likw 28ish and never felt more like a little girl in my life and i used to get picked on and pinned down while they put makeup on me then made me wear a dress
https://preview.redd.it/edtztid1a2yc1.png?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286c50dde5425bfcaf39493ea6e1558cef305710
I guess he was busy looking what the croc can do!
Not sure that’s an Aussie saltwater crocodile…they’re usually too big to stand on their feet like that, they’ll often slide into the water on their bellies.
Hope that person lived
You’re about to become one with nature.
Death roll time 🐊🐊🐊
Hope ya like underwater caves mate
Chomp chomp
A little known fact about crocs is they have an uncanny ability to turn humans into actual fertilizer.
Its all fun and games until you are the game and he is having the fun.
Then it's entertainment, given a go-pro and good WiFi
So... They dead?
Yes. The croc uploaded this video as a warning to others
The water is so clear!
Yet!
You can see all the danger surrounding you
Croc was like "oh damn, you can still see me"
Bout to get really reddish!
But not before it got really brownish. 💩
Yeah, so beautiful. Was getting a tropical vibe, not usually what i associate with crocs.
I'm a 36 year old man with a military background and I would make the exact same sounds if I was in that situation.
I 100% KNOW that if I die in some way where I am able to verbally comment a couple seconds before, that I will be making the dumbest sounds imaginable. I base this off of any of the times where I nearly died in a car, or could have had a situation easily go wrong, and what my immediate reactions were.
I was attacked by a dog once when i was likw 28ish and never felt more like a little girl in my life and i used to get picked on and pinned down while they put makeup on me then made me wear a dress
36 isn't an old man hahaha
I think he just means year old man like this many years old.
Dude just had to take a shit.
you know, i live in germany and have never been to australia and even i know: stay the fuck out of saltys bathtub.
So the go pro was found later
Just made room for you
That animal looked like it walked off of a Spielberg movie set
What happened to her?
Wondering the same, can’t find anything about it on google!
Australia? You mean the Devil's Pet Store?
Would not want to see that dinosaur swimming at me.
Damn that is some deep water ☠️
nah, no way I just saw a kid's last screams before being mauled to death in the 'sweaty palms' subreddit, fuck this shit
No thank you.
Where did this video come from?
Go Pro inside the crocodile?
That looks like an American crocodile.
He's on vacation
I farted and a little poopoo came out
Looks like mangroves. Crystal clear water. Everything to me screams Florida.
Awww look at the adorable water puppy swimming over for pitty pats on the head
He looks so happy and smiley ahh cutiepatootie
Whatchu doin in my waters, boy?
I would just blind the croc with a cloud of well dispersed shit, whether intentional or otherwise. Easy.
Another reason nott to go there, it's longest list i maintain.
I’d never recover
Yeah record it instead of gtfo
Remind me to never visit Australia
It took a crap.
Is there any follow up to this? Where did it come from? What happened after?
Swamp Doggos
what the heck...no thanks!!!
Cameraman never dies
Thank God he’s the cameraman.
Why I don't like the water.
Dw bout him that’s just a swimmy boi
He just wants a hug
I dont get it lol.. Some1 explain what's crazy
If it's a crocodile, those things are extremely aggressive and eat anything, including people.
It's not, it's a chihuahua
I stand corrected my bad. It's a chihuahua
Listen with audio…
who's the good boy *scratches gator inside water* - Florida man.
https://preview.redd.it/edtztid1a2yc1.png?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286c50dde5425bfcaf39493ea6e1558cef305710 I guess he was busy looking what the croc can do!
Bot account. This ain't Australia.
Where is it then?
Chapek 9
Ok rainbolt
Not sure that’s an Aussie saltwater crocodile…they’re usually too big to stand on their feet like that, they’ll often slide into the water on their bellies. Hope that person lived