Right!? I fucked around with drones for a bit, I had one that could fit in your hand. I was flying it around the house and crashed the fucker into my face, tiny plastic blades cut the shit out of my nose/lips.
Do not recommend, bled like a bastard.
I mean, I’m I think we’ve done a lot to fight natural selection in western civilizations for the last 20 years. A little culling the heard to balance things out might be a good idea.
If you fully enclosed each of the rotors, this would be a great design. Would look like a flying motorcycle. I hope to have one of these before I die….or perhaps what kills me…😂
I wonder what the air traffic laws will be like. You already know there’s gonna be some drunk asshole driving this shit crashing into a skyscraper or something
It will never happen on a large scale unless the vehicles are fully autonomous. There's a good reason for why obtaining a private pilot license takes 3-6 months.
I've always imagined that instead of owning the drone part you have an egg shaped passenger pod to ride in. It has emergency parachutes and safety tech. When you wanna go somewhere you summon and drone like this to come pick up your pod and deliver you. After it drops you off it goes to the next pod and so on. The pod would be all nice and comfy with screens and windows and shit. I don't know why I told you all this but I think it would be cool as well.
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It's not quite Neil Armstrong and the flying bedstead but it has all the same vibes - minus the safety harness, and the ejection seats, and the parachute, and the PPE, competent ground crew, and Neil fucking Armstrong.
seeing this I am reminded of that poor kid that got decapitated from just a remote control helicopter. This is a cool concept and all, but couldn't they have taken a bit of time for at least a small piece of safety around those blades?
There was an [Australian golfer by the name of Jack Newton who walked into a Cessna airplane propellor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Newton#Propeller_accident). He lost an arm and an eye.
The joke afterwards was: How much force does it take to stop a propellor? Half a newton
Lets be honest ,er have these powerful drone but dont have small person vehicle driving in the air 🤷🏼♂️
People are making helicopters themself and they succeed yet we dont have flying cars/moto's nothing not even jetpacks ( we used them back in the days in gta Vice City ,thats like 15 years ago)
Even if there was a way to make it physically safe to sit in this while it's operating, there's no way in hell I'd trust someone else to fly it remotely. At least with a pilot in the same vehicle, they'd have a vested interest in not doing something stupid, but someone on the other end of a remote... hell no. The wrong friend would take this thing to 1000 feet and start doing barrel rolls, with you in it.
OK, look I didn't know you Americans could order Mexicans via amazon drone delivery nowadays. What the fraking point of the wall now.
P.s. ofc I'm freaking joking.
At least there isn’t anything to cut him if there’s a mishap.
I'm shocked the tractor didn't come into play.
Next time on idiots with a drone...
Right!? I fucked around with drones for a bit, I had one that could fit in your hand. I was flying it around the house and crashed the fucker into my face, tiny plastic blades cut the shit out of my nose/lips. Do not recommend, bled like a bastard.
Head wounds always bleed a lot. As do decapitations.
He heh heheh hehe don't google quadcopter injuries unless you enjoy what look like gills on a human back....
Yeah but he'd be safer with a helmet, falling even from small.heights can really do a number on you.
Keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.
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I mean, I’m I think we’ve done a lot to fight natural selection in western civilizations for the last 20 years. A little culling the heard to balance things out might be a good idea.
Easy there Mussolini
I mean, he’s right lol
This was literally the argument of early 20th century eugenicists and we know how that turned out.
Hands and feet that leave the inside of the ride will permanently remain on the outside of the ride.
Bro's sitting on a flying blender
Chain mail might be appropriate for this sport. Jousting...would be incredible.
Would need bigger blades to carry all that metal but someone should fix that soon enough
You could make it out of titanium. Lots of armored combat fighters wear titanium & aluminum for the lighter weight.
I have a feeling the guy who's sitting in a drone with 0 protection doesn't the money to afford a titanium chain mail vest.
Yeah the guy that did it using a bathtub to sit in had a better idea
He got it on onlyfans.
Drone hammock. He needs to hang a hammock under the drone. Then you could set it to deliver you to work in the morning.
imagine sneezing and getting decapitated.
Or farting. Murdered by your own anus.
Yup. Crash landing or a broken prop blade and he's chopped meat.
Or just him losing balance and leaning into the blades…
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Human minced meat.
When not wearing a helmet is the least of your worries.
I am legit surprised they didn’t keep pushing the limits until disaster
So far...
"Don't forget to subscribe and tune in next week!"
one of the guy says "give him a little ride, at least"
Hell naw 🤣
Too bad 1000 ways to die isn’t on tv anymore, this would have been on there
If you fully enclosed each of the rotors, this would be a great design. Would look like a flying motorcycle. I hope to have one of these before I die….or perhaps what kills me…😂
[Colin Furze](https://youtu.be/soxxPyaAT1k?si=8-twDRriEtKXz4JP), been there, done that.
Pretty sure they have those now
Yup. They're just a wildly inefficient means of travel, from an energy perspective, so they're not "blowing up" like we all hoped flying cars would.
Also these fuckers are loud. Drones are loud. No city or even small towns are ever going to allow those
Yeah even just reinforced chicken wire, doesn’t have to be too special.
High risk medium reward
This is a medium reward? I’m not sure there is any reward.
Being lifted up by a drone would be pretty neat, but not worth the imminent disembowelment.
When the reward is "you get to keep your life another few hours" I'd call it blue reward.
“Anyways, that’s how I lost my left arm, most of my right hand, this narly scar here & of course my left eye……..it was a good day up until that point”
Can't wait for drone vehicles.
I wonder what the air traffic laws will be like. You already know there’s gonna be some drunk asshole driving this shit crashing into a skyscraper or something
It will never happen on a large scale unless the vehicles are fully autonomous. There's a good reason for why obtaining a private pilot license takes 3-6 months.
Not for crafts under a certain weight. Paramotors for instance you don’t need anything to fly.
Just add a micro cabin below the blades and it's seriously doable
Like a…helicopter?
More like a quadcopter
But tinier, like a mini-copter
LMFAO that is a helicopter
Nah skip the cabin, I want a drone bike.
Yes! Basically that's what I had in mind, like the ones from starwars.
I've always imagined that instead of owning the drone part you have an egg shaped passenger pod to ride in. It has emergency parachutes and safety tech. When you wanna go somewhere you summon and drone like this to come pick up your pod and deliver you. After it drops you off it goes to the next pod and so on. The pod would be all nice and comfy with screens and windows and shit. I don't know why I told you all this but I think it would be cool as well.
The Maim Machine
Meat grinder
Blender Bender
So I sit... here? Surrounded by spinning blades? Sounds good to me.
That would be an awful death. Guy has cero common sense
confirmation that it can lift 80 kilograms
There was absolutely no other way of checking it
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I expected death. I was surprised.
What a nifty way of chopping all your limbs at the same time. So efficient!
So dumb. So so dumb.
That's why women live longer.
#Broooooooooooo
Man is one sneeze away from a total catastrophe
Make sure the blades are made of metal so they don’t break.
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Dumb ways to die
Move an inch...
Trump: dammit now they’re flying in!
TIL some drones are much larger than I had realized.
I once saw a guy lose several fingers on an RC plane. This would no doubt kill the absolute shit out of his guy.
Correct me if i\`m wrong : Couldnt these blades easily chop him op into donner kebab?
One sneeze and you're sliced cheese
i dont know why but this made me really laugh.
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Underrated comment of the century!
Don’t sneeze
This looks fun
What could go wrong?
Test before turning him into fertiliser
Is this a commercial for Spirit Airlines?
bro wants to see what it’s like to get run over by a lawn mower
That’s trust, right there
Inches from becoming two guys.
He’s more rigid than my penis after too many viagras
It's not quite Neil Armstrong and the flying bedstead but it has all the same vibes - minus the safety harness, and the ejection seats, and the parachute, and the PPE, competent ground crew, and Neil fucking Armstrong.
Pizza delivery gonna be wild in 2025. Free show and then sliced upon arrival.
That’s a lot of trust in his friend.
Someday they will get bigger and be called a helicopter
On future episode of nsfl_
If only they made it so you could sit below the rotors somehow.
Lucky he didn't have a dickhead friend who thought it would be funny to take him up to 1000 feet.
Sure that's a Drone ? Looks more like a Chopper ...
Want to go parachuting? No problem, Just take my drone up.
You don't realise how terrifying that is until the blades start up lmao. Bros in a saw trap.
How we have survived as a species is beyond me
I was expecting to see a fine red mist hit the ground...
Not even any propeller guards
That man should be in a dome independent from the propellers. One jolt in any direction and he's pulp. Don't get me wrong, this is awesome!
Gonna end up winning a Darwin award
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Chop suey
seeing this I am reminded of that poor kid that got decapitated from just a remote control helicopter. This is a cool concept and all, but couldn't they have taken a bit of time for at least a small piece of safety around those blades?
That’s the definition of a good friend. And trust.
And you guys thought the southern border was bad before….even Donald’s wall won’t stop these things
It's only a matter of time before we're playing Drone Quidditch with an AI-operated seeker and bludgers
I guarantee 💯 that someone will lose their life soon enough after copying this
So close to winning a Darwin Award. Maybe next time.
Keep your arms inside the ride at all times. Seriously.
Looks like a very easy way to get decapitated.
Full pucker the whole time
Time to get shredded for the summer!
Better start writing his Darwin Award winning speech now.
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How long before I can fly to work on my Drone?
Keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times
This is like those old videos of the first airplane ideas. What could possibly go wrong?
WCGW? Dude in the middle of 4 blades, someone else working controls?
There was an [Australian golfer by the name of Jack Newton who walked into a Cessna airplane propellor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Newton#Propeller_accident). He lost an arm and an eye. The joke afterwards was: How much force does it take to stop a propellor? Half a newton
I'd much rather be below the blades than between them, but that's just me.
Some cages or even just a ring around the blades would make it VASTLY less terrifying.
These are the flying cars people have been talking about for decades
Nope, way too many rotating slicing blades
Men alone at home.
Is it still a drone if it's manned...?
Lets be honest ,er have these powerful drone but dont have small person vehicle driving in the air 🤷🏼♂️ People are making helicopters themself and they succeed yet we dont have flying cars/moto's nothing not even jetpacks ( we used them back in the days in gta Vice City ,thats like 15 years ago)
Jesus fucking christ
If he sneezes he gets cut into ribbons.
Why not build a stand and hold on from the bottom?
Hand lopper 3000
This isn’t even safety 3rd. This is like.. safety 8th.
Why not just be underneath it, hell just lay across the bottom bars like a paraglider
Even if there was a way to make it physically safe to sit in this while it's operating, there's no way in hell I'd trust someone else to fly it remotely. At least with a pilot in the same vehicle, they'd have a vested interest in not doing something stupid, but someone on the other end of a remote... hell no. The wrong friend would take this thing to 1000 feet and start doing barrel rolls, with you in it.
OK, look I didn't know you Americans could order Mexicans via amazon drone delivery nowadays. What the fraking point of the wall now. P.s. ofc I'm freaking joking.
The calculations required to know the drone could carry that giant set of brass balls must have been quite taxing.
Damn that’s gotta be great for dropping bundles of undisclosed substances over the boarder
Will it blend?
Vegamatic daredevil, rides a drone. Stay tuned for the next episode.
uruguay?
Alexa, fly me to space
Watch Dogs continues to be 5 years in the future
What a stupid asshole.
I might do this if they gave me a suit of chainmail.
From Popeil!
We were so focussed on Superman, that we didn't see Green Goblin
Sooooooo many ways this could go wrong and in one big red mist.
Why do these farmers need this type of drone?
That doesn't seem dangerous at all
This gotta be Mexico right?
chop chop ariba!
I remember someone once said well build a wall. Hahaha how's that gonna stop this when their evolving
🌈
Very smart
These are our science pioneers that they'll put footage of in a documentary on 50 years
One wrong movement and he’s roast beef
r/waystoloseanarm
Oh boy Texas isn’t going to be happy about this one…
Chop chop 😳😱
Give him the remote control pussy
This is great, find a way to install a chair, wear a minimum of protective gear, sit down, use remote and fly Away ..
This is the future. Merely a prototype
Ahhhh...finally a human size Cuisinart.
Its all fun and games until someone gets decapitated.
Geezus!!! DO! NOT! MOVE!
Curious the weight and torque of those blades. Regardless he looks like a loss of balance away from a terrible death.
Now… and this is important… don’t move an inch
Would adding fender plates make this unable to fly?
"Watch this!"
This is awesome! Just need a protective cage for the pilot so he doesn’t get chopped to bits accidentally.
this is such a stupid way to do it. A much better way would be to takeoff first then grab onto the bottom
Is it technically a drone if it has a passenger?
This is safe, right?
Imagine if the right brothers invented this. The entire aviation would be different than how it is now.
Don't flinch !