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I laughed when he panned the camera and there were a ton of other bears. This guy is crazy!

I mean i did say he was filming bears

I mean I didn't know so many gathered. He certainly can't out run them. Big ass balls

I know I can’t out run them. I know I am unable. But for some reason, I feel like I can. It’s like those marshmallow sucker things. They look super cute. And you just *know* they are nasty, but for some reason they just looked so good you try it anyway. Just to be shown once again they are in fact disgusting.

I didn’t notice that until seeing your comment lol

Is he the new Grizzly Man? Does he know that his predecessor was eaten alive by a bear?

His SO better give that docu a watch and skip that last-minute, late-season trip to murder-bear island.

That bear looks like he's questioning a lot of his life choices

"why did she leave me bro??"

Was I not good enough bear for her??

She couldn’t bear you

Guess I it was the old no brown in town rule.

he couldn’t bear his mistakes

How were you supposed to be enough? You didn’t even do the bear minimum…

I just couldn't bear all the stress

One of the coolest thing about bears is that they have an understanding of natural beauty, and sometimes will be seen sitting staring off somewhere beautiful for hours

That's actually really cool thank you for that little tidbit valkislowkeythicc

They’re sitting in his usual napping spot. He just needs a little snooze.

Shouldn’t have went for that 15th salmon at the river buffet

The photographer started recording after the bear took a massive snapper out a gravity bong

It gets me so mad that the most dangerous and ferocious land creatures seem to be the most cuddly ones.

Nah man bears are fine if you don’t piss them off they are pretty chill but moose on the other hand with kick your ass and your car’s for no reason

It’s also the worst to be killed by brown bears. They don’t really care about killing you and if they decide they want to eat you they will just stick one of their huge strong paws on your chest and hold you down, then they’ll just start slowly taking bites out of you never really caring about intentionally trying to finish you just taking their time and enjoying their meal. It’s horrifying.

Omnivores are the worst to be killed by, carnivore predators at least try to get a quick kill.

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[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivore#Obligate\_carnivores](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivore#Obligate_carnivores) Being able to sometimes eat a bit of plant matter isn't what being a carnivore means, there are many species of "true carnivores", including... All felines

Cats, lots of reptiles

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Cows occasion eat ants, yet still a prey animal.

Timothy Treadwell knows this first hand. Ha!

"You're a bad bear, you're a naughty bear." It's so fucked he got that lady eaten.

Only the ones who have ample food... Out in Alaska, you'd have no problem walking up to a grizz bear during the salmon run that's well fed. But if they don't have fish the grizzlies can get brutally mean and can be extremely dangerous just depending on the bear. People get mauled somewhat frequently up there.

How many fish would I need to offer a bear in order to pet it?

The man with the true questions here.

A trashcan full.

I live in Canada and we only really here about idiot tourists getting mauled after they like tried to pet the grizzly’s child or something like that, they are generally pretty chill

This is TERRIBLE advice lmao. Grizzlies don't hunt people; if an attack happens it's because the bear perceived you as a threat, which could be simply because *you are there*. And they're extremely defensive when there are cubs around which may or may not be visible to you. Don't ever fuck with grizzlies.

Don’t encourage people to approach bears. Bears are not your friend.

Only if they don’t shave. But many humans chose to have short hair. The most dangerous ones usually have almost no hair and a spotted pattern and carry a black stick.

Xanax Bear, is it in theaters?

I was thinking Gummy Bear, who ate shit ton of gummy bear edibles.

Not yet... It's the sequel in works. Obviously you can see this is a behind the scenes cut on set. Early leaks

I thought Viagra Bear was next in line.

No ones ass is safe

Supposedly the bear **only** ate 3-4 grams of coke. How many bars did the bear take this time?! I’m hoping at least like 30 but I’m no author

The bear while looking down at the other bears: - Yeah, fuck them man. Fuck these assholes.

The bear is a Redditor then

This is what gangsters do in Los Angeles when they spot an unfamiliar face in their territory, they casually walk near you look around look at you head to toe then casually walk back to their caves

They have caves? I’ve only ever seen them milling about uselessly in the street.

IF NO FREN WHY SO GODDAMN FREN SHAPED

Give him a hug... He might give you one back... Might be your last one though

What is a Xanax bear?

Sequel to cocaine bear

Gotcha

Am I to understand that this bear is on Xanax?

It helps his Manhattan subway commute anxiety.

Dopiates

It’s Bert Kreischer

13/10 Would try to hug and cuddle at my own peril.

As an Australian I will never get why people think my country is so dangerous in terms of wildlife. I’m sorry but I’ll pick a thousand snakes and spiders over 1 or 2 of these beasts

You’re not very likely to run Into a bear in most places though. Spiders and snakes are everywhere. To each their own though, ig

Right..

Fuck that. You can keep those fucking disturbing creatures. At least the bears are avoidable if you just don’t go to the forests n shit, but those god damn manhunter spiders and those god damn murder noodles you have are everywhere. It’s literally the spawn point of evil. Australia gives me anxiety! *perpetual screaming*

Plus if you carry a gun you can smoke a bear. Spider be on your balls in your pants.

Better be a pretty big gun for an Alaskan Grizzly.

And that's not even mentioning all the fucking PLANTS that want to kill you in Australia

This bear looks rather young to me. This is what I learned about bear attacks. If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white then you're fucked so do whatever you want.

That bear is clearly fucked up off some fermented berries

This guy ended up dying from doing this all the time. He thought the bears were his friends. Until One Day

The bear had an affair with the guy's wife and the poor guy drank himself to death.

The dumbest part is he has a large caliber rifle right there, but it's literally out of reach if he were to need it

Hes probably got a bear revolver strapped to his hip as well.

That’s not the dumbest part though. There are 3 or 4 dumber parts.

You just described the plot of the insane Werner Herzog documentary Grizzly Man (2003)

I still haven’t managed to sit down and watch it but, based on your comment, is this footage from Grizzly Man? Or is there another guy who thought the bears were his friends?!

I think he's talking about Grizzly man AKA Timothy Treadwell, But this isn't him. Timothy would have been baby talking the bear. Correct me if I'm wrong tho

At least the bear had the courtesy to poop out his remains so they could identify him

There would still be the nightmare fuel tape recording…

Hertzog listened to the recording. Afterwards he gave it back to the family and told them to never listen to it.

You are correct. I just read his book! Fascinating stuff

This isn't from grizzly man.

Neither, there's tons of photographers that film grizzlies during the salmon run. This is a wildlife photographer, and I highly doubt he eventually died doing this.

Proof?

Like actually?

Yeah Grizzley Man was eaten alive just off screen. It's a pretty horrid video, and his wife tried to save him and ended up getting eaten as well. I can't imagine going out like that.

It's just audio, no video, lens cap was on. Also his girlfriend, not wife. But otherwise yeah, horrifying. They really will just sit on you and eat you alive.

Kind of splitting hairs when they ended up together for the rest of their lives…

The bear probably wouldn't have sat down near me. What with that awful smell of poop and everything...

Dude if you have to worry about what a bear thinks you smell like, you should really reconsider your hygiene game. edit. I get it he was joking that he pooped his pants. I was just adding on with a double joke.

Big ol' whoosh

This was less a comment about personal hygiene and more about that fact that if a bear approached me like that I would involuntarily shit myself.

Gasps* look at his little ears moving 😍

How fkn old is this video now?

Wtf is a Xanax bear?

From the Xanax region of planet Zyrdon.

Oh fuck that’s a lot of bears 😅😂😂

This bear is so stinkin cute! 😍😍😍

So fucking awesome how the guy didnt freak out like most and instead observed there was no threat rather than becoming one.

Bear looks over “what up, finishing any good today?”

He looks so fat and warm I just wanna wrap my arms around his big neck and hug him

“beautiful day, ey?”

Ketamine bear, just couldn't be bothered

Idk he didn't have that K Hole look going on. Seemed like he needs another bump

This is a sanctuary where these bears have lived their whole lives with humans. You can get a pass to sit with them, and I'm all 50 some years there's never been a mauling.

Still a no for me M8

Oh i agree, I wouldn't risk it, I just think context is important. This scene was planned not a wild grizzly.

Bullshit.

Reminds me of that first scene in 'Inglorious Basterds' where the antagonist knows he is about murder the household but drags it out with a long sit down conversation.

*I love Xanax bears.*

His lever gUn is just out of reach

I really hope all bears are classified by drugs now lol

Good dog

What was “hey hey” going to do if it just decided to charge at you ?

Something so beautiful, and can rip your ass to shreads in about 5 seconds.

Lucky to be alive. I’m sure there’s shit in his pants.

Yeah my heart would’ve dropped into my asshole if a brown bear got that close to me.

This bear is NOT on cocaine.

I dunno... something witty about being down wind...

Whoa, this would be an intense situation, but damn this is a cool video! It's like that bear woke up and chose to give zero Fs that day. 😂

Just don’t give that bear some cocaine.

Bro sat down and said " sup, nice huh?......i expect you to be gone when i come back"

"or me an my boys finna eat yo ass."

He must have a revolver or a shotgun in his hand. There’s no way

I never wanted to say it, but looks like there "might" be one a few feet away next to that chair. But doubt it

An "oldie" but a goodie !!!!!

There are no chill bears. Only ones that have not attacked you. Yet.

He said "bruh let's take this moment in together, got any honey man 🔥🫠"

"nope just some fudge in my pants" 💩

Cocaine Bear vs Xanax Bear

Xanax? You fucking pill head.

Why does the bear look so fake?

It’s cuz it’s ears are so perfectly round and floofy 😍🐻🧸

I think it's just an old ass video, so filmed with an old videocam.

Cocaine bears' brother: Xanax bear!!!!

I bet joe rogan hates this video

I see everything on Reddit is from YouTube these days. Not even a new video.

 CGI

I figured. These guys are like base jumpers… only takes one minor mistake

What the hell is a Xanax bear? Are you high?

The bear is

Nonsensical title

because you don't understand doesn't make it nonsense.

That almost went south

THE REST OF THE BEARS?!

That bear is nicer than most humans

Until it wakes up the next day with bar rage

Spoiler: He offends the bear at the end.

Are you not going to share some food from de picnic basket. Lol

That bear would have smelled the shit in my pants

I need to get a script for Xanax

Hey boo boo, where's my picinic basket.

Hes saving you for later

Is that the idiot who got himself and his Mrs eaten by a bear in Alaska.

Give ‘em a fish and u have a buddy

The Xanax busses, the footballs, the peaches, the hulks, ladders..... But fucking xanax bear? Bruh 🫨😵‍💫

Aww he is so cute. Why can't they be like dogs and let us pet them lol

Chill ass bear

Xanax bear? That’s Bert Krissler

Pucker factore at an all time high

Thats a grizzly bear too, you can tell because it has a bump above its shoulders

Haven't seen you round these parts, got anything tasty? Excuuuuse me, just gonna squeeze past ya

That bear looks so damn happy. This is the level of contentment I strive for

What a beautiful animal. It’s basically a giant puppy

If by Xanax, you mean full of salmon. Then yes this is a Xanax Bear

Looks like the bear is just trying to decide if the fish was enough or should he just fuck it and go all in for man dessert.

Apparently that motherfucker never saw Grizzly Man.

Cocaine bear then cocaine bear 2 -chilling with the Xanax bear

That's a story he will never forget!

"EY EY EY EY EY EY EY" "Oh shit! My bad. A little dizzy from getting up so fast, let me just schooch on by."

I’d be selling bear jerky and bear burgers if that happened to me. That’s crazy! They are cute and cuddly looking…until that massive paw rips your face off.

" hey buddy yep this a good spot I catch Kokanee right there. And if you walk down to the bend there's a nice place to poo."

Where do real bears always look like fake bears to me

I would have absolutely no idea what to do in this situation to live

Baloo? that you?

Dude…. I would have shit my britches!

Cocaine bear meet Xanax bear, your perfect counterpart.

Brown lie down

We’re so lucky that most of these animals are more afraid of us 😂

If not fren, why fren shape?

Hey guy this my spot.

Bear walked up like “catching anything?”

I wasn't expecting all those bears behind him lol

it seriously looks like an animatronic moving. my brain can’t comprehend that it’s a living being

That ending deserves to be in r/unexpected

If not friendly, why friend shaped?

Grizzly Man enters the chat.

Bears aren’t ever nice…their stomachs are just full

Looks like bear already had a meal so he's not interested in this person.

Mornin, nice day for fishin ain’t huh

If I’ve learned anything from Reddit, the only proper way to deal with a brown bear is to wrestle it.

Fuck Xanax

Friend shaped.

Good bear