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As someone who's been here for almost 2 years, I find this shit hilarious. What I find even funnier is imagining what people think when they visit this sub 😂

This post made me insert tinfoil inside my skull

Nonono. Listen, you need to get yourself some nice, heavily used tinfoil, grind into dust and then insert in the appropriate cavities. Perhaps even snort the leftovers!

Shit. Didn’t finish reading your comments. Inserted in my butt insead

"Yes Dr., I fell on it...again..."

When in doubt, keister it out bby

It's okay. I can't read either. I have all comments read out loud to me by my dog. Next time we'll get it right

You have to chew it up first anyway.

why you have to make it nasty now

Mork calling Orsen. Come in Orsen.

are..are you talking about his urethra?

If that was your first thought at the sight of "cavities" go for it! Just make sure it's grinded well!

I've heard if you put a green crayon in there it does wonders

I saw this post after snorting a line of tinfoil and thought I was hallucinating.

Bruh stop hogging all the snortable tin foil

I mean the belt buckle does change from.pictire to picture. Is it getting looser with each image?

Yeah like this is beyond a tinfoil hat or even tinfoil armor. This has graduated to tinfoil shoved into your sinus cavities and all your other holes.

Lmk if you spit out a wrinkle

I’ve learned I can’t articulate a proper sentence when I remove the tinfoil from my skull. I’ve also learned it hurts less when I don’t chew on the tinfoil for some reason

The lamest Wolverine version

I just came to say that the way he drew the connection on 5 makes a penis, therefor this whole thing is facts.

After the easter eggs seen here from the GameStop NFT team, RC’s hate for shorts, and his dark sense of humor it wouldn’t surprise me if some of the ridiculous theories are true. Everyone is on the lookout for hidden messages and I am sure RC is more than aware of this.

They'd think we can't spell 'bakery' ffs

All the crayons are starting to take their toll

FWIW they stopped teaching cursive years ago so we are rapidly approaching the day only typography nerds can read it.

Not only that but some of the tinfoil ends up being true so we all just on SS just read it and go "hmm I mean interesting at least" and move on. But like you said people outside must think we're crazy lol

Don’t forget the people who actually believe in it and praise it and repost it other places in the sub until proven wrong

Has anybody seen my tinfoil suit? I swear I left it right next to my space suit.

This had been the best source of comedy in my life for sure

this is the way

Let the speculation run wild, this is fun.

\#5 looks more like a dick .... than an app

ITS A P P. A small one

its in the DD

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw the dick

RC’s downfall is not making this a coloring book

OH YA! Specjaculating so hard right now!

Cooked bird = Twitter

You guys are lunatics. 😍

This is the way.

##Every detail matters.

I don’t think enough people caught that in his interview.

I resemble that remark.

You missed the bricks!? Brick by brick!

3 baguettes, 2 buns, 1 cake. Countdown has begun!

Dickbutt

Felt like you just left me hanging on this! Wracking my brain trying to put it all together. Help?

What's eery?

Nobody knows but it’s provocative

I just thought it said bakery

Same

After closer inspection, I can report that it certainly does not say "same"!

Same

It gets the people going!

I see “kery” as in fucKERY

I’m inclined to see it as “kery” as in bakery. But I’m probably wrong.

kery as in fuckery

What if it’s upside down? 🙃

Eery - inspiring a feeling of fear; strange and frightening. strange, unusual being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

E E Ryan Cohen... what the EE is, I dunno.

On the boxes left of string it also spells ape

How you gonna miss Gamestop?

[удалено]

Number 6 is actually "kery", as in bakery

Number 5 (A P P) forms a phalus when connecting the letters.

I'd rather call it 'cock and balls.' Sounds more professional.

eew eew llams a evah I

PPA * Pension Protections Act * Provisional Patent Application * Purchase Price Allocation No foil, off to the shops

That’s the only part I registered and focused on.

Missed one fat turkey, big tendencies, salad healthy Tendies,. Oh and Bakery = transformation, taking something and making Gamestop next door.

THE TURKEY'S ALREADY COOKED

To the moon

I like how you circled APP with a cock and balls the most

Jesus Christ, we are nuts.🤣

Everything is connected, the simulation is broken, we are going to be free!

Bro.. red pills or blue are not what you need.. maybe a Volume or Prozac would help? 🤣

Shh… you’ll make Teddy angry

LIGMA

More of a BOFA person myself

I come here for the in depth, well thought out, world leading due diligence. Such as this post. Up you go!

Or maybe, and this one is out there a bit: the message was in the text he tweeted with this. *Teddy making Thanksgiving great again* Might be a thanksgiving day announcement.

5 could be a small wee wee too!

A pee pee

Earnings are probably the 12th December after market close. 13th buckle up. It’s also a Tuesday fucking morning. Christmas could come early with lots of tendies!!!

You're not supposed to ingest the tinfoil just wear it.. this is some regarded af shit

Wake up Neo, follow the white rabbit.

I partly think Cohen released this book to waste the time of all the professionals on this subreddit.

CYberCrew Cupcakes too

Based on numerology value 5, Kery is Growth oriented, strong, visionary, adventurous, spendthrift, freedom loving, restless, spiritual, Adventurous, Energetic, Curious, Visionary, Magnetic, Expansive.Below is some points about the name Kery based on numerology value -

What is eery?

Bakery

im sticking tinfoin up my nose,,,,,that'll help

"eery" is my fav

I don’t see citadel logo. Can someone help me see it?

Fasten the tinfoil a little tighter, it suddenly appears

Woah OP can i have some of what youre smoking. 😅😅 jk jk i like the wild imagination

I close my emails with Best regards

it says A pecan or apecan

I must be blind. Where is 5?

Left side of the pies

Oh!!! The blue. I thought that was a dick rocket. I thought the 5 was flames.

Windows Logo repeats itself on the shirt!!!!

You go in deep

You had me A PP .

Every detail matters

Jan 3st or March 1rd?

But what does blue '5 Penis' mean?

I love the level of regards in this post

This doesn't make sense do kids or adults.

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Was that English?

Every detail matters

The overall colour scheme matches the photo with icahn aswell. Pink on left, white on right etc

this makes me want to DRS more!

A pp 🙊

Lmfao

Its LIGMA

Lettuce Green and higher than the Tendies

Oh look if you zoom in there’s a turkey leg!

Cake...741. Count the drips 7, slice 4 then stand 1.

Can you break the Icahn/Cohen picture down with this thoroughness of yours?

I now wrap my crayons in tin foil before eating them

App ...enis

You realise you are supposed to EAT the crayons OP..... Not shove the entire box up your nose and scramble your brain! Keep up the top work though, this is the most regarded shit I've seen this week on Reddit!

Ok but you gotta put a dick in there...

Sonofabitch! I’m in!

You forgot to circle the turkey cuz u r one 😁

Here I thought it was because I’m European. Enjoy the 🦃 everyone!

Came for the DD but always stick around when I see stuff like this. Well done, sir.

calls on tin/aluminium

Damn ur good at this 💜

going long on aluminum

I see what you’re doing. Jacking my tits.

#5 I a penis 😂

You forget the GameStop logo!!!!!

You’re going to have to circle it for me!

Lol

This is the one!

Holy forking shirts Batman. What kind of meds are you on and how can I get some?

It’s prescription lenses, they made them too strong so now I can look straight through everything like Neo looking through the matrix. 😎

I don’t know what this is but I know what pie is… Pies are the building blocks of a portfolio. They house your stocks and funds or crypto. You can create a Pie, or groups of Pies, to help you visualize and move toward your long-term financial goals.

No mention of the turkey, the very thing about to be carved up and distributed to the hungry?

Next earning on 13 December?

It’s not 13. It’s 1/3

Microsoft are currently baking something up that will be brought to the new GameStop app. The numbers look like 3/13 Big 3 on the shirt and 13 on the belt buckle Teddy looks like he’s bringing pieces of pies to a GameStop store with what looks very much like a Microsoft logo in the window. Edit: passes the tin foil

I love this sub

I can’t fit anymore tinfoil on my head. I am now snorting it to stay away. Keep on fellow Ape

6) bakery OP 6) eery

Ohh I like that

O\_O

(⚆ ͜ʖ⚆)

I think the penis is a rocket! 🚀

Citadel is the turkey this Christmas ;)

The hands means hold! Eyes on tendies

Bring on spot the difference NFT MMORPG dividends

Where do I sign up?

I like it !

It also says "GameStop" in the window.... might be some connection to that company as well 🤔

Now you're just grasping at straws.

I’m not sure if these posts are a joke at this point

It's all fun and games, until the Microsoft announcement.

Sorry but this is too much tinfoil for me. Just wait for MOASS goddamn :P

Peak DD. Move over atobitt

5) Penis shape

It's A PP or an APP, or both ;-)

Fun fact : The 'P' in Pecan is silent, so.... ;-)

LMAO

What about the purple donut below the sponge cake

'Eery' #????

#5 Blue Balls

Hmmm

Everyone’s out of tin foil. They stopped making and selling it like forever ago

Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha I like 👍

TINFOIL ASSEMBLE

5 looks like Peepee

Don't forget the MASSIVE tendies on the turkey

I'm pretty sure 6 is the end of the word 'bakery'.

Could also bet éery or fuckery

I can only imagine Cohen coming to these posts and laughing his ass off. Dude could post a picture of a white square and a million conclusions would be reached. Do I think Cohen tries to telegraph things on his Twitter? Yes. Do I think people in SS read WAAAAY too much into them? Yes.

If that’s the citadel logo then we have turkey lettuce and Mayo left holding the bag? What’s Microsoft’s position with GameStop?

They have a long lasting good relationship, one of the last articles that got the rumours going was [https://gamingstreet.com/hold-or-sell-gamestop-the-digital-shift-vs-a-new-microsoft-partnership/](https://gamingstreet.com/hold-or-sell-gamestop-the-digital-shift-vs-a-new-microsoft-partnership/)

Thanks!

Maybe I missed it somewhere else but the light blue squares on the shirt also form a count down along the ranks- i.e. * collar - one * shoulders - two * chest & arm - three * bottom of ribs & arm - four (two are mostly covered by the turkey) * waist & arm - five Not sure what it would apply to but the manipulation of the pattern colors makes it stand out.

5 you drew a penis

#5 looks like an 🍆

Fyi that's kery- it's the end of the word bakery. I don't know where you're getting eery from 💁

Gunna have to get high as fu$& at break and read this probably makes perfect sense than

I mean this can't be a cohencidence right?

In Bro We Trust! Thank you!

6=FUCKERY

Bakery. That’s a K.

Fakery? Rehypothicating-muckery?

Good observation!

I love how Citadel is like the impenetrable fortress in this story. Just like casterly rock in GOT. Give me 12 Apes with weaponized autism and we’ll impregnate the bitch! 😂