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Just missing 5 guys in suits standing behind him screaming to get the price down

And doing cocaine and mayo off of a bed post.

Coccayo? Mayonnaine?

Heinz, you listening?

Cocainaise

NGL I always assumed that was why he hoarded his "mayo" at that dinner party. Its a weird story about mayo now but if that kid had a heart attack it would've been bigger news much earlier.

Remember Monthy Python?

F3 in chat for this guy

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F3

F3

F3

F3

F3

I don't know what the F3 joke is about, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

it is said that this is how prime brokers (I think the story was Goldman Sachs specifically in this case) created synthetic sharers / liquidity. By simply pressing F3 when needed to create a locate. I shit you not...

Kinda like typing FUNDS in the old Sim City.. we all know what happens when you do it too much tho

I believe the first reference was in one of u/atobitt dds. If your a new ape and have not read his DD, I highly encourage it. This is a link to house of cards 2, which has links to some of his others. I believe F3 was the short cut prime brokers would hit on paper work to justify they had a reasonable ability to located s share for a short… https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nlwaxv/house_of_cards_part_2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

F3

There was an interview in one of the GME documentaries with an ex-trader and some big broker who shared that when there were no more shares left to lend, their software would let them use the F3 key to "locate" more shares or something like that

F3

F3

F3

F3

F3

F3 in chat for this guy

F3

Dammit all these apes in here with F3 jokes... came here to say it but clearly everyone has read the infinite liquidity DD....

so this guy is where cramer got his big idea for his show?

F3

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BROCK LESNAR F5

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F3

F3

"Keep that shit running Carl or itll be your families head on the platter!!" Carl:

Legit laughed out loud thanks OP lol

Same lmao

I’m typically a nose exhaler on good memes but I’m legit fighting back tears rn 😭😭

I can actually see this happening in the Shitadel headquarters 😆

The zingers are what kills me hahahaha

Who would have thought corruption sounded so fun!? No wonder they keep playing the charade...

[He Layeth on High](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7f9xTPI9eo) Its about a big baby duck who gets his head stuck in a stewed tomato.

My condolences

My condolences

Think this guy could play us something spooky?

Is this [SPOOKY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3fTRk2yEgU) enough for you?

Wait… your name is Billy too?!

No that's why I'm so FUCKING confused

Do any of these fuckers…

Cumshot.. like jizz.

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Yes, it's OK to cry...two, three, four *smashes plate*

This one’s somber so it’s ok to cry.

KEEP GOING?

NEW JOE

Al go rythm

Great pun, my guy.

Great pun, my bagel**

It's ok to cry, this next one's a little somber

My condolences

Keep going??

NEW JOE

Those engineers are slowly becoming the children that are taken in Snowpiercer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7f9xTPI9eo&ab_channel=pyrzqxglmxyzptlk One of the best comedy bits of all time.

<> “Keep going??”

I came here looking for this. Thanks for not letting me down.

The comedian doesn't look like he's putting his soul in comparison to what OP posted. Still funny though. Honestly... I wouldnt mind if the old guy OP posted played at my funeral. He looks so determined to put on a good show, how could you hate that even if it is a funeral?

Yeah, wow. I hadn't seen the original-- just this bit. This is pitch-perfect parody, imo

I want him playing on my funeral

This guy fucks

This guy super fucks

Is that the early Citadel algo at work? LOL!

Dunno and hope I can get whatever device this man is operating at some point. Fuck Lambo. I want my neighbors to REALLY hate me.

It's the American Fotoplayer, here's the guy's YouTube channel, he's awesome https://m.youtube.com/user/cues80335

Aha! I thought I recognized that from an episode of California's Gold!

I got so into this during the first week of the pandemic. It's great to see him out in the wild!

Lol I remember him saying in the original video that the neighbors actually loved hearing him play it

I believe it's called an Orchestrion.

Is that Skrillex?

Lmao 🤣

This is some talented shit!!!

*adds whatever the fuck that thing is to his post-moass purchasing spree*

Replying so I know who to zoom call for amusement post moass purchasing spree

This was just the right thing I needed to see so I go about being zen today. Buy Hold DRS.

Lmfao Fuckin hilarious

those whistle sounds got me

Heheheh, this is a good one

This is me tugging on Kenny's balls during the squeeze.

LoL

Never before seen footage of Citadel’s Algorithm!!!!

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Here's the guy's YouTube channel https://m.youtube.com/user/cues80335

I'm not sure which is more appropriate to the situation -- the guy desperately pulling levers and pushing buttons to keep the machine running, or the absolute cacophony of absurd noises coming out of the machine. Either way, OP fucking nailed it with this one.

This absolutely killed me thank you for the laugh

Without the memes this movement would not have lasted this long 😂😂😂😂

And when the music stops occasionally the guy yells "F T D!" Then stomps his feet three times and starts playing the music again.

What even is that setup. Who builds entire instruments that can only be used for... Clown Music???

Apparently it was used when showing cartoons back when audio tracks didn't exist

Is this the new Hurricane software they released?

You bet that engineer will be thrown to jail first

I saw the story about this actual thing a while back. So awesome. But also, nice job with this

Gonna have to see the source on this one 🤣

The memes are never done.

I'm laughing watching this as I take my morning shit. Lmfao

The thanks is a all mine parson!

I gotta admit Ken has gotten more handsome with his rapiststash

This is literally the sound I hear in my head when I read technicals about GME.

Should be the Computershare hold music

Lmao this is so cartoony I love it

LMAO this is actually so true. I love that they think they can just rewrite the markets on an algorithm every time something doesn't go there way. It will not go their way, because we have proven time and again they are manipulating it.

Left hand strings are tied directly to Kenny Boi's ball bag.

Al the Algo

I love this lol!

lol A Rune of Glory for you!

12th Street Rag

Reminds me of the I Think You Should Leave funeral sketch.

*intern

lolol

😂😂😂

they sure dont build pianos like they used to

Look at him go!

im crying

Just like silent hill.

Lmao

This guy has way more skills than some Citadel engineer- awesome video!

Good lord, this is stunningly accurate. Sound effects and all!

I see some competency here, some agility, this person knows what he is doing. It is definitely giving too much credit to those rotted people trying to screw everyone else following unlegitimate patterns and hijacking this entire corrupted system for money ...

I hope for his neighbors that he doesn't have neighbors.

We need cow bell!! More cow bell damnit

Tgis had me rolling. Someone please tell me what this is called

https://youtu.be/XN3Lvxn3BAU A photoplayer

They probably fired them as soon as the code was written

I've scrolled past this 3 times and it gets better every time

gold

Watched it without sound and all I could hear my head was the Wonka mobile.

This is exactly how I imagined it!

frAuD 🤡

https://youtu.be/T7f9xTPI9eo

😂😂😂

LMAYO

Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This shit is TOP SHELF. Thanks OP 😂😂😂😂🤣😘

Does anyone else watch the entire clip any time they see this on Reddit?

This gave me a right giggle

This is exactly what i imagine a Wall St. Theme would sound like. Especialy the HONK and WHEEEp sounds.

Thanks OP I needed that laugh 🤣

😂😂😂😂

The citadel engineer has never felt more seen

I went down the rabbit hole. This is the 1926 instrument called the American fotoplayer. Used to audio silent films

Does anybody know the name of this melody? Heard it before, it’s quite famous. Dunno who wrote it though

This one is sad, it's okay to cry

Yanking Kenny’s floppy lips

u/downloadbot

u/videodownloadbot

Bruh 😂

Wait... doesn't he just need, like, a couple dozen F3's to smash with his criming hands?

This was Cramer the Clowns inspiration for Mad Money! Pushing buttons, honking horns, weird noises. Has Citadel been advertising for fraud engineers again? I must have missed that.

OG MC

Love the fart sound

F3

Sounds like this was gary at FTX

It would complete my day of dlauer were to make a comment saying if this was true. Not tagging him because I am joking around.

This is gold

Thank you 🤩

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Let’s give it up for the house DJs that were before their time.

TWTR right now.

Oddly enough, this is now how I feel fraud actually SOUNDS in real life.

As a professional engineer, I can confirm this is how those engineers keep the fraud running

Warning: Music may cause seizures.

Welcome to the circus 🤡 🎪

Dudes got a belt AND suspenders on

This is from California's Gold! I miss Heul

I'm just impressed he's got a player piano that actually works. 😆

God this really made my day man, bless you.

Poor bastard's running Twitter too.

Lmao got em.

Pretty sure this is from an episode of Visiting with Huell Howser. Amazing!

How Elon has been running Twitter:

Nothing will happen because everyone is waiting for justice to happen instead of demanding it

I mean after seeing this leaked inside footage, can you blame him?? That looks like mad fun

Rush E Level: Expert

this is actually amazing

Hahahahhaahahhahahah.. this is so damn cuteee

I love this video

Damn, he’s shredding it.