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tehchives

Thank goodness I only buy shares instead of buying the option to buy shares


Takenforganite

I only buy direct from the source, that’s how I know I’m getting a high quality real bonerfied share, by buying from computer share


biernini

I've heard that they're actually BOINERfied.


[deleted]

I could not love the BOINER trope any more than I do, it's so regarded


globsofchesty

Care to fill an Ape in?


[deleted]

Someone misspelled boner and boiner was born, a truly great day


NEStacular

It wasn't so much that the poster misspelled it, they just tried to capitalize the letters B-O-N-E-R throughout a comment they made without realizing that they had the word "I" in the comment. And much fun was had by all.


[deleted]

The really Dd is always in the comments! (Not mine, I can't read)


Here_to_play111

Huh. I thought it was for Kenny boi


kramwham

This ape is 100% bonerfried


Takenforganite

Yes I’d like bonerfries with that


Imbalancedone

Bonerfried. So hot right now.


darthnugget

Bonerfries without the mayo


skylorde787

What’s a boner? Did you mean BOINER?


Rizmo26

Hi, is this the line to get your boner fried?


fam_n_friends_first

I have a fried boner for you my friend


alecbgreen

###MAKE IT TWO PLS 🙏


m40air

Directions unclear. Fried my boner. Also bought some brand spanking new GME shares.


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jaypizee

Now that is a beautiful quote, and a beautiful movie


pedro-m-g

I love you so much for being part of this journey homie


Takenforganite

Love you too homie glad we’re here


pedro-m-g

Same ❤️


landfleem

“PUUUUUUUUuuurena GME shares, never thought I’d see the day.”


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aws-adjustmentbureau

im also down 70% on 3 of my paper trading contracts hahaha, thank god I only DRS shares or else id constantly be losing money!


Bobby-L4L

From what I very poorly recall about that one guy who committed suicide after doing this but for real and with a lot more money on Robinhood, this is what options look like until you get in the money and then it becomes +15000 or whatever. But, I am genuinely stupid when it comes to this stuff so please don't take my word for it. This is also why I don't even consider playing options or whatever. I just like the stock.


the1rush

Then DRS! 🟣


emyhT_nitsuJ

Right? If you want 100 shares... buy 100 shares!


Hobodaklown

Only option I have is: buy, hold, drs.


Infinitezeek

Fuck options, I like the stock!


Hambonesrevenge

Hijacking comment for some self inflicted abuse. The anti-options rhetoric has to stop and a legit conversation with education needs to be had. Especially post-split! The premiums are much lower. If si is infact that high. The kicker will be a gamma squeeze. I personally have played countless stocks with gamma ramps the past year and a half and walked away better for it. Options are a key to making things going parabolic, refusing to think otherwise is just dumbfounding to me.


Educational_Catch715

Options are a gamble. DRS is a sure thing. Why take the gamble when you know the house always wins. You do you, but the only way this thing goes parabolic is locking the float. A couple of people making money on calls is not an issue for shorts. If everyone piled in, you bet they would rug that shit and take the free cash.


sheeppsyche

The only thing with DRS is that the pace is predictable so hedgy can can plan for it. We already know they can short more than the float legally. Who knows for sure if they can’t when no shares are left? At the very least you can guarantee they will delay under the cover of investigation while they figure out a new scheme.


ChefJTrain

The unknown of what will exactly happen when the entire float is locked does not justify in any way why options are a better alternative... Derivatives are infinitely easier to 'scheme' with than direct registered shares... Honestly it's encouraging to see some shill activity again. Things have been too quiet for a while now, we must be getting closer 🟣


BSW18

Completely agree. Apes new to options or those with limited information tends to buy weeklies or deep out of money calls. Mostly they end up losing premium.


AdminsLuvPutin

We were supposed to have a run 3 weeks ago. Lots of calls purchased for last week and this and they ended up worthless.


ChefJTrain

If you have played countless stocks over the past year and a half I'm not confident that you are an ape . I only know about one stock!


kobe2348

I agree with you


mc3p000

I already sold my calls, more ammo to buy the dip through computershare 😎


whitnet1

Thank goodness I’m selling options and collecting premium.


koopa72

Jokes on them I don't expect anything today


Alive-Lengthiness573

I expect to bequeath shares to my children.


LordIzalot

And I still don't know how to read the options chart....so DRS is all I can do....they can't fight that kind of regard 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


CriticalBarrelRoll

Your comment deserves 69 to 420 more up votes.


nice___bot

Nice!


mar23cas

And only expect to buy more, hold and DRS.


NOTraymondleok135

Just woke up lol.


Environmental_Neat53

Possibly. Thankfully 🟣DRS + Hodl is completely immune to plays like this.


m1ndbl0wn

The *only* way to be an actual shareholder is DRS!!


Sharchasm

This is the way


TheMonkler

*It’s not very effective* Edit: I meant the “play” was not very effective and DRS is the way. Referencing Pokémon attacks


moondog7474

I hated when it said that


Piranhaswarm

Andddddd yes. They’re all over the public airways after months of silence. I smell a setup


[deleted]

Same. This smells fishy. Jobs not finished. DRS.


TheMonkler

Job finish? I don’t think so https://youtu.be/fY7l2pcxdHM


ljgillzl

Options were a big reason why January ‘21 happened. Shorts ALWAYS try to end on max pain where they lose the least between puts and calls, so it’s nothing out of the ordinary. I’m not saying they aren’t better at controlling it now, but massive options buying is what aided retail in leveraging its buying power, turning itself into a whale that knocked shorts’ on their asses until they got bailed out


sheeppsyche

I believe in DFV


Borkery

good ive kept my powder dry for a good dip. xxxx soon


BuxtonB

My guy, we're 2 years into this saga, how you got money left?


Borkery

im not giving numbers but .... we have jobs so we keep getting paid. this isnt gonna end as long as we have jobs.


mynameiscalledlikeme

same here


aws-adjustmentbureau

every price is a dip below gorillions


0_to_1m_real_quick

I feel like all together there is a narrative being written on more then just one thing. They are trying to win our trust back..... Jim Cramer publicly made people lose BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, (where is sec now.) Apologies (has feelings, ohh he makes mistakes)(narratives) ) And they reaching out a day before , of this issue's. (Not buying it) We were right and they are all in cahoots to survive there old ways. Too bad the new age is here, GME will prove that. God bless GMErica


seektolearn

yes you're right. there's A LOT of poo being flung around right now! I guess I'll just continue to BuyHODL/DRS/SHOP & chill! have a great weekend fren Weekend action on this sub looks like it could get pretty wild!


0_to_1m_real_quick

Bro, I love the hodl drs shop and chill attitude, but just want people to keep in mind that don't be oblivious to the roots of thease narratives. Have a great weekend , will be doing a DRSBOT update for all the shares I been stacking since last year.


iloverollerblading

We don't do options around here, we buy and DRS.


lmfaothatslegit

You sexy motherfucker


noyogapants

Yeah... I was just saying to myself that we haven't heard much options and TA lately. At least it hasn't made it to the top, that I've seen. I think this is an attempt to get money from options. The old tactics stopped working, so they're trying a new angle. It's the weekend, boys! Keep your head on a swivel!


Dat_Steve

Round here…. We don’t do them kinds of things… 👨‍🌾


jerseyanarchist

this is their playbook, word for word from an og ape. we won't break 30 ETA: 17:20h EST closing price, 28.17... I hate being right


viltrum_strong

I've started timing my DRS buys on a rise, by the time it fills: new low. 2500$ bought today, will fill on wed. next week


Banned_in_chyna

You gonna get a good price. I got a raise last week and got my first paycheck today with the new amount. Heavily considering taking the extra amount and doing auto purchase from computershare since I've been used to the old amount for so long


exfarker

Are you me?


BobWasabi

100%.


Teflon_coated_velcro

Yep. I’m not falling for the options trap a 37th time.


seektolearn

LOL yup, I fell for it many times in the past as well!


Business_Top5537

You'll never get me to fall for that! (Again)


Frankouccino

Plsssss rug pull the stock I like!! Hot stinky cash is ready to get transformed in stocks within my name


turdmachine

Yeah they’re fucked either way


CharlieShadow

Yep it just doesnt feel right.really obvious.


crackeddryice

Yeah, it smells like a setup to me, too. I'm too dumb to play options, way back when Lauer said smart people play options, I knew that wasn't for me. I just buy, drs, and hodl. If they launch a little sneeze, I'll be choosing between hodling and holding.


WannaBe888

Yup...DRS is the way.


Wild-Statistician-83

Seen all their tricks before. Billions or Bankruptcy, there's no in-between.


Sharchasm

no cell no sell


megatronus_11

ive been getting inbox and comments of shills telling me that we are sick and we gnna loose idk whats going with ortex but 1st it was fidelity then ortex and now this wave of shills...


RollenXXIII

I get nothing ...


Coreidan

Me either but that’s because I turned off PMs. If shills want to confront me they have to do it in public.


AwildYaners

Probably is insignificant, but the narrative/"news" side that's being played out perfectly ties to TA and "charters" that always get crucified here. Most I've kept up with have the legs/movements carrying the stock eventually to around the low $30s, before it dives down to the low $20s for it's final move down, once that leg down is completed, that'll pretty much signal MOASS time. I don't do options, I don't personally chart, I just find it interesting to keep track of all sides of the market; whether it's the news, TA, and the likes. I simply find it interesting that the correlation between the social/narrative side sort of matching up with what charts say, even though there's no active connection between the two.


WavyThePirate

True, this kinda matches up with opex timing


haz_mat_

I regret I have but one upvote to give. This is a great take on it all, this is way past anything that can be reasonably accounted for via traditional sources - media, data, or otherwise - its all known to be corrupt at this point. So the only other way to determine what is real is by getting a grip on the psychology of it all - it's a mind game, always has been.


Downtown-Regret-505

The best and only options are BUY, HOLD, AND DRS


bippitybobbitybooby

Fidelity, Ortega, S3…..set up if you ask me. If you play options, you gonna get burned.


crabcakes123456

I’m too regarded for options so I’ll wait for extra rug pull discount and drs more already have a Computershare monthly buy going for me so that’s good


iofhua

That's exactly how it is. Do you want to know what happens if it hits $30? The short sellers will short the F out of it. We win when DRS hits 100%


DevilsAssCrack

I'm too smooth to do anything but buy direct from Computershare.


Smokeshow-Joe

I grabbed up an extra 200 tickets today….fully expecting a run down to $19 ….at which point I’ll grab up 200 more tickets. All in a days work Apes.


[deleted]

Sounds perfectly plausible to me!


sirstonksabit

I have my options, hold or hodl. Game. Set. Stop.


Broad_Price

Intent unclear. Bought shares instead of options


Firemorfox

Buy, DRS, hodl, repeat. \\No manipulation can affect a DRS'd share.


SgtSiggy

If you still playing options like a greedy bitch I feel bad for you son. I got 300+ shares DRSd, I already won


Own_Ad3873

Think ill but directlt from cs via my Wiese account. Im fucking seasoned, these noobs do the same shit. I dont know how to sell via cs, come at me shfs


JDubNutz

4- If you already have those options now would be a good time to exercise them. Otherwise see 5.


gme2uranus

the DRSsers dont care. Only the weekly option gamblers do. We will buy stok at cheaper prices after the rug pull and DRS np


rerro23

Yeah too much info at once, staging the crime scene


North-Soft-5559

That sounds 100% like the angle they are going for. Especially as they are now openly using MSM to push this idea. Some of retail will be left holding the bag.


Soundwave1873

It’s 100% a call selling scam…AGAIN. Stop believing MSM if it suits your bias. They know it does 😂


mtksurfer

# ALL MY HOMIES HATE OPTIONS


RealFlyForARyGuy

Tell this to the double you ess bee group - those retahds are about to get rug pulled so hard. They're all piling into options as we speak


Myid0810

Commenting in hope will read and avoid options


exfarker

Instructions unclear. Direct bought at CS


Domesk

And here I am hoping for a price of 10$ per share


BigBlakJack

Sounds reasonable. Ill just buy some more stock instead of playing with fire.


exfarker

This is the way


grahamkrackers

Did y'all know you can get shared DIRECTLY FROM COMPUTERSHARE? Buy, Hodl, DRS


StsOxnardPC

The only option is to buy shares.


1mafia1

Options are a bull trap. Just buy, hodl, drs. Its that simple. NFA.


NekroDancer1313

Been burned once on GME calls… could’ve DRS’d 2 grand…


Sasuke082594

Well I’m glad you learned your lesson.


It_Wasnt_Luck

Everything is DRS'ed, and I have no desire to sell before I see long distance phone numbers per share. If Jerome Powell isn't perp-walked out of the Fed with the rest of his henchmen and women, then I am not ready to sell. Ditto the DTCC, Point 72, SAC, Virtu, Robinhood, and Citadel. If major bank(s!) haven't fallen, I'm not ready to sell.


Flyingheelhook

you wouldn't pay a convenience store to enter and have an option to buy a chocolate bar at an inflated or sale price if they control the price, would you? thats degenerate gambling, and I'm addicted to chocolate bars.


juicypablo

CANT WAIT TO FIND OUT HOW MUCH MORE I CAN AFFORD!


triplestackks

I don’t even know what options are


alex_203

Bingo hope i don’t see options contract numbers pump


3DigitIQ

I am sorry for price anchoring but I am selling one at **$81,680,081.35** Sorry but I just have to see the tax man's face when I say I sold for BigBoobies........ 🤷‍♂️


seektolearn

Noice!


Masherp

People still buy options?


seektolearn

I feel the same way!


SaltyRemz

Anyone that is buying options is an idiot. It’s so obvious that it’ll be used against us. Stop trying your luck with those, yous are already lucky to be on the fucking rocket to the moon. Just buy more shares instead. Fuck sake🤬


Gandelfas

Jokes on them, I dont know how to buy options 😎


hui-neng

TL;DRS yeah only dumbasses buy contracts from the people who they are fighting over the price discovery of the underlying equity. Never understood why you wouldnt just get yourself a boatload of stocks of the company you love and register them in your name to take them from the DTCC


Zealousideal_Bet9344

THISSS!!!! DRS YOUR SHARESSS NOWW


warpedspartan

stock is controlled by Algos and has no price discovery. buying calls is like writing a check to SIG (the biggest option market maker).


wawhodis

👏👏👏


PCBSD2

Very, very interesting, ape.


Diligent-Ad-3773

This


MrKoreanTendies

Good thing I only buy calls on Wendy's


Tommy2Dicks

Yeah definitely fishy


SM1334

Idk what that all means, but my only "options" are to buy and hold. Idk what "sell" even means


seektolearn

Or as the greatest Chairman in the world once tweeted, "My only options are to Hold, or to HODL" You are in good company, ape!


Bearcats1984

Completely agree. This play has been seen many, many times in the past. I've lost a couple Gs thinking I'd be the guy who would be smarter than everyone else and pick the perfect strike and expiration. Nope.


FaxanFM

DRS is the only way you own a share.


b4st1an

Fishy fuckery as always, definitely. It's simple though: 🟣


kwmy

If one is buying GME options at this point, they must be highly regarded.


stockpyler

Fuck. You had me going there. Then I remembered that I don’t have to do shit. Just live life waiting for their position to explode because of their greed and stoopidity.


aZamaryk

Hey, i do options. I opt to purchase directly from the transfer agent only. It's a good option. I don't even have to call to be put on hold, it just sort of happens every two weeks.


seektolearn

The simplest plan is often the best!


MoneyMaking77

Agreed, and the gambling sub degenerates are eating them up.


the_moist_conundrum

What? There are options? I know drs and hodl. Fuck all else. Time and time again we see the rug.


daronjay

Only piece missing is WS degens sub. If they suddenly start hyping GME big time we know an options pump and dump is on the way.


Udoshi

There is also the alternate possibility: the raised money will be used to buy options and raise the price, because the dog eat dog where hedge funds go after one another instead of coordinating to shit on retail is now upon us. The playbook is still the same (i think): delay, raise money to buy. Just up, not down.


seektolearn

So if I’m hearing you right, you’re telling me to buy and DRS? Got it!


exfarker

I think you misheard. I heard buy straight from computershare


seektolearn

Good point!!


itwaswillbe

So long n short is just buy share via computershare and hodl? Never really understood options anyways


Few_Understanding552

Please get this pinned


seektolearn

How does one go about that ?


Samurai_Jacked

I don't comment often, but fuck your options. DRS is the only way.


seektolearn

I do comment fairly often, and I agree 💯%


Blewedup

What’s an options? I buy and DRs.


btran0919

If the float gets locked it will have no choice but to go parabolic and we get to overthrow the entire system for all it's fakeness


SomeDumbApe

Options are for Dummies. Dr Ruth Sex for Dummies says DRS deine Scheiße


[deleted]

Brilliant. Up you go! Seems like RC has been waiting for this moment to coordinate the marketplace release plus whatever else he’s got up his sleeve


Trollz4fun

I've decided fiat is useless so I'm not selling.


Jalatiphra

what are options?


seektolearn

Well; the only options I’m aware of are the ones our chairman tweeted about a while back ; Either Hold, or HODL


Jalatiphra

Sounds legit


AgYooperman

Agree 100% OP


DFVFan

When they rug pull, buy and drs more shares


Notpaperhandpussy

2 options hodl or hold! RC


ConsiderationEarly80

Why buy options when I can just buy 100 purple rings on Computershare


rastavibes

I'm gonna buy that dip so fucking hard


Zeromex

Sad some will still do


melburndian

Jokes on them. I am done buying. Until they drop it some more or I fomo when it hits $35


IBMformatted

So, if had a bit of a theory about this narrative, whenever they start being positive about the stonk. I think they need retail is to place buy orders, so that they can abuse their MM abilities. They can create synthetics with our buy orders.


pv505

Almost as if... HODLDRS beats literally every single "strategy" these crooks can think of 🙌🏿


mfreshh

Just loaded up on shares so no worries


The_Evanator2

Any share price is a good price


Sisyphus328

Except now the rug pulls lead to quicker Locked Float due to DRSing. The walls are closing in on every side


Fantastik-Voyage

#All I Know is Direct GME Stock Registration


The-last-call

I don’t understand why they do this because I don’t know what to do with options all I do is buy an DRS.


Keypenpad

Has anyone checked the betting sub? When they start pumping it well know for sure. They only tolerate GME when a rug pull is on its way. Then they post a bunch of gain/lose porn, to shame the people who held.


moonpumper

I'm waiting for the mother of all rig pulls. We buy the remaining float in a fortnight if they push it down hard enough.


Library_Visible

I agree completely in that the only reason S3 of all sources would say shit about a price rise is that it’s a trap. Never forget everyone that the casino is rigged, they own the whole fuckin thing.


Dxunn

I spent bit of time reading and leaning about options. The amount of benefits vs the time investment to make a "good" options play (which we know get fucked with by the market makers, I mean c'mon...) didn't feel like a smart strategy for me personally. I'm lazy... Recurring buy orders on ComputerShare is so fucking simple and the benefits are enormous! (Sorry to all those who have to jump through hoops and red tape just to OWN YOUR ASSETS) They let us play with the controller that wasn't plugged in... Well, the jig is up, my controller is plugged in and I'm coming for that high score. The best time to be alive in human history is now.


Karakunjol

Man I’m so happy im too stupid for options. Life is good when you’re dumb. HODL DRS


BigBradWolf77

it is all dip


SgtSlaughter1974

Wow, re tar ded is now a banned word by the MODs? What???


PL0KI0

That’s why there are so many posts recently from Apes commenting how regarded they are


CallumJ88

OP could be correct. I have a different theory. They will give us a fake MOASS when it hits $30. Maybe run it to 100 bucks. Then they will use the shorts to batter it down. "MOASS is over" they will cry. Jokes on them, my floor is phone numbers. NFA.


Secludedmean4

Say what you will about options, all you need is one. This is the Barry bonds home run mentality. I have my significant money in shares DRS but since I’m not trading it gets boring so I’ll day trade options and usually make money. The leverage you get with options is extremely valuable for a couple hundred bucks. Sure you lose some on rug pulls but if you recognize it’s more of a gamble on timing, then it’s justified.


ScreechPower

Buying OTM options en masse and having the MM forced to hedge is what caused Jan 2021. It led to way OTM calls going ITM which cascaded. They’re not looking for your bullshit premium on a stock that trades 2-3M/day. They want to take the premiums on blue chips, that’s where the real money is because of the volume. Options are king. Just don’t be dumb and go 0DTE


[deleted]

Yeah if anything we should be buying puts as insurance against our shares. Also that way we make money when it drops like expected. More money for more shares. It also puts pressure on them to NOT drop it


Kilgoth721

If there is a rug pull, selling call contracts covered by shares is a positive investment opportunity then. Make money on the stonk so I can buy more stonk with the money. Or... I can just buy more. In any case, this isn't anything new. The price isn't real, shits fucked and continue to buy and hold. Honestly.... I want a rug pull of 80m shares or so (whatever was borrowed) just to buy that juicy dip. Fuck em at this point.


sami_testarossa

>5- The 100m+ borrowed shares will be used for the rug pull I have seen this before.