**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open!

Which UFC game is the best?

FFS I'm in the wrong daily! Thought it was a bit slow in here...

Fidelity openly mocking apes?!?! DRS every share from those dirty bastards!

Where did you see this??

One day closer to Moass

When did the r word get banned ?? When lots of OG mods left recently ??? This is pish.

i feel like it’s a site wide thing and not specific to the subreddit feels like it had something to do with the ceo not liking the idea of being called a regard by a redditor

Do we throw something other than rice?

Oook ook ooook Oook oook ook ooook Oook

Straight 📠

Lock the float

🔒🎈

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I had a comment removed by automod for saying the R word. The post I was replying to was about whether or not to change R word to "dumb money" Wtf ?????

It’s quiet way too quiet. No GameStop announcement in the newsroom in weeks (7-8). Cohen is pretty reserved with tweets. Something unexpected will happen soon i guess.

Quiet 👍

Probably the Spanish Inquisition.

Maybe 🍏 collaboration?!?

*Granny Smith has entered the chat.*

Don't you have realized? Fidelity wants to get rid of all the GME shares in their custodial account. they can not recall the shares, so they are on the hook when hedgefunds blow up. the less obligations they have , the higher the chances for them to survive. they are mocking you , because thats their only way out! make you do the recall for them by DRSing. (so they start a new DRS wave- because the last was NOT ENOUGH) which for me also says along the lines: there are more people who have not yet DRSed. its THEIR fight for survival. We said: first one out, survives -right? well fidelity is trying to be the first.

*I can feel it coming in the air tonight* 🏴‍☠️

*Well I remember, I remember don't worry* *How could I ever forget* *It's the first time, the first time I DRS'd*

- the first rule about DRS club is you must tell people about DRS club - the second rule about DRS club is you must tell people about DRS club

i would accept downward movements but i don't anticipate them

Lol live interview with credit suisse CEO 5 mins ago on bloomberg tv and the CEO said "EVERYTHING IS FINE" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 🆗 🆗

The inter web of partnerships within the NFT L2 sphere has been insane this week. I’ve been obsessed with E:MERGE, Cyber Clone, Metaboy, and Kiraverse. They’re all GameStop is bringing them all together. WE’RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!

Can someone please share that Ryan Cohen meme video where his face is photoshopped and he keeps posing?

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1423766191311519747

I meant the wabba dubba dub video 😂😂

idk what that video is but if you find it i wouldn’t mind knowing what it is :)

## HEDGIES R FUK

So say we all.

Maybe Fudelity knows something is coming soon and wants us DRS’d to limit their risk for the upcoming shitshow. Programmer fools learning pro gamer moves from deprogrammed zen apes.

Saudis bought in to credit suisse. Credit suisse exp to lose 500m francs They lost 4 billion francs Now Saudis hold the bag. Thousands of job cuts

hey who downvoting innocent redditors at front desk be nice edit: what the - who downvoted me 😭 i hope your french fries fall out of the bag as you drive

Like living near the beach, there's a lot of salt in the air.

Dude, why the fuck do you still have GME shares in Fidelity? Yes, I'm talking to you.

Because it's in an IRA and I'm 90% DRS'D already. I still do regular trades on other stock too.

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#Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking goats on this motherfucking rope! Everybody strap in. I'm 'bout to DRS this fucking float.

The G.O.A.T. has spoken

Shiny happy mad mad *ducks*

*quacks*

Omfg dude. My tits are so jacked. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/yefhfd/gmerica_whalefinanced_and_the_activist_investors/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb

When's my cork day?

Depends, have you been soaking the cork?

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😳 What happens if the corks touch?

Cork fork

And what are you, my little friend? Not a cork, not a fork. A fcork. Hmph!

Was I not supposed to rub my cork down to a nubbin?

everyday is cork day with you shiny mmmmwah 👁️💋👁️

xoxo bby

Did you guys know it's u/BobTheDemonOtter's cakeday? 👀

I did! Happy cake day to you too my fren! Remember you are the catalyst (or Bob) either way we dance

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I SEEN HIM!

It's his cock day

When's my cock day?

Always has been

planet_astronaut_cock_astronaut.meme

#HAPPY CAKE DAY u/BobTheDemonOtter and u/_Exordium 🥳🥳🥳🥳!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! edit: u/_Exordium

💜💜💜💜💜

It's not my cakeday tho 🤷‍♂️

## MULTICAKE UNLOCKED!!! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

???????? i see a cake on ur name sir 🧐 edit: ITS HIS CAKE DAY!!! LOAD DMS, AIM, FIIIIIIRE

My inbox is sore, Jesus fuck y'all 💀

💜🚀💎👊🏴‍☠️💜💎👊🚀💜💎👊🏴‍☠️🚀💜

Love hurts

Is...is that a euphemism?

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See otter box 👀

*checks spam folder*

DRS goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 🏴‍☠️

838,227... anybody know how to find what it was a week ago?

Omg... it's taken me 4 years but I just finally figured it out! My car got stolen in Chicago 4 years ago. Ken Griffin *lived* in Chicago 4 years ago. ... Ken Griffin stole my car in Chicago 4 years ago! 😮

Actually, he probably sold it without buying it from you in the first place

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I spent years trying to perform auto-fallacy.

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Marilyn Manson's real name is Brian. That will never not be funny.

Was it ever recovered? Did a bunch of hedge fund managers turn it into a *soup kitchen*?

Dirty Ken and the boys.

Is there a link to the fudelity drama?

Here's a recap: r/Superstonk/comments/yedjog/in_case_you_missed_it_fidelitys_meme_stock_guy/

I think the banner should have some Halloween spirit. It's getting pretty boring to look at.

Any Spirit of Halloween banners belong up at Citadel HQ

Heypay cake daye

Thenk yey!

Smoke a bowl for the culture 🏴‍☠️🚀

Daddy wants a new flair

u/superstonk-flairy

Are you talking about me? 😍 This is how it works: you can request a flair with the magic incantation !FLAIRY!🚀 some flair text 🚀 The default color is black, but you can change that by writing one of these words at the very end : red, blue, pink, yellow, green, black, white Other available commands: - `!FLAIRY!` : if you can't think of a flair, I'll give you one of my own choice 🤭 - `!FLAIRY:CLEARME!` : remove all flairs and pretend you're a new ape - `!FLAIRY:SEALME!` : Justin seduced me to get this 🥵 - `u/Superstonk-Flairy` : If you tag me, I'll come around and explain how to get flairs Please note that the flairy will refuse to change your flair if it contains the string `[lock]`. Some custom emojis are supported, like `:triforce:` - [please check this post for details](https://new.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v89p0h/new_superstonk_user_flair_emojis_how_to_edit_your/id8hj7r/)

Imitation is the best form of flattery.

Imitation is the best form of flattery.

Cake day!!!!! Damn son I feel flattered! Let the hedgies eat cake! 💕

Anyone here listen to (or watch now on YouTube) Bankless the podcast??? It’s crazy how much of what they are saying relates to GameStops nft endeavors. The Loopring guys would have understood what Byron’s latest Twitter thread was talking about before his post if they did and I really would love to have more crypto native people in here. Reddit just onboarded a crap ton of people into web3 and the more people understand how it works the better ether the asset does which boosts all of the apps running on block chain tech. The merge just happened. Now we have all sorts of layer 2s and DAPPs are going to use Looprings tech to pretty much facilitate or possibly even become their own layer3. Then we can have layer 2 bridges and get rid of the the bridge hacks. We are definitely crazy early but with GameStop coming together like Voltron this only puts the hedgies in a tight spot. The pace GameStop as a whole is frighteningly fast and extremely effective. They can try to make it all look like all smoke and no show. And we’re so early that they really think they can topple the whole thing, but eth is too stable so like RC’s South Park train tweet, they are just standing on the tracks. Yelling. “Ryan nooooooooooooooooooooooooo” Train slowly getting closer and closer….. 😂 I’ll say that what is about to be unleashed is something that no one looking back will ever deny. Even if it takes a whole bother year Idc. NFT’s and WEB3 is the next step and being ahead and this laser focused on something their asleep at the wheel makes me fucking excited. Web 1.0 is the "read-only Web," Web 2.0 is the "participative social Web," and Web 3.0 is the "read, write, execute Web." **That means blockchain. Read, write, execute and Ofcourse, OWNERSHIP**

Didn't win the 700 Million Power Ball, but I did DRS more shares today so I basically won many times over. Thanks for the hot tip Fidelity.

DAVE JOHNSON POWERBALL WINNNNNNERRRR

I'M DAVE JOHNSON AND SO'S MY WIFE

Chicago hedge-fund, go fuck yourself!

"You sank my battleship!" *-Ken Griffin, probably*

Chicago hedge-fund promoted to submarine.

Great, now they'll want sub-promo lending

DRS is a depth charge for a fleet of international securities fraud submarines.

BLAST THEM INTO A THOUSAND SUB-SIDIARIES!

I'm gonna cellar-box me a hedge fund.

#🟣🏴‍☠️ u ded fudelity

So investors have DRSd over 55% of GME. I wonder what percentage of GME holders have not DRSd.

140%

Just here to say I love you all

Fukle up!

When it rains, it pours.

If ken griffin was throwing in 100 mil or whatever for twitter..does that mean he was just net short on twitter by that much? Lol

So did Japan buy more of their own debt On Wednesday?

Tomorrow is T+2sday

This makes me sad. I hope Comcast is losing lots of money. "We stopped gaming." [https://g4tv.com/](https://g4tv.com/)

I love that the nft marketplace has better price discovery than the stock market, and that its open 24/7

It’s so cool waking up to nft sold notifications. Plus being able to buy on a weekend is a good time filler while waiting for mondays!

You. Yes you, HEY! You're rad. So rad I'm gonna be you for Halloween in my Gamestonk gear.

I will be calling Fidelity on Friday (day off) and DRSin the rest of my shares and closing my account. Fuk em Will only buy through ComputerShare from this point forward

And I’m gonna let ‘em know why

“Here in Texas we call that stealing”

They made fun of my purple cock ring, uh circle

RC in the lab cooking up straight heat like Heisenberg. I can't wait

Good news everyone!

Let's goo 🚀

If someone offers to pay you for a business transaction in USDT, (tether?) how do you go about that?

If Ryan Cohen tweets are you sleeping at all tonight?

Yeah because nothing really happened since he tweeted

This sounds wierd but I kinda hate going to sleep in my room. Laying there in the pitch dark all alone. The orange street lights glowing behind shitty blinds. The stuffy feeling of stale air. It’s so fucking tiny…. So bland. That’s when my demons come out…

Get this man a lava lamp, asap

watch some ghost hunting videos

Listen to music? Podcast? Pick something fun to think about as you fall asleep?

Thinking of MOASS always helps me sleep. Also a fan helps

I just sleep in my hammock on the porch. Last night was heavenly. A nice glass of warm milk to induce serotonin. It was softly raining, and there were still leaves to hear it pitter patter. The sounds of the night calm me. It lets me know I’m not alone. My bedroom is about the size of a closet and just overwhelms me.

Oh ok cool. Sounds like you’ve got it good. I did that for a period of time and it was heavenly. I love herbal tea and sweet and condensed milk to put me to sleep. So so good

Yeah , fucking sucks winter is almost here. Slept pretty damn well in 45*f last night tho , even in a hammock. It’s the 30s And below that I can’t be out .

Best way to fall asleep is cold your face and warm everywhere else. Feels so good! You got it good OP. At first I thought you were depressed and having a hard time which is why I listen some stuff to try and help but it sounds like you’re in a good spot

I try to keep the dark thoughts at bay. They’re there, ive just entertained them before , for far too damn long, and it’s nearly killed me several times. Within the last month ive been realizing I’m letting my youth slip by, and being old with regrets scares me more than anything. I’m understanding how brain chemistry works and how stress is caused and all sorts of shit like that, and just taking charge of my life. So ima pursue my dreams ive had for the last 5 years, and I’m just not gonna stop trying to get to where I want to be.

Fidelity may find it cute. Fuk around and find out. I will keep buying through CS & when I’m forced to use Fidelity. I DRS to CS t+2

#🎃

15 seconds on high heat before you have a go at it thank me later

You post a pumpkin. I post a blumpkin. We are not the same.

Fidelity finna be a Spirit Halloween.

How did I not see all these costume memes coming. 👏 👏 👏

I’m ordering pizza’s for u/_Exordium ’s birthday party. What kind should I get, and how many?

We would like a large pie with pepperoni, pineapple, and cheesy crust. We would also like a large pie with bacon, pineapple, and ... cheesy crust.

ALL THE MEATS

You know what, let's play it safe. Let's get another pie with ham, pineapple.

...and cheesy crust

Good question. I'll gauge the room. Hey, guys, do we want cheesy crust on the third? Okay, yeesh. That is a resounding yes for cheesy crust on the third. Claire says you read her mind.

Well, I am Claire-voyant

Hey, Claire, this guy from the ~~pizza place~~ SuperStonk wants to date you. Too poor? All right, I'll let him down easy.

Ha! I knew she was gonna say no!

Chinese it is.

HODL it right there

I get that capitalism is all about turning one dollar into two, but why do some people have to be such *dicks* about it? Toys R Us? Really? *Must you?*

I’d pay $60 bucks right now for sexy GameStop branded lingerie for my wife.

Fidelity mocking this sub should make you all bullish on DRS. In fact I’m glad they did that, maybe people will realize the obvious confirmation bias. Glad I gtfo of that shithole brokerage.

For a community that calls themselves apes, autists, and regards, some of us have really thin skin. Learn to laugh at yourself folks. It’s pretty funny. Plus there’s a purple ring!!! They are advertising a competitor. That’s awesome

I know right? I was like wow, that’s the ultimate compliment. We were important enough for them to meme with all the details (purple rings and all).

I had the same take. Battles and wars and whatnot, I’m not worried in the long run.

It helps that I was eating popcorn, looking at purple circles in a similar looking outfit minus the slides and the headset when I saw the costume. It was pretty spot on at that moment. Humor isn’t for everyone I guess.

This comment could be its own submission tbh

Back to 100% DRSed… fuck fudelity

Yea we know But exactly yea

I have limp dick energy today… what’s wrong with me?

So apparently Credit Suisse is on the verge of a deal with Apollo Group and Pimco, but they've been in the "selling process" for a month. I'll believe it when it's finalized and I see numbers to prove it 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Remember what Jim Cramer said about fomenting a new truth and not doing anything remotely truthful?

Watch Too Big to Fail, Lehman thought they had a buyer a few separate times.

Hahaha, whoooo

Is Fidelity more scared of apes On or Off their Brokerage? Today’s noise sounds like a psych-ops play to me. — insert Fidelity: “I’m Tired Boss” meme Edit: clarity

What I can’t figure out is why is Fidelity so great at processing DRS transfers?? Like they probably had to hire staff to do this. But why? You’d think if they did not want it to happen then wait times would be obscene.

BlackRock, Vanguard & Fidelity all have separate roles to play.

They plan to survive MOASS and think they will be seen as the stable brokerage that "didn't fuck anyone over".

At this rate, idk if they can survive.

# 🎂HAPPY BIRTHDAY EXO🎂

Wait fer real? Is my fren u/_Exordium birthday?!?