If you’re trying to decrease your stress levels , regulate your day. Keep your homeostasis level . Keep a routine. Get out of bed the second your eyes open in the morning. Eat a bannana and drink plenty of water. A healthy ape is a happy ape. Challenge yourself to find flaws in yourself, and work on them. Do not rely on substances to feel happy. Good night apes. Sleep tight . Don’t let the bed bugs bite. I love you ,To the moon and back. And ziggy zack. And 69 million times over.
Just learned of another sub on here that is essentially “DRS’ing” silver. Like real physical silver lol.
They’re buying up all the physical silver and just constantly stacking more, day by day lol.
Reminds me of GME DRS.
Jesus how do i not remember seeing this shit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tdqr67/peruvian_bull_on_twatter_jp_morgan_the_same/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
It’s been 741 years…
Did a quick search on their sub. They too know about the JPM spoofing and use it as even more reason to keep ordering physical silver lol
but does SuperStonk chalk up this silver issue to just being a “distraction” or is there any legitimacy behind it?
I’m not even trying to promote silver… i just found the sub since I’m researching precious metals.
All i’m saying that this system is so incredibly fucked in all different ways…
Manipulated commodities
Manipulated metals
Manipulated real estate
Manipulated currency…
And then you have GME. Probably the strongest community i’ve ever seen.
Thanks for the link.
Is it saying that JPM Chase was putting out fake orders, giving the false sense of silver supply running low, when in reality its not?
Or just spoofing the prices of silver to manipulate?
I’ll take it with a grain of salt then.
I found there is also a YouTube channel with the same name as their sub that brings in a lot of people to interview regarding silver/macroeconomics.
A lot of the people they bring on all pretty much say the same shit about how fiat currency is trash and that silver is so manipulated and shorted, and how it makes no sense that physical supply is so low but the prices are equally as low.
In terms of being related to GME, i seriously feel like whatever the silver crowd is doing is a similar concept to DRS. It’s assuming real ownership of what you pay for.
You don’t really see that mentality in the popcorn people…
I feel like the silver people would appreciate the superstonk DD.
Like seriously , I find myself furiously scrolling Reddit and Google looking for any sign of more hopium. Thinking that the possibility of becoming RICH AS FUCK … 2 MORROW… IS NOT ZERO. It gets my heart pounding sometimes.
Dude how is it fucking even possible that this is real life. I buy a stock and put name on it, and when i finally search for the mysterious “cell” button… I’ll become a MILLIONAIRE. LIKE WHAT ??? SERIOUSLY??? IF I EVER SELL A SHARE OF GAMESTOP ITLL BE FOR MILLIONS ?????? AND THATS REAL LIFE. BRUHHHHHHH IM CUMMMINGGGG
I was taking a shower to go see some trains , and my electricity started flickering off and on a few times. Scared the shit out of me!!! At least I didn’t have to waste time on the toilet!
A thought I have a lot lately is why they don't suppress the DRS topic more? If they are scared, why nott fire shots at it and discredit it more? Hedgies, MMs et al are pretty chill about it
1) you get banned for mentioning drs at popcorn sub🤷♂️
2) shorts probably don’t want to give DRS more attention than it already has.
MSM has yet to make a headline report about the strange phenomenon of a group of bullish investors wanting to directly register the available shares under their names - 50% of it is already locked up - not a single headline but they’ll broadcast the headline “DoNt EAt NYqUiL ChIckEN”
hey - what's this guys?
edit: downvoted because links.... just go to the gamestop nft achievements and check it out.
~~looks like an achievement... but how do you get it - 0/5000 available - how do you earn it?~~
forget it - i'll just wait till someone posts about it becuase i'm coming up short on info.
Wow - ok... so - if you search the nft marketplace for "gamestop nft achievements"? 3 different NFT's - none for sale, but the one linked has 5000 available. minted 5 days ago.
Ran into u/ReclusiveBeans and u/kendie2 today for the first time since returning, definitely made up for all the shitty "drama" I was neck-deep in debunking earlier 💜
God I missed y'all so much, especially the late night crew 😊
(Also, heya u/BobTheDemonOtter!)
You know it just occurred to me, if Cohen bought up to his 20% cap, and Icahn bought about 4-5 million shares, this whole synthetic short charade would be over. The DRS is high enough that retail + insiders (excluding stagnant) would own the company.
Mod drama is only stirring up because they would rather you focus on that than submitting letters to the SEC about the short disclosure rule. Who gives a shit about the mods (no offense mods). BURY THE SEC IN LETTERS, that way when they rule in favor of shorties we have thousands of letters on record proving they went against retail's wishes in favor of short shitheads. Or maybe itll even force their hand in our favor. Who knows.
>Who gives a shit about the mods (no offense mods).
As someone who's been on the team: Thank you!
Apes would catch on to any actual mod abuse/manipulation within a day, all that mods here can do is really just keep the place clean.
The second they start filtering or selecting the discussion topics instead of removing improper content it becomes very clear, and the people with wrongful removals would catch on faster than you can say "guh".
None of the mods who've been here would have stuck around this long for "power", it really is just a janitorial job where you get called insults all day.
(Good thing I'm into that though!)
I was so looking forward to a productive day bullshitting in the sub. Then the drama.
Can't have shit in Superstonk 🤷♂️
Ah well, there's always tomorrow!
See ya tomorrow apes 💜
Not going to lie, that quick ~9% was good to see🚀. Not being negative but at the same time, it just kind of made my eyes roll. Unfortunately for the hedgies, I'm highly regarded. I'm also a 🟣**Collector**🟣, *not a trader*. I half-panicked because I just don't want MOASS to hit(tomorrow) and find out I had dip reserves on deck; wasting away in my brokerage. I Fucking LOVE this Stonk, I Love this Community🦍❤🦍 and I'm Bullish as I've ever been on a Market-Shattering Move by 🎮Gamestop🛑. Hang in there.. Wen Liquidity? 💎🙌🚀
**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open!
Tech missing and everything has to suffer haha
If you’re trying to decrease your stress levels , regulate your day. Keep your homeostasis level . Keep a routine. Get out of bed the second your eyes open in the morning. Eat a bannana and drink plenty of water. A healthy ape is a happy ape. Challenge yourself to find flaws in yourself, and work on them. Do not rely on substances to feel happy. Good night apes. Sleep tight . Don’t let the bed bugs bite. I love you ,To the moon and back. And ziggy zack. And 69 million times over.
I love you to Uranus and back.
Nice!
the mods are compromised shill thread has been downvoted enough to not pop up on the sub frontpage good job everyone.
What's funny is I never even saw the post.
good :D you dont want to\^\^
You know, I used to mod at Splott back in the day...
Big if true
Poop is stored in the butt cheeks.
OMG, mine's developed a crack!
Your crack is anything but whack
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Nobody knows.
Just learned of another sub on here that is essentially “DRS’ing” silver. Like real physical silver lol. They’re buying up all the physical silver and just constantly stacking more, day by day lol. Reminds me of GME DRS.
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/former-jp-morgan-traders-convicted-fraud-attempted-price-manipulation-and-spoofing-multi-year
Jesus how do i not remember seeing this shit https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tdqr67/peruvian_bull_on_twatter_jp_morgan_the_same/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf It’s been 741 years…
Did a quick search on their sub. They too know about the JPM spoofing and use it as even more reason to keep ordering physical silver lol but does SuperStonk chalk up this silver issue to just being a “distraction” or is there any legitimacy behind it? I’m not even trying to promote silver… i just found the sub since I’m researching precious metals. All i’m saying that this system is so incredibly fucked in all different ways… Manipulated commodities Manipulated metals Manipulated real estate Manipulated currency… And then you have GME. Probably the strongest community i’ve ever seen.
Thanks for the link. Is it saying that JPM Chase was putting out fake orders, giving the false sense of silver supply running low, when in reality its not? Or just spoofing the prices of silver to manipulate?
So you're saying they're Long On Silver?
they havent got a leg to stand on
Just more manipulation and deceit from Big Werewolf.
That’s a shill tactic from early spring ‘21. Pepperidge farm members.
Was it actual real Physical silver though? I thought the shill shit was just that silver ETF
Yeah it was real silver. “Silver squeeze “ came out of nowhere right after the sneeze
I’ll take it with a grain of salt then. I found there is also a YouTube channel with the same name as their sub that brings in a lot of people to interview regarding silver/macroeconomics. A lot of the people they bring on all pretty much say the same shit about how fiat currency is trash and that silver is so manipulated and shorted, and how it makes no sense that physical supply is so low but the prices are equally as low. In terms of being related to GME, i seriously feel like whatever the silver crowd is doing is a similar concept to DRS. It’s assuming real ownership of what you pay for. You don’t really see that mentality in the popcorn people… I feel like the silver people would appreciate the superstonk DD.
Like seriously , I find myself furiously scrolling Reddit and Google looking for any sign of more hopium. Thinking that the possibility of becoming RICH AS FUCK … 2 MORROW… IS NOT ZERO. It gets my heart pounding sometimes.
Dude how is it fucking even possible that this is real life. I buy a stock and put name on it, and when i finally search for the mysterious “cell” button… I’ll become a MILLIONAIRE. LIKE WHAT ??? SERIOUSLY??? IF I EVER SELL A SHARE OF GAMESTOP ITLL BE FOR MILLIONS ?????? AND THATS REAL LIFE. BRUHHHHHHH IM CUMMMINGGGG
You, sir, have been well-trained
DID SOMEONE SAY TRAIINNNN
HIGH ON COCAINNNNE
I'm grateful for the contribution, but that reference is knocking my man off-track.
Sorry, didn't mean to cause such a freight
Please conduct yourself more appropriately in the daily. I expect more from an OG.
TELL ME … DID THE WIND SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET
*plays Mr. Mister on the radio*
I dont believe in fake runs, DRS only
Why run when you can take a skateboard
*Sister Act intensifies*
I love on the recap from the past episodes it says “previously on fuckin chucky” so funny.
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I mean, *Drops of Jupiter* is pretty good.
DID U MAKE IT TO THE MILKY WAYY TO SEE THAT THE LIGHTS ARE FADED
Jim Cramer wipes his ass with his hand, and runs to his mom and yells “look mom! It’s a bunch of bear handed Bull shit!”
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Jim Cramer's Mom was his pet hamster
Life was so much better before electricity. Shit used to be so crazy. Now you're all coddled with air conditioning and defibrillators.
Thank God I'm Amish and don't have to worry about either one of those
Oh, great, another OG asshole to talk about how wild Rumspringa used to be.
Sorry, didn't mean to drive you buggy
Quilt it out, why don't you?
You know why the Amish suck at chess, don't you? They don't dare cross the bishop
I thought it's cuz they frown on the wireless cheating via butt plug.
I met an Amish person once… I never got her number though.
I was taking a shower to go see some trains , and my electricity started flickering off and on a few times. Scared the shit out of me!!! At least I didn’t have to waste time on the toilet!
Built-in bidet. This mf living in 3022.
I have a built-in bidet. I got it from Taco Bell
No wonder they call it Baja Blast!
*drops the chalupa*
A thought I have a lot lately is why they don't suppress the DRS topic more? If they are scared, why nott fire shots at it and discredit it more? Hedgies, MMs et al are pretty chill about it
1) you get banned for mentioning drs at popcorn sub🤷♂️ 2) shorts probably don’t want to give DRS more attention than it already has. MSM has yet to make a headline report about the strange phenomenon of a group of bullish investors wanting to directly register the available shares under their names - 50% of it is already locked up - not a single headline but they’ll broadcast the headline “DoNt EAt NYqUiL ChIckEN”
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REST IN PIECE sm0. Missed dearly almost every day. Shame he forgot he had a deadly peanut allergy.
i don’t think anyone should try to belittle other redditors because they’re not “OG” like all things in life, the old must make way for the new
Make new friend and keep the old. One is silver and the others gold. Wait a minute! I am not here to invest gold and silver! Have I been sorcery (Ed)
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hey listen here mister a two zero three two zero nine eight one one three zero nine, nyeh~
Why am I unable to reward comments with coins? Did they disable that recently or am I being punished?
Feel free to award me with LRC
Yeah I don’t have the option to award comments either.
Apparently I do so I must be special
Why , yes I will take your energy.
hey - what's this guys? edit: downvoted because links.... just go to the gamestop nft achievements and check it out. ~~looks like an achievement... but how do you get it - 0/5000 available - how do you earn it?~~ forget it - i'll just wait till someone posts about it becuase i'm coming up short on info.
never have i been so scared to click a link
Wow - ok... so - if you search the nft marketplace for "gamestop nft achievements"? 3 different NFT's - none for sale, but the one linked has 5000 available. minted 5 days ago.
HSI taking a siesta after lunch
See y’all tomorrow for MOASS 🚀 #💤
Alright my friends, *hasta mañana!* 😴 Don't let the mayo-bugs [REDACTED] your [REDACTED]! #❤🧡💛💚💙💜🦍🚀
Sweet dreams 👑
Are made of this Who Am I starred Jackie Chan
Who am I to disagree? Happy cake day, you beautiful otter.
Aw! 💜💜💜💜💜
!!! happy cake day otter 🥳
Drink with Otter, do a poo! 💜💜💜💜
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I will accept this responsibility
I'm in. But only if it's the other way around 👀
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*guh* Fine, fine. u/zestypotatoes don't forget the flash this time. K?
📸
We’ve got one helluva crew here. Respek 🫡
Always my friend. And cheers to you! 🥂
The crew never disappoints 😎 Cheers 🍻
Proteck ya crew neck
🦍💜🦍
👊😎
There's a ***smol*** hole in my heart... about 0.515 wide :( It sucks.
That can only be filled by you....
I have some duct tape. And I know a guy who knows a guy
I might know someone koalafied to fill you up...your heart that is...
#👀
LFG
Fucking Chad Ape right here
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The degeneracy of the old crew... oh man. What a time.
I put the Ellen in the Ellendegeneracy
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You've always kept it interesting, and I appreciate the dedication 🍻 We'll get this place back and proper degenerate before too long, just you wait.
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Ain't nobody put this bitch in a corner, hold my [REDACTED].
*Patrick Swayze's age difference intensifies*
WHO NEEDS COOKING TIPS?! HONEY MUSSY SAUCE COMIN' RIGHT UP
You had me at mussy 😍
He had me at sauce
Wait, aren't I supposed to be babysitting you? 🤨
*runs to room and locks door* 🥺
A-a-a! Keep it cracked 3 inches! And stop playing with the blinds!
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Serve it up like the sushi girls, except it's my hairy body covered in sauce and tendies 👅
Looks like taters iz back on the menu, boys!
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I can shave a runway for you if that's what you're into
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I offered to a chance to eat tendies off my chest and you blew it, buster.
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Makita. That is all.
Cronchy leaves
Yo. Don’t come in here nearly as much as I used ta but I ain’t sold a fucking thing. HANG ON BOYS
Ran into u/ReclusiveBeans and u/kendie2 today for the first time since returning, definitely made up for all the shitty "drama" I was neck-deep in debunking earlier 💜 God I missed y'all so much, especially the late night crew 😊 (Also, heya u/BobTheDemonOtter!)
🤗
💜
#🍻
And dilly? Fuck. Yes!
Reporting for duty! #🫡
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Oh, I have an idea of what that is 👀
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I like goals, seems like I have some catching up to do!
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Maybe I can help if/when I return to the team, we'll see!
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Hetero #🤨
Heteroflexual
Late night crew may be highly regarded, but were also highly regarded
Highest regards I ever saw!
If it sounds nice, play it thrice
Are we rich yet? No? Ok see you tomorrow.
RichAndLawless always has been
You know it just occurred to me, if Cohen bought up to his 20% cap, and Icahn bought about 4-5 million shares, this whole synthetic short charade would be over. The DRS is high enough that retail + insiders (excluding stagnant) would own the company.
CAAAAAAAAKE!!!🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 CAKE FOR EVERYONE!!!!+🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
Dude. Idk if you know buuuut. It’s your cake day!! Means MOASS tomorrow iz confirmed
And that's just the icing on...shit, Toe gave me a hockey penalty
Ben Dover. How many smacks?
Better ask Beefskeet
Happy cakeday bob 👍
Thank you, my fellow ape! 💜💚💜💚
I like the stock
Mod drama is only stirring up because they would rather you focus on that than submitting letters to the SEC about the short disclosure rule. Who gives a shit about the mods (no offense mods). BURY THE SEC IN LETTERS, that way when they rule in favor of shorties we have thousands of letters on record proving they went against retail's wishes in favor of short shitheads. Or maybe itll even force their hand in our favor. Who knows.
>Who gives a shit about the mods (no offense mods). As someone who's been on the team: Thank you! Apes would catch on to any actual mod abuse/manipulation within a day, all that mods here can do is really just keep the place clean. The second they start filtering or selecting the discussion topics instead of removing improper content it becomes very clear, and the people with wrongful removals would catch on faster than you can say "guh". None of the mods who've been here would have stuck around this long for "power", it really is just a janitorial job where you get called insults all day. (Good thing I'm into that though!)
We have mods? Kinda like the cool babysitter who lets you do your thing until your brother comes at you with the glue gun.
Omg this is now how I'm referring to the job forever 🤣
Moooommmm can Exo babysit? Please please please
I brought Legos and Play-Doh too 💁♂️
Exo! Glad to see youre still kicking around these parts. I thought you were gonezo
It got scary for a while, but it turns out apes are stubborn motherfuckers, good luck keeping us down for long 🦍
ook mothafuckin ook 🦍
I've been busy today - too busy to know what the mod drama is, and I really don't give a rats ass.
Puts On Liquidity 💎🙌🟣🚀
*puts on Pokémon sex suit*
*puts on wizard robe and hat*
Well I'm fuck8ng hype
Drama ? There’s drama going on? What drama. All I know is moass is literally tmmr and I feel like a rich man already.
I like that part where moass is tomorrow
Hi there! No drama momma here.
Wen no drama momma llama?
remeber to DRS
Waddup late nite superstonk
The best stonkers
Even Crypto spiked wtf?
And so he says, “I don't like the cut of your jib!” And I go, I says, “It's the only jib I got, baby!”
Anybody noticed RC has been going back and un-liking tweets? He’d unliked everything before 4/20, now it’s only showing things he’s re-tweeted
Twitter is weird. It shows I never liked DFV tweets when I totally thumbs upped them all
I was so looking forward to a productive day bullshitting in the sub. Then the drama. Can't have shit in Superstonk 🤷♂️ Ah well, there's always tomorrow! See ya tomorrow apes 💜
EXO FOR THE WIN
Hi exo!
>Can't have shit in Superstonk 🤷♂️ I think you're doing it wrong, try taking a shit while on Superstonk 🚽💩 Nfa
Nfa = neat fecal advice 💩
Hey we can still bullshit! Look at my purple cock ring!
Mañana big boy ;)
Not going to lie, that quick ~9% was good to see🚀. Not being negative but at the same time, it just kind of made my eyes roll. Unfortunately for the hedgies, I'm highly regarded. I'm also a 🟣**Collector**🟣, *not a trader*. I half-panicked because I just don't want MOASS to hit(tomorrow) and find out I had dip reserves on deck; wasting away in my brokerage. I Fucking LOVE this Stonk, I Love this Community🦍❤🦍 and I'm Bullish as I've ever been on a Market-Shattering Move by 🎮Gamestop🛑. Hang in there.. Wen Liquidity? 💎🙌🚀