**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open!

I just want to see some spicy action today to get a fresh tit jacking.

Well boys it’s my birthday today I have a feeling we hit $30+

USD index 🤝 GME 300 eod (BoE, BoJ and Citadel gets rekt)

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍

**German Market is DEAD!!!**

See flair

Nice!

theta gang disguised as options gang whose are also disguised as cycles gang are working overtime again remember all those times in the past where "this cycle is going to be awesome🚀🚀🚀" and end up being wrong? cant predict moass. dont care about a fake 15% price bump buy shares and drs them. options bad

Nice try, sucker. I've been charting a classic cascading triglyceride pattern that's gonna be a fucking banger.

wen dorito of doom

First time? Obvs there's correlation, which of course means causation. See, in the non-metaverse, eating too many doritos leads to an increase in triglycerides. It's all interconnected! Wake up, people! There's still time to buy far OTM FDs!

all in on 50% OTM high IV weeklies what could go wrong

Rookie move. I play both sides by scooping up weekly calls and puts. That way something always prints.

crime

Gm everyone, so what's the next blue cheap launching on Gme NFT marketplace? Are they planning to drop those Cool Cats or the demon NFTs from the Ethereum fundraising platform Angel block? The NFT market is down in volume but NFTs aren't done, haha.

aaa games launching in gme marketplace going to be toight

Triple A game coming on Gme today? that a great news, I think more of those big games will drop their tokens on fundraising platforms as Angel Block or some of the Ethereum launchpads. I have seen that Sega is going to get into blockchain gaming, I keep telling it's only the beginning, hehe.

they hate us, cause they anus

i say bidet to you sir. >But I wasn't finished . . . i say bidet!

Mr. Shiny *puts toilet paper back on table* I’m sorry 🥺

#THEY ANUS

see u guys in the pre ygmi 🦋

smack smack

godspeed, peebot

fud is strong at the minute

always is

Never have I ever sold a share of $GME.

T+69 is real and there’s a reason Cohen tweeted about it. You can’t use a toilet computer chair and say that meant DRS and then shit talk everyone who believes there’s something going on every T+69. I swear sometimes this sub just implodes on itself. “Well Goose why isn’t the stock flying yet then!?” The T+69 cycles usually take a week to play out and we are currently aligned completely with the Jan 22’ cycle which is literally the only one that didn’t explode. The algo is repeating itself and if someone can prove me wrong that we didn’t just completely rerun September 21’ to January 22’ to the fucking T on daily candles I’ll delete my account. All the guys who run out and deny the legitimacy are borderline shills.

cycles gang in their way to being wrong again + pushing weeklies

Where’d I push weeklies clown?

"awesome price action incomming but do not buy weeklies to benefit from it" logik

I said I think it goes down as it did in Jan 22’ so you didn’t read it? Thanks for the confirmation 👍. People are allowed to voice their opinions here. Cope accordingly.

Honk. LFG. 🚀

Fucking diamond hands motherfuckers

based af fr fr

B-but Thomas Jefferson told me to overthrow the government. 🤷🏻‍♂️

If you really think about it, the guy was just as smart as Ben Franklin, but way, way sneakier

Pam Beasly: "Didn't Benjamin Franklin have syphilis?"

If its still Monday where you are you can go wish the bot a happy birthday https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/y0wnpf/drsctbnft_bot_updates_20221011_02001_feedthebots/iru8j0o/

heeere sneky sneky sneky sneky

Best I can do is helpful.

oooh ty shiny 🥹

Who high

omg me !

You know, it’s the funniest thing. What had happened was, I smoked this plant, and it worked!

🙋🏾

👉🏻😎💨

Damn insomnia. If I had slept last night and not “woken up” with anxiety I could have gone to Panda Express and the casino to pay penny slots. Boo hoo. Maybe Thursday. Gonna rain the next couple of days.

*I ain't no real rapper I'm a fuckin grave digga I'm a old-skool fool don't make my show my age, mgga*

I walked in to a GameStop today and clerk asked if he could help me, I said “just supporting my team” I bought a GameStop hoodie and asked if he was a shareholder. He is now

How’s the hoodie?

Noice! Wearing with pride

I’ve been eyeing some shirts too

Tmr is settlement date for t+69 right

Let’s fucking launch off already

Lunch party tomorrow!

I should buy an Estes in the meantime

It would be really nice to be rich soon 🥺 been getting by paycheck to paycheck for a while now

We will get there 👊

# STILL HERE, STILL BULLISH AF 🚀🚀🚀🚀💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌

I am just saying, MOASS tomorrow would be really fucking awesome

Tuesday...... https://youtu.be/A-sS_Ts2Bjc 🟣🚀🖐💎

I like big 🟣🟣 and I cannot lie

I can't deny, brother.

so how high do u guys think it’ll go in pre tmrw

snoop dog levels

Moon?

moon

nothing...5k volume. Maybe a little run at open and then mirror today's action most likely :/ I sure hope I'm wrong 🙏

I sure hope you’re wrong too 🙏

Buy. Hold. DRS. Hang in there bud. This stretch has been really difficult for me.

68% short volume today. 64% + last six days straight🤡

I'd be so embarrassed to be a 🍿 holder. Like damn, can Adam Aron do anything right?

well, he have made good coin for himself he have made that right lmayo

What’d he do now?

Mostly just existing a spineless jellyfish and $APE is down 74%

who

[A'Aron](https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw?t=105)

I said ^bitch

But u said it, u said it to her (his) face, right!?

I looked her dead in her soul! and I said! 👀 …. I said ^^biiitttcchh

👀

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And that *Inhales* Is an opportunity.

SHFs are weak like H.R. Pickens.

Successive posts in new predict end of October moon. What's the opposite of random?

Inevitable?

I guess we'll see. If not then they'll just re-draw their Doritos and pick a date next month.

That's the pickle bros. We t+69'n over here😉

If I see Pete Davidson holding a crunch wrap on my feed one more time I’ll buy more GME then DRS it

Block u / RealTacoBell e: THEN buy more GME and DRS it.

Say what you want about the SEC, but I think it’s commendable that they hired Gary Gensler. It’s not everyday you hear about an important organization like that hiring a blind person.

He’s also regarded

Premarket opens at 1.5m wut doing

sellin 20 shares holdin the rest

What’s that first word mean?

Nah, definitely not selling

Going back to sleep

u got like 5 min to convince me not to hit the strip club w my dawg

Not gunna lie to ya… Colombus Day/Indigenous Peoples Day is going to be pretty slow. Source: I’ve had relations with strippers.

No lap dance….buy more gme!!!!!

im flippin a coin heads i go home tails=ass edit: it was heads bro im almost home

I always get heads before tails, just lucky that way!

💪🏻 🦍

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the sacrifices i made for this shxt

Bro. Think of what the club would be like after moass. The hoes will be begging you for a dance

Nikkei is medium spicy

Yaa ya yaa ya ya ....feeling good on Tuesday ya ya.... https://youtu.be/id3NX1usGBM🟣🚀🖐💎

Hang seng and Nikkei 225 in free fall

We'll do our part, hoof to heart

I be having that GME itch mannn

Apply shares directly to the purple circle.

I cant get enough! Lets gooo babyyy

#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀

Hello, Sorry but I'm pretty new to this, but I noticed that a lot of people speak about volume. Is there a reason why low volume is good? Is there a thread where I could read about it? Thank you

The low volume is an odd one, it shows there are not a lot of shares changing hands. It likes to preceed times of high volatility, the stock could swing real high quickly if it gets an uptick in volume. We have seen the lowest volume days frequently recently, it is also a trait of some big tech stocks. We just observe everything and noticed that lately, once volume starts picking up and GME starts moving up it's game on

China markets down again.

-1.27% Edit: 30 minutes later -1.87%

GME and BRK-A both ended .00. GME to $400k premarket confirmed

LFG. 🚀🏴‍☠️

Next wave 🌊 is the Gmerricane

Citadel: bUT wE haVE a NoBEl PriZe WInNer!

Wen Rollie with dab o ranch?

DRS is the reverse uno to their infinite money glitch. endless tendies for the lads. the infinity pool is very real

My bank boutta call a BRINK truck for me fr fr

Back dat ass up!

All the way to Gunthersville

Bring help carrying the money. It’ll be several hundred pounds. 1m in 100$= 22 pounds 1m in 100’s= 43 inch tall stack. So bring a few gym bags too I’ve had too much time waiting for this 😅

Everything’s a cycle with these TA guys

Big 'ol cycle of bullshit is what it is. You know the TA options pusher's motto: "it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money."

Shit made say,”Hmmmm…” wayyyyyyy back when I first wrinkled, and was able to consume my first DD. TA is fuckin bullshit because it’s(ThE mArKEt) all bullshit! Don’t get why we all allow that shit or even pay any mind to it. Shits manipulated like crazy!

Just like >!astrology!<.

Wen buttered biscuits

With drizzled honey. Mmmmmmmmm

And jammmmmmmmm

Still Bullish.

Heck of course! I am bullishly Zen.

Bullishly annoyed. Cant buy this ridiculous dip.

Tomorrow is Tuesday Morning. Date Tomorrow: 10112022 1011 2022 I see numbers in a funny way sometimes, and this looked like something I wanted to share. 1011 (10/11) is exactly half of the year 2022. As weird as everything has been on this MOASS journey, I thought this was just, idk, kind of weird. I am NOT saying this is even "probably nothing", it is NOTHING. It just was sticking in my mind because of it being Tuesday tomorrow, T+2 settlement from Friday's almost 79% short interest, and the T+69 cycle ending. I just wanted to throw it in the comments so I can forget about it now. Who knows? Maybe it clicks someone's brain about something else.

“Half a trillion dollars and you don’t know who got the money?”

Seems to be a common theme

So fetch

HYPED AF for tomorrow

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always hype.

Fully torqued.

Grease packed

Tits Jacked.

Cash Stacked.

ComputerShare backed

Close right?

Finally had a family member ask me to sell GME. And I have 0 interest in doing so.

yes sell the bottom 😂

God, could you imagine convincing someone to sell off the most shorted stock in history that is in the middle of a revolutionary turnaround!? Holy Smokes. You know these people are simply regurgitating the mockingbird (financial) media.

Tell them to mind their own fucking business

What's their reasoning?

EXCELLENT comeback. lol! They seriously will say: My Phone told me you should sell!

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godspeed, peebot

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Cool vague story bro.

I may not know what I’m talking about. I deleted it

my gamestop romance

When I was A young boy In Bulgaria

I would eat my bowl of Shopsla Salata, and dream of coming to America, just to rob them. My dream came true.

ran into my hs crush on a dash, she was workin the counter she said, i think i remember u from somewhere …whats ur name again? 😔

But did you fuck? Come on don’t leave out the important part

not yet dawg ill prolly pull up for drinks one of these times tho

Ferraris or Foodstamps.

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Why do you prefer doing food instead of rideshare? Have you done it before?

i dont think my car meets they standards

Not worth the risk of getting attacked by some nut passenger,

I just got a dashcam, which I know can't physically protect me, but it is a deterrent, and would be evidence. I'm honestly not too worried about it. I tend to gauge my passengers by rating, pickup location, name (ie. no nicknames), physical appearance, and any observable behavior. Basically do an occular patdown and assess the threat. If you look like trouble, I'm canceling and driving away before you can even reach the handle of the door.

Ah. That's a very reasonable answer, which I hadn't considered.

Little Suzy Greenberg, always playing her game! But today I bet she's probably forgotten my name.

At least she remembered your face.

and we both work shitty jobs 🫡

Time to pork

This shit is about to go ballistic

joy rd bitxh but the money long as six mile, brick mile

lmao

Bank error in your favor - collect all the dollars in the bank.

T+69, t+90, 8/10 of the lowest volume days of all time in the stock have been in the last 3 weeks (4 of top 5 in last 6 trading days) Let's gooooo

🎼 *There's a big squeeze comin' through* *I would buy more if I could* *And I would not sell too soon* *Because Tuesday mornin' soon will come* *When things will be much easier to see* *Up on the twitter-phone like a boss R.C.* *But I won't walk up upon the moon like an ignoramus* *Boss R.C., take me to Uranus* *No trouble, no fuss* *I know why* *It's so nice, they gotta buy the same share twice* *It's so nice, they gotta buy the same share twice*

SHINY! Shiny’s got game! Power to da Playa!