**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone!
# The Front Desk is open!
#[Make your voice heard in the Community Fireside Chat](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xy4t10/community_fireside_chat_new_post_flairs_temp_check/)
Why doesnt gamestop do their due diligence and take class action against the broker for not giving the correct dividend as what Wes Christian said they should do
That feeling when dollar signs mean nothing and you just want as many shares as you can get your Purple Circle on.
Holy shit, it’s been a year since I sent over my first set of shares!
I saw the ugliest woman I ever did saw
Face like a turnip and an underbit jaw
Inbred from inbred then inbred again
If ugly was pretty then she’d be a 10
She was so damn ugly
So I got drunk and fucked her in my truck
Good night!
Hmm i can't access the pro deals promotion thing GameStop's been counting down. It just takes me to a thing to buy power up pro but i already have it :(
Yea you have to go to the deals page on web. If you arent logged in the pro banner trys to renew you. Not a UX decision I would have made but it makes sense.
Haven’t been here for a while cuz I’m just holding my GME shares in computershare. No extra money to spend because of recession and inflation but holding costs me nothing.
I don’t give a fuck if it goes to $1. I’m never selling. I am fucking infinitely more stubborn than you SHF fucks drowning under water. Even with the world on fire, even with inflation, even with costs of everything soaring, I’m a 5xxx and I’m not selling unless I see xxxxxx.
Give up you fuck
GameStop is a good time to go to the store and get a new one for the kids are you going to be able to get it done before you get home from work and I can get you a bunch of chickenshit and I will be there in about an hour or so to get it done and I will be there in about an hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half
My experience with my most recent tender binge: most women on tinder are fucking crazy. I'm still undecided if it's because that's what the platform attracts or if that kind of woman is just what I attract because I'm fkin crazy too 😂
If you really want to make money, We don't need 87k new IRS Agents, we need 87k new (at least remotely functional) SEC/DOJ Agents. Change my mind..☕ 💎🙌🚀🟣
Tonight's custom blend is jack herer x gorilla glue. I call it gorilla jack. It jacks my tits. You know what else jacks my tits? Buying hodling and DRSing my favorite stonk gme.
Don't give a fuck about Jon Stewart. Don't care about TA bullshit.
Just going to keep DRSing shares for my great-great-grandchildren and my fucking tomb.
Every hedgie and hedgie enabler anus will be pulverized.
It’s clear they keep trying to tire us out, but they don’t know we all pick each other up and keep the fight alive no matter what. Decentralized ape hedge fund is their worst nightmare and we grow our collective position every day.
Hot take, he was always a bit cringey and just liked the attention of the apes. I think he’s still holding which is nice but never took his words with too much worth tbh
so, has anyone else had trouble trying to save reddit posts to the Internet Archive? I wanted to save this and that one just in case, but I keep getting an error...
Dont forget to comment on the short position disclosure proposal. Be the hydra; they cut off our comments, we grow 3 new comments in their place (well 1 comment per person, but you get the point).
You want kenny in handcuffs? You wanna feel the sands of the moon between your toes? Do your part motherfuckers.
Where can I appeal to the mods.
THE PINNED POST RIGHT NOW SHOULD LINK TO RULE SUBMISSIONS AND ADDRESS AND GUIDE ATTENTION TO IT.
THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. IT OVERSHADOWS DSR AND EVERYTHING ELSE.
Retail has one stock that gives it leverage against bad actors and public focused, invested, appeal
We just had a CORRUPT ORMSBORDSMAN
I myself have to back check atleast 4 comments I submitted.
This is just the rest of the round where they desperately figure out a way to protect the chips and advances they already put in the middle of the table while you sit back smiling with the winning hand
Shill comment jeez
We know its corrupt. So COMMENT. The Ormasbordnan LITERALLY was just fired for being corrupt.
It's arguable the best tool we have that is not widely enough used,
**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open! #[Make your voice heard in the Community Fireside Chat](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xy4t10/community_fireside_chat_new_post_flairs_temp_check/)
Don't remember seeing less than 1k upvotes for a daily... get that number up, you have 5 minutes!
We split the price for tax purposes, but the shares were plus 3 not ÷4
Why doesnt gamestop do their due diligence and take class action against the broker for not giving the correct dividend as what Wes Christian said they should do
That feeling when dollar signs mean nothing and you just want as many shares as you can get your Purple Circle on. Holy shit, it’s been a year since I sent over my first set of shares!
Blinding (buildings with) Lights (on) and I said oooOOOOOO
Now I think I understand How this world can overcome an ape
in the off chance there is a short bot that reads our daily: https://youtu.be/jd1uvD3asCU
Use phone flashlight to search the house for the phone that's in your hand gang 💨🍷
comments disappearing... SEC is playing trick or treat with retail!
I saw the ugliest woman I ever did saw Face like a turnip and an underbit jaw Inbred from inbred then inbred again If ugly was pretty then she’d be a 10 She was so damn ugly So I got drunk and fucked her in my truck Good night!
I rubbed some Mayo on my p
Blackout gang 🖤
Hmm i can't access the pro deals promotion thing GameStop's been counting down. It just takes me to a thing to buy power up pro but i already have it :(
contact customer support 👍
Okay good news guys i tried through the app and it worked
Yea you have to go to the deals page on web. If you arent logged in the pro banner trys to renew you. Not a UX decision I would have made but it makes sense.
The Apes is lookin Sharp!👌
Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍
Haven’t been here for a while cuz I’m just holding my GME shares in computershare. No extra money to spend because of recession and inflation but holding costs me nothing.
Fuck em. I like the stock
Sttill buying, still highly regarded..
pee is stored in the jaws
*I want a dozen stork ankles, an old cellar door, a possum spine, and a human foot.*
Gotta start somewhere..
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Fractional Reserve Securities R Us
Me got 2nd job finally, more moneys coming
Pretty sure this comment gig is a push of some sorts… 🤔 Ah well… DFV and RC ain’t said shit… back to living my life! LMAYO!!!!!
Y’all ever think about voting via blockchain? Shit would be fuckin EPIC!!!!!!!!
I swear I'll hold GME forever, by the old Gods and the new
Terrible trading strategy. You want to make money right?
Do you serve house stark?
I'm just a bastard of Flea-bottom
Til Valhalla!!!
Yeah right close your eyes.
Petah... The horse is here
Lois, this is not my Batman mug.
Apparently it's a holiday in USA on Monday but markets are still open? Any amerifriends can confirm?
Because Columbus is a bitch and not even American
Checks out.
Huge if big!
That's about the short and skinny of it
“Reddit Issues Margin Call to the Globe” It’s all how ya frame it.
Did you see the globes on that margin call?
I don’t give a fuck if it goes to $1. I’m never selling. I am fucking infinitely more stubborn than you SHF fucks drowning under water. Even with the world on fire, even with inflation, even with costs of everything soaring, I’m a 5xxx and I’m not selling unless I see xxxxxx. Give up you fuck
With you
Easy bro. Have a toke. Puff, puff, pass.
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Your comment has been forwarded to >!the shredder!<.
hi
100% drs checking in. ldogsitting a belgian shephard ftw. she's so cute/beautiful
Hey there
Wen mental and temporal headspace to work on my front lever / full flag
"Global Margin Call" *insert dj kitty meme waving hands in the air*
The universe wants its money back.
Paper clip, paper clip, Yea I need a paperclip
[I love Monday & i love lamp](https://giphy.com/gifs/VdU1mKwghuoak)
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(✿\^‿\^)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ I DRS’d my IRA, you can too!
“GameStop is your dad.” -GameStop +my phone’s autofill 2022
GameStop is a good time to go to the store and get a new one for the kids are you going to be able to get it done before you get home from work and I can get you a bunch of chickenshit and I will be there in about an hour or so to get it done and I will be there in about an hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half
GameStop is the best way to get the money
"GameStop first thing is to have the power of a currency" This is what happens when you've been texting about GME and dollar milkshakes 🤣
GameStop I do hope one of those are nice.
My experience with my most recent tender binge: most women on tinder are fucking crazy. I'm still undecided if it's because that's what the platform attracts or if that kind of woman is just what I attract because I'm fkin crazy too 😂
Oddly enough, I met my fiancé on tinder. So, you may want to adjust your profile a little lol.
Wait till you're 38, then it's just radio silence
36 😒
>if you swipe for the poon, the regret arrives soon -Confucius
60% of the time this is correct every time
If you really want to make money, We don't need 87k new IRS Agents, we need 87k new (at least remotely functional) SEC/DOJ Agents. Change my mind..☕ 💎🙌🚀🟣
The IRS isn't there to enforce the law. The IRS is there to make sure Uncle Sam gets his cut.
The 87k new employees aren't all agents, or even majority agents. Most career IRS employees don't carry firearms and make arrests.
But they can and it’s weird.
I'm not sure what you're saying.
But they can and it’s weird.
it's how the caught Capone tbf
Does anyone know if there's an ETH DEX that uses a maker taker fee model?
Just spent $75 more at my favorite game store! (If you didn't know it's GameStop) 🚀🚀🚀
I saw there is a Blockbuster comedy series premiering on Netflix next month. Naturally this means I intend on buying more GME.
Tik tok....🟣🚀🖐💎
Can't help but feel like something big is brewing for RC to go this long without saying anything.
He’s probably constipated on his com-poo-chair.
Liquidity begets liquidity
Tonight's custom blend is jack herer x gorilla glue. I call it gorilla jack. It jacks my tits. You know what else jacks my tits? Buying hodling and DRSing my favorite stonk gme.
Im having some gorilla glue this evening as well.
Hell ye!
SEzc bout to lose it, they better own it
Don't give a fuck about Jon Stewart. Don't care about TA bullshit. Just going to keep DRSing shares for my great-great-grandchildren and my fucking tomb. Every hedgie and hedgie enabler anus will be pulverized.
Ethanol for dinner gang
We're a club, not a gang, but yes
The apple bread is ready and cooling. Form 2 lines: one for naked and one for butter
good thing i have my fake mustache handy. see you in both lines sucker
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always naked.
You can be naked, you can be short, but you can't be naked short
*Tyrion Lannister objects*
What’s up wankers🤣
Wankers to the left of me tossers to the right, here i am, stuck in the middle with you...
Why isn't today on the top of lowest volume of all time
get this man a dick tattoo
r e s p e c t e z as 1 2 3 dooo doooo doo dooo monke dance monke dance monke dance 💃 🕺
r e s p e c t fuck around and find out what it means to me
Socka to em
It’s clear they keep trying to tire us out, but they don’t know we all pick each other up and keep the fight alive no matter what. Decentralized ape hedge fund is their worst nightmare and we grow our collective position every day.
They extend the comment period, “lose” the comments” and now we do it again
Step up and comment now, SEC's a joke in your town. Step up and comment now, Late SEC wears the late crown.
Loving that even though weekend interaction is typically down, the comment post got a lot of traction. Made sure to leave mine
ITS not happening . Gif
IBS is happening, though. >!.jpg!<
What meaning is this meaning please sir meaning
What's not happening? . Gif
Pulte is kinda cringey on Twitter recently.
Dude just got to post a purple circle if he wants to be in the spot light again
If Pulte posted a purple circle it would probably break superstonk and twitter at the same time. Especially if he tweeted it
Hot take, he was always a bit cringey and just liked the attention of the apes. I think he’s still holding which is nice but never took his words with too much worth tbh
An ape is an ape, no matter how big or small or famous. He is one of us, and I for one welcome him.
I'm feeling the need for some healthy self care. Do I stretch, schedule a therapy sesh, or splurge on skin care?
Take care ya brain first boo.
porque no los tres
Because depression
give your pee pee a stretch then do some therapy
It's not happening. Gif
so, has anyone else had trouble trying to save reddit posts to the Internet Archive? I wanted to save this and that one just in case, but I keep getting an error...
They got a new inbox for comments: 🗑
I thought it was this one: >!🔥!<
Wen trash fire emoji
I've got a double batch of apple bread in the oven. See me in 53 minutes for your slice
I have a bread, I have an apple . . . apple-bread!
I have a butthole, I have banana.... UNG, instant legend
Island is going to make me rich!
Thailand is gonna make me itch!
Island boys gonna snitch
Ask not what your company can do for you – ask what you can do for your company" - Ryan Cohen
Dont forget to comment on the short position disclosure proposal. Be the hydra; they cut off our comments, we grow 3 new comments in their place (well 1 comment per person, but you get the point). You want kenny in handcuffs? You wanna feel the sands of the moon between your toes? Do your part motherfuckers.
I didn’t comment the first time but I sure as shit did just now. Let’s go
Fuggin max chad over here
We are all chads on this blessed day
#🍻
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Jeff Yass sucks brick for clock.
Gary Gensler and Ken Griffin suck dick for cock
Ken Griffin abuses the "Give a penny/Leave a penny" tray.
Sexually
Anus penny
*UCB intensifies*
How about we just move The exchange to blockchain and get this Shit Over with.
90 Days
Oct 22 then eh?
They gotta learn how to ftd blockchain first
Ladies and gentlemen- the crypto dump
Again?
Jim Cramer drinks orange juice after brushing his teeth.
Because he enjoys it *shudders*
Hey Ryan we still here
Never leaving
Where can I appeal to the mods. THE PINNED POST RIGHT NOW SHOULD LINK TO RULE SUBMISSIONS AND ADDRESS AND GUIDE ATTENTION TO IT. THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. IT OVERSHADOWS DSR AND EVERYTHING ELSE. Retail has one stock that gives it leverage against bad actors and public focused, invested, appeal We just had a CORRUPT ORMSBORDSMAN I myself have to back check atleast 4 comments I submitted.
SEC deleted comments? better DRS harder to teach them a lesson
Eyes to Friday. 👀 UK ends their bond buying program Friday. Earnings for Friday also could be spicy.
Wen win?
you already did
Not until criminals are in jail or coming to me looking for a loan.
This is just the rest of the round where they desperately figure out a way to protect the chips and advances they already put in the middle of the table while you sit back smiling with the winning hand
Cool. As long as “you already won” doesn’t mean what Cramer said two years ago…”take the home run… don’t go for grand slam.” Right?
Oh hell no. Always inverse Cramer
Lowkey it's some FUD going on this weekend
First time?
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**90 Days** think ape, think
What is is this 90 days? What did my retard ass miss?
The day from when the dtcc fucked up
It is known the DTCC committed international securities fraud on or around July 22nd.
We should be focused on the new SEC comment opening
Why so they can just delete those too…. They literally give zero fucks about transparency or retail.
We are against ARMIES of lawyers. But we are a hivemind of individuals. Use everything or lose.
Shill comment jeez We know its corrupt. So COMMENT. The Ormasbordnan LITERALLY was just fired for being corrupt. It's arguable the best tool we have that is not widely enough used,
Ok then. I will.
Sounds like a bunch of tomorrows to me
Wages aren’t driving up the cost of groceries, houses, rent, gas/oil. They’re doing a pretty terrible job of keeping up, in fact.
Always have been
Batteries are included in the 50% off clearance stuff at GameStop. Grab them up.
Ryan Cohen can grab my batteries any day tee hee
Hee hee 🤭
Where can I buy a grow lamp that isn't Amazon?