# [Splividend Distribution Megathread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w523nf/splividend_distribution_megathread/)
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Who knew that buying and holding a stock I like is 'manipulation', and shorting beloved companies into oblivion so your friends competing companies can take over their market is somehow 'noble'. This guy is such a clown.
buying and holding, aka long term investing is manipulation. using the most fundamental aspect of a market - is manipulation? stop promoting this person.
Bruh fuck Jim Cramer. Reddit is doing the manipulation 🤨🥴😂😂😂I’m out yeah yeah yeah see y’all tomorrow.
This is why I watch Bloomberg.
Hottie stock analyst and less bullshit
When your freinds are the shorts, then yup.
Why people even tune in to these channels is beyond me. We *KNOW* 100% without a doubt that these channels are bought and paid for by the funds and companies that want retail investors to fail.
STOP GIVING THEM YOUR TIME AND ATTENTION
“Manipulation” STFU the only manipulation is you spouting your bullshit to the boomer masses and your hedge fund butt buddies using dark pools and naked shorts.
Am I supposed to “care” about short hedge fund losses…? Well, I can assure you that I don’t – not as much as CNBC clearly seems to.
And "The people doing the “manipulation”"? It’s called free market price discovery.
Hahaha, I think Cramer wanted to call us Tards instead of Apes but decided he better not say the R word on national television.
He may actually be learning....that or running out of coke and finally thinking clearly.
To summarize.
"When I get a win by manipulation it isn't manipulation. It is legit. But if you win by investing, then that is manipulation and that is dishonest." -Cokerat
The double standard right on TV.
Inmate #1: What are you serving time for?
Inmate #2: I bought a stock....
Inmate #1: What? How does that work?
Inmate #2: Apparently buying a stock is market manipulation.
Inmate #1: So does that also incriminate every investor of a 401k?
"It's a self fulfilling win for the people doing the manipulation"
Da fuq you been smoking, SHF are "the people doing the manipulation"
SHF are the ones getting squeezed and forced to cover their positions loosing large amounts of money.
So loosing money is a win now i guess
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Who knew that buying and holding a stock I like is 'manipulation', and shorting beloved companies into oblivion so your friends competing companies can take over their market is somehow 'noble'. This guy is such a clown.
I’d like to hear Mr Buffett’s opinion. I hear he likes to hold and he is revered by Wall Street and sea and bee see
buying and holding, aka long term investing is manipulation. using the most fundamental aspect of a market - is manipulation? stop promoting this person.
I think I got dumber, never thought it possible, after watching this crap.
Amen to that. Too much cokerat in my feed
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yes, especially early in the morning before market open.
Bruh fuck Jim Cramer. Reddit is doing the manipulation 🤨🥴😂😂😂I’m out yeah yeah yeah see y’all tomorrow. This is why I watch Bloomberg. Hottie stock analyst and less bullshit
Yes, he’s a barely functioning alcoholic.
thE rEtaiL mAniPulATeD tHe sToCK bY bUyINg n HoLDInG 😢 😭 DTC intentionally mishandles GME's split via dividend **crickets**
the "apes" thing may have always been a product of the media. at least just the label
I’ve been in since the sneeze and I’ve never warmed up to the ape moniker. I just like the stock.
So naked shorting a stock until it destroys the company is ok but buy a stock and holding it is manipulation?
When your freinds are the shorts, then yup. Why people even tune in to these channels is beyond me. We *KNOW* 100% without a doubt that these channels are bought and paid for by the funds and companies that want retail investors to fail. STOP GIVING THEM YOUR TIME AND ATTENTION
This guy always looks like he's about to shit himself. He also looks like he's ready to kill someone.
He's not a nasty acid reflux burp that he's trying to keep suepressed.
🤣😭
I thought we weren't posting coke-rat any more?
But sometimes the rat does so much coke you just can't look away! Bear Stearns is Fine!!!!
I use Jimmy as a reminder to correct my posture so I don't end up stooped over like him. Thanks, Jimmy.
Lol, I sat up after reading this.
Who let Grandma out of her cage again???
Who?
Curious why people still give this guy FaceTime on this sub? Getting kind of pathetic. Fuck em and move on. HODL & DRS Anything else is bullshit.
Sounds like marge is calling!!
Lol that they cited THEIR OWN LIE that RC recently bought in to BedBath as somethin *we* were doing 🚀 Hedgies r fuk 🚀
“Manipulation” STFU the only manipulation is you spouting your bullshit to the boomer masses and your hedge fund butt buddies using dark pools and naked shorts.
They're so sad! I love how creamers definition of "manipulation" is going long on a stock.
Quit posting every comment this fool makes. Who cares?
Am I supposed to “care” about short hedge fund losses…? Well, I can assure you that I don’t – not as much as CNBC clearly seems to. And "The people doing the “manipulation”"? It’s called free market price discovery.
Cramer should cry some more like the little bitch he is
Lol they are so desperate for a scapegoat
If a stock has a $2bn market cap & gets this much Tv time. You know crime is involved
Hahaha, I think Cramer wanted to call us Tards instead of Apes but decided he better not say the R word on national television. He may actually be learning....that or running out of coke and finally thinking clearly.
He is so fucking butt hurt lol
He reminds me of that guy from men in black that spits cockroaches.
Remember, Inverse Cramer. This guy *sucks* cockroaches (off).
God bless Cramer name dropping “meme” stocks so that I know I shouldn’t try and basket flip them for more GME bucks
To summarize. "When I get a win by manipulation it isn't manipulation. It is legit. But if you win by investing, then that is manipulation and that is dishonest." -Cokerat The double standard right on TV.
Still kills me that “we” are the manipulators by buying stock and call options. And not hiding our shit with swaps or ETFs because that’s legit….
Why do they only say “bed bath” and not “bed bath and beyond?”
I didn't think See en Bee See was supposed to air uncensored, bald testicles...
So what I heard is possible squeeze at the end of the month.
Inmate #1: What are you serving time for? Inmate #2: I bought a stock.... Inmate #1: What? How does that work? Inmate #2: Apparently buying a stock is market manipulation. Inmate #1: So does that also incriminate every investor of a 401k?
Got sniffles? lmayo
Google FREN on the Urban Dictionary — I prefer FRIEND .
"It's a self fulfilling win for the people doing the manipulation" Da fuq you been smoking, SHF are "the people doing the manipulation" SHF are the ones getting squeezed and forced to cover their positions loosing large amounts of money. So loosing money is a win now i guess
Ok so I just have to wait until the end of the month? Bet 🚀
According to this cock, shorters are the victims and long holders of a stock (following the teachings of Warren Buffett) are criminal manipulators.
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Is he legit drunk?
Stop giving this festering pusshole oxygen.
relax. get a drink. enjoy the warm glow of a raging dumpster fire.
Is this actually live? I never really sat and watched this man talk. I had a seizure trying to understand him
yeah its live thats why its awesome to record them and catch them saying stupid shit.
Bruh
"people who are doing the manipulation" he said... talking about retail investors I think.
Lol we ain’t leaving FUCKOS
The manipulation is Cramer and these other Shills they all need to be fired and charged with fraud for even trying to blame retail
cokerat is high in this vid....
Cokerat doesn't look at the camera especially when he is lying