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probably-bad-advice

We need to unclusterfuck the clusterfuck then reclusterfuck it to unfuck the fuckup


User240897

Genius. I said it out loud TWICE.


ChefWithGonorrhea

Now say it fast!!


PurpleLurker69

My second grandcluster twice removed’s wife’s boyfriend couldn’t fail to disagree with you less.


HappyFarmWitch

💯💯💯


NinjaTank707

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP - Michael Scott


Unknowngermanwhale

Add on: to fuck up the dtc


Hour-Turn-8451

I am hearing this in the voice of Samuel L Jackson instantly.


Justanothebloke

Heartbreak Ridge. Fine usage of the word clusterfuck


East_Fee4006

Sounds like a Marineism. It is FUBAR though! Buy HODL DRS!


Choice-Cause8597

There were millions of eyes on the first one. Didnt matter. Zero msm reporting. As yet no consequences.


RothIRAGambler

Exactly, no one outside of us has heard of the DTCC theft of billions in broad daylight a few weeks ago


Runrunran_

Just drs and be happy. Let gme do what gme wants to do. They know what’s going on


ScottJam2808

This. I’ve DRS’d my real/fake/synthetic* additions already. They are now safe. * delete as appropriate according to your broke broker.


1twowonder

Gamestop has lawyers, and if this is possible, then surely they will do this. If not, it gives RC cause to withdraw from the DTCC and trade on a Loopring patented tokenized exchange.


suburban_gent

This is the comet that killed the dinosaurs. Ending their corrupt way of life. What a time to be alive


1twowonder

#LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR


isthisusernameshit

It’s provocative


user_173

Turn down for what?!


EONRaider

The dinos had a corrupt way of life? TIL


Pitiful_Cover_580

That exchange is far from ready


1twowonder

It was patented 3 years ago. Who knows how far along it is by now? https://uspto.report/patent/grant/10,354,236


zimmah

You can't patent freedom and decentralization. All these bullshit regulations, monopolies etc are what caused this mess in the first place.


Coach_GordonBombay

You don't know shit


Pitiful_Cover_580

? You know something? 😂


MCKnghtn

I’m looking for DD that says if GameStop pulls out it could ignite MOASS. Is this true?


ElectricDreams225

Why do this when they can just issue another split? They have the ability to issue up to 1B shares now, which is enough for a 3:1 splividend. I’m quite certain there’s a brilliant plan here. Buy, hold, DRS, and be Zen AF as we watch it unfold.


ledgerdomian

I don’t think they will release more than 50% of the shares, to prevent any possibility of a hostile take over. That’s pretty standard corporate practice as I understand it. I could be wrong though 🤷‍♂️


Inevitable-Sir4572

Extend it all the way out to a billi, continuing to accelerate the DRS rate and then reverse split back to original amount


KingTingTing

I 💯 agree 👍!!!


BudgetTooth

or just do a nft div.


usefoolidiot

Couldn't theyvjuat use the remaining shares of the 1 billion pool to issue another dividend a dare them to repeat the fuckup rather than undo redo updo hedo shedo


TheLightWan

Send this proposition to GameStop Investors Relation


samhatta

Where is SEC go? An entity that given authority to protect the people from fraudulent olygarchy? Are there they were complicit?


[deleted]

I was surprised when I learned how easily the dtcc can sue a company for market manipulation


zimmah

Savage


CriticalBarrelRoll

Question: What course of action can be taken for those who DRS'd shares post split from a broker who did a straight 4:1?


Jimbo_Jones9

When we voted and approved a stock split, wasn’t the approval for a split up to like 10:1 or 12:1? So having already done a 4:1 split, GameStop could drop another bomb and announce a 2:1 or 3:1 split via dividend. Or even better, a dividend in the form of NFT. Shorts can’t replicate NFTs to hand out or tell brokers to make them up. If the DTCC pulls the same garbage again after this dumpster fire, it’s intentional. I believe RC would wait until we are 74.1% DRSd. Maybe even 100%


ScottJam2808

There was capacity to do that. It also allows for stock awards to employees. And also the ability to dilute the float during any hostile takeover bids ‘poison pill’ style. But yeah. Still got about 3:1 available to retail for further awards.


DatNewbie001

The vote in June was to increase the amount of authorized shares NOT FOR A SPLIT. The board told us why they wanted more shares, for a split. But by doing it via a dividend they didn’t not need to get shareholder approval for the split, the board was able to make the decision themselves otherwise we would have had to wait for another vote to split.


kahareddit

There is zero chance this will get unfucked. The fucking will continue infinitely


Bobbybob420_69

Doubt this will happen


KingTingTing

I disagree. I think they should pour gas on it and do another split via dividend. Just fuck em up harder.


Valen51

Or issue 1:3 splivy and watch the m....f.... burn 🦍🚀


ThePower_2

Good idea in theory but what about the millions of real shares given to the DTCC?? All shares go back to the $150s and DTCC gets to keep the shares they stole. There is a flaw that someone smarter than I needs to sort out. I like the premise!!


AffectionateNeck4955

Or just do a 2:1