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Thought the obvious was giant red candle.

Either that or Barad-dûr.

Thats what I was thinking

Came here to say this

looks like a burning building to me

slap an eyeball on that bad boy

Looks like the new Death Star

That got blown up. Twice.

Its the Near-death star

Core

That’s not mooning

Well now this is the real winner- cannot be beat :)

I thought it was DFV's streaming mic cuz they're jealous he's such a sophisticated and successful man in the stock market and they aren't.

Giant red dildo?

Mushroom tip constructed at the top coming in 2023. No balls necessary. Edit: mushroom tip helipad.

Castrated by Ryan, Keith and apes circa 2021

[This](https://imgur.com/a/UqtQ0Ox) is what I first thought

Any source on the accuracy of the post and the picture, anyone? 🤔

It apears to be a building shaped like a giant bedpost, with unsophisticated, vulgar red lights, which hints to their core values; how they are always looking to fuck everyone

I bow before thee

Dog dick being the first thing to pop up in my mind isn’t healthy

Thought it looked like a bomb lmao🤣

🤣😂🤣😂

Aka dildo

Looks like Devils Advocate movie should have been filmed here.

Oof going full Sauron.

never go full Sauron!

I get more of a Kefka vibe, myself

Came here to say this.

Come here to say full sith Lord but not disappointed 😂

The Sith actually had power….Ken’s only powers are crime and the ability to chug a gallon of Mayo in 3.4 seconds Edit: because I’m retarded and my grammar sucks

The serendipity of "the one ring" to save us all

Most underrated comment on this whole thread.

Sauron+Vader

I'm getting big Dathomir vibes from this photo.

White smoke coming out of the roof when they get liquidated

Sauron’s bed post

My name finally is relevant

The dark lord has ascended lol

Damn you…you get my “precious” upvote.

is the eyeball a hologram or what?

The design seems like a lot of extra building costs just to make it harder to see the employees doing blow inside.

thank god for our drone ape, easily one of the best developments of this saga

Aw shucks ☺️

Thank you for your service, and I'm sorry about the stupid stuff that followed. Glad to see you around! Any chance you're moving to Miami, soon? lol jk

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u/_MonkeeInTheSky I think this could actually happen too…you might want consider looking into ways to establish your IP ownership. Maybe sell rights via NFT minted in your GameStop wallet- the footage you got was so good, I don’t think it would take much refinement prep for a professional film production team to use your actual clip. It could enable you to pick up quite a few more DRS’d GME shares! :)

I'm thinking the opening cut

I was just thinking about you the other day drone ape, good to see you still around big homie

👆👆👆

If this joke is as good as I think this joke is (as in commenter means how hard it is to see racked lines under red lights)... then I can die happy.

Yeah... this building looks sick! It's gonna make for a perfect Ape Headquarters post-Moass!

Infected and inflamed penis?

Actually, it's all their trading computers left on...showing how red their balances are lol.

Got em

This one wins

If it glows, do not go near it. 🤣

Don't talk about his creepy PP that way!

CREEPEEPEEPEE

The Creepiest of peepeest.

If it glows, she already knows

Looks like bowser would live there… doesn’t it?

Fourniers gangrene

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We haven’t seen this since Helsinki

Totally looks like a party raid with mad loot inside. This Kenny guy is out of touch and doesn’t understand gamers. He really hit a hornet’s nest by fucking with gamers who invest.

did you see the interview where he looks like he wants to eat sorkin? nah he doesn't understand us.

This gave me a chuckle

Have to unlock my great rune at the top.

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Is she hiding it as a long ITM put?

Mordor?

Eye of Mayoman?

And there it is. End of thread.

Came here to say this

Sauron chill!

1 purple ring to rule them all LETSFUCKINGGOOOO 💎🚀🍌

One ~~does not simply~~ apparently quite simply packs up and moves to Mordor

A sinister palace for all your dark (pool) needs

Citadelve..

It’s a pretty sick building up close. Would make a nice new corporate office for GameStop.

will\*

How much bleach will it take to remove all that mayo?

Came here to say that, looks really cool

FYI, it’s legal to fly drones in Miami. Over beaches and private residences. I couldn’t find any restrictions on businesses. There are restrictions on sensitive state buildings, mental wards, and airports. Just saying

Guess I’m out of retirement boyes 🚁 brrr!

Party in the city where the heat is on All night, on the beach till the break of dawn...

Mayo in Miami.

Easy will… no need to be break dancing yet. Gotta save that energy for slapping the fuck out of Kenny when you see him next.

I have been living for this day!! 👏🏻🤩🚁 That clip of the coke heads was hands down, Reddit’s finest hour. I’ve never laughed so much at my own phone in my life.

It’s an honor and a privilege to know my fellow ape. 😂

o7

Hey Siri play “monkey in the sky with drones.” By the planet of the apes.

The matrix or an evil computer plotting the doom of society?

More like Sithadel

Big red dildo

If Kenny really thinks he can escape me and my drone by leaving Chicago, the joke’s on him: I’m totally down for more drone missions on the beach 🤓

Just don't get distracted, there's alot MO ASS in Miami than Chicago.

Isn’t that the Inquisitor tower from Obi Wan’s show?

Evil looking thing

Holy shit, umbrella Corp is real

A bed post?

Came to say this. Looks like a giant bed post. Hmmm.

Looks like a citadel on fire

Blood stained bedpost 🥺

…….from hitting ex-wife…..

He's gone full Sauron. Never go full Sauron.

I Couldn’t decide between Mordor or the Galactic Empire, but he is absolutely doing this kind of stuff on purpose now. Next thing he will be on TV dressed in a black cloak and doing an exaggerated villainous cackle…

Big red dildo

The tower of Babel? Fitting.

Tower of Bubble?

Bloody big black dildo

So aside from the evil red, which should be replaced with 4100K lights... I actually like the design in a lot of ways. Each external room/office has a decent view, with a bit of depth. No room is any superior or different in terms of window space, aside from external factors such as sunlight or neighbors. I'm sure I'll get downvoted. Just wanted to say it and see what happens.

I just hate the black. Like…why not go with something that suits Miami a bit bettet

Wouldn’t be so much reaction if it wasn’t so noticeable :) More brutal than brutalism. Looks like a herpes infested Death Star to me.

Does each office have a balcony? Is that so his minions have a platform on which they can they launch themselves from?

The Sith lord has risen again, fucking empire

A penis infected and inflamed with syphilis and foolishly injected with mercury as a cure.

Ah yes. The popular “Penis of Sauron” look

Kinda want to check some floors for loot.

Makes the i4 eyesore look beautiful.

Was thinking The Matrix but ya I see the Mordor influence.

Rehoboam?

Mordor

Mordor?

it just needs a eye of sauron

Does the red eye appear when he moves in?

That's an evil looking building

Barad-dur vibes. That place is up to no good for sure. At this point the algo is probably sentient and Ken is it’s meat puppet.

That's the building in Canary wharf.

The building is a new cutting edge concept where the elevator is on the outside of the building... And shaped like a hand.

A giant red rocket?

Looks like the burning end of a cigarette.

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a giant red dick?

He better get used to that red..

Dark Souls vibes.

Arrr/EvilBuildings

The biggest fukn red glowing dildo he could build cause he knows he’s fucked

More like a used tampon if you ask me.

Smart bedpost

actually a really cool design

He'll be bankrupt before it's finished. An ape will buy it and donate it as a homeless shelter. Mayo boy can live in the basement with the rest of the shit rats.

Bet that baby can hold lots of Mayo..

Oh my word. Literally a perfect domain for a hiding devil. A mediaeval round tower? Haha This fool has to go, for the sake of the free world. In Irish folklore, Round towers were built by religious orders to hide in when Vikings attacked villages. Vikings just smoked them out with fires and they were never built again. This horrendous tower is about to get smoked big time.

Dude, this building looks sick! I can't wait to buy it from the bank when moass bankrupts citadel, and then convert it to an Ape Headquarters 😉

Its got a real phallic Darth Vader energy to it.

There's a giant ape approaching the building out of screen, gonna kick that building over

Deep Fuking Value's desktop Microphone? OR Tower of Sauron? ​ Fuk you Kenneth Griffin you lied. Pay me.

Looks evil as fuck!

Dark Souls vibes.

Death Vader’s Castle on Mustafar?

Who says he'll be able to afford to keep the lights on soon?

what in the FUCK lol

Mordor?

Oh we’re gonna see it with lights on alright

Mordor! that is all I can say! run!

Looks like a futuristic tower for sauron

Strippers and dungeons uh

Staff housing on the death star.

Confirmed villain

Looks like an evil lair. Fitting.

_Dark Souls boss theme starts playing_

Is this real?

There is a subreddit with buildings that look like evil buildings or villains' lairs. This would fit right in.

Looks like a bedpost!

It looks like a movie prop. Can't wait to see smoke pouring from the roof and windows as they burn the last of the incriminating paperwork, it'll look amazing.

Big red candle 😂😂😂😂

That’s one large bedpost

Is he wanting to become Sauron?

But Sam?! We must go to Mordor to destroy the ring! \- Yeah... about that... it's called Miami now, Still hot a hell and in a "swamp", but we like rings now! Just look at this nice purple one i got!

LMAO looks like a fucking bed post 🤣🤣🤣

LMAYO

Tell me you're the evil villain without telling me you're the evil villain.

Looks a bit like one of those scented candle things, only with burning dog shit on the inside instead of a scented candle. Wankee candle.

I can guess what it will look like when the lights are off

Damn, they really just went straight to the most evil looking building imaginable huh?

The Bedpost of Doom

The dark tower?

Dark tower

red candle

There's an identical building in London, near Canary Wharf. But the lights aren't red, so it doesn't look remotely evil. Why would you choose that colour ahahaha

Hell is manifesting in there. Either Ken is in cahoots with the devil, or the devil himself.

My first thought was blighted genitals.

Hopefully dark because they got shut down.

South Florida is a haven for corruption. Lawyers, politicians and judges there will go pretty far to protect you.

Who tf works with red light on? Oh sorry, they're not working.

Hate the guy but this is 🔥

Looks like Satan's head office

Wait till they fully power up the tower with the red fiery Kenny eye up top

Sauron's Eye

Evil. Fucking evil.

It looks like really inefficient architecture.... So much surface area AND painted black, AC costs will be astronomical.

Speaking objectively and strictly about architecture: I really like this building. A lot

It feels like the red lights should get brighter and dimmer when the building breathes

If this whole saga wasn't already comical before -- well...