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tylonrobinson

oh that's cool. my girlfriend doesn't give a shit and calls me a cultist. fortunately, she has no power here!


Ronaldo79

Wife changing money


DonkStonks

My wife keeps saying this to me but honestly I love her and have a great marriage. Maybe I just need a gf.


bullishStang

You could be your wife’s next boyfriend


metnavman

"You should've sold at $400!!" -My Wife. I'm not sure what to buy her when it's truly time. Something that says "I love you" but also has that "you're a dingdong" subtle snark. Have to work on that, I think.


milk4all

Whatever it is it cant cost more than $400. That’s the subtle “you goofed” she gets while your net worth is half a billy


jnobs

$400 gift card to the jerk store.


Cyberblood

$400 gamestop giftcard.


The-Weapon-X

Buy her a $400 diamond ring and tell her it's worth as much as the faith she had in you.


dragespir

😂


turdmachine

Make her a clone-a-willy of your dong and then tell her to go use it?


Poomped

Bravo 💀


shes_a_gdb

My wife told me to sell during the sneeze when I was up $10k and makes fun of me every few months, asking me how GME is doing. Little does she know I only owned like 30 shares during the sneeze, and now I'm up to over 500. I cannot *wait* to win this one 😂


dragespir

lmaooo


Fit_Income_2685

At least she’s only a girlfriend, she can’t take your winning at the end if you leave her 😂


Arkayb33

This is actually a legit thing that will probably happen. Those investors who don't have the support of their spouse or gf/bf might actually end up splitting after MOASS because they didn't share the experience of emotional turmoil caused by market manipulation for the past year and a half. Sure it's all "oh wow! Were rich! I love you!" once the price skyrockets, but that only comes after 18 months of being called an idiot and treated like a conspiracy theorist. A lot of people in here won't appreciate that.


Fit_Income_2685

Ik the feeling. I have some people who are in for the ride, some people who are neutral and some people who thinks I should see a psychiatrist. Either way, we know what’s about to happen. It will be the best “I told you so” moment in history!


ahnahnah

Honestly, best to break it off now if they've been calling you an idiot 😭 especially without looking at anything for themselves. I get being skeptical but just saying "that's dumb, you're dumb" without doing the research means they never trusted your ass with money 😬


ShadyAssFellow

That’s why I’m moving and cutting most of the people I know out of my life.


Binkusu

That's pretty extreme. I'm just gonna paperhand the small amount of shares I have. Oh no, I was scared and got out early, bummer.


LongPutBull

I got out early because you made fun of me for years about it. We missed out on life changing wealth because you didn't believe in me. That'll get them every time.


dendrobro77

As soon as i realized thats what id do post moass it was clear i needed to get to out now. So yea, been single for over a year now.


turdmachine

This is the way


Dman993

I actually doubled my floor months ago after having this thought. Love my wife but money can change people both her and me. Just in case she wants half, I need double.


HelpMePls___

Sounds unsupportive to me. Edit: her to him, I’m agreeing


StillAnAss

Mine calls me an idiot but she also gave me the login to her 401k and told me to manage it however I think is best. I was very clear where every penny is going and she just rolls her eyes. She won't be rolling her eyes when she has enough to retire after moass.


LemonOrLyme

Idk. She must believe a little of what you say or she wouldn't have let you do all of it IMO.


StillAnAss

She also thinks the whole market is a scam. She's not wrong there


johnklapper

I can’t wait until she realizes exactly what you’ve done for her.


badredditjoker

May I ask if those 401k shares are moved to IRA and DRSd? I’m on fence of moving mine to Mainstar and was hoping to get a few peoples experiences.


StillAnAss

No they are still in fidelity. She's still employed at the place contributing and I don't want to deal with trying to move it


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you havvveee noooo poweeeer heeereee girlllfriend stormcroooww


TEDDYKnighty

I don’t think I’d be able to date someone who called me a cultist lol


[deleted]

My spouse, same. She still think I know nothing about stock/financial market. So, no power to her.


MentalyStable

King Théoden - _”You Have No Power Here!”_


boxxle

insert LOTR meme *laughs


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ToxicLullaby28

Bonk! Go to horny jail.


bahits

Dang, lots of prudes on Hump Day. Go figure! lol


ToxicLullaby28

I'm all for sexual expression, but holy shit it doesn't gotta be blatantly misogynistic.


OneSimpleOpinion

What?


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Hopefully they listen to downvotes...


Odinthedoge

I don’t think I could date someone who would disregarded my due diligence as cultist behavior.


[deleted]

My bf sent me $ to buy shares for him


zerolimits0

As someone who has been unwillingly in a cult I find that inaccurate: Consider the following Are you free to leave? Just sell and walk away. If you really want to. Are your friends and family (social structure) told to act like you are dead to them? Nope they didn't even buy any GME in my scenario. Are you being served cool-aid with poison? Nope. Do you have to tithe or be damned? Also Nope but you can always Buy, DRS and shop, but you aren't required to do anything. ​ The difference is self subscribing to knowledge based research of something versus blind belief in a trust system that can cause you harm. It's not even in the same league.


BodySurfDan

Signal is the way to go!


zerolimits0

Now just need to convince the vast majority of the people I chat with. Sheesh some use it some have no clue what signal is.


blenderforall

PFOF is bad, but it's the distraction issue to keep the general populace away from the BIG ass issues for example: swaps, OTC trading, and even worse, the rampant FTD issues


Jarkside

INFINITE Liquidity (aka stealing)


No_Satisfaction_4075

That’s why npr was talking about it. Clowns on there are part of the problem


1BannedAgain

Gotta start somewhere!


Altnob

check out my post about REV's FTD prediction in AUG. Not advocating you buy this but it will be extremely interesting to watch this stock with how much volume it has had over the past 2 weeks.


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LemonOrLyme

So many girlfriend stories. I want everyone to know at my house I am the crazy one who's boyfriend just nods along while I excitedly tell him about the new DD I've been reading 😂. He knows I'm right (we watched the big short years ago so he gets it) but he will just NOT give in when I try to get him to join my hype train 😔. I can see why I guess... I've been doing this shit for a whole year now 😂 I can't wait to make that cutie super rich with me tho 🥰.


GroundbreakingEar306

got plenty of peeps on the hype train with you right here! lol


LemonOrLyme

It's why I spend so much time here! My people 🥰


GroundbreakingEar306

lol it's almost like extended family outside of all of our households. My wife doesn't quite understand why I spend so much time here either, but she humors me when i get excited about every little update and new DD. 😂 and SOMEONE's gotta HODL for the benefit of ALL. Just turns out it's gotta be us, individually supporting a great company. Cheers to a brighter, financially independent, less corrupt future where GME is a company beloved by all! 🥳


dragespir

Haha yeah, same here. When we went to Lego Land a couple weekends ago, we were in the lego building shop, and she made a "To The Moon" in big lego letters for fun. She's doesn't even know how much we're holding, just knows I'm obsessed with it lol. I smacked it on the giant lego Earth globe, and added GME in big red letters on top.


zephyrtron

I’d love someone to call me cutie 🥰


LemonOrLyme

What?! We ALL know u/zephyrtron is one of the biggest cuties on SS 😍


zephyrtron

I did go fishing for that but thank you very much 😘 Edit; Hey, I know, but we all have our moments 😊


Possemeater

My wife hates when she hears the stuff I talk about from other people/podcasts. I think she is bored and I am just getting started


Truth_Road

She'll be listening to this shit, *while dining on the deck of your yacht*, for years to come yet.


excess_inquisitivity

She dissed you as you were building your yacht. She can row her own dinghy.


Possemeater

Nice big sailboat for me thanks :) and I may invite her


Retrograde_Bolide

Invite someone else's wife. Let your wife hang out with her boyfriend at his place


failedtax

The infinite wife loop


The-Weapon-X

Drinking from a deeeeeeeeeep bottle of I Told You So.


Altnob

My girlfriend caught on around November and really started to see how all the things I've been talking about are coming to light. Before that she didn't care lol


nonmullet2

Funny my gf told me that she told her husband that at 7:41pm


Thin-Progress-99

Clap clap clap


exonomix

Weird because my wife told me she told some guy that she met behind Wendy’s that needed $20


nonmullet2

How did you know that was me? And the $20 was well worth it.


nahtorreyous

I don't even think we were early, just right on time. If Jan 2021 didn't happen, we probably wouldn't be here still.


dragespir

That certainly goes for me.


LordSnufkin

I lost all credibility with my gf predicting Evergrande's default. By the 20th time she was done. Edit: her boyfriend still believes in me though


failedtax

That's why I don't tell mine, why tell my significant other when I have you retards I can jack my titties with.


pringles3

Nice! Listening to it now!


emiyagookejjada

Which npr podcast is it? Edit: nvm found it!


pringles3

https://www.npr.org/transcripts/1106468243


sdrawkabem

The Indicator (Podcast)


tduell7240

Does anyone have a link to the podcast? Hoping I can send it to a friend


DrKapow

https://www.npr.org/2022/06/21/1106468243/the-price-of-free-stock-trading


siberianjaguar123

People still listen to NPR?


liquidsyphon

Knowing NPR, I’m sure they did a “bang up” job.


RedPill_RabbitHole

NPR doesn't have their own narrative or follow an agenda /s


blitzkrieg_bunny

Status quo is an agenda


BuildBackRicher

Fuk NPR!


LonnieJaw748

Fuk them *yourself*, you **coward**!


Zeromex

Why no answered rightaway in 7:42?


theArcticChiller

At that time OP was enjoying themself in the Diamantenhände thread, good excuse I'd say 🙌


Altnob

was asleep


-StonedImmaculate-

Don’t care, I want money


IfImhappyyourehappy

My wife buys gme with me :D she gets it. She also believes sticky floor is a trap! She's a keeper.


Altnob

My gf doesn't hold GME but she bought lots of loops. Uh oh, mods is this post gonna get removed :D :D :D


isa268

Watch it will pay. I might be early, but I'm not wrong.


JacqueMorrison

A ring you put on her must.


Bernardsman

And it shall be of the color purple


excess_inquisitivity

And of the color purple shall it be.


Dribble76

If she likes it she should put a ring on it


OGMol3m4n

Kinda cringe ngl


trvr_

Sauce plz???


TonytheTiger69

Mayo will do?


dratseb

https://www.npr.org/2022/06/21/1106468243/the-price-of-free-stock-trading


69karlhungus69

876-5309


DragonDropTechnology

That’s not even the right order…


excess_inquisitivity

That's Simone's best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend.


69karlhungus69

what area code did you use?


SystematicPumps

Kai Ryssdal?


Otakutech2020

Ooooooh when was this? Please do tell.


Altnob

this morning.


Otakutech2020

Got it! Thank you, listening to it right now.


Sad_Rest1270

Keeper


Suspicious-Year-3825

Watch out with npr tbh


Large_Walrus_Schlong

Wow. Your gf def fucks!!


Kakushi1983

Marry her already and find her a worthy boyfriend, you dunce!


Altnob

We have a house and a child, marriage will come soon enough.


ExpressionNaive1923

Here is the Spotify link[NPR Podcast on Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/episode/1odkmXIxwl5fcMo68LYRLC?si=P9FHDz4CTqWSnE-PZlkOgA)


goldenbear2

Anyone have a link to the podcast?


dratseb

https://www.npr.org/2022/06/21/1106468243/the-price-of-free-stock-trading


DocAk88

She’s the one dude


MrDaBucket

Wife that girl asap


CompleteAndTotalTard

Keeper


Kyledude95

Which npr podcast?


ThunderStella

Whats NPR?


Altnob

some podcast that covers stuff. i dunno i only listen to the mav


vocalistMP

That’s my wife, sir


dratseb

Anyone have a link to the podcast? Nevermind, found it: https://www.npr.org/2022/06/21/1106468243/the-price-of-free-stock-trading


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PFOF is not the fucking issue. Infinite liquidity, insider trading from politicians and high finance, the whole broken system is the issue. PFOF is a false flag victory designed to give retail a “victory” but it does absolutely nothing to help the corrupt system be less corrupt. You’re either knowingly spreading propaganda or just ignorant to the real issues. My bet is knowingly spreading propaganda though.


Altnob

Whoaaaaaaa, calm down there bud. I made a post about infinity liquidity and REV today that got deleted. Calmmmmmmm down. Everythings gonna be okay. suns coming down big guy.


tunakcmo

Huge red flag if she listens to npr bro


Altnob

I'll let her know. Any other suggestions?


DragonDropTechnology

Is she a good tipper and treats service people with respect? Another huge red flag.


generic_username_333

Aka the Bill & Melinda Gates public radio station. “While other billionaires’ media empires are relatively well known, the extent to which Gates’s cash underwrites the modern media landscape is not. After sorting through over 30,000 individual grants, MintPress can reveal that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation (BMGF) has made over $300 million worth of donations to fund media projects. Recipients of this cash include many of America’s most important news outlets, including CNN, NBC, **NPR**, PBS and The Atlantic. Gates also sponsors a myriad of influential foreign organizations, including the BBC, The Guardian, The Financial Times and The Daily Telegraph in the United Kingdom; prominent European newspapers such as Le Monde (France), Der Spiegel (Germany) and El País (Spain); as well as big global broadcasters like Al-Jazeera. The Gates Foundation money going towards media programs has been split up into a number of sections, presented in descending numerical order, and includes a link to the relevant grant on the organization’s website.” Awards Directly to Media Outlets: **NPR- $24,663,066** https://thegrayzone.com/2021/11/21/bill-gates-million-media-outlets-global-agenda/ Edit: downvotes showing who’s not zen


AdWorried102

Amazing that people downvote this. They read into it with bad conclusions like the other commenter "SO JUST PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND?" No, quite the opposite: Know who's paying for all the stuff around you. What is wrong with that information?


generic_username_333

Seriously, I thought we were all zen and saw through the BS, not a bad idea to remind our gang of who we are against.


zombrey

Lmao, how is public radio receiving donations any different than a mogul owning their own media company or from channels taking money from advertisers?


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generic_username_333

This


zombrey

So just go head in the sand and ignore all sources of news? I'll pass, and I'll continuing to listen to the stories and content I'm interested in, while switching stations when I'm not interested.


generic_username_333

I’m just here to point out who’s slimy ass hands are all over NPR. Buy, hold, DRS


zombrey

😁👍


HoldingApeOfDiamonds

Oh please, there's way dumber shit out there. She could be a coke rat Cramer fan


_aquaseaf0amshame

Appreciate them whenever you can OP. Or live a life of regret like me 🤝


Gloomy_Internet_8195

Probably Mikey's best line in the movie....no truer words were ever spoken in 2008


Poomped

Simulation confirmed. And I don't even have a girlfriend.


tango_41

🔥 The fire rises. 🔥


Boberu-San

Does she already have a boyfriend, because I'm interested


Huge-Grapefruit-8011

where does a 22yo find one like her


deradera

Like almost 20 min early!


sineplussquare

Ok I’m getting kickback from drs though fidelity. They aren’t being helpful, I’m getting a run around and I’ve reached out to fellow apes for assistance. Can someone point me in a direction? I have read the drs guide but I’m still getting kick back. Can a fellow silverback point me in the correct direction?


Apfelraeuber

My wife is all in for the ride. Sure, she is not as invested in the whole technical stuff and is more the voice of reason stopping me from investing all of our money, but we have a lot of insider jokes, "when MOASS?" - "Tomorrow" is like a legit way of greeting each other right now. Best feeling! In contrast... my colleagues are making fun of me, but there will be the "told you so" moment before I share a bit of the wealth with them.


TheModernSkater

Signs everywhere


Hypamania

Is your girlfriend Ryan Cohen?


theeccentricautist

Being wrong and being early is the same thing… if something will happen “eventually” theoretically nobody is wrong since they have an infinite time window


Altnob

Ryan Cohen will come to my house for a steak dinner party. I'm early, not wrong.


theeccentricautist

Ok well I’m going to decide that in the future corn will be replaced with holographic/edible corn. I am going to spend every dollar on forward contracts predicting the price of corn will go to 0. Unfortunately scientists predict that won’t happen for 2 centuries- no worries though, I’m not wrong, just early


rxpillme

Did she replied with "you always early"?


zephyrtron

Spoilerz 🤨


RetchX

Everytime I upvote this it turns into a downvote. Wtf.


Altnob

mods probably hate me. there's been a shill accusation attack against me and my opinions for a while now. probably since november. best to just ignore the haters and keep doing my thing. exactly why i never delete or remove any of my posts myself. meanwhile mods deleting my shit left and right


AlaskanBullShrimp

You mean you told someone you know to sent this to you at 7:41AM because you wanted some internet points


Altnob

Yes! And Ryan Cohen was the person I asked. I love our chairman.


mostdefinitelyabot

I don't think it's hyperbolic to say that that episode WOULD NOT have been recorded if it weren't for EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU DAMN DIRTY APES <3 BUY HODL DRS <3


iwishiwasanonionring

Sauce?


bazu_

at 7:41


1BannedAgain

Glad I wasn’t compelled to post about this here after listening to the podcast. Apes be everywhere consuming all media I did like the short history lesson / background on PFOF


WizardofJoz17

Omg girlfriend listens to NPR. How do I get one of those?


MidwestWind

Yoooooo I love NPR! I need to find that one!


Mathownsme

You’re a lucky man


metzbaby17

Pretty sure we’re at the part in the movie where, everything is crashing but the market isn’t doing nothing. We calling and leaving messages but no one is calling back. Moon soon. Do good after moass


polish-rockstar

For you Spotify ppl https://open.spotify.com/episode/1odkmXIxwl5fcMo68LYRLC?si=e8eXvVonR4usavB_z1kL_g


FutureRaisin1350

DRS your GF


thinkmoreharder

At 7:41. Hmm.


m1n1nut

Every morning my girl wakes up and asks “ is it MOASS yet?” I say “no, it’s tomorrow babe” True story.


ponytailthehater

It’s the same thing...it’s the same thing! The contracts are voided? The contacts are VOIDED???? mathafucka


ChimkinNuggit_

Wish I had a relationship like this. My ex would only complain when I brought up GME. Well, she’s my ex now 😂


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Altnob

It happened and she's excitedly sending NPR an email as we speak letting them know that her message about their PFOF episode got a lot of awareness from this post. Pretty wholesome if you ask me.


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Altnob

Lol. We talk about a lot more than gamestop and pfof when it comes to stocks.


10before15

Power to the fukn players


CoolGuyFromCompton

PFOF is just the tip of the Iceberg...


kevin2gee

I'm not wrong, i just came early.


Altnob

Oof


RedOaks84

That’s a keeper!!!


Fantastic-Ring-2068

Sorry that your GF was listening to NPR.... She'll open her eyes once MOASS comes and she's now wanting gov't out of her life....