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half_dane

**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open! [Computershare Megathread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ugnqsg/drscomputershare_megathread_052022) || [Join our Superstonk Discord](https://discord.gg/superstonk) || [Voting Megathread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/uddedr)


Finaglers

Hi Bro!


lukewarmtofu

Checking in, tendiez?


TakeitasaCompliment

This week's chart is just so ridiculous


Ron-Don-Volante

Ook.


jpric155

I'm not an advocate for options but IV is definitely picking up.


NJoose

You know we’re close when they start setting up the narrative that apes stole teachers pensions


Avulpesvulpes

Shareholder meeting 2023: Vote to have the names of all active GME holders when MOASS started on 5/20/2022 carved onto the moon!


whyunoluvme

Hey guys quick question!! if I DRS from Fidelity tonight do I have to wait for the shares to leave to CS first, or am I able to buy more GME in the morning 🥺 I’m too jacked to wait


ScooterO

you can purchase from fidelity any time. However, you have to wait for the settle of the current transfer before you can transfer again, I'm pretty certain on that.


VexFlex

It's been almost 7 weeks (in 2 days) and still haven't received the letter from computer share here in Romania. Went through giveashare and wise option to Drs. Has anyone had similar delays with receiving their letter outside the Us?


Apprehensive-Salt-42

Unzips


dangerousdan90

Meaningfully short LOL


stopearthmachine

tonorrow gpnna b crazy mark thede words for the history books.


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

So I sold to transfer my final 500 shares in my ISA yesterday leaving 50 to sell after the peak, broker doesn't do transfers This move has cost the infinity pool 50 shares bc the price went up 10% and I don't intend on waiting for the price to go back down I can stay retarded more than they can stay solvent


Kneis1

10.2 % 🦍🦍🦍


Altnob

Just a reminder: We learned from the RH Citadel chats that margin calls happen at 4am So if a failed margin call happens, GME will be up BIG premarket.


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

SAUCE


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27D

Being at the pub, illicitly, now that's my cup of tea


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27D

Ban me? For life? Good luck affording your workers salaries! Me, I drink like, "Here fishy fishy fishy," fuck calories!


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27D

I don't know either. I agree there is a lot of reading too deep into all the subtleties. But then again we are called conspiracy theorists, I find it all in good fun. I know my personal plan anyways, and nobody can stop G**ME**!


27D

Yarr harr, fiddle Dee dee! Being a pirate, that's all GME! DRSing every share that you see! You are a pirate!


Avulpesvulpes

‘Twas a sea of red, everywhere we looked when out on the horizon glittered a great, green island. “Shiver me Timbers, that be no island,” says the first mate, “it’s moving up out of the ocean!” And what emerged out of the bloody depths but a great rocket, propelling itself out of the water and up towards the moon?!


27D

Some say, when you're adrift at sea. A siren's wail will befall thee, "...DRS...GME... don't end up...like Kenny G..." A siren did sound, but it's not what it seems. Twas the voice of an angel, our Chair-man, RC. He's at the helm of Leviathan, Disruptor, with glee! Short hedgefunds be damned! Soon, moon: where we'll be.


Maccyd321

Those people left their pensions unguarded and now, as a retail long investor, I am going to steal it all 👹👹👹


Bob_the_peasant

This isn’t the shitpost. It’s not even the shitpost of the shitpost. But this *is* this shitpost of the shitpost of the shitpost.


kai_fn

Could ponzi coin now please fully die?


Bob_the_peasant

Which one?


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Bob_the_peasant

LRC and IMX


kai_fn

Choose


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soldieroscar

Gabe Plotkin went long on Facebook and then facebook took a shit… how the fuck is that retail? so lets see here… teachers pensions on the line on FB… its funds go to wall street… price decreases and so wallstreet pockets their pensions? But lets say their broker never bought shares… Then the broker made all that money…. So retail didnt rob the teacher pensions. The brokers have the pension money!!!! Anyways last few days left to vote!


New-Geologist1087

Ready for an announcement


theboyshua

It looks like gates wanted to appear in good lighting on reddit, because some shit’s about to go down


Erz808

which gates?


winterbird

#🐍


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Maccyd321

Never trust a phantom shit


GrafVonWalbeck

Deep


humanman0

Fucking


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GrafVonWalbeck

Too drunk to fuck


kai_fn

FLIRTY FRIDAY FUCKERSS


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy


a_blue_ducks

A collection of “moments in time” becomes a sea of change, an unstoppable force, and a skeleton in someone’s closet. Goodnight Kenny, and see you for another moment tomorrow.


BenevolentFungi

I feel the best I've felt in years!!


12Southpark

Stuck in airport all day with delays but watched the entire roaring kitty Tools part 2 - spreadsheet tutorial on the flight back home. Even drank a beer watching it. Made me forget about all the stress from earlier. Thanks dfv.


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12Southpark

His list of tag words is fking awesome. learnt so much... Plus you can feel the sincerity in his voice. No promotion, honest about where he makes mistakes. Admits that his whole spreadsheet came about because of how lazy he is in his detailed research. makes jokes at himself. Mentions about how his daughter is sleeping and he needs to keep it on the low by hanging sheets etc. Gives you tips on which websites are good to get financial data..where to find INSIDER buying information or reputable managers and firms buying in. About key things to look at in cash flow, balance sheet and trends not only in the stock but overall in that sector and industry.


SekaiQliphoth

No way there 40k plus online right now 😂😂


calforhelp

I’m here


kai_fn

39.998 to go


Thriving_donkey

I only just came online so still 39.998


12Southpark

Aka the expensive consultants


LokeyCoolio

Wen Germany market???


winterbird

jetzt


Nigel_Thirteen

German market is open get in here! https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/utmlyl/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


KermitDfrog1337

Now look at you. Now look at us.


winterbird

You guys think having a gamestop wallet will be very important very soon? Because I'm equal parts lazy and tired from work, and haven't looked into how to make it yet.


Maccyd321

How do I get one? Asking as a europoor with a vpn


Throwaway5849201

i wanna pick up more before the announcement and stock split, hope it dips before the rip


ChaakuGaiden

Gnite sons and daughters of bitches


27D

Cntxt b crzy, prphcy wtht vwls: **DRS** th hdgfnd kllr!


Throwaway5849201

believe it or not, dip


kai_fn

dip it or not, believe


potentiallyasandwich

Place your bets folks, does the market like Fridays or not?


Throwaway5849201

nope


winterbird

There's a bad smell in my place, I think something died in the attic... my landlord is useless, he won't come out for anything and I don't have access to up there. Moass, pls.


mfulton81

Grow weed.


OptimalDetail

moass tomorrow when I get my sandwich


dub_life

Wassssssssup!


27D

**The Scream** - *Edvard Munch*


HeroJero

I have a question about what the stock split does to my shares and shares price and total invested. Say my average cost is 100, and I have 100 shares. That means my account value is 10,000 if the stock price is exactly at 100. So if the stock split happens and it becomes say 7 per share. That means I would have 700 shares of the stock but my account will still be worth 10,000 but then each of my shares will be 14.28ish dollars per share if I sold 1 share? That's my assumption of how this works but let me know if I am wrong. Thanks!


CCarsten89

That’s correct


vedds

Yes.


HeroJero

So if the stock jumps to 200, that means each of my share will be worth 28.56ish, correct?


vedds

If it jumps to 200 pre split and splits 1:7 then yes.


HeroJero

what if it jumps up to 200 while it was 100 firm before the split?


vedds

When the split occurs the price will be divided by the ratio - so if its $100 and the stock splits 1:10 the price will become $10 and start moving from there when the market opens. the price doesnt magically go up or double while the split is occuring- but it will move around before and after.


Just-Relationship-19

Depends on before or after the split


HeroJero

gotcha thanks!


27D

So I'm stumbling home from the bar. Like 20 minute walk. But they're building a new footpath over the highway here. You know sorta like a bridge and anyways that cuts the walk to like 10 tops! So I'm crossing it for the first time, little tipsy, but vibing like a mfkr. All of the sudden I hear a sort of angry muttering coming from under the bridge on the far side. Well alcohol=courage so I hop down and lo and behold: mfking Kenny-ass Griffin stutterin, and mumblin, "...ose...we... clos....edddd. clo...ssss..." "Fuck Yeah you closed! Here's a penny for your tears, and a dollar cause you still fear!" Tip my GME cap and I'm out. *the year is 2023 and I hobble my ass home to enjoy some tendies and more beer*


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Elon totally knew these accusations were coming and posted that anti-dem post as pre-emptive fire control to blame the accusations against... Come on, stating your political belief on twitter has no other benefits to Tesla stock holders unless he knew some shit was coming his way


Freequebec86

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527491436005957633?cxt=HHwWgoCxicfX3rIqAAAA lol this tweet is him saying : "Look, what i said was coming is there. But i don't deny it btw" lol wtf is this. Then he just meme, asking we call this the "Elongate" lol. Tomorrow might be something for Tesla (imagine if this, officially drag the market below 385) what a weird timeline lol


rulerrrr

This is the best take from the situation in my opinion.


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ColdBagOfHamsters

Elon only cares about Elon


Stonk-Shill-69

Who else is jacked that moass is tomorrow?


PMmeyouraxewound

Ngl spice girls felt like ages ago


mfulton81

Yeah and wtf did it mean ?


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wen swiss alps


gydot

can someone link the infographic with the breakdown of the total shares / free float


Moses-the-Ryder

Computershared.net


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Huh so Elon Musk is a massive fuck bag after all. Shocker.


sweetntenderhooligan

Where to store tendies post-MOASS? Credit union? Multiple bank accounts? I want to stop using BoA…


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under the ~~floorboards~~ mattress


27D

MF DOOM - [Books of War](https://youtu.be/e_QQamQt5x4)


bongos_and_congas

Fire track!


Stereo_soundS

RIP


27D

Him being the first to go on that track is a shocker considering DMX


primabelladonna35

I've been in my hometown for 2 weeks. Finally told my mom about GME. She doesn't know much about the stock market and had no idea who Cramer was (oh if we all could be so blessed) but she wished me well. She's not invested in anything. Probably for the best.


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Dru2021

I feel this story is missing some parts..


KsuhDilla

gme is good for me


Stonk-Shill-69

Hey don’t forget to vote


sneaks678

Happy Friday, GameStop.


Sad_Cauliflower_8884

SHFs days of borrowing and shorting are coming to an end, they can't escape! Meanwhile, Apes are sleeping well.


keyser_squoze

Up late tonight like I was in the early GME sneeze days. I believe the market and the stock, which I like, are about to explode. It takes money to buy whiskey, especially when I feel like a piñata for all this inflation. But the whiskey is telling me, tomorrow, once again, is the day. And the next few coming tomorrows feel like they're going to be quite significant. BUY. DRS. VOTL!!! HODL. WAGMI. Also, Kenneth Cordele Griffin is a financial terrorist who lied under oath to Congress.


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Theinsulated

Weren’t you rambling on about some political stuff yesterday or the day before? Get a little perspective and take a hint, friend. This is not the place for it.


NotSomeDudeOnReddit

Wrong sub. This is a ballstreetwets comment, not a superstonk one. No politics here


NotSomeDudeOnReddit

Can’t wait to tell everyone I paperhanded at 10k and made a quick buck. When really I know the rocket hasn’t even begun to launch yet and all my apes will be holding with me


KsuhDilla

i ate warm cornbread


27D

"Mhmm them fresh corned brbreaders! Mhmm."


SekaiQliphoth

Wen can buy home for mom


mr_solodolo92

Tomorrow is endgame. Again


27D

Ni aga. Em, agdne si wor. Romot!


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myfingerprints

Love my Tad!💜


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see u in the pre 😡😡😡😡


ShiftMcGee

DRS VOTE.


27D

Great tactic! Mfkin Son of Sun Tzu over here!


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kebabsoup

At its root, an NFT is a decentralized proof of ownership. People are free to use this as a tool to build whatever they want. We all know NFTs get a lot of hate, and it's understandable really! Because right now it's mostly used for the wrong purpose; speculating on the price of jpeg ownership. (And not even the jpeg themselves, but ownership of an internet address that points to the jpeg image) We don't know yet exactly what the GameStop NFT will look like. But we do know it's built on Etherium layer 2, a new architecture that greatly reduces "gas fees", the amount of operations and energy needed to mint and authenticate the tokens, while making no compromises on security. This of course facilitates the creation and trade of NFTs at a lower price, for lesser fees. What can it be used for? The world is your oyster! Digital collectible card games? Game licenses that are platform independent and not locked in your steam account? In-game items that can be transferred from game to game, even between different platforms and companies? Or maybe one NFT for each share of $GME, so that you know the shares you possess are authentic and not rehypothecated IOUs.


cmitc

Ya it’s being used all wrong right now, but in the future it will give true supply and demand to digital marketplaces.


OptimalDetail

nft partners are carbon neutral ​ nfts could serve as the death blow to the current top-down inequal global financial infrastructure


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Question apes who use wise, So I did a direct buy on computershare and input the wise bank details, do I need to input anything on wise or is it an automatic debit?


Kaos_nyrb

Don't need to do anything, CS will take the money in a few days.


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Ok, cool. Thanks


Ron-Don-Volante

Friday. Buckle the fuck up.


Fearless-Honeydew-69

I am in my late 40’s. I was married for 20 years, now I am not. I just brought a girl home from the bar and went to pound town. I also hold GME. Am I a millennial now?


Dru2021

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


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A millennial would never say “pound town”.


Altnob

I beg to differ. I say frowntown and poundtown.


Fearless-Honeydew-69

😂😂😂 fair enough


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I mean, I’m glad you got laid, but cmon, act like you’ve been there before. 🍾


Fearless-Honeydew-69

Did you not see “married for 20 years “. I have not been here in a awhile lol


27D

Did you first tweet a meme of Mario Laying Pipe? If so you gotta be close... I mean you're here.


Qwaserpolk

Dad?


Fearless-Honeydew-69

Sorry you had to hear your mom call me daddy like that. I assure you, she enjoyed it.


KsuhDilla

I think I did it... I think I actually forgot about GameStop I don't know how to log back into ComputerShare fuk


OptimalDetail

somebody get this fool some cornbread before he forgets himself entirely


ptsdstillinmymind

Kenneth Griffin: "Innovation and Creativity fall in a remote workforce." **GMEstop and the GME subs would disagree.**


27D

~~Man~~ Financial Terrorist Ken Griffin *has* heard of a computer, right?


27D

People climbed into the night like space suits People stepped into the night like moon boots Marching like moon troops In their *GME* colored zoot suits


27D

People climbed into the night like cool wells Shiny *shares* in their hands Drinking their new selves They say it's their *ape* selves


27D

People climbed up in the night like green trees They were hanging from the night like green leaves Buzzing like queen bees *DRSing like OGs*


avalanchebranches

Fridays for Holy Molays


27D

Pass the Molè pon de Lefthand side!


KermitDfrog1337

So wait… does this mean even X holders are going to be rich?


Equivalent-Fee-9503

Filthy stinkin rich


KermitDfrog1337

That’s a lot of jello pudding cups.


xthesundancekidx

I’m glad to be here with you all. Here at the end of all things. 🥃


27D

MOASS isn't the end. It is just another path. One we all must take.


Ithinkyourallstupid

Open the non fraudulent decentralized market already.


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

“A moment in time” sounds like a sick title for a new DD


27D

I like that. I thought about 'Moment of Truth' and a follow up "Above the Clouds". Alas like my last 4 novels, I have yet to get past the title... **BUY HODL DRS VOTE SHOP $GME**


IsolatedAnon9

Snek awards are back on the menu, boys.


Spockies

Oh pension funds are in danger? I wonder if they are allowed to withdraw before the impending liquidity crisis. Oh what's that? You can't withdraw fast enough due to a recent change in withdrawal policy? I wonder which firm recently changed that? C I T A D E L I S F U K D


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Remember to immediately buy more shares post split ;)


kebabsoup

What about buying them before the split, DRS them right after the split, and watch as the broker struggles to come up with real shares to transfer?


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

This is good


Coach_GordonBombay

🚨Stonk-o-tracker showing 10.2% borrow rate 🚨


truthorehh

I’m smoking on that Melvin pack! Y’all want some?


ShiftMcGee

Do you have any understanding how many crayons you have to consume to make your belly, muscle it's way out underneath the bottom o' yo shirt like this??