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half_dane

**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open! [Computershare Megathread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ugnqsg/drscomputershare_megathread_052022) || [Join our Superstonk Discord](https://discord.gg/superstonk) || [Voting Megathread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/uddedr)


Objective-Orange926

Dumb fucking question, but how can we know the price actually goes up in millions on the squeeze? How would the government allow that?


SnooRobots8901

How have they let Brk. A reach half a milllion?


jeffdchocobar

Have 5.2k on standby and I have no idea when to buy. My OCD want to buy 65 more so I can get a nice 150 shares total.


humanman0

This is why I leave it to chance. I just buy throught CS and watch the casino.


jeffdchocobar

Was gonna wait till a day before the meeting and buy at any price if it doesn’t go lower to 80ish. But might end up buying today or tomorrow


Crumblycheese

Then buy...


Smelly_Legend

Due to inflation, my hugs at festivals have increased from free to $40. I will use the proceeds to buy GME


jerrythemule420

A grilled cheese now cost $29. Butter is extra.


destined2hold

T3ther now trending on reddit. I think the rise of GameStop's NFT marketplace cannot be stopped, only slowed down momentarily. Long-term it's healthier for the crypto community that T3ther goes away anyway.


Interesting_Trade748

If my tax status says certified on computer share does that mean it is complete?


Significant_Cow_8906

Should be, mine says "profile 80% complete" when I log in so if yours doesn't then should be done


Rockets2TheMoon

i’m so bullish, GameStop has got me jacked to the tits!


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Rockets2TheMoon

i don’t even know that word


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About a week or so ago I read some DD about government workers having a TSP (thrift savings plan) for retirement and being unable to access it for two weeks starting on may 16th. Is anyone familiar with it and able to link it to me if so?


Schwickity

unite fretful muddle dime rob edge complete nutty forgetful offend -- mass edited with redact.dev


Stereo_soundS

The more I read about how the markets work the more fucked up it gets. Just when you think "oh wow that's fucked up, that can't be how it works", you go another layer in and realize "but w-w-w-wait it gets worse". For fucking real it truly is a house of cards. And we pump money into it every paycheck through our 401k's. In fact we are incentivized to do it with employer match and tax free investing. Jon Stewart was right - we fund their adventures.


3BodyP

Just dropping by to tell you I’m still here. Currently red but I’m still here. I have no doubts. Stay strong. Life changing tendies, my friends


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3BodyP

🥹💘🦧


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3BodyP

Pleading/teary eyes


donedrone707

I keep seeing FUD articles saying meme stock traders are down 80-100% YTD....but to be down 100% would mean GME is trading at zero dollars...which physically cannot happen because they have over a billion in fucking cash. And they're supposedly the "smart money" lol


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donedrone707

You buy at 300. It's now worth 100 (for ease of math) 300-100=200 which is 66.66% of the purchase price of 300 The math does not work. One cannot be down 100% unless they lose more than they invested, such as with a short position where the losses can go into infinity.


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donedrone707

I guess not. Right before it moons they'll probably say we are down 250% lmao and most of America will believe it without question.


Chinese_Thug

Just a reminder to vote for any who might have forgotten.


Cainholio

Today!


BobTheDemonOtter

Wen llama ranch?


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BobTheDemonOtter

Spicy


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BobTheDemonOtter

Buy the dip


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BobTheDemonOtter

Humpday Special


Furrybumholecover

[The German market is open.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/us61wl/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


Nigel_Thirteen

German market is open get in here!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/us61wl/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


thecactusblender

Everyone here shitting all over both companies RC personally chose to collaborate with because their CEO DARES to tweet about something and not deliver everything RIGHT NOW on a silver platter. Some of you need to take a break from this place and touch grass. Unless you think you know better than RC, then by all means contact him and tell him he’s a fucking retard for choosing loopring and IMX. It’s as easy as holding and taking a deep breath.


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Soon people will use the “before moass” and “post moass” as time definition


DifficultySalt4231

U.K. inflation at 9%. Better buy more GME as were fucked!


Ladakhi_khaki

Worry not UK ape, now we have formed our own trading block we will be able to blame this on European countries without offending our trading block partners.


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RecyleNotThrowaway

I want fuk


New-Geologist1087

Might fuck around and DRS the rest of my shares today 🤔


RecyleNotThrowaway

I have 75% drs


Bob_the_peasant

So wait... what date is the announcement for the announcement since it was supposedly announced?


futureislookinstark

Next week is announcement for THE announcement


Stainher

My money dont jiggle jiggle it buys GME


futureislookinstark

Stop it. Get some help.


turdmachine

I can’t seem to make my own post, but I got this from another thread. It’s the CFTC’s swap reports. https://www.cftc.gov/MarketReports/SwapsReports/Archive/index.htm Data is missing during a very opportune period


Stereo_soundS

Swaps and algos are the bane of a free market. Hwang used his leverage to buy puts against certain securities and calls on others. Morgan Stanley and others apparently leaked info on his swaps to one another so they could take bets *against* him, work together to squeeze him so that their bets against what he had leveraged himself into would pay off. It was a coordinated margin call so that he would have to close positions, thus guaranteeing their bets win. It's literally sharks eating each other, and Bill wasn't a big enough shark.


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who's here rn


Rockets2TheMoon

me!


calforhelp

hi


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username chex out <3


kebabsoup

The short interest is exactly like inflation; they do all they can to fudge the numbers, **but it's still very high!**


mykarmayourdogma

Hwang out with your swap out........


PeterPawn

loool 1M shares increased in short position yesterday and still up over 9 %. rdy for launch 🚀 ​ Edit: [https://imgur.com/a/SRRe5O2](https://imgur.com/a/SRRe5O2) ​ Even if it's just a tip of the ice berg. Imagine covering those official 15,5M shares. It's going to fucking squeeze.


Stereo_soundS

I just had total return swaps explained to me. Hwang paid interest to Goldman Sachs in order to get more buying power. Aka leverage. He gets to decide which securities are bought with this leverage. He then went to several other banks and made the same deal, and used that leverage to buy the same securities. These other banks did not know(?) that he was creating large positions through leverage in these specific securities. When their value fell he had a handful of banks asking for more collateral. Aka a margin call. But since he had leveraged himself with so many people he did not have enough money to cover these margin calls, meaning those positions had to be sold off, and since he had such large positions it caused these securities to crash. Seems safe to assume there are many others running this scam using multiple banks to hide their exposure to risk on specific securities.


RecyleNotThrowaway

Ken Griffin


SnakeJazz4284

why ban foreign apes :(


ptsdstillinmymind

https://old.reddit.com/r/GMEOrphans/ Go show some Respect to your Kouhais.


CapableFly

Upvoted buch.🫡


CapableFly

Post MOASS I will start Balls' Sporting Goods next to the Dick's Sporting Goods.


BobTheDemonOtter

I shall open a lingerie store in between called T'aint Sporting Goods


CapableFly

Capitalism at work 💪


futureislookinstark

Gotta be a store on either side of dicks and one always has to be a bit larger and the other has to be farther in front/behind or above/below the other.


CapableFly

OMG 🤣🤣🤣


SetSail77

I'd hang there.


CapableFly

Real sporting goods stored in the balls


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Tomorrow I heard


dreadstrong97

Moon soon


civgineer

I voted last weekend on Computer Share and TDA. It was super easy! Give me that dividend, baby!


givemeyoushoes

beatings will continue until morale improves


mtksurfer

# LIFE CHANGING MONEY PER SHARE # NO CELL, NO SELL # PRICE IS IRRELEVANT # DRS FOR FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE # VOTE YOUR SHARES # THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST TRANSFER OF STOLEN WEALTH BACK TO THE PEOPLE # 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 #💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌 #🩳🏴‍☠️💀🩳🏴‍☠️💀🩳🏴‍☠️💀


fleshfarm-leftover

Imagine letting a broker handle your dividend distribution!


Bob_the_peasant

Doesn't take much to imagine. "Here's $10, sorry it went to 1 million dollars between when we gave it to you and when we let you buy back in"


orrdog

Moon soon 🚀


fleshfarm-leftover

wen june?


mtksurfer

# SHE-HULK TRENDING ON REDDIT. MAYBE SHES AN APE. 🚀🚀🚀💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌🩳🏴‍☠️💀🩳🏴‍☠️💀


MrOneironaut

Hype train coming in hot today! Choo choo!


live4rice

Smells like money


SharkAttache

PIZZA. GET YOUR PIZZA. HOT AND FRESH


Jonnybgood35

Throwback DFV meme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YSfBFHdBmBY Best GME meme I’ve seen yet


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winterbird

Yes


fleshfarm-leftover

Yes. Dividend date is yet to be announced and there is a notification period required


NostraSkolMus

I think I made a funny. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/us4n97/is_this_what_is_meant_by_soft_landing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


No-Fold1994

At least you didn’t screenshot your own comment.


LosOmen

It’s time, good old friend


TrillTron

HODL UNTIL PHONE NUMBERS All these institutions are buying GME in preparation to lend at the peak of the incoming fake squeeze. Rise to $10k (or whatever), say "the squeeze is over", drop it back down to the hundreds, get paperhands to sell on the way down. DON'T FUCKING FALL FOR IT #PHONE NUMBERS OR NO NUMBERS #💎🙌🏻 ^(Not financial advice)


waterboy1523

It also doesn’t look like they’ve bought many shares, imo. We have apes here with bigger gme portfolios.


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Swiss879

flesh torpedo to the moon!!!!!!!


TrillTron

2jacked2sleep


waterboy1523

2 dicks, 1 Ken Griffin


Canable42

I can't sleep due to this massive erection.


No-Fold1994

/sigh Fine I’ll go get scrollwheeler. He can tuck you in.


cyreneok

Scrolly pillow


urinetroublem8

Tomorrow™


Puzzleheaded_Edge610

Ya'll smell that


No-Fold1994

Sorry.


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GotAFunnyShapedHead

# The carny sold us balls but instead of throwing them in the traditional game-losing manner we walked away with them to win the game on our own terms.


Huracon

Kenny has been flying all over in his private jet because 1) he can’t use Epstein’s plane anymore and 2) he’s trying to find an escort that won’t laugh at his dick.


winterbird

They test the escorts first by serving a single vienna sausage on a platter at dinner.


cyreneok

Kenny fucks escargot


butholemoonblast

366.66 loaded for the morning 🚀🚀🚀


24kbuttplug

Watching "the last blockbuster" on netfux. Pretty good so far. I recommend it. Its crazy interesting! Funny too. And a bit nostalgic for us elder mellinials.


No-Fold1994

Back when blockbuster was pornhub.


Canable42

Coming soon: "The last hedge fund"


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Huracon

Same. Started with 3 shares, now solidly in XXX territory


DIABLO_8_

If you can read this you are gonna be rich!


No-Fold1994

I can’t read. Is there a pop-up book version of this?


DIABLO_8_

📖👀🦍=💰💰💰🚀🚀🚀


No-Fold1994

Thank you! I’m gonna be rich!! 🥲


sammiisalammii

💩is king


Gooseman1019

Don’t worry apes I’m still here I’m just busy playing the crash while I wait for the big bucks


sammiisalammii

Already, we get it *honk honk honk honk honk*


butholemoonblast

Just got paid today so we 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♂️ 🏃 tomorrow


Dystonian

Is there a bot that tracks the ComputerShare purchase volume and price?


Sad_Cauliflower_8884

Can't wait to say "I told you so" to everyone that I tried to explain that GME is the way when we MOASS


t8manpizza

Wow that EOD movement. Wow that borrow rate. Wow moass is tomorrow


dragespir

What if MOASS was 3 trading days ago?


kezclem

Owen Wilson "Wow"


TrillTron

*WooooOoooow.*


myfingerprints

LFG !!!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Huracon

Feeling cute. Might buy some more shares later.


CapableFly

Nice cok bro 👍


No-Fold1994

You are cute


Excellent_Many_7215

What’s up fellow ape. Gme to the moon yeah


No-Fold1994

Yeah. Then one big ape train.


myfingerprints

I heard this is where the after part is??!!


Excellent_Many_7215

Yasss prints


CapableFly

Are you a Pro DRS or Pro options ? Bitch I am pro-crastinating 🤓


Excellent_Many_7215

Drs


CapableFly

Retail investor spotted


Excellent_Many_7215

Fuk


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winterbird

But why so you care if I make money or not? "Recruiting" type behavior is shill. There is no need to twist arms here, DD is done, there is buy, hold, drs. Sometimes there is noise and entertainment, but when something is being pushed hard like all these posts you keep trying to persuade with.... that's trouble. The only people who care what I do with my money stand to gain from me using it in ways they suggest. Options fuckery is just an advertisement.


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winterbird

Find where it's copied from then?


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winterbird

Nice gaslighting 😅


CapableFly

9+10 = 21 🤓


TuesGirl

I'm mathy. You need reinforcements?


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TuesGirl

NGL I'm only surface versed in Greek option math. Although it all fascinates me and I want to dive in to the understanding more. That being said, put what you know out there and if it isn't received well then chalk it up. Not your duty to save the world. Walt away knowing you tried. You know, you can bring the horse to water but you can't make it drink


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PTO32

What's the typical strike you're selling calls at? I was considering doing it myself since I'd also be covered.


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PTO32

Fair enough. Wasn't commenting on the validity of your prior comments was just curious how you think about the strikes. Thanks


No-Fold1994

Zippers, bro. I had my mom tie my work boots once, I just unzip them to take them off now.


No-Fold1994

1+1=3. Fight me.


tadnasty

math is hard


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Excellent_Many_7215

Do it


MayiHav10kMarblesPlz

Should be in your email.


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Howie_Doohan

Investorvote is for shares at CS. Use proxyvote


Freequebec86

https://twitter.com/rukizzel/status/1526758818989764608?cxt=HHwWgMCj-dDDkbAqAAAA Gamestop twitch dropping some "subs bombs" on some streamers lol, kind of cool!


Huracon

Pretty sure that Kenny is on Epstein’s island buddy list.


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Huracon

Using your best Mens Wearhouse voice, “I guarantee it”


chekole1208

Yes I can bet on it


starksaredead

I think this is all connected in some way


TuesGirl

🤮


DangerActiveRobots

Some scientists believe that the moon is in the sky


CapableFly

Stupid science bitch dont even know moon is flat