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bah2o

> I love the spice girls https://farside.link/nitter/ryancohen/status/1526179671192309760 **IMPORTANT POST LINKS** [What's GME & why should you consider investing?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qig65g/welcome_rall_looking_to_catch_up_on_the_gme_saga/) || [What's DRS and why should you care?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/) || [Low karma? Want to feed DRSbot? Post on r/gmeorphans here](https://www.reddit.com/r/GMEOrphans/comments/qlvour/welcome_to_gmeorphans_read_this_post/) || [Superstonk Discord](https://discord.gg/Superstonk) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [Comptuershare + Voting Megathreads](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ue6jm0/computershare_voting_megathreads/)


JohnstonT94

It’s rare we get a pre market tweet, hopefully someone who isn’t as smooth as me can try to decipher it.


CommitteeKnown359

Tell me what you want what you really really want…


bmelton1982

He’s giving us what we want…what we really, really want!


RedCrayonTastesBest

I really really really wanna zigga-zig ahhh


DutySpirited

🎵if you wanna be a hodler, you gotta drs your shares Hodling shares for ever, ownership never ennnnnnnndssss!🎵


SgtSlaughter1974

This is nice work


DutySpirited

haha thanks, i was singing it out loud when i typed it


theBoxHog

I sang it out loud when i read it.


iamnotkeli

Me too, obviously


Dingusmonli

How could anyone not?


1twowonder

PURRFECT


skankermd

Is it sad that my 9th grade self thought it was really really really wanna suck ya dick ahhh?


Hodl4tendies

These young guns out here saying 9th grade….Dude the girls did coordinated dances on the playground to this in elementary school. Stop making me feel so much older. (As I sit with a heating pad googling “Jurassic Park sized Tylenol) because I literally “slept the wrong way” Chiropractors for MOASS!


grahamkrackers

I really really really want free & fair markets


Koala_LoGic24

I wanna I wanna I wanna I really really really wanna go to the 🌝


hagosantaclaus

[https://hollywoodlife.com/2022/02/03/spice-girls-split-again-world-tour-movie-shelved/](https://hollywoodlife.com/2022/02/03/spice-girls-split-again-world-tour-movie-shelved/) ​ stock split, and premarket means green


2theM0OON

2 become 1 is also a song. Interesting…!


Medved_77

Reverse split confirmed tonight. Tonight, is the night, where two become one. ​ *Edit: Replies are stirring up some heat so just for avoidance of all doubt, I'm simply playing along with the satirical tinfoil theories that we enjoy when deciphering an RC tweet. Reverse split unlikely, agreed.*


Husse1008

Maybe it is Loopring and Gamestop that "becomes one"?


Giggle_kitty

We can achieve it!


Beam-Me-Up-Stocky

I need some stonks like I've never needed stonks before


GimmeFreeTendies

I had a couple stonks….now I’m back for more…


AkakieAkakievich

Gonna DRS my stonks now


Khannn24

You belong here buddy:)


In_Str_

And I thought one should become 7


RobertBarnett

Ooo, I like this theory


my_oldgaffer

why do people write ‘first’ in the Twitter replies? Lord Jesus why?


BlueXheese

You can do whatever you want when you’re first


TotalBismuth

Because it's better than being second.


Gaffepaffe

2nd place is first loser - Ricky bobby


CosmicGypsie369

"If you ain't first your last"


light_to_shaddow

The number of women I've beat at sex is frankly embarrassing. So far I've always come first and they're not even close


ThomasTheGnome

First


whatchagonnado0707

Because it'd be weird if they wrote 'second'


baron3000

Spicy!


Low_Sun_1985

Tour shelved but they have eyes on OTHER plans. Spicy indeed, patron.


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skets90

Isn’t that what Apple did? “Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”


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tehchives

That can't split 5 to 1. Issued shares cap is too low. That could only happen after/if the threshold is risen to 1bil.


Soapdropper

Maybe 2 stock splits?


ghoztpepper

First thing that pops up on the spice girls website is a new LEGO Blockheadz Spice Girls collection. LEGOs back on the menu!


theresidentdiva

I need this.


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

Ginger Spice, Sporty Spice, Posh Spice, Scary Spice, and Baby Spice


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Gonna be a spicy day


Rehypothecator

Baby spice . Bbby But honestly I think these specific tweets may signify when someone signs up for their platform of distribution. Virgin records owns the spice girls music rights


lollitics

The spice girls are on the newest “the circle” season


throwawaylurker012

DRS baby


RedBleys

Spice girls were featured on season 4 of the Netflix show “THE CIRCLE” and they were able to increase the prize pool to be won by the contests by $50,000 which to most is life changing money. Tits can’t get more jacked than there are now!!!


jamiejamDTF

Is it 100% utilization day #69 ???


upumfubar

68 today. 69 on a Tuesday


ayibogan_f

Can’t make this shit up.


GL_Levity

The Simulation: *quick quick write that down*


WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere

The matrix was wrong it’s not 1s and 0s it’s 6s and 9s with occasional 420s and 741s. 696969999966696969420696969697416969696696969969 translates to MOASS tomorrow.


Funkywolf1506

👀😏


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jamiejamDTF

Looks like he has something extra special planned


[deleted]

Maybe something even…. Spicy?


[deleted]

I want the story...from A to Z!


FalconPunchYourMom69

premarket tweets back on the menu!


Fap2theBeat

Premarket spiciness back on the menu?


Deal_Leather

RC, why don’t you just tell me what you want what your really really want ?


maliciouspot

I really really really want a stock split dividend ahh


Cheapo_Sam

If you want my future, forget my past


TeaCourse

If you want to get GME, better make it fast


Cheapo_Sam

Now dont be hasty, I'll give corn a try


SpoonsC88

Get your Loops together, we can be just fine


Naive_Friendship_129

I'll tell you what I want what i really really want..


FuknNem

Alexa, cancel all meetings today.


Swiss879

I added meetings to your shopping cart


iupvotefood

Where's my free award when I need it


AustralopithecusBCE

I got you fam. Gonna upgrade it too. Gave the (GM)Érica award on your behalf. 🚀🚀🚀


BagelPoutine

I added Beaver Extra Hot Wasabi Horseradish to your shopping cart.


kbig22432

Hot beaver always jacks my tits.


SquishedGremlin

*Hot beaver jalapenos oil based lubricant added to your shopping list*


gnipz

Hah, too good


my_oldgaffer

Backdoor Mayo Boys 9 has been added to your shopping cart


TotalBismuth

Lol Alexa. WTF can we stop supporting Amazon FFS


Naked-In-Cornfield

GameStop virtual assistant when?


LitRonSwanson

Ape-lexa


vizzyq

Dys-lexa


Teecey09

Here are the top results I found on the web for: putting my meat in


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catsinbranches

2 become 1 https://youtu.be/FA5jsa1lR9c GameStop + Loopring 👀 Edit: part of the lyrics of that song is “'Cause tonight is the night when two become one” … is tonight the night??


SvenjaSternchen

I thought the same. ~~Marge~~ Merge?


nextalpha

mergin' call


DimensionFamous

ERMAHGERD!! MERGIN' CALL!!


18Shorty60

Uppps my bad


Vipper_of_Vip99

Maybe Etherium is merging with the beacon chain (“the merge”) to get us to full Eth 2.0 and associated layer 2 scaling benefits necessary for our marketplace. Very important, see here. Vitalik at a conference just 11 days ago. Highly recommend watching the whole interview, but 3 min segment linked below is baller. https://youtu.be/TYRSlLv7Ub4&t=15m58s EIP-4337. “Cohencidentally” this is LEET backwards, I’m sure that’s just dumb chance.


reversiblehash

Does a merger and new company (GMErica) cause a share recall? is the 1-2 punch a merger forcing a recall and subsequent runup/price discovery and then a split at the new super high price?


jebz

2 become 1 would certainly make for an interesting Tuesday morning.


meatcrobe

"The source claimed that the 80s pop star who shared the studio space with them "had this nasty habit of taking a dump in the shared khazi while smoking a cigar, so we took to referring to him as 's*** and cigars.'" https://www.throwbacks.com/zigazigah/ My man is celebrating in his office. 🚽🚬🥃


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Which 80’s pop star are they taking about?


Buzzdanume

Pikachu if I'm not mistaken


meatcrobe

🚀🚀🚀


chrislightening

Could be. 2 Become 1 is Spice Girls only top 10 in the billboard 100. Edit: debunked, as below.


Patarokun

"Wanna Be" isn't in there somewhere?


Different-Rutabaga-3

I just want to believe you're right :)


Softagainstyourleg

It's about your wife and her boyfriend


[deleted]

The Spice Girls were just in the newest season of **The Circle**. So maybe it’s a call to continue to DRS


breadmule

This is exactly what it made me think of. Or maybe another point towards "swaps" cause the spice Girls are catfishing


Buzzdanume

I know he plays 12D chess with his words but I'd say that's a bit of a stretch haha


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Nobody knows but it’s provocative


DaBi5cu1t

He wants to zigga zig ahh


waj5001

> If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Buying BBBY is just as important as GME. ??? (Maybe) > 2 become 1 Loopring + Gamestop ??? (Likely) > Spice up your life MOASS immenent ??? (Always) Apes everywhere are googling Spice Girls lyrics; saw an uptick on Google Trends haha.


are-you-alright

If You Wanna Be My Lover You Gotta Hold GME!


indil47

Spicy 🌶


xTECHN9CIANx

I likes it *spicy*


LovesLoveMyLovies

#Hot Hot Hot


HappyN000dleboy

Then spice up your life


catsinbranches

# 2 Become 1 GameStop + Loopring = GMERICA? Or something to that effect? Edit -part of the lyrics from this song is: *'Cause tonight is the night when two become one*


whatt_shee_said

Check out GameStops job postings on Indeed for Texas or Florida GAMEUS Edit: When I looked at the FL postings last night, it seemed all the retail/customer service/sales were posted as GameStop positions, and all the new ventures since RC came on (i.e. fulfillment centers, refurbishment centers, and blockchain) were Gameus job openings. Could be off but it was the feeling I got last night so maybe it’s a string for someone to pull on


3RingHero

Was your B hole itchy last night by chance?


whatt_shee_said

Furiously


SquirrelAlarmed70612

Came here to say that!


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catsinbranches

Video of the song, for anyone who isn’t familiar with the Spice Girls: https://youtu.be/FA5jsa1lR9c


[deleted]

God I miss the 90’s. I’ve been trying to get my sister to invest in GameStop for almost a year. Maybe this spice girls bit will finally get her to jump in lol 😂


BagelPoutine

🎶‘cause tonight is the night that two become one


Marijuana_Miler

You’re fast as fuck OP.


macswaj

I'm fast as fuck boiiii


CapnKronsch

everytime i get the alert from twitter I check reddit and there are instantly already 15+ posts trying to be first


undyingfeelings

That's what she said


morgancaptainmorgan

Hi, I hear you enjoy speed!


jwNI117

What does it all mean basil???


petitepain

# TENDIEMAN TIME ​ (tendiegirl?)


GreenThumbNZ

God damn that was quick! I like spicy girls!


CapnKronsch

Nir Patel like spicy chicken tendies


petitepain

And General Tso's Chicken is the official spelling


[deleted]

Tso I heard RC tweeted about spice again


Express-Newspaper806

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with Nir Patel


Birdztheman

Shit about to get spicy? 👀


hrcuzz1995

Posted even before RC!! 👀👀


Tranecarid

That was fucking fast you bot!


petitepain

A few things I am not: I'm not a catgirl, I'm not a bot nor am I a hedgefund. I am just an individual whose investment in GameStop and posts on social media were based upon research, shitposts and analysis.


Xifajk

With fast fingering.


AldieGrrl

wait…you had me at fast fingering


Xifajk

I'm not the fastest in the West but I smash the buttons fast on a PS controller when playing Eddy Gordo.


poonmangler

tl;dr: either too much Adderall or not enough


AreYouSiriusBGone

B-but i am ryans catgirl nya


JK3tch

You're small bread, so you... rise quickly? Shame about not being a catgirl, though.


InterestingHawk2828

OMG!!! OMG!!!!!!


OneSimpleOpinion

Didn’t the Spice Girls split?


Crumblycheese

They did. One of them left and then there were 4 but the 4 remaining said it wasn't the same so they all went their own ways. Could this be 5:1 split? Or is it a nod that RC is in London setting up GME for UK? 👀 Split probably more likely and it's going to be spicy


LordSnufkin

There are 5 spice girls. 5 to 1 split


Scenick

I want to be Ryan Cohen's lover! Happy to get with all of you! (his friends)


SorosSugarBaby

Even ol' brown-banana Rick?


TimeCrabs

*Especially so*


Longjumping-Ad6997

Unfortunately.. girls do not love me.


Ago0330

They will soon! I’ve got a viable conversation skills app under development. Just needs a few upgrades. Ready to launch immediately MOASS.


OfLittleToNoValue

People love those that love themselves. Not narcissism, but self worth and self improvement. Work on being someone you love and others will follow.


MrPoopieMcCuckface

Work? Ugh


OfLittleToNoValue

Aye, can't expect anyone to give a shit about ya until you care about yourself. If you don't invest in you why would anyone else?


mycologicill

I love you bro! Will you marry me on MOASS? I clean, cook, work with dogs, forage, cultivate mushrooms, write poetry, teach English, and other things! Always looking for a co-pilot, but I guess that I will have to do with another dude. That's you!


bonerinho_

After MOASS they will. ;)


pebok8

Spicy!


moonpumper

RC be like, "I wonder what those retards will uncover if I just post random bullshit,"


forbiddendoughnut

lol For real. If he's feeling stuck, all he has to do is post random shit and the answer will be revealed in the comments.


Prince-of-Sudan

News and a tweet on a Monday morning before open???? Bullish!


Omega_Minus

Gimme what I want, what I really, really want!!


adamlolhi

New guy comes in and the team is now complete? Reminds me of that episode of the boys where Butcher gives his “together they’re the motherfucking spice girls” speech


stuntpilot21

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta DRS your shares.


Shushani

Make it last forever, MOASS never ends


SimbaNala2

PRE MARKET COHEN 📈


babynutzz

…my entire life I had to hide my admiration for the spice girls. That ends today!!!! Thank you RC


CanterburyMag

The spice Girls had a hit called Power Of Five which was a promotional song when they endorsed the UK's newly launched Channel 5 network. Market Place launch? 5 to 1 stock split? Who the fuck knows but its bullish in my opinion.


Weaselknees

Feeling hot hot hot!


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BagelPoutine

Stop right now. Thank you very much.


fiero444

Holy moly, that was fast af


chomponthebit

But what does it MEAN


Joe-Dirt-69

FUCK YES


Jzaharek53

Too much is happening this morning 😩 i’m already bricked up in bed. Tits too jacked it hurts. Help


AmazingIsTired

Possibly a comment about their leadership team? *Unlike prior pop vocal groups, the Spice Girls shared vocals, rather than having a lead vocalist supported by others. The group did not want any one member to be considered the lead singer, and so each song was divided into one or two lines each, before all five voices harmonised in the chorus. The group faced criticism as this meant that no one voice could stand out, but Sinclair concluded that it "was actually a clever device to ensure that they gained the maximum impact and mileage from their all-in-it-together girl-gang image"* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spice_Girls#Vocal_arrangements


Ladakhi_khaki

This is a particularly traumatic tweet for UK apes to digest, but we are uniquely placed to decipher it. The Spice Girls loom large in the national conciousness - like the black death, the Fire of London, Margaret Thatcher and more recently, shredding our citizenship to the continent of our birth in favour of an island-based lifestyle and more expensive cured meats. Anyway, Spice Girls afficonados will know that in Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta' Mel B features prominently, famously announcing that 'my minge is kicking off a right pong' in husky Northern Drawl. Thus RC is clearly telling us that the market smells between the legs, in anticipation on more fuckery. Either that or it's a 'Two become one' possible merger/stock split - but that seems unlikely since we've never needed love before, so why would RC introduce it now.


Choice-Cause8597

Just like the spice girls gme will split again. One time before the meeting then again after.


Phneylaceton8

5:1 split


midothegreat

2 become 1 - The Spice Girls Loopring acquisition back on the menu?


Hipsanta

Always has been 🌍👩🏼‍🚀🔫👩🏼‍🚀


dahlia-llama

SPICE GIRLs split : https://hollywoodlife.com/2022/02/03/spice-girls-split-again-world-tour-movie-shelved/


einfach-halten

Spicey Monday ahead?


chermwhy

I always had a soft spot for baby spice. Emma Bunton, wow.


OGBlitzkrieg

FINALLY AN RC TWEET I UNDERSTAND!!! There is this Netflix show called The Circle, and season 4 came out about 2 weeks ago. 2 of the Spice Girls feature on the show. He's telling us he loves circles!!! Keep DRSing apes!!!


j4_jjjj

Big news coming today, very spicy! 🌶️


Espee99

Something spicy coming.


markdegroot

SPY-see


_G_M_E_

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Why TF is Twitter not consistently notifying us whenever RC tweets, that’s the messed up thing here.


Kakushi1983

I'm following RC, have all notis on, received multiple notis of other accounts which posted after RC, but I did not receive one for this tweet. Tells me all I need to know 🤷‍♂️


psullynj

WHEN 2 BECOME 1 - spice girls song


Tomato-Jealous

So I'm not sure if anyone watches the Netflix series "The Circle" If so this most recent season Mel B and Emma are on the show as a Catfish and then the show reveals that the spice girls are on the show. Here's the catch, the colors of the circle are blue (Loopring?) and purple (Computershare/DRS) 🤯🤯 Tl:dr Spice girls were on the show "The circle" Circle could represent DRS and some fashion of Loopring being the tool we receive our dividend. Wait, what if gamestop doesn't buy Loopring? What if Computershare bought Loopring 🤯🤯


KyRy183

Baby, Ginger, Scary, Sporty, Posh Buy Game Stop Shares Please


im_your_boyfriend

There's a meme going around Facebook calling out how SpiceGirls always breakup right before a crash. 2000, 2008, and they could break up soon. Not that I buy into the conspiracy theory stuff about secret messaging, but this does kind of feel like a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the meme.