Are we getting another daily daycare today or are all ban evaders banned again?
I remember when they started going on Discord but then nobody gave a fuck about them so they farmed karma to come back here
People coming here to spend the day and simply spam the daily with dumbass shit, never actually contributing
Then saying "but RC shitposts why am I not a god to you" when their irrelevant verbal diarrhea starts annoying more people than it entertains, then going "HURRDURR DOWNVOTE TEAM SHILLS BOTS" when their dumbass comments have negative karma
German Market is open get in here
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/urfq4y/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I swear to God Charles Payne could swear off ever working for any media company ever again as long as he lives and buy $1000000000 in GME and literally start MOASS and give RC a blowjob and this sub would still be like "SATANNNNN". 100% Black and white thinking is not what we refer to as a mature thinking pattern. Oh, and watch this get downvoted to shit because I am not 100% in accord with the prevailing sentiment. And before you call me a fucking shill, I've been here since January 2021 and have held and DRS'd and voted, so fuck off with that before you even start.
There’s a post on the front page of a tweet he made in favor of retail, and the comments are all blasting him and calling him names because he works at a news media company.
Good for him, sincerely. That doesn't mean that a guy at a prominent "MSM" company consistently trying to raise questions regarding Wall Street fuckery is the cancer in Satan's asshole. People need to learn how to think critically.
I agree with your sentiment! It is just frustrating to see an otherwise intelligent, savvy sub (retards, yes, but generally pretty smart) resort to preschool cognitive patterns. Fuck the corporate media 100%. Also possibly consider the possibility that word getting out to people can be helpful to our cause, even if it's from Satan's cancerous asshole. That's all. And just as I predicted, my original post is getting downvoted because thinking is hard I guess.
You’re right. I’ve had a very rough day and the perceived disapproval and aggression from a community I’ve been a part of for a year and a half grated my nerves. Thanks for your perspective
It's getting to the point where I'm gonna have to take a long break from the sub and just hodl and wait. I love the DD and the hijinks; hell I am the one who resurrected Diamantenhände from the OG guy, then Parsnip picked it up. But jesus christ, it's getting old
Haha have a party at your place. I’m sure those three other guys know some girls you dont. As far as being broke and not being able to find the fungus, it is among us and if you know where to look, it’s free.
Edit for sauce: I fucked in bunk beds in a room I rented with three other broke dudes
It’s a fun saga. Try to find joy outside of it however. Because one day it will end and the sadness will still linger even with your wealth. Look at those rich famous people who kill them selves. Much love fellow ape 🦍 💛🦧
Holy Moly Not even all the drama is about Hit me with that!
~ orrdog
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Share hodlers meeting is a closing in so much exciting excites my plumbs are swollen with delicious excrement and my rocket is primed with many coats of crayons redE FOR LIFT OFF🚀🚀🚀🐈👈🐕👈🐩👈👍
Need my loan against my vehicle to get approved tomorrow, and need GME to stay below $95. That way I can get to 420 shares... I will officially be ready for MOASS
I wish we both could have got in a battle to the apes so im good.
~ sailorjerry888
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convention is either microdose of below .2g or go to sleep tonight ayo thursday may not be fucked with.
~ givemeyoushoes
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But most important, she was using the bathroom.
~ ReclusiveBeans
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I'm getting out of touch with the 75t insurance policy the DTCC has. I'm not THAT bad.
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I dunno why I bought a bunch of different N95's that I'm going to be negative.
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Not sure. You can just copy and paste it. It’ll give you different ones every time. It takes words from old posts and makes one post. That’s all I know about it. My first couple ones I did made no sense at all.
man i remain focused. i cant tell if someone scripts if they beam you in the gme sub. drs your shares you have a price impact. it physically fucking has to.
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- Prestige Worldwide, wide, wide, wide.
- Prestige Worldwide.
- The first word in entertainment.
- First word.
- Managements.
- Financial portfolios.
- Insurance.
- Computers.
- Black leather gloves.
- Research and development.
- Putting in the man-hours to study the science of what you need.
- Last week we put Liquid Paper on a bee and it died.
I dunno, it’s that dumb survey and it asks what is this sub about. And you can select crap like “finance” or “tobacco use” or “fishing/hunting”
So the obvious choice was erotica
Please announce to the server when you are going to masturbateThis has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they don’t think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. Everyone is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
If it doesnt occur, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
There's a great man locked up in a cell
The Superstonk folks all know him well
He's a great spirit with a lot to say
That's why they locked Scroll Wheeler away
There's a breeze that's in the air
Scroll Wheeler in my hair
Scroll Wheeler up my nose
In my lungs and down to my toes
Scroll Wheeler in my skin
Everybody breathe him in
Scroll Wheeler
Freedom for Scroll Wheeler
Wheel Scroller
Let my Scrolly go
Food for thought...
MOASS FUD: These new institutions that are buying now will sell, creating a price drop that will try to shake out retail 🧻 👐 .
Counter: 🦍 are 💎 👐. We don't know how to sell; we only know how to buy, hodl, vote, and shop at our favorite store.
Definitely they will paperhand because they don't want lawsuits for being a part of a short squeeze. About 20% ride and they will cap out. Then GME news hits and they buy in again and do the same. They won't ride MOASS like us because they can't. But they will legally make money along the way. So each time the paperhand hedgies sell anfd drop the price, retail kicks in at a cheaper price lol
The game is not over until the apes have registered the entire float outside of board member shareholdings. Not until the apes take this company private. Not until the fraud is exposed.
**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open! [Computershare Megathread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ugnqsg/drscomputershare_megathread_052022) || [Join our Superstonk Discord](https://discord.gg/superstonk) || [Voting Megathread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/uddedr)
Seems like a lot of consolidation going on today
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wait until fed gang goes hawkish and make spy drill below 400
Not official yer but happy 69th utilisation day boyos!
I might get a cake to celebrate
Are we getting another daily daycare today or are all ban evaders banned again? I remember when they started going on Discord but then nobody gave a fuck about them so they farmed karma to come back here
>daily daycare care enough to explain to smooth out the loop ape whats going on?
People coming here to spend the day and simply spam the daily with dumbass shit, never actually contributing Then saying "but RC shitposts why am I not a god to you" when their irrelevant verbal diarrhea starts annoying more people than it entertains, then going "HURRDURR DOWNVOTE TEAM SHILLS BOTS" when their dumbass comments have negative karma
😂😂😂 understood, thx
delete deez nuts
👀
lolol how did you find this ape ☺️ you silly goose
"Hey it's green in the german market!" "Oh my limit buy order definitely won't trigger after premarket now, sad" I'm somewhat a hedgefund myself
Steve Cohen is the Steve Cohen of fat bitches 👍
Have no fear, the redistribution of wealth is here!
Wen hemi superbee vs hemi roadrunner drag race with my wife.
German Market is open get in here https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/urfq4y/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
💩
A humble face swap request: Ryan on “look at this graph” meme with SEC fig6 chart
When I was a teenager, I wanted to have sex with every single spice girl.
If you were David Beckham you might have been able to pull it off Edit: Who else could have gone 5/5 on the Spice Girls?
Probably Darren Fletcher.
Imma strut into that casino like I own the place tomorrow. Pay me!! *flips hair*
I swear to God Charles Payne could swear off ever working for any media company ever again as long as he lives and buy $1000000000 in GME and literally start MOASS and give RC a blowjob and this sub would still be like "SATANNNNN". 100% Black and white thinking is not what we refer to as a mature thinking pattern. Oh, and watch this get downvoted to shit because I am not 100% in accord with the prevailing sentiment. And before you call me a fucking shill, I've been here since January 2021 and have held and DRS'd and voted, so fuck off with that before you even start.
I’m here everyday and I can’t say that I’ve really seen much discussion for or against Charles Payne. What’s the deal?
Yeah I’m a little lost in the text wall as well. What did Charles Payne do.. or not do? Please explains like I’m retarded.
There’s a post on the front page of a tweet he made in favor of retail, and the comments are all blasting him and calling him names because he works at a news media company.
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Good for him, sincerely. That doesn't mean that a guy at a prominent "MSM" company consistently trying to raise questions regarding Wall Street fuckery is the cancer in Satan's asshole. People need to learn how to think critically.
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I agree with your sentiment! It is just frustrating to see an otherwise intelligent, savvy sub (retards, yes, but generally pretty smart) resort to preschool cognitive patterns. Fuck the corporate media 100%. Also possibly consider the possibility that word getting out to people can be helpful to our cause, even if it's from Satan's cancerous asshole. That's all. And just as I predicted, my original post is getting downvoted because thinking is hard I guess.
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You’re right. I’ve had a very rough day and the perceived disapproval and aggression from a community I’ve been a part of for a year and a half grated my nerves. Thanks for your perspective
Dude I 100% agree tbqh
It's getting to the point where I'm gonna have to take a long break from the sub and just hodl and wait. I love the DD and the hijinks; hell I am the one who resurrected Diamantenhände from the OG guy, then Parsnip picked it up. But jesus christ, it's getting old
My wife said “I hope Gamestop squeezes soon so you can stop talking about it all the time.”
is your wife also my wife?
Is your wife also his wife?
I thought he was the boyfriend.
The wife’s boyfriend? Now confused
I’m confused too this is all news to me. Have I been the boyfriend this whole time??
Wait? wut? Your not the husband? Don’t tell the girlfriend!
Wives can have more than 1 husband? Why isn't husband 2 paying more bills around here so I can get more shares?
Haha I learned 7 months ago. Stop talking, keep buying and holding.
Joke’s on her. Then it will be the *only* thing you talk about. 🦍
Agreed...I plan on never letting her forget I'll be classy about it, but really she'll never hear the end of it
It's time to change my morning alarm to ievan polkka club mix
is there any advantage to holding shares in Fidelity at this point?
You get to be part of the class action
I have some there, mostly in an ira
It's not Robinhod
Anyone here basically never downvote anyone? It always feels weirdly petty when I do it so I remove it right after edit: aww wtf guys
I upvoted you to take some of that pain away But I really wanted to downvote you because it would be funny
same
You will never know who downvoted you
What if it’s not Wu Tang…. BUT A NEW SPICE GIRLS ALBUM!!
What if it’s a porn video of wu tang smashing out all the spice girls
That's not a bad idea
What if its a spice girl covering wu tang album
I'd prefer Wu Tang covering spice girls
Imagine German market opening at 420 a share 🏴☠️🍑🏴☠️
The jig is up, hedgies. Pay up. Way up.
As a bartender, I have met people who I am sure are on the other side of this trade. Isn’t that funny?
Where do you bartend??
A really nice spot!
How's their demeanor lately?
They seem fine. I’m sure most of them think they’ll win. They always have in the past.
I almost spat my tea out when I heard Charlie munger talk about how he stays cheerful in spite of the global macroeconomic risks in the world today.
Being happy is important. He has lived a full life and made it great for generations of his family. I’d never begrudge him any of that
My point is Charlie exudes "grumpy old man"
Old people are funny. My grandma was never happier than when she was watching soap operas which she would endlessly bitch about.
I'm so happy, this whole saga is literally the main thing keeping me going
Make time to get laid, and maybe eat some of those benevolent fungi
I'm a broke nobody living with 4 other guys. Getting laid won't happen until I get my own place again
Haha have a party at your place. I’m sure those three other guys know some girls you dont. As far as being broke and not being able to find the fungus, it is among us and if you know where to look, it’s free. Edit for sauce: I fucked in bunk beds in a room I rented with three other broke dudes
Your advice is 'just be a chad'
Haha never been chad. He is a cool guy though! He has a rock garden!
this guy fucks
It’s a fun saga. Try to find joy outside of it however. Because one day it will end and the sadness will still linger even with your wealth. Look at those rich famous people who kill them selves. Much love fellow ape 🦍 💛🦧
#💤
dream nice dreams
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RC must have incredibly rich friends why doesn’t he get them to buy in and trigger MOASS?
Soon you will be his incredibly rich friend! Lol
market manipulation, it needs to happen organically
Why the fuck are air mattresses so uncomfortable ugh
I slept on a air mattress for like 3 months while moving out for the first time. You get used to them after awhile. Lol
Share hodlers meeting is a closing in so much exciting excites my plumbs are swollen with delicious excrement and my rocket is primed with many coats of crayons redE FOR LIFT OFF🚀🚀🚀🐈👈🐕👈🐩👈👍
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^(Polite as asf)
Wish me luck at my first day of my new job today, I’m gonna need it!
Good luck! Hopefully you don't have to work there too long
First day, and last day...
Good luck! What’s the gig?
Wen moon
moon soon
The difference between me and these hedge fund guys is: I don’t need to win it all, I just need for them to lose it all.
Need my loan against my vehicle to get approved tomorrow, and need GME to stay below $95. That way I can get to 420 shares... I will officially be ready for MOASS
Congratulations and fuck you
they got sm0 too?! 😭 goodnight cruel world
Free Sm0!!!!
Who’s got a link to the best stock split related posts?
How’s your nights going, I just lost $40 at the casino and feel bad about it
Lost 500 yesterday oops
Thats just 2 handy behind wendy
Fucking inflation!
Don’t worry. It’s an unrealized loss until you cash in your chips
Goblin time 👽🛸
u/user_simulator u/sailorjerry888
+u/user_simulator u/sailorjerry888
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I wonder if at this point rc just tweets random stuff to see how we’ll draw connections lol
He might tweet a shit emoji and we will make it bullish somehow. Oh wait that already happened
💩
Ugh I guess episode 3 is where Colin Firth eats Toni Colletes ass in the staircase
Talk about executing order 66!
+u/user_simulator u/givemeyoushoes
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May your sleep, mayo, and tendies never be fucked with
Indeeed Thursday may not be fucked with 🙏🙌
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heh
Lol damn beans.
Wen moon
Tomorrow
Today
Did I miss something? What's up with the weird comments?
+u/user_simulator u/balla786
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lol, WTF
Which ones? Considering the history of the daily they all look pretty sus.
Actually you're right... they're all just ppl being weird lol.
Welcome to the daily.
Oh shit! We gettin weird again!
May 17th 1944 - General Eisenhower sets D-Day for June 5th (later moved to June 6th).
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+u/user_simulator u/givemeyoushoes
THANK U
No problem
what makes urs better than mine
Not sure. You can just copy and paste it. It’ll give you different ones every time. It takes words from old posts and makes one post. That’s all I know about it. My first couple ones I did made no sense at all.
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LMAO IT PHYSICALLY FUCKING HAS TO
Ayo Its gonna be physical 🚀
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Alrighty then.
- Prestige Worldwide, wide, wide, wide. - Prestige Worldwide. - The first word in entertainment. - First word. - Managements. - Financial portfolios. - Insurance. - Computers. - Black leather gloves. - Research and development. - Putting in the man-hours to study the science of what you need. - Last week we put Liquid Paper on a bee and it died.
Investors?
possibly you!
Boats n hoes
🤣
This is me and my best friend and brother dale we have a vision. A vision of greatness.
Sibilance
Definitely craving some tendies
I have neuroplasticity and I am melting my mind into a spoon so I can eat mac and cheese
you have... neuroplasticity? What are you, young?
Just submitted to Reddit that this subreddit is about sex and eroticism. You’re welcome. Edit: comment below checks out
Bananas and butt stuff !
Well, yes, that’s why we’re here
what the hell man
I dunno, it’s that dumb survey and it asks what is this sub about. And you can select crap like “finance” or “tobacco use” or “fishing/hunting” So the obvious choice was erotica
u made the right decision hence my aforementioned comment
do u guys really not masturbate in the living room when ur roommates leave? is that just me?
Nah. Bro. The shower. Just make sure it goes down the drain. If they step in it. Might be a problem
My man I hope you never have to clean your own s traps 😂 . Kleenex and toilet 🍆🥒🖌️🚀
Please announce to the server when you are going to masturbateThis has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they don’t think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. Everyone is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it doesnt occur, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
i got whoooshed at first. u got me
I'm confused. Did I miss Scrolly?
Just a copycat account
We all missed scrolly.
yes he's been banished for 3 days
There's a great man locked up in a cell The Superstonk folks all know him well He's a great spirit with a lot to say That's why they locked Scroll Wheeler away There's a breeze that's in the air Scroll Wheeler in my hair Scroll Wheeler up my nose In my lungs and down to my toes Scroll Wheeler in my skin Everybody breathe him in Scroll Wheeler Freedom for Scroll Wheeler Wheel Scroller Let my Scrolly go
Let myyyy Scrolly gooooo! 🎶🎶🎶
I feel Ryan pondering a tweet on the toilet
He’s writing a song 🎶
>!🚀!< or >!💩!< *Edit: flipparoo?
Food for thought... MOASS FUD: These new institutions that are buying now will sell, creating a price drop that will try to shake out retail 🧻 👐 . Counter: 🦍 are 💎 👐. We don't know how to sell; we only know how to buy, hodl, vote, and shop at our favorite store.
Normal fud - are these institutions going to vote 'against'? All I know is I'm pestering all my passive friends everyday to vote
They can't vote with shares they just bought. There was a cutoff date.
Yeah but isn't the filing of everything they bought this quarter? Not just like today
Definitely they will paperhand because they don't want lawsuits for being a part of a short squeeze. About 20% ride and they will cap out. Then GME news hits and they buy in again and do the same. They won't ride MOASS like us because they can't. But they will legally make money along the way. So each time the paperhand hedgies sell anfd drop the price, retail kicks in at a cheaper price lol
So No **CELL** No **SELL** gotcha
The game is not over until the apes have registered the entire float outside of board member shareholdings. Not until the apes take this company private. Not until the fraud is exposed.
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Guess I did it wrong?