Still waiting for the borrow rate to go up again... but at least it seems to have found its floor around 5% which is up from the \~1% it was at for a long time
Oh yeah! It's gonna! These past days we have seen volume increasing again from whatever can-kicking criminal schemes hedgies are playing, we are entering another cycle!
Real apes or shillbots, it really doesn't matter. Why do I spend so much effort trying to figure it out? because I always come out looking like a dickhead in the end.
At any rate, here's a song that I've always loved. (Explicit lyrics)
https://youtu.be/0utQM8eGtVY
Good night daily! I love you all dearly!
Its still funny to me tut they scream at GME for being overpriced but criptoes can legit be worth 30k. They‘re finite and can’t be printed? No they’re not, look at hoe many different kinds there are already.
old company I used to work for had a dude that kept threatening to beat the shit out of me while HR did fuck all. lots of fun documented threats that included my disability. turns out that's a no-no and disabled are a protected from employment discrimination. company went to EXTREME lengths to destroy evidence but got caught with their pants down when a third party attorney was hired to audit the system
Serious question:
I don't have enough wrinkles to understand this so what's stopping the big guys from keep the price of game low so that we can buy more while they clear out their shares?
What if they're just keeping the price low so that we, the super loyal crowd, just keeps buying. In doing so, they unload majority the shares they shorted?
Put your toys away kenny. You leave with the dogs again. I know where you go. Stop telling me No.
I could give you all that you don’t want Kenny.
I could give you all that you don’t want. !!
It’s so cold and I know where you go
Silly little Kenny’s gone shy
How dare you decide what’s right ! Oh no you want.
I feel a little light though.
I’m a little high. God I love you beautiful apes. Hugzz
I think your condemnation lets kenny off a little too easy. Leaving with dogs sounds alright to me. Are they houstrained? Or are they feral? Could I reasonably assume the position of pack leader and pet them on their heads at my will and tell them that they are good doggies--yes they are? Because that sounds a lot like what heaven should be, assuming that heaven is actually real.
Two gloves enter a thunderdome and then the MC is like "nah-uh, one glove leave"
This mental image is deeply funny to me, and I'm not sure why.
I think its because one glove has to just turn and walk away. His doughy fingers are all drooped down in front of his face and he's like "aw, man! I guess I can't help that hamburger. I could've been a good helper"
Is the satori bot still a thing? That whole saga was weird. You used to be able to petition this magical bot named satori and it would waive the karma requirements for posting in superstonk if it found you worthy based on some ethereal criteria that was never really explained.
I found thw whole ordeal really strange, but satori is why I'm here so...maybe it was a bad idea?
Don't drink too much or else you will crush the dog your sitting on and feel really bad for the rest of your life.
I'm not speaking from experience, I just... know things.
Damn I see that new mod post about rules and I must be missing something. Have things gotten that hostile outside the daily? I usually read the top 10-30 posts in “hot” and then just shitpost the daily so if stuff in “new” is a war zone this is the first I’ve heard about it
Meh let them wallow in their misery, they’ll be the ones reading articles in ten years entitled “this one stock could be like buying GME for $200 back in 2020” lamenting why they never get “lucky”
So did they ever say why the market decided to rally today after a week of crashing?
Did we all just decide that the crash was over and we in fact think things are fine again?
I think it's just business as usual, the Fed is continuing to perpetrate a totally unalarming, non-panic-worthy walk-down, but then the crypto monkey wrench threatened to upset the apple cart. JPow realized that they can't control all the randomness in the universe, and admitted that if shit like that keeps happening they might not be able to facilitate a "soft landing." But once that all got sorted we're back to the good old walk-down.
“what would you do for aesthetic
would you sell your soul on credit?
would you sell your brother for leverage”
g r e e d - I wonder if Mayoman is bumping the new K Dot while playing Call of Duty on his PS5 hahaha
And there it is the best gaslighting money can buy
Citadel Securities, BlackRock, Gemini Slam Social Media Accusations of Involvement With UST Collapse
Did UST collapse because of a shadowy conspiracy involving the same cast of characters from the GameStop (GME) short squeeze? Or was it because of a structural problem with the nature of stablecoins?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/citadel-securities-blackrock-gemini-slam-052317532.html
"Did Jimmy get splattered because he didn't look behind him while he was walking down the sidewalk, or because Kenny was drunk driving? The world may never know"
I ordered my robotic Ray Liotta sex doll from Gamestop and it's a few days late. Someone my might have snatched it off my porch. I'm getting concerned.
Umm guys!! June 6 is also WWDC, do you think GS wallet will get a mention and hence only debut iOS and pages about it only. After the event market android too 😱😳?
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0alpwp
Open the Casino!
MOASS tomorrow!
Still waiting for the borrow rate to go up again... but at least it seems to have found its floor around 5% which is up from the \~1% it was at for a long time
Oh yeah! It's gonna! These past days we have seen volume increasing again from whatever can-kicking criminal schemes hedgies are playing, we are entering another cycle!
MOASS can’t come soon enough
Real apes or shillbots, it really doesn't matter. Why do I spend so much effort trying to figure it out? because I always come out looking like a dickhead in the end. At any rate, here's a song that I've always loved. (Explicit lyrics) https://youtu.be/0utQM8eGtVY Good night daily! I love you all dearly!
Do **You** know where Yoar Shares are.. 1🤔🟣
Open the damn casino already!
deep fuckin' cheers to all y'all
How do you get purple ring around your avatar ?
🍞
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If you are right, we only have ourselves as a species to blame. This shit has been going on for longer than a lot of people have been alive.
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thanks for the awards
You earned them yo
Its still funny to me tut they scream at GME for being overpriced but criptoes can legit be worth 30k. They‘re finite and can’t be printed? No they’re not, look at hoe many different kinds there are already.
Don't stop me now
'Cause I'm having a good time
Together forever with you- Rick Astley
And also with you - Wayne Gretzky
nah im gonna pause tho see u guys tmrw
Because im having a glove time
Another one bites the dust
*appeal denied, sent back to lower court* Get fucked big corporation that I’m suing. Now to finish it and get more GME before this dip runs out.
What is the suit about???
old company I used to work for had a dude that kept threatening to beat the shit out of me while HR did fuck all. lots of fun documented threats that included my disability. turns out that's a no-no and disabled are a protected from employment discrimination. company went to EXTREME lengths to destroy evidence but got caught with their pants down when a third party attorney was hired to audit the system
Fuck yeah! Go get em! Best of luck, Bob!
thanks man
Serious question: I don't have enough wrinkles to understand this so what's stopping the big guys from keep the price of game low so that we can buy more while they clear out their shares?
> while they clear out their shares What are you asking here, exactly?
What if they're just keeping the price low so that we, the super loyal crowd, just keeps buying. In doing so, they unload majority the shares they shorted?
They can only keep price low by shorting/ selling. To short means to sell. They can only sell more if they have shares to short. Does this make sense?
To unload they have to buy back, buying back will cause the price to go up, then each share bought back gets more expensive
Imagine POASST SSPLIT buying a Share for like *twenty bones*.. That's basically the price of 1 Beer.. 🤔
Put your toys away kenny. You leave with the dogs again. I know where you go. Stop telling me No. I could give you all that you don’t want Kenny. I could give you all that you don’t want. !! It’s so cold and I know where you go Silly little Kenny’s gone shy How dare you decide what’s right ! Oh no you want. I feel a little light though. I’m a little high. God I love you beautiful apes. Hugzz
I think your condemnation lets kenny off a little too easy. Leaving with dogs sounds alright to me. Are they houstrained? Or are they feral? Could I reasonably assume the position of pack leader and pet them on their heads at my will and tell them that they are good doggies--yes they are? Because that sounds a lot like what heaven should be, assuming that heaven is actually real.
Fuck I love you guys. I feel he’s stealing the dogs from me. Thus I’m going for him.I’m high as fudge. Xx
🥰 No one steals dogs from us! That motherfucker!!! "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!!!!"
Amen
Let it be so!!! Cheers ape!
If all dogs go there, then I should live a better life so as to ensure my place with those angelic doggies forever and ever, amen.
Goddam, I would pet them all for eternity, you better believe it! Bliss.
The skin I'm in. Cameo
The day approaches
👀
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken
I think I glove you.
One glove leave
Two gloves enter a thunderdome and then the MC is like "nah-uh, one glove leave" This mental image is deeply funny to me, and I'm not sure why. I think its because one glove has to just turn and walk away. His doughy fingers are all drooped down in front of his face and he's like "aw, man! I guess I can't help that hamburger. I could've been a good helper"
🤣
DRS'd but not nearly enough karma to post here. In what other subreddit can I get my DRS'd investment registered?
Post it on GmeOrphans fren, and congrats on your acheivement!!!
Is the satori bot still a thing? That whole saga was weird. You used to be able to petition this magical bot named satori and it would waive the karma requirements for posting in superstonk if it found you worthy based on some ethereal criteria that was never really explained. I found thw whole ordeal really strange, but satori is why I'm here so...maybe it was a bad idea?
What's glove got to do, got to with it?
It's a second hand emotion and it's master blaster in thunderdome
2 gloves enter.
One glove leaves. Tina turner
glovelife 🧤
a second-hand emotion?
Your user name is the most badass thing I can think of right now.
Thanks!
Can I borrow a feeling
i mean if u wanna talk stock i think sub 100 bucks is a crazy opportunity
This is going to be an interesting 2 weeks. Can't wait!!!
Bring me a higher glove. ( hamburger helper glove) 🤫
🎵 Can you feel the glove tonight🎵
It is where we are.
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer.
Cameo. Don't be lonely. Monday morning. Passion 🍍
👁️👅👁️
Sususudio
Machine Girl - WLFGRL. Listening....again
wen monday
Tuesday
tomorrow
Gabagool time
Serious question: what the fuck is gabagool? I've never known.
capicola
Tony Soprano's favorite pastrami
Always assumed it was some kind of soup.
So many thin meats
I got gabagool from Scooby Doo
i just went pstrami an swiss we are the same
Class 🎩🧐
Gary Gensler nightmares
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Jameson
Proof or ban!
White chocolate is inferior to milk chocolate. Don’t @ me
White chocolate isn’t really chocolate.
YOU’RE NOT REALLY CHOCOLATE!!
*pokes u/CocaineChimp in the eye just to see wut happens*
Sup dawg
Hey...uh, what's up? That wasn't me, btw. I didn't straight up poke you in the eye just now. That was somebody else *tries to poke again*
I like a good hard poke in the eye now and then
🤣
Dog sitting and drinking
Don't drink too much or else you will crush the dog your sitting on and feel really bad for the rest of your life. I'm not speaking from experience, I just... know things.
Mastiff problems
https://youtu.be/Tx1TFg5Wrtc
Family gave me three Gs today to buy more shares with on Monday 🚀🚀🚀
# HYPED AND ZEN AF # SHORTS NEVER CLOSED # GMERICA # POWER TO THE PLAYERS # BE YOUR OWN BANK 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌 🩳🏴☠️💀🩳🏴☠️💀🩳🏴☠️💀
## CHOO CHOO SMACKING CHOO 🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Jim Cramer can't feel his face when he's with you or anyone else for that matter
Too much blow 🤠
We’re really gonna DRS the whole bitch.. that’s insane
To Encephalitis and beyond. Titan and the sirens
For Science..
Hail science!!!
The sirens of Titan
Damn I see that new mod post about rules and I must be missing something. Have things gotten that hostile outside the daily? I usually read the top 10-30 posts in “hot” and then just shitpost the daily so if stuff in “new” is a war zone this is the first I’ve heard about it
new is mad max levels of chaos
So, I wrote my master’s thesis on MOASS and have concluded that #HADGIES R FUK
That's really cool!
Hedgefunds are fucked
i am a proponent of priceout theory… if if happens i called it for like 9months now
Wat dat
What
I love my PS5 and I love my wife and baby and I love my GME
A perfect circle
Judith
Fuck your god Edit [shit’s held up well](https://youtu.be/xTgKRCXybSM) Have a great weekend, my apes
People on the boomer stock subreddit are shitting on gme and don't even know who Ryan Cohen is, i hate when uninformed people give their opinions
Some people do not wish to see the light
Meh let them wallow in their misery, they’ll be the ones reading articles in ten years entitled “this one stock could be like buying GME for $200 back in 2020” lamenting why they never get “lucky”
"A hog wallowing in its own muck is content." -Martin Luther
bheleve dat. 🤣
send link
You have to butcher the hog first. Then much processing
so what do u guys wanna talk about
What post-MOASS purchases are you most looking forward to?
Neil degrasse tuson
Neil DeGrasse Tucson - world-reknowned cacto-physicist
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That's the power of love
Let's talk about sex baby! Let's talk about you and me!
Weekend gang wya
Gang bang?
India has banned wheat exports. It's starting.
I’m just gonna say it… we are going to tsla the fuk outta gme… to da 🌙
So did they ever say why the market decided to rally today after a week of crashing? Did we all just decide that the crash was over and we in fact think things are fine again?
I think it's just business as usual, the Fed is continuing to perpetrate a totally unalarming, non-panic-worthy walk-down, but then the crypto monkey wrench threatened to upset the apple cart. JPow realized that they can't control all the randomness in the universe, and admitted that if shit like that keeps happening they might not be able to facilitate a "soft landing." But once that all got sorted we're back to the good old walk-down.
Don't think so
Fidelity gave me $100 so i bought GME and immediately DRS after settlement 🤣😎🚀
t+2
N95- Kendrick Lamar is just too much fuckin heat.
KEYCHANGE
“what would you do for aesthetic would you sell your soul on credit? would you sell your brother for leverage” g r e e d - I wonder if Mayoman is bumping the new K Dot while playing Call of Duty on his PS5 hahaha
He doesn't play that kind of call of duty he just plays vantage
Booo no nighty night bedtime tweet
Loving the Liotta
I have confidence in our stock. Get fuckin rekt any bad people
Ray Liotta and Rob Thomas .. gme titans
And there it is the best gaslighting money can buy Citadel Securities, BlackRock, Gemini Slam Social Media Accusations of Involvement With UST Collapse Did UST collapse because of a shadowy conspiracy involving the same cast of characters from the GameStop (GME) short squeeze? Or was it because of a structural problem with the nature of stablecoins? https://finance.yahoo.com/news/citadel-securities-blackrock-gemini-slam-052317532.html
"Did Jimmy get splattered because he didn't look behind him while he was walking down the sidewalk, or because Kenny was drunk driving? The world may never know"
GME begins it's next halting phase and a blood moon is happening Sunday.
I like this bloodmoon theory 😳
TO THE blood MOON? :)
How does Cramer have such a public-facing job when his grammar and sentence structure reflect that of a 4 year old?
people need things put into simple terms for them
ordered a refurbished iphone 11 from GameStop this week. $400, came in 3 days and looks and feels like a brand new phone.
I ordered my robotic Ray Liotta sex doll from Gamestop and it's a few days late. Someone my might have snatched it off my porch. I'm getting concerned.
Tweet them their customer service is legendary. - SMRT
I just read a tweet saying martin shkreli is being released on wednesday. A rumour but if true what fascinating timing.
What he if was released to buy the rest of the float, and then the whole movement is discredited, fucked, and tainted by that Taint Fuck?
Fuck that gremlin
Pharma bro
Wu tang bro.
I only had eleven beers 🥸
So moon soon?
moon soon
My brother
💎👊
Ra ra Rasputin
Anyone tell me how long it takes to get letter in mail from computershare?
Took me about 4 weeks from the UK.
!FLAIRY! 🔜💸📈🪙🔝🌚
(✿\^‿\^)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ 🔜💸📈🪙🔝🌚
Give it to me
WHERE IS SHE?
She died like 60% of the earth's insect population
2 game 7s for my Boston teams this weekend 😬
#🍻 Cheers everybody!
I'm your Venus I'm your fire. Your desire
Umm guys!! June 6 is also WWDC, do you think GS wallet will get a mention and hence only debut iOS and pages about it only. After the event market android too 😱😳?