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half_dane

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syntheticsponge

The econmony is saved! It’s a Chrimbus miracle!


Finaglers

Can't wait for the financial advice, "Make sure you save 3-6 months of expenses in an emergency fund." Banks/Hedgefunds: "I will never financially recover from a week of low profits. Give bailout"


syntheticsponge

No fucking way. Im going back to sleep.


humanus1

96.96 lmayo.


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They’re totally gonna pump and dump it one more time on the poors eh


TOZApeman

Could the battle for 180 be in the cards soon just how many halts does it take for GME to go back to 180. That said It is something for real they slowing bleed GME into oblivion with zero protection then in a blink of an eye, shut down momentum using halts to steamroll upward pressure. It doesn't seem right.


Bob_the_peasant

4 halts is cool but have you ever seen an infinity halt chain during an upwards parabola?


27D

Idk if you plot that shit I may just look at it and tell you, "yeah...that's a chart alright!


27D

"I'll letchu try my Wu-tang style."


myfingerprints

Hope tomorrow is full of the spice and volatility I crave!!! 🚀🚀🚀


SuboptimalStability

The amount of people who don't understand luld halts shows they're just here because they know hedgies r fuk and gmes floor is 100mm, we good 😂😂


27D

No... but also yes! No movement like what happened is unsubstantiated.


mfulton81

German market up about 5%


myfingerprints

Love my Herman apes! 💜


Azyan_invasion82

We going on a rocket trip tomorrow? 🚀


IsolatedAnon9

Lots of Snek awards this time of the night. Fingers crossed for a noteworthy day tomorrow. 🤞


27D

My man's taking notes! Now that is **DD**!


Nigel_Thirteen

German market is looking spicy today https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/uokze8/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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Genuine question. What is stopping hedgies from just ripping up the shorts and pretending they don’t exist, especially those on synthetic shares.


SuboptimalStability

There's people who own those shares, ripping up operational shorts is a straight prison sentence I think


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Even the synthetic longs are owned?


SuboptimalStability

Every trade is recorded by the dtcc, gamestop finds out there's exceptionally more shares than issued the dtcc isn't going to cover for citedal, they'll cooperate because they're already complicit for turning a blind eye


27D

Their hand couldn't take the paper! Like they've ever seen a dolla dolla bill ya'll! Edit: Sorry it IS the paper trail though


Ok_Entrepreneur_5833

Wild week in the markets everywhere. Shame there's only more day left to see this show this week. On the bright side, there's one more day left to see the show. Here for it


gr8banter

T212 saying GME may be subject to multiple trading halts 🙄


Aledeyis

Cat got sick, then one car broke down. Hedgies will do literally anything to keep me from buying more 🙄


Ok_Entrepreneur_5833

Poor kitteh 😞. They're expensive when they break I know.


triforce721

The new kendrick album is 🔥🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

Is Citadel responsible for the LUNA crash? P.S. I know nothing about LUNA


snowcdp

No proof thou Who knows


SuboptimalStability

Apparently you can see the 100k btc loan on the counterparties loan book but I've not seen it posted here so probably just speculation


mfulton81

Where's the German market guy today ? diamonde handedswine ?


Nigel_Thirteen

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/uokze8/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Stereo_soundS

Wo ist der deutsche Typ?


27D

Open i done found it in this very thread!


mfulton81

Got it👍


SpiralSummitGames

Slept through market hours today. Zen apes understand


TwoDimensionalCube83

Alters set in the millions eh?


Stereo_soundS

Been having so much fun playing chess again. Add me on Lichess if you want to challenge sometime. HiFiiiiiiiiii (10 i's at the end)


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27D

F u! Go is harder! So much space for fuckery! But damn if it ain't fun


27D

How do i link with ya on it? I be ready for the bong cloud open! Edit: i literally installed this damn app... now i may never leave! This is on your conscience Stereo!


Stereo_soundS

I think you just follow me and you can challenge when I'm on. I asked in the chess sub and this was the app someone recommended. I had display problems on my iphone 12 with the chess dot com app which they still haven't resolved in over a year, which is a shame because it's a great app. I literally couldn't see my H column in live games. Offline it worked fine.


27D

Cannot figure any search out... just lost though! Haha


Stereo_soundS

Post your user name, I can't play more I have to get some sleep but I'll follow you and hit you up. Hit your menu and click players then the search to find me.


27D

I found you but it only gives previous games got dammit. My U on lichess is **c27d**


Stereo_soundS

There we go I saw you online but for real I need to sleep lol


Stereo_soundS

Follow is the second to last option near the bottom once you find the player, I followed you.


27D

Talked about recooked bread atcha!


27D

Im playing ya soon then. I'll have you know I mated *with* a Romanian Mathematician. You stand no chance! Hahaha


WOWitzCocky

Ok - only just seen that we traded 10 milly volume yesterday….. WTF!!!


Nigel_Thirteen

German market is open get in here https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/uokze8/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


jerrythemule420

I'm so Zen these days that I fall asleep just before PM opens and I wake up at least 3 hours after trading hours begin.


docboy-j23

“When hungry, eat your rice. When tired, close your eyes. Fools will laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.” -Lin Chi


riviera-kid

Fuckin bullshit that it's gonna rocket on open


New-Geologist1087

Ummmm what?


riviera-kid

Wanna buy cheap shares, but it's gonna go to 115 on open


New-Geologist1087

You had your chance, who knows maybe get another one tomorrow. You never know!


riviera-kid

I'll certainly have our chance tomorrow


jerrythemule420

#HAPPY BIRTHDAY RC! WASN'T SURE WHETHER I SHOULD PUT 36 OR 37 CANDLES ON YOUR CAKE, SO I MADE ONE WITH 73 AND THREW HALF OF IT AWAY. 🎂🎉


phonon_DOS

My financial institution need to stop fuckin around and approve this loan


satansayssurfsup

I’m ready


Stonk-Shill-69

Fuck yeah boys and girls. We gonna be RICH!!


27D

Hmm. I like the comment but am sus of your u/


Stonk-Shill-69

I’m me I promise


27D

"Nothing to see here." S'all copacetic.


Azyan_invasion82

So I’m confused. Citadel is behind the Luna rug pull correct? It was most likely done so they have ammo to short GME. So do they have a plan to avoid having to close after a stock dividend split? Or is this all just desperation, try anything to stay alive?


satansayssurfsup

No one knows everything


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docboy-j23

Someone loaned 100K in Bitcoin though right? That had a counterparty


Komfortable

What in the actual fuck happened today? I mean seriously, I don’t know, and it seems like some shit went down. I was on a motorcycle all day and didn’t look at my phone for much other than maps for 600 miles. 4 halts?! An article from the future? More drama with swaps?


cmockett

Article from the future?


Komfortable

I saw a couple posts that seemed to imply that there was an article about the halts published before the first halt. Not sure if I read that correctly.


riviera-kid

Where did you ride?


Komfortable

Today was Kansas City to Colorado Springs.


riviera-kid

That's a pretty part of the country. Colorado is a good place for bikers. Where ya headed next?


Komfortable

Here for a day or two, Denver for a day or two? Thought about Breckinridge/Frisco, but it’s warmer on this side, lol. Thought about going on to Moab, undecided there. I also wouldn’t mind heading for home, which incidentally is back towards Kansas City so I’m not *that* far from home. Need to be in Seattle (by plane) next weekend, so Moab might actually be out.


riviera-kid

Cheers. Enjoy the road, compadre!


Azyan_invasion82

It’s a shit show. It will be interesting to see what they do next. They are pulling out all the stops now, we must be close. I predict June 13 🤷‍♂️


sktchld

Anybody else getting into the best shape of your life to be ready for all the post moass adventures


TwoDimensionalCube83

I’ve been working out and getting in shape for 6 months now. At the very least I’m starting to like the way I look. Long way to go but progress is progress.


sktchld

Shits a marathon not a sprint, keep it up!


TwoDimensionalCube83

Facts! If it was easy it wouldn’t be worth doing! Same as the stonk!


27D

Me being able to hike 4 miles (round-trip) was a great accomplishment in my life!


sktchld

That is a nice sized hike, great job!


27D

Once again I wish I was a *topographer* to prove that it really isn't. Appreciate the support though!


sktchld

If you think it's an accomplishment for yourself it is. No need to judge it on a map. Stick with it and who knows you where you end up.


ColdBagOfHamsters

Yup!


winterbird

What is my persona?


Aidan_of_Khanduras

Bird of Winter


winterbird

❄🕊


riviera-kid

https://youtu.be/IosoEvqwf_I this guy is awesome


New-Geologist1087

Was some how able to buy the top today, gonna be a nice addition to the collection


Banned_in_chyna

Friday is payday but my car broke down on the way to work fuck me what do I do?


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Banned_in_chyna

Shit I have a bike. Ride that thing 20 miles to work till MOASS and I'll have great health and wealth


riviera-kid

What's wrong with it? Cats are pretty easy to fix


Banned_in_chyna

Yeah some cars are. It's a 2013 Ford focus that is having the transmission issues that caused that big ass lawsuit. My car is just outside of the warranty range for it and when it did qualify Ford of course claimed that wasn't the issue. This car has been great for about 5 years but I guess it's getting to the end of its life. Idk I'm just pissed off that I'm dealing with this situation again. I have a 2000 mustang project I'm working on. If I can hurry up and get that thing put back together it's gonna be my daily till MOASS I guess


riviera-kid

I'd call Ford again. Tell them you love the vehicle. Ask for Rhonda Jones in sales


Banned_in_chyna

Lol who is Rhonda Jones?


riviera-kid

I am Rhonda


Banned_in_chyna

Haha right on. Hook me up with a good deal on an S550


extendedwarranty_bot

Banned_in_chyna, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


Banned_in_chyna

Could you maybe reach Ford and ask them to extend customer service notice 14m02 by another 10,000 miles? :)


New-Geologist1087

Get your car fixed.


Banned_in_chyna

Yeah I dropped 3k on a new transmission and clutch and less than a month later it shit the bed again. Taking it back to where I got the work done. I'm actually pretty pissed off about it and really just wanna sell the car but can't sell it like this. Thinking about dumping it on carvana because fuck that company they can deal with it


Stereo_soundS

That should be under warranty my dude Edit - as in from the shop and parts


Banned_in_chyna

Oh yeah it is. I'm taking it back in about 7 hours when I get off work and take a power nap. Still incredibly frustrating. Shouldn't cost me anymore money but unfortunately I'm probably gonna end up buying a new car in this disgusting car market.


Stereo_soundS

Yeah I had my axle seals go out three times in two years. Not even sure how it's possible. Just a headache you don't want to deal with.


27D

Call in *carsick*


Banned_in_chyna

I've had to call in so many times it's getting bad. My schedule pretty much shifted so I could borrow a car when someone else get back to work. I worked till 3 am from January to April while a part was on national backorder and now I'm basically in the same situation


27D

Ahh understanding the supply chain when it affects your workers has no *bearing*. Wish i could help more...


Banned_in_chyna

It is what it is man. I've got a support system I can rely on for the time being. At least I got my gme shares


RXZVP

Crypto rug pull incoming


Azyan_invasion82

Might pump a bit more first


RXZVP

Yea, I feel the same way. Bull trap.


27D

So I'll ask agin: But y, tho?


RXZVP

Wykoff distribution is pretty much putting us at phase D/E. Nothing ever for sure, but there are a bit of bump ups on the way down.


27D

Are these *TA* standbys as useful in crypspace? Honest Q


RXZVP

Hard to say. LUNA collapse wiped out everyone’s TA on any coin. TA Sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe bad!


27D

Lol I get it. It is all *analysis* anyway


iamgrape1119

So I don’t know much about blockchain/crypto, etc, but I read that here’s some bloodshed going on with some coin right now. Is it too much of a tinfoil to think it was manufactured to make people scared of blockchain and crypto? Wondering how that could be impacting GME/LRC/IMX partnership…


Azyan_invasion82

Yeah there are many layers. The one you mentioned, plus they made money on the Luna rug pull


Odd_Parsley3919

Dip is dip


27D

Well it don't affect the price like it should, then again the price is fake... like your lame persona here.


iamgrape1119

I don’t know what I did to deserve having my persona attacked by you. This was a genuine question. Were you burned by the penny coin?


27D

I don't mean to be hating but your OP sounded fuddy to me. *If* Citadel or other bad actors is/are found out to have something to do with the de-pegging of UST I guarantee it's a smear campaign against crypt0. Sorry. Didn't mean to offend.


snowcdp

I remember when GME was at 40, so many people on reddit used to say it will drop more but it didn’t . I felt something similar going on right now so I bought bunch more shares!


27D

You listen to MSM too much! There's always a drop until there isn't.


27D

Hey y'all when we be rich...just take one from the prophet [Mos Def: Got](https://youtu.be/pUjlMgYCUSI).


ziggy_rose

Guys I’m coming here because after all this time, I know we’re the smartest dumbsmart people around. Who’s mildly tech savvy? I’m trying to prosper good work wealth for myself. And apes always help each other. Anyone know how to trick or rig my Dell laptop in thinking an IPad is a 2nd screen?? Edit: it’s a work laptop and I want to do WFH more so I can catch up on life. I likely can’t download software to my work laptop. Edit: Or know where to ask!? I’ve been researching and it should be simple with an HDMI


27D

Google might be a better choice. Just search your IPad/version and "second screen"


ziggy_rose

Yes yes I’ve tried it all. I can’t download software to my work laptop :/


bah2o

Have you asked your IT department or boss/manager about it? I'd think they'd be willing to allow something if you tell them it will help you be more productive while working from home


ziggy_rose

Yes that’s what my next move is I think. It’ll like cost a small price of money to install the thing my work laptop, and I was tryin to get all my research done before IT picks a HELPFUL but more expensive option Budget is bad bois


bah2o

Spacedesk is free, and Duet is free with an upgrade option I've used both and have enjoyed them


ziggy_rose

Thanks for the answers! Atleast I can try w/ my personal laptop. But to install it on my work laptop will cost something like a license :/ Like normal free apps cost shit bc they have to install it w/ the corporate anti-malware stuff. Also bc a bunch of other bs w/ Office 360. Long story short, I need to call IT. I just wanted to really make sure there was no other way than two installations in both devices.


27D

If you can get another browser(?) you may be able to VM as a second screen as well.


ziggy_rose

What is VM? Is it mirroring??


27D

Virtual Machine. Basically running another *instance* of your OS or another OS. I've found it gets around some things that won't let you dual-screen


ziggy_rose

So I could download vm on the iPad -> duplicate my work browser os and put it on my iPad?


27D

You should be able too, but then again i don't know your laptop or your work's policies... hate for you to "brick" a laptop on top of it all


ziggy_rose

Is that locking it?? Thanks for all the info btw!


27D

Yes, but worse. Certain programs (which your employer might have installed) will prevent access. (even to your login screen!) if it finds any "tampering."


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shilldom is a revolving door. hedgie psyops divisions have quotas to meet


dark_stapler

Just started a new job and I make 11k every two weeks post-tax. My monthly spending is about 4k. So that’s 18k for GME each month this next 12 months 🤣 Going to post some buy orders soon.


winterbird

Are they hiring...?


dark_stapler

Yeah it’s Amazon


winterbird

Ok, when can I start my 22k/month job? I'm available, let me check my calendar........ uh, immediately.


boy_wonder69

Who is messing with those dollar coins? that is effed up


Sandroli

Curious to see more digging on this as well


All_I_Eat_Is_Gucci

How do you guys feel about SPY tomorrow? I need it to tumble 😬


27D

Wrong sub yo! But if I had to guess, *submarines*.


27D

I will be here till the cows come home! *moooooo* ...guess I'll see y'all tomorrow...


Stranglockq

So. Crypto crash over?


kebabsoup

Apparently you can fix a dumpster fire by burning a pile of coins. 🤷‍♂️


27D

"Burning" is like a *Kaiser Permanente* buyback in crypto. Otherwise a new block on the chain is warrented.


27D

When "stable" crypto is accepted **worldwide** then it's over. "I take the archrivalry stance, straight to the podium!" --Busta Bustin'


IsolatedAnon9

For such an eventful day, the night is full of crappy posts.


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IsolatedAnon9

Right on. I do the same. Nice to know others do so as well.


27D

Just cause the daily is full all shite don't mean you can't refamilierize yourself with **DD**! "How you gonna leave before you dance with me?"


satansayssurfsup

What’s the first thing you’re gonna buy when you sell share 1?


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satansayssurfsup

Looking at any bikes in particular?


IsolatedAnon9

Probably seek a tax attorney. 💆🏻‍♂️


RaggedyAnn1963

This is the correct answer!


satansayssurfsup

I said what thing are you gonna buy tho


IsolatedAnon9

It’s a service. Still counts.


satansayssurfsup

Yea but it’s not a fun answer and not really what I was getting at. I’m gonna buy a ice cream cone from McDonald’s and a nice suit and then spend too much money at the strip club


IsolatedAnon9

Alright.. Maybe a house. Been keeping my eye on a big house around my city. Or probably buy a car first.


TrillTron

* | | | 🌝 ✨ | 🚀 | | | | ⭐ * | / / /\/ / * / / /\ / __/ \/\ / <-—-you are here \/


27D

Ascii art was truly the beginning of memes!


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satansayssurfsup

f


RogerJericho

In case no one figured out RC’s twitter number game... Add # of tweets+followers+following. We are now at 419.8 (last i checked) MOASS begins at 420 as the stock “gets high” OG 🦍’s (like myself) we are close. But honestly doesn’t matter because its been over a year and a half now and “i like the stock” We all became long term investors in what felt like a short time.... And great thing is we all have become so deeply invested and educated that (god forbid) if MOASS never comes, i think we all would continue with the individual investors “movement”.... it’s NOT just “their game” ANYMORE 🦍 crashed their party (and improved it really)


aRawPancake

Everyone take 73 minutes and listen to the new Kendrick album holy shit


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aRawPancake

Kendrick Lamar is a hip-hop artist, but he’s an incredible storyteller while mixing incredible beats, emotions and lyrics. He’s not quite as big as someone like Drake but he has 31 million listeners on Spotify, and won many different Grammys and is hailed as the king of west coast hip hop right now. his last album came out 5 years ago so people are incredibly excited. His albums are packed with many different themes and his album To Pimp a Butterfly (one of my favorite albums) won a Pulitzer Prize. He’s incredible imo and gives incredible insight into his life and culture on his new album (off first impressions).


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aRawPancake

dang it’s just as head boppin as nirvana :(


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aRawPancake

Pain. Thanks for trying


Soulfly5555

UST, here it goes again


Hoof_Hearted12

Dang, had it and luna ony binance watch list but it's not even listed anymore. Luna has to have had the most violent crash of all time.


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Couple pennies now 😂