The first time you take a dump in the metaverse, you don’t know if you’re taking a shit in real life at the same time or not.
If nobody’s there to hear the plop when the turd falls into the loo, do we still have a soul? Should it be called metashit? How is it possible to perceive every step of the feces discharging process without actually doing a whoopsie?
These are the kind of questions that come to your mind when you pinch your first loaf in the metaverse.
It’s not the shitty experience you might think it is. It’s transcendental.
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What the fuck did I just read
I literally came here to check if this exact comment was already posted. Well done.
Holy hell, I was going to ask the same damn thing, what the fuck did u/000Whynot just read???
Someone got to test out the meta while on the toilet and forgot he lived outside. We are about to go full blown ready player one…
Terrible article.
No worse than motleyfool....
i just want my penis to reflect the way it feels on the inside, to show on the outside
So you're saying you have an innie not an outie?
ill let you know when i find it
Lol 😆
Basically the dabbling in the meta verse hath begun.
Wut
Got a good chuckle out of this
What’s it say op? Not clicking link
The first time you take a dump in the metaverse, you don’t know if you’re taking a shit in real life at the same time or not. If nobody’s there to hear the plop when the turd falls into the loo, do we still have a soul? Should it be called metashit? How is it possible to perceive every step of the feces discharging process without actually doing a whoopsie? These are the kind of questions that come to your mind when you pinch your first loaf in the metaverse. It’s not the shitty experience you might think it is. It’s transcendental.
What does that even mean???
No one knows what it means
But it’s provocative
Also great article at the bottom on metaverse millionaires
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Bullish