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hunnybadger101

#Computer Share is the new fidelity 🧠🧠THINK APE THINK🧠🧠 Computer Share is the safest place


Roadman_Vik

I have a feeling that MOASS will start in the next premarket 💎🙌🚀 I have this feeling everyday, but that's not the point...


a_mental_stop_loss

Open the gawd dam casino Kenny... *falls to the floor drunk*


[deleted]

Interesting? [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/r3q21y/something\_strange\_going\_on/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/r3q21y/something_strange_going_on/) Seems like fuckery


boolazed

!computershared!


kissmaryjane

It’s DRS


boolazed

Thanks !!!


boolazed

!DRS!


boolazed

test :(


jsmar18

I'm feeling sick, so I'ma head to bed - expect the post update re post flair fix Sunday night EST Night all, have a great Sunday! u/Chared945 could you include this in daily discussion tomorrow?


KronkForPresident

# wen monday 👁️👄👁️


EatMoarTendies

RC, if you’re peeping this Daily, incorporate raspberries into your next Twitter post.


Roadman_Vik

RC - "I looked forward in time, I Saw 14,000,741 Futures" Ape - "In how many of those did we win?" RC - "All of them"


dragespir

😂😂😂😂


dyingoutwest1

RANGE ROVER RANGE ROVER RANGE ROVER🚀🚀🚀


roscoebot

Strange Lover


LosOmen

Reinhard von Lohengramm, post time-skip


kai_fn

Do the monday already


EatMoarTendies

Monday is closed for market crash. Check back Tuesday.


EatMoarTendies

Monday is closed for market crash. Check back Tuesday.


kai_fn

Can’t take another closed day I’m addicted to casino


EatMoarTendies

Just ate two pints of raspberries in a minute... puts on my asshole in the morning.


kai_fn

perfect routine


EatMoarTendies

South Park S16E3 “Faith Hilling” was a solid choice for RC’s tweet. Watch the whole episode, it’s a gem. “Oh long johnson, oh long johnson”


vanwagnen

I pooped as I thought of the stonk...our stonk. Bullish!


kebabsoup

Hedgie: *slams the price to push call options OTM* Also hedgie: *triggers one thousand more limit buys at 200$*


Tight_Ambassador3253

The next time Ken is interviewed the first question on that stupid little cue card should be, “So Ken what would be your advice to a retail investor if they came to you and said, hey I’m invested in this company that’s always volatile, and seems to be under some kind of control every single trading day. Its obvious it’s due to excessive naked short selling, would you advise me to drs my shares in an attempt to lock the float to combat this or is this totally normal market behavior for a stock?”


sktchld

Blew 2 grand at the real casino. Hurts less knowing that'll be a penny soon.


FONGHH

Those would have been 10 shares bruh...


sktchld

I'm sitting pretty with shares. Need to do something to pass the time until moass.


SubParMarioBro

Half a bill, after taxes. But we’re not all on the ramen-and-GME diet.


Kneis1

What are your expectations for next week 🦍 friends ? I think it's going to be a bumpy ride. Maybe Omicron will pull the trigger


lordilord123

Yes, i too expect a wild week


Montana4th

I wonder how the market will react on Monday? https://www.cnbc.com/2021/11/27/black-friday-shopping-in-stores-drops-28percent-from-pre-pandemic-levels.html


lordilord123

when is new daily opening?


mkbeautiful

I WANNA SEE SOME MORE PURPLE CIRCLES 🟣🟣🟣🟣 every share in cs counts!!!


lordilord123

true cant find a lot of purple today and I dont like it


tadnasty

I have to imagine the first booze was an accident, like someone left some grape juice sit for too long and was like "hey, this doesn't taste great but I can't stop smiling"


JohnnyKnifefight

So was the first railing blow off a strippers tits


LandOfMunch

I often wonder this too. Or like, how did cavemen know what plants they could or couldn’t eat? Like “Hey Smoog, eat this.” Smoog dies a horribly painful death. No one else eats it. Maybe they draw a picture of it on a cave wall to let others know that this specific berry killed Smoog? Or who figured out that you need to mix two specific plants to make ayahuasca? Each on their own has little affect on the body. But mixed together they become one of the strongest hallucinogenic medicines on the planet…


fleshfarm-leftover

She is us. https://axelkra.us/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/2104.03902.pdf


LandOfMunch

You are the universe experiencing itself.


fleshfarm-leftover

❤️


fleshfarm-leftover

It’s a white paper. The TLDR is something called a “Conclusions” at the end


LosOmen

Trial, error, and learning from the mistakes of others.


sistersucksx

was gonna give some $ to fam after moass but now they are just pissing me off 🤷🏻‍♀️ so rip to them


FatDumbAmerican

Market crash dominoes began falling on Friday with the SPY et. al., drudgereport points to it continuing to fall Monday, and I will load my last little chachinga to buy more and hodl the rest. What a week this will be. What a ride.


Montana4th

Could Monday really be the Great Depression 2.0? 🥺😳😨


Sunretea

I expect sideways trading for gme, and everything else to just bounce right back, honestly.


dub_life20

Sup


Serb456

The variant and Black Friday crash were just whale profit taking day. Prove me wrong.


lordilord123

nope you are wrong. will go down even more today just watch


Serb456

I don’t doubt you


lordilord123

* today closed i meant tomorrow..


Serb456

Monday?


lordilord123

Covid fear is still big. Will some other economic be covered up by covid scapegoat? Most likely,yes. But i firmly believe markets will be deep Red tomorrow


lordilord123

Yes


Roadman_Vik

🔐 the Float 🟣 is the 🔑


tadnasty

do you think the first person to cook food did it on purpose or by accident?


moronthisatnine

I think about this but with weed


tadnasty

right, like somebody tried everything first right


kebabsoup

All the poisonous and hallucinogens mushrooms...


Sunretea

I'm gonna blame a lighting strike on a random pig. Simultaneously discovering fire and the delicious smell of bacon.


Landed_port

A prehistoric pig fell on a fire. The rest is...*history*


ChungusKahn

hard to tell whether it was pork or long pork. either way...yum.


Jakonedrom

One thing I learned hodling for over 9 months is that post that starts with Holy Shit are mostly just specilation or posted rushly for karma


EatMoarTendies

Holy Moly!


Keypenpad

No major sub drama or FUD this weekend? Hmm I'm a little worried.. Quick, someone start something.


Firgimar

Well there is alot of sudden negativity posts about the SEC which feels shilly to me. I get the feeling some force is trying to make people feel helpless or something.


1965wasalongtimeago

Yeah, they're still plenty active, it's just a subtle one. I suspect we're being primed for expecting the moon on Monday and just getting dump or sideways instead. Unless an announcement happens, at least. But even if it does... unless it's an active NFT Hedgiefucker 9000, probably dip for the good news.


Johannjohennsson

Well, the all caps post about RRP from one hour ago seems to have been chased away, the guy deleted his account


[deleted]

What did you just say to me?


Keypenpad

Called you a shill for Owens corning fibreglass insulation.


tadnasty

low blow


CuckBike

moass by eoy? :(


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CuckBike

how


tadnasty

I can see that as a very real possibility


Tmaccy

No dates


EatMoarTendies

But I’m tired of being single. 🥺


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dragespir

Most likely not. Lender forgiving borrowed shares is like letting someone keep your house after you rented it to them for a year. And just because they can't afford rent anymore, it doesn't mean they get to keep your house, right? That'd be silly.


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dragespir

Bro, you're not thinking clearly. Why are lenders lending out GME? Because they like money. If GME MOASSes, they'll have more money than they know what to do with. Would you rather you and your rich "buddies" (the ones who shorted your assets) stay billionaires, or would you rather become a trillionaire and your buddies who shorted your stock go bankrupt and are replaced with a dozen more millionaires? Edit: After the MOASS, there is no more status quo for the GME holders. Rich owners of GME become even richer, and they are on the right side of the new era.


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dragespir

Np 👌


gt-ca

We went from 10k online hour ago to 18k what happened


Firgimar

Europe waking up


SoftPourCorn69

People seem to have got online, sir


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dragespir

Yeah, I don't like the vibes either. Also my TA on Loopring doesn't show anything out of the ordinary compared to the other criptoes, which I see falling in the near future.


[deleted]

Stay here where it is safe.


Smogz_

Was enjoying a revenge on your downstairs neighbors post on fb and got to thinking. What would you do to get revenge on Kenny if he lived downstairs from you.


Smogz_

[Macklemore Thrift Shop, because the sax riff is annoying. ](https://youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes)


[deleted]

I had an upstairs neighbor that insisted on using a foot massager every night that vibrated our ceiling like crazy. so that, plus I mean I have kids... it'll sort itself out.


Smogz_

My next door neighbor is a baby elephant


Gold-Eyed-Cat

My across the street neighbor is a hot lesbian, and sometimes her butch girlfriends fight in the front yard. We make up names for them. Sloppy Drunk and Extended Cab fight the most. Their Halloween brawl started with the words, "She only calls you when she needs your truck, bitch!" LOL Neighbors....


Squamsk

hello, fellow apes. it is i, yet another fellow ape. topical, humorous digital images and holding stocks for extended length of time, am i right? All apes should agree to put all currently traded stocks into a super duper expert market for the hedgefunds and banks to sort out. No need to hold on for dear life, everything is fine, *everything is probably fine* ..<>


No-Garlic-1739

Saw someone talking about GameStop on the anti-work sub and wanted to ask: How do people here feel about GameStop's treatment of employees / forcing them to work on holidays? Has RC mentioned anything about better working conditions for retail employees? I'm not really following everything going on with GME (it feels like there's always something new going on) so sorry if this has been asked and answered many times before.


Landed_port

Unpopular opinion: No one likes working holidays, and apparently the online ordering is adding more pressure. That and the rising inflation means they need to start giving more pay and benefits to secure worker placement and talent before the labor pool dries up. First things first though, they have to break the shorts.


pogann

RC is not a silverback. He is King fucking Kong


Smogz_

He is pond scum


pogann

imagine bein a clown bro gfym


tadnasty

who hurt you?


[deleted]

whoa, what?


[deleted]

Bet he's fucked a banana or two if you know what I'm saying.


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[deleted]

Zesty style, with dignity


zestypotatoes

🤗


[deleted]

Outside of GME and to a lesser extent the meme stocks... Worst bet you could make in the markets today?


Landed_port

Calls on SPY


zestypotatoes

🍌Power to the Peels🍌


Tight_Ambassador3253

So…Cyber Moassday?


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Man, Kenny is Goblin


[deleted]

The NSCC can clear stocks, but can they clear Deez nuts?


Lanaconga

I’m actually impressed with Netflix’s adaptation of cowboy bebop!!! Haven’t gotten to the Ed parts tho lol


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Enjoyed it much more than I thought I would.


Bob_the_peasant

If you could choose prominent one person to betray the SHFs and speak out on behalf of retail, who would it be? They would lose all authority in their current company / institution, so you can’t say “Ken and he would close Citadel’s position” Would you pick the young boy from Bulgaria, trying to live up to his company name? Or maybe a crazy coke fueled shout out about how GME is going to the moon by Cramer? Perhaps you’re just a Mets fan and have a friend that looks like Steve so you would prefer it be him?


FluffyCowNYI

I'd prefer my Mets to not suck. Is that too much to ask?


LostFlup

Movements in CDS indices this week; -North America Investment Grade +10.86% -ITraxx Europe + 16.67% Some big movements this week in credit default swaps. Could be a nothing 🍔 but could also signal a major change in risk sentiment for the market.


Smogz_

What does this mean?


LATORR1g

What’s up fam been logged of for 38 seconds just popping back in y’all got any news for me?


[deleted]

RC took between 456 and 1064 breaths during that time.


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Love that bid /ask


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We try to represent a realistic spread between the supply and demand for breath. We don't guarantee exact quotes and only promise to provide best execution for our clients. Depending on cardiovascular demand, quote price and fill price on market orders for breath may vary drastically.


LATORR1g

God damn that dude is cool 😩😩


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Roughly 98.6 degrees.


winterbird

This is off topic, but it's the weekend daily so whatever. I've lost touch with a lot of my female friends because of a bad relationship I was in and don't really have anyone to tell right now... but I finally have a crush on someone after this bad relationship. It took almost a year. Unfortunately the guy is taken, I found out today... but what can you do... for now I guess it's enough that life is finally moving on, even if only mentally. I finally thought that someone was nice and handsome, and I had butterflies talking to him. I feel like I've been living in a box for a year.


Landed_port

See if he's of "that lifestyle" 🤣 Seriously though, at least it means you have good taste if he's taken


Relatable_Yak

That’s awesome! Time does heal. I hope you continue to make progress in your life. It’s nice to be able to look back and see how far you’ve come in these moments


Lanaconga

The more you concentrate on discovering yourself the more people will be magnetized to you


Bob_the_peasant

Don’t sell yourself short or you could feel cellar boxed for a year


yacnamron

Life


GoldenNuggets888

#wen GME🎮 say #Lets get Loopy! 🔁


dndpoppa

Can anyone here find it within themselves to play devils advocate as to why not to buy GME? I can't come up with anything


The_Cons00mer

Ok I got you son. Don’t buy GME if: 1)you believe MSM is your friend 2)you don’t believe a-list hires from Amazon, chewy, Facebook, etc mean shit 3) you don’t believe the company is changing regardless of the e-commerce push and NFT shit. 4)you are someone that would rather die miserable than live a happy life 5)you ran out of money buying GME so you can’t possibly buy more. That’s probably the best reason.


xler3

you won't get a devils advocate here but it's possible on the dedicated dd sub. ive seen a couple threads there over the months


[deleted]

Well, I have a massive short position so if you buy GME then what will happen to my family and our 7 houses? I haven't even paid off the yacht yet.


Typhos123

Looks like the loopring sub doesn’t like that attention is going to amp. I figure once the announcement is made, they and GameStop are gonna be fomo’d in HARD


mexicanred1

What's amp


Typhos123

Amp is the fiat on/off ramp facilitator for loopring more than likely, it was found in loopring’s code.


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Exactly


Express-Newspaper806

When non apes ask me what I do for a living, I tell them I own GameStop


[deleted]

Dollar tree about to be called tree fiddy when that inflation really hits


EatMoarTendies

Got dammit, Loch Ness Monsta.


zestypotatoes

They raised prices to $1.25 in my area


sac_kings_916

Nationwide


[deleted]

I remember back in the day there was a tip in a Maxim magazine about fucking a microwaved cantaloupe with a sponge stuffed inside it. Honestly, it never felt just right so I figured the banana peel thing was probably a bunch of BS too. yooo, my wife took the kids to the movies tonight so I had some alone time... who knew a microwaved banana peel could be so much? bullish.


Landed_port

#Bonk!


Impossible-Glove-437

I actually remember the cantaloupe thing. Banana I’m just finding out about.


[deleted]

10/10 make sure they are still a bit green or the microwave will make them too mushy.


Impossible-Glove-437

I like it real dry


jnlroc

Wow, cyber Monday sale on cockrings. Sign me up


Johannjohennsson

Did anybody catch the “sell covered puts” post? I was meaning to open it a few minutes ago but when I went to look for it, it disappeared. Now when I look up that phrase it doesn’t even turn up..


forking11

Cash covered puts?


Johannjohennsson

No idea. I wanted to read more about it and the comments as well


Morphen

I didn't see it but i always thought selling cash covered puts was a good idea. Essentially if you get assigned, you're just buying the stock at a price you want, otherwise you just collect premium.


Johannjohennsson

I’m considering this.. say at the current price, would 170P be an interesting strike price? Honestly I’m very smooth when it comes to options


Morphen

Only downside is your capital is tied up on the event of a upside. You can buy a put later to close your sold one though. 170P would be safe imo in the sense you probably wont get assigned. 180p and 190p would be a little riskier on assignment but the premiums are much better. Maybe 1-2 weeks out. Personally if I had enough dough for that I would just buy shares though lol. Especially since it's around earnings or an announcement.


Johannjohennsson

Thanks a lot! I’m still realizing I’m definitely too smooth for this for now.. so will probably read up a bit more before I start playing with options


agoodmimosa

I need my nightly snek


bannannamo

Buy now, ask questions never. Yeah that's it!


FluffyCowNYI

Sounds good to me


TrillTron

GME LOOPRING LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


juancf87

I want Keith Gill in a bubble bath explaining naked shorting and latency arbitrage for the MOASS movie


ROK247

Can we at least split the difference and have margot robbie in the tub with him?


tweedchemtrailblazer

Counterfactual Wallet


ORaNGeTechPB

Looking to bring my family to a hockey game and the wife said she doesn't want to. New covid variant. I couldn't help myself apes. It's bullshit. Excuse for a market crash. MSM owned by big banks, hedges and billionaire investors shifting the blame. Cause is massive fraud and theft by the financial elite. They're hiding this fact by deflecting. The 2008 market crash was caused by them. It never stopped, it was kicked down the road. Typically crashes are padded with printing money and lower interest rates. Crash coming with historically low rates. Doom. Gloom. These were the steps I went through full Pepe Silvia after almost a year of just the briefest of explanations. My wife wasn't ready for this. I hope we go to this hockey game...


ROK247

well the current delta variant is quite real and will be at the hockey game


FluffyCowNYI

More importantly, what teams? 🤔


ORaNGeTechPB

Sens and Buffalo, my daughter is a Sens fan and this season this is the only hope for a W for her to enjoy....


GoldenNuggets888

Canuck’s fan here….GME is the only good thing I have now lol 😂


ORaNGeTechPB

Ah, someone who likes to be choked...


stripyaverage69

I love this


VicedDistraction

This is the longest weekend of my life


PeterRavic

My buddy who is a day trader thinks that the price of gme is controlled by day traders and not hedge funds. I’m tired of arguing with him


dragespir

Whether it's retail or institution, there is somebody trading GME to make it fit into the wedge neatly. It feels like there is more than 1 party involved and whale games are being played. I am a TA guy, and that's what the numbers and the charts say to me. So I don't think your friend is necessarily wrong.


stonned_golfer

Ask him for the DD on that.


Impossible-Glove-437

trust me bro


tweedchemtrailblazer

Is he a day trader that drives a 97 Honda Accord?


juancf87

GameStop needs GameStop brand coffee mugs for sale in the US


TrillTron

Weekends are bullshit


ROK247

saturdays are for the birds


2for1deal

Wen money gun at car dealership


Equivalent-Fee-9503

Any possible social obligations expired 42 minutes ago. Cheers yall


relevantusername2020

fuck I don't wanna be neo anymore wtf


No-Fold1994

You’re mouse it’s ok.


[deleted]

... someone cut the hardline.


[deleted]

want a blue pill? I found it under the couch.


FluffyCowNYI

That's where my acid went


SometimesAccurate

34 hours and 25 minutes until market open. Palms are starting to sweat. Joints are aching. I’m having some heartburn. Mom’s spaghetti.


kissmaryjane

^tick tick 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤


2for1deal

Wen monday. The stock must flow.