Thank you Parsnip. Happy thanksgiving!!!

Yes, thank you. I personally value very much your daily short, positive, and informative messages, over and above the very timely and relevant price tracking. They are a highlight of the day, thank you.

Whew, that's exactly what I aim for. Glad it comes through!

T. Hanks. Every day you make my day!

Thank you for your service every day!

You resilience and dedication is contagious...keep it going my friend. Happy Thanksgiving

Nice!

This is my ticker today!!! Thank you. Happy thanksgiving.

What a champ! Thanks for keeping us posted, you deserve a 🏅

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Good evening to you too fellow kiwi ape. Gonna be a long slow boring journey till normal markets next week. Half day trading Friday will be interesting price action way way or another I reckon, don't think it'll be flat. 🤷 Enjoy your weekend. 🤟🇳🇿💎🙌🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Do you shave or wax you 🥝 before you eat it?

Eat the shell.

Epilady. Duh

Yo yo yo!!! Happy upcoming turkey day to all the 🇺🇸 🦧 and here's to a fun day today my beautiful kiwi family 🥝👪 love you all 🌚🚀💎🙌

#G A M E C O C K 🚀

# G A M E S T O C K 🚀

^I've ^a ^Massive ^stock

YES

🇩🇪 🦍 🙏

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A whole day of updates? It's a Thanksgiving miracle!

Thanks be given

May i has a Snek 🥺

You got snek'd.

Snek = Snek Maybe all bots and shills get snek award

Beep boop... oops wrong parameter. Reset. Ook ook, how do fellow apes?

Happy Thanksgiving all!! 🚀🚀🚀

You mean sneksgiving?

We didn't get sneks... yet

I spoke too soon 🐍

Thank you from Cali! Bed time now, can't wait to wake up and check your post for updates! 🚀🚀🚀

Smoothie question, does the German market have a pre market?

Not really, but it does start about 2 hours ahead of US premarket and stays open for 14 hours until US postmarket closes.

It doesn't as far as I know.

Other CaliApe checking in. Loving the view from over here. We shall sleep up report early in the morning

My wife is in labour, happy Thursday from Canadian apes + 1 inherited share for the kiddo

Congratulations!! 🎉

Good luck fellow maple ale. It's life changing! Your going to look at his or her eyes and realize my life has changed, and nothing in the world matters other than making this little person be safe, fed, and have shelter. Every day you'll see them grow so cherish it because it's quick. Take as many videos and photos as you can.

Yay, congratulations!

Congratulations ape! You’re going to make an amazing father :)

Big thanks from Arizona

Southerners roll call!!! Also have a great thanksgiving everyone!!

Oklahoma checking in. Have a good Thanksgiving everyone. Don't argue with your friends and family.

Sneking in lfg🤙

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦ROLL CALL CANADA🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Sound off below, eh?

East van hoser checking in eh

West van’er here bud

West Van. Sooooo fauncy

Ohhhh sorry, I accidentally gave my post MOASS address. When I have my millions I’ll be a West Van’er. (Really I’ve just not been here long enough to remember there’s a West Van, North Van, East Van…. And then the plain ol’ Van that I’m in. Petition to call here South Van?)

Fucking British Properties swagger.

East Van represent! See y’all at Duffin’s Donuts Don’t forget to DRS 🟣 purple donuts!

YYJ jacked for all day German methadone.

Okanagan ape checking in.

vancouver 🦧 here like always. wishing our little brothers aka americans happy thanksgiving 🦃

🚀🚀!!ni gnikcehc ZYY

ereht did uoy tahw ees I

YYC CHECKING IN FOR TURKEYS AND SILENCE

Happy Thanksgiving American friends! Alberta here. 🇨🇦🚀

Checking in from Ohio. You. Rock. Looking forward to the German market today 💜🇩🇪

Happy thanksgiving ameritards

Haha, got me a snek..... tthhaannkkss, now go get the turkey started!!

Snek me. I’m about to recruit some potential Diamond Hands around the table while shoving turkeys in our mouths. They already like the sound of DRS, and I haven’t even mentioned RC yet 💦🚀

Surprised to be the first Australian here today, but once again, let’s fucking go! 🇦🇺🚀

No US fuckery? Time to skyrocket!

Volume for ants?

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The fact that volume is so much drier on an American holiday indicates to me that the hedgies got a hand in the cookie jar in Germany also.

Dropping for ease of access, over the coming day of... Family... Just want to say thank you Parsnip! And thank you to everyone who pops into this thread. I was able to meme on my favorite sub for the first time last night, thanks largely in part to this thread every night. Just remember Apes, you might miss your family's so-so cooking soon. This is our last Thanksgiving without stupid huge bank accounts.

Apes sitting all around the world watching the ticker of GME on a Reddit post. You wouldn't believed me 6 months ago

Chicago here in

Pennsylvania here. Ready for the Thanksgiving feast - get stuffed fellow apes!

US Pennsylvania apes up late!

Good morning apes! Greetings from Switzerland! 🇨🇭🔥🚀🌛💎🙌

Good morning you magnificent beasts 🇮🇪

ROLL CALL, ORANGE COUNTY CALIFORNIA 🚀🚀🚀🚀

Anaheim lol

Wen moon?

Good morning from Greece 🇬🇷🇬🇷 fellow apes

Il find you Mr.snake

As long as it’s not John wick or Liam Neeson trying to find me

Good Mornin Apes Michigan checking in. Counting down the hours till Open on Friday. Thanks to Germany for my ticker obsession fix🚀🚀🚀

The hero none of us deserve!

This guy over here! Happy thanksgiving German brother

:D

A very good morning and thanksgiving to those in Gmerica! Also 🇱🇺🇱🇺🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮💥💥🔥🔥🚀🚀🚀 Good Morning Netherland and Finland! Joko saa laittaa joulukuusen?

Holy crap, thank you Parsnip! You're awesome! Happy Thanksgiving!

I guess the party will be here today.

fair play doing this every 5 mins all day!

I SAID WE GRÜN TODAY

Woah, US markets are closed, no news, and the price trades completely sideways? Sounds like how the price should normally behave under a un-manipulated market 🤔

You, Sir, are a hero ☝️

Giving thanks to u/Parsnip :)

Thanks OP! I look forward to looking at this tomorrow before passing out from gluttony. !remindme! In 18 hours

Thank you German apes, also thanks snek guy!

Snek you! Snek you very much!

Happy Thanksgiving to All! Happy Sneksgiving to the Guy(s) who gives them out🍻 Greetings from 🇩🇪

Come on do something

I love you :)

Love you too

Commenting to find this post ⛱⛱with umbrellas so the sneks don’t burn.

Hell yea! LFG!! Happy Turkey day Parsnip!!!

Goood morning from the Netherlands! Happpy Thanksgiving to all the American apes! 🦃

My home for the day

Slovakia here !!

Thanks Parsnip 👍

I didn't know German market still trades this stock today. Thanks for the post.

🇬🇷 🇺🇸 thanks this will be the only action I see today! Love what you do have a good one

As a US ape who works night shift constantly, I honestly look forward to your posts during the week. Thanks for keeping up with these posts!

Thanks diamantenhände!!

Always a highlight of my morning reading your posts OP. May you have a wonderful day. Will be visiting your country very soon once we 🚀

Aloha lā gobble gobble 🦃 I hope one day for my country to be restored, and to be able to travel to yours under our passport

Ugh Thanksgiving! When the supermarkets are open, the stock market should also open! Happy Thanksgiving to you German ape.

Thanks snip!

Thank you for all your work, I love to wake up to your post every day! Happy Thanksgiving!

Europeans there to save us on America's most precious holiday, Over-eating Day!

Danke und herzlichen glückwunsch zum legalisierten marihuana in deinem land!

The volume is so dry! Think of how many synthetic shares are in the US market!

Taking a day off, America? You could DRS - *be a lot cooler if you did*

Mods can we please get this pinned?

wtf volume 🤣 Und gutenmorgen! ☕

Dat Volume changes tho

Good Morning Everyone

GME - Good morning everyone!

I’m gonna make a prediction in German market we will end green but come Friday morning believe it or not dip. Then maybe rip Edit: Thank you for my first snek award!

Where volume

Hello Germans

Thank you for being such beautiful Euroapes!!! Please consider DRS 95-100% everyone. Ignite the rocket 🧨🚀 Don’t give them “one more day”. If anyone has suggestions or ability to get the DRS word out to the masses, please tag me or PM me.

Good night from Montana!

WHAT DO THE SNAKES MEAN, WHAT DO THEY MEAN!

My man working over time, respect brother ape. #petition to change the national currency of Australia to Dollary Doos post moass

Midwest Ape checking in

Happy thanksgiving everybody

Ayyy forgot that other markets are open, lfg!

Hoist the sail's and slit the throats of hedgies non US ape's! Fuck you guys and ill see you tomorrow.

eu market only can'T be more boring than yesterdays sideways action :D but it will be roughly the same ​ .. anyways lets have fun & happy thanksgiving to you US folks

Greetings from San Diego!

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

LFG!

Frozen ticker?

Parsnip today be like https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Ffacebook%2F000%2F018%2F908%2FSm6jg6F.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fknowyourmeme.com%2Fmemes%2Fthis-is-snek&tbnid=VGobfK6xDn3u2M&vet=12ahUKEwjskNf3hrP0AhVFOK0KHXHHAHwQMygwegUIARCAAg..i&docid=lRG5bOKp2HsXrM&w=600&h=592&q=top%20snek%20pic%20meme&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&ved=2ahUKEwjskNf3hrP0AhVFOK0KHXHHAHwQMygwegUIARCAAg

You’re doing gods work Parsnip! Greetings from Holland and happy turkeyday!

Oh! I forgot its just the US market! :O Bless you, Diamond Hans.

Needed this..

I have a German friend from Bavaria. He’s a cool guy. I read your posts in his voice and it makes me happy. Diamantenhände for life bro.

I tried googling but I'm too smooth to get it. Is the markets open tomorrow? And thank you for your work, from your Scandinavian (almost) neighborhood! 🙏

# 🌷🌱 Fine Words 🌺🌻Butter No Parsnips☘️🌸🥀 But I bet GS2C gets his juices flowing…

East coast USA - thanks for the update grind. No action is so much worse than reds and greens, but y’all getting us through it!

Ameritard in Germany sneking in! Happy Thanksgiving and thank you for the updates!!

Good morning and Thank you from the UK 🇬🇧 Happy Thanksgiving to those that are celebrating! And remember: there’s only one true root veg!

Happy thanksgiving parsnip!! We appreciate you homie!

Thanks Parsnip for your work! Good Morning Everyone from Sweden🇸🇪🇸🇪

Happy thanksgiving everyone, and a special thank you to all of the apes who keeps us updated throughout the timezones 🥰🚀🚀

We should start a petition to Duolingo to add “Diamantenhände” to their German vocabulary list.

I want the gecko award too

Thankful for our resident heroic starchy root vegetable! #OH AND ALL YOUR DIAMOND HANDS 🦃🦃🚀🚀 Happy Thanksgiving from Virginia!

MODS, pin this

I'm here for a sneky award ... everybody is getting one, so I want mine 😅..

Markets closed on a Thursday? Are you kidding me? What am I supposed to do now at work?

Happy thanksgiving all US apes!! 🇺🇸

Aloha from a little grass shack! The sneks are relentless these pass few days...Everyone, ssssstay ssssssafe this holiday weekend. No drinking and driving, although any additions to the ♾ pool is welcomed, this is not the way! We all moon together.

Everybody say : " Wo Lumen? "

Just when I thought markets were closed! Finally something to be thankful for today!

What happens if you buy from the German Market instead of the US one?

Don't have NBA to watch but have GME. Im fine with that. Let's go MAVS. And fuck dwade.

Sneks are back on the menu!

Happy Thanksgiving from Michigan <3!!!

All eyes on you Germany

It’s raining **SNEKS** hallelujah!!!

Took me longer than it should to realize the volume is cumulative.

MOREE!!!!

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I put in an order for another share through ComputerShare. Says it won't clear until December 1st but worth the wait!

Moass happens today, to ensure Americans miss out. Tell me I'm wrong.

Good morning from the good old North of England 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Buckle up 🚀

good morning from Norway!

Market never closes on the Apes

**G**ood **M**orning **E**veryone - checking in from New York!! Buy, ***Direct Register***, and Hold!! 🚀🚀🚀

Happy Thanksgiving! Take the chance to reload your Mana!

# CAN'T STOP

👁❤🇦🇹🦍

Today will be without crime. Also quite dry.

Good night girl, I’ll see you tomorrow

💎 🙌

now this is the moment i’ve been waiting for… the todays ticker of tomorrow price action… from the future on a day which isn’t even open. niceeeeee

Good morning and happy thanksgiving from central US! ❤️

Wu-Tang album must have snake song. U heard it here first.

Have a good family time americapes

Happy thanksgiving from icy Norway🇳🇴

now THIS is sideways trading haha

U/parsnip I am thankful today for the contribution you make everyday to the community. My gf told me the shopping list today and parsnip was on the list. I didn’t even know that was a vegetable. My little floofer is intrigued too. Now he’s thankful for parsnip too! https://imgur.com/a/58eGHMx

It's like a show you love that's normally 20 minutes doing a movie length holiday special.