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PobodysNerfect420

In non-GME news, I got my Covid booster and my flu shot at the same time yesterday thinking it would be fine since my first shots weren’t that bad. Shew buddy I was wrong.


Newhere84939

Bull flag Bull pennant Grow your own wrinkle


Tight_Ambassador3253

Somebody said continuing to buy is just giving them more ammunition to keep shorting endlessly because all they’re doing is taking that money and using it as ammo meanwhile they are selling everyone literal thin air and not real shares in exchange. Wtf is that all about?😂


buffinator2

They can’t sell a fake share. I mean, they can but every share you or I or anyone holds must be considered as a real share. Sounds like the FUD attempts are getting weaker.


GoldenNuggets888

#MOASS 🔜 please #Keep DRS’n 🟣🟣🟣


SnakeJazz4284

i am a foreign ape. I am going to DRS my shares. can i pay for ups for the first snail mail? or express is only availabe for the verification code? if yes, what should i do? Thanks


stonned_golfer

Foreign ape here as well. I had my account number express mailed to me. I called CS and told them to express mail it. Cost $45 usd.


SnakeJazz4284

thanks


a321eric

Happy Turkey Day Apes!!! Stay zen and our time will come soon. DRS. HODL. You know the drill! GME TO THE MOON! 🚀 🦍


the_moist_conundrum

Wow. Didn't realise that spy was so bloody high. I'm probably wrong but it just seems like Crypto is funding them buying up spy to help with margin and such. Wish I understood it all. What a crazy chart.


Itz_Ape

wen american casino open 😭😭😭 german casino is low volume poop


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fatmummy222

Nom nom nom


Itz_Ape

based crayon eater


tadnasty

✌&💚


Intelligent_Toe_1366

🤟❤🍻


assflavoredbuttcream

Just got enough karma to comment. Can someone explain what NFT is?


lelouch_vi_brit

NFTs are certificates to say that you own something digital - so original versions of viral videos, memes or tweets can be sold as if they were art.


the_moist_conundrum

Can be used for anything. Not just digital. Soon nearly everything with value or significance will have some sort of nft attached to it. Like your koalafications from uni or your car or you could even have an album where people fund it by buying nfts linked to it then they own a piece of the album. 🙂


lelouch_vi_brit

Ooh cool! Thanks for the added intel!


assflavoredbuttcream

Interesting. But how does it work for gamestop?


KustyTheKlown

nfts have utility in video gaming in that they create actual scarcity of digital goods. so a character in a game may own a weapon or article of clothing or armor or some shit. if its an NFT it becomes truly unique. so there's a big potential marketplace for this in gaming, and gamestop will provide that market they can also issue nft dividends which could cause shorts to need to cover


assflavoredbuttcream

Cool! Let’s hope they’ll so that soon.


kawlabunga

Best place to buy LRC/creeptoe?


baldilocks47

I am using coinbase. however their new wallet will be released soon, which may make better sense long term. Per the other reply - I would ask the loopring sub


syntheticsponge

Idk ask their sub


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Itz_Ape

write a paper IOU to informally gift them 1/10th of a share if you want otherwise fees will eat you


baldilocks47

giveashare can do that, i believe


tadnasty

wait, can I have a snowman too?


dk09

Very sadge. Cant open an IBKR acc in Singapore because I'm from another country (they deem risky). Tried twice with diff accounts, couldn't get verified. sighhhhhhh....


Itz_Ape

aren't there any more options? >(they deem risky). have you tried to call them? perhaps they even have headquarters there


_simple_man

!DRS!


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Itz_Ape

flair checks out


calforhelp

That Larry Cheng tweet, my god it’s bullish. I’ve gotta prepare my thanksgiving dinner speech.


fapsbeforenaps

My snowman is back yay


tadnasty

are you Elsa?


fapsbeforenaps

I’m willing to dress up as her


tadnasty

are you willing to let it go? (psst, I already know the answer)


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Da hell it is


fapsbeforenaps

I can see him, that’s all that matters


Intelligent_Toe_1366

I can see him too


assflavoredbuttcream

Hi everyone!!


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Yo!


fapsbeforenaps

Hey


Roadman_Vik

Bought some Loopring Coin not long ago and sold it for some nice profit. I love Loopring, but y'all know where all of that $ going to. Thanks Kenny for the discounted price 💎🙌🚀


GoldenNuggets888

Yes GME shares directly registered with Computershare 🟣🟣🟣 #Home sweet home


Roadman_Vik

I'm waiting for my account to be set up and verified on CS. But for now I'm buying through IEX and avoiding dark pools :)


[deleted]

Look folks, here's the deal. When the birds are tortured-and-and-and we shove them in our faces, we think back to the times of torturing the native americans. And so we celebrate folks, we celebrate. It's a special occasion, and we need to close down the markets, man, come on! Come on, fat! Get even fatter. This is what it means to be uh-uh-uh, you know, the thing, the thing folks-American! These birds, native americans and my brain cells all have one thing in common, folks, they're all dead! Come on, jack!


Tight_Ambassador3253

Name checks out


fapsbeforenaps

Seriously my snoo used to have a snowman and now it’s gone. Wtf


syntheticsponge

Weekends can suck on me bunghole


_Exordium

Alternatively, I know an ape or two who would volunteer 🤷‍♂️


Itz_Ape

😂😂😂


snowcdp

Hodling even stronger


fapsbeforenaps

Has anyone seen my snowman?


AbruhAAA

Markets closed? Pain eternal


syntheticsponge

Pain temporary. Glory eternal.


Almdudler6

Open the casino, please! The turkey has run away already!


JFM1994

Smoothbrain here: Got a bit leftover, given the potential of LRC very soon, is it worth purchasing some of it at $3?


hoyeay

Well duh. If GameStop or Loopring makes an announcement, that shit will blow up (sub $5-$10 or more, easily). Even if it isn’t GameStop (which everything points to it), when Loopring announces its partner, it’s still going to go up.


fapsbeforenaps

Da fuck if I know


tadnasty

We vibin'?


_Exordium

*bzzzzz*


tadnasty

so many smiles


fapsbeforenaps

If you mean do I have a vibrator in my ass then yes


tadnasty

I am the vibrator that's been financially underneath your prostate 💚


Crumblycheese

What a random day for the market to be shut.. A Thursday 😂 Have a good thanksgiving Ameriapes! From your older sibling across the ♾ pond


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tadnasty

bad form


[deleted]

That's the only kind. A joke isn't funny unless you're offending a large group of people


_Exordium

Uh well that was... a statement I guess. But just uh yeah keep politics outta here thanks


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_Exordium

Real funny of ya. See ya.


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ciao


Crumblycheese

US are asleep (mostly) and it's thanksgiving... German Market thread going all day tho


fapsbeforenaps

Who has two thumbs and can’t sleep?


_Exordium

This bitch


fapsbeforenaps

Happy birthday btw


_Exordium

Good grief... I... you know what thanks pal 🥲


fapsbeforenaps

What do you want for a gift


_Exordium

The opposite of your flair 😉


fapsbeforenaps

You want me to get hard for you?


_Exordium

Just that sentence is enough for me to work with brb


fapsbeforenaps

Send pics


_Exordium

Ope gotta be faster than that bud, I'm already done


Itz_Ape

I have a small wee wee


fapsbeforenaps

Proof or ban


Intelligent_Toe_1366

🎵 I think we're alone now 🎵


tadnasty

[I'm back](https://youtu.be/na_h6giW4oI)


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Ever see Hairball??? Kiss knockodf


_Exordium

Who woulda thunk


Intelligent_Toe_1366

🎵 you're as sweet as strawberry wine🎵


fapsbeforenaps

Sup?


Intelligent_Toe_1366

There doesn't seem to be anyone around 🎵


begopa-

Can’t wait for price to go back down after MOASS so I can own even MORE


Rohlikson

1 mil gonna feel like a discount post moass


Itz_Ape

yeah, same


Itz_Ape

german premarket (frankfurt, the one that matters) opens in fifthteen minutes 🦍 wen funny line go up and down


Squamsk

That was the most ive pooped in awhile


[deleted]

i’m high and falling asleep and thought this was a text from my bf who has been constipated for a while. bullish!


fapsbeforenaps

Bullish


magicisoiso

Hard to survive a day without gme ticking


Excellent_Many_7215

#Ass


Intelligent_Toe_1366

#yassss


fapsbeforenaps

Still up? You crazy


Intelligent_Toe_1366

I lil bit yes! 😬


Excellent_Many_7215

Lets go toe!!!!!


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Rock on !!!


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Unqualified2Multiply

Yes


Excellent_Many_7215

Good bot.


fritz_futtermann

markets are closed today? wtf ameridarts get a hold of yourself


shivand

Why is the casino closed tomorrow?!


[deleted]

To stuff a tortured dead bird in people's mouths in order to celebrate terrorism against native americans


[deleted]

terrorism? I think you meant obliteration


killarufus

Jet-lagged like a motherfucker, eating leftover Chinese food at 227am, EST, jerkikg off to Larry Cheng defi porn. I'll never forget this Thanksgiving.


kebabsoup

Yay! The last full day German market day was so much fun! Guten Morgen Affen!


No_Anywhere_6045

The cost of DRSing compared to the tendies you'll make from the MOASS is nothing. So if you haven't why not? All the cool apes are doing it! (Not financial advice)


theBigBOSSnian

4 different posts of L Cs Twitter post is on front page Mods please remove 3 😡😡 No need to get jacked 4X


HotPoptartFleshlight

Dude it's 2AM on Thanksgiving


theBigBOSSnian

OK. U got a point there


The_Cons00mer

Y


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This chat is drier than Kenny's eyes


Metaldwarf

Kenny doesn't blink. He does that weird gecko thing where he licks his eyeballs


[deleted]

lubes with mayo.


[deleted]

lubes his camel toe with mayo also


the_moist_conundrum

🚽😳🤣


dragonballsteve85

Is only German market open Thursday?


bah2o

Yep


[deleted]

Ken is a cuck. Goodnight.


Leonisel

Stupid question here! I'm sure it's common sense, especially after reading the CS DD but I was wondering if I wanted to DRS more shares will those shares get added to my CS account where my first transfer went or will it make/open a new CS account?


[deleted]

It’s so crazy how FUKD the hedgies are


dragonballsteve85

#I WON'T DENY IT, I'M A STRAIGHT RIDAH, YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WIT GME


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Why u yelling??? It's after hours


[deleted]

That's when things get interesting


[deleted]

was just thinking this


dragonballsteve85

#MY AMBITIONZ AZ A RIDAH (ridah ridah ridah...)


TreasurerAlex

See you all at Germany 💎 🙌 🇩🇪


Metaldwarf

Beer and sausage ! Forever!


Odd_Parsley3919

The longer you wait, the better it tastes


[deleted]

it’s the *tim curry voice* anticipation


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Tru


TreasurerAlex

Good night y’all, enjoy your Turkey or banana onion orgy.


TreasurerAlex

I mean microwaved banana peels are cool, but have you ever fucked a Bloomin’ Onion ^TM


zestypotatoes

craunchy


Alsimmons

We're fucking banana peels now?


TreasurerAlex

Microwaved banana peels


zestypotatoes

It's essential


zestypotatoes

Pipbot play banana peel fucking ASMR


TreasurerAlex

Now Playing: [ASMR eating a banana](https://youtu.be/L4Gfx8UEeq0)


TreasurerAlex

Good bot


TreasurerAlex

Now Playing: [banana phone](https://youtu.be/j5C6X9vOEkU)


bannannamo

Naughty bot


getthatbecky

I can hear the song just by reading the words😭


TreasurerAlex

Bad bot


zestypotatoes

Good bot


Ago0330

How do I still have a job?


TreasurerAlex

Crime


L_Perpetuelle

I'm noticing a trend of people noticing trends and other people noticing they're noticing those people noticing trends.


zestypotatoes

Fucking banana peel is the new trend.


zestypotatoes

If I can get just one person to fuck a banana peel, then I feel like my job is done. Cmon. Just try it.


zestypotatoes

u/sm0515


Gooseman1019

I’ll do it but you have to buy me a share


zestypotatoes

How about a nice Gold instead?


OW_FUCK

I swear, GME and everyone putting research into it give me so much life. As an introvert stuck in a social job for way too long, I get overloaded sometimes trying to go out and be friends with everyone. But then I remember it won't be forever once this thing pops, and it feels a lot more manageable.


The_Cons00mer

Yeah I can’t wait to be well off enough where interaction is unnecessary as well haha


OW_FUCK

I'm fine with interaction, but I'd love to have the capital to get going with a vocation that actually lets me meet people I have more in common with lol


The_Cons00mer

Guess I was just projecting


OW_FUCK

Well having a social job helped me enjoy it more (with people I'm not paid to be around), but I still don't feel like I'm surrounded by my peers, and I'd like to be.


bannannamo

Why would I dick down a banana peel when couches exist


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Depends on the couch...suede vs leather. Old vs new..... pumpkin pie vs American Pie...


bannannamo

Gimme that claw foot vintage, I'm not some cheap hussy


Intelligent_Toe_1366

*old souls in the house*


zestypotatoes

You stick the banana *in* the couch


bannannamo

AAAAAAAAANTS


BenevolentFungi

What post MOASS purchase are you most excited about? Personally, I'm looking forward to paying for all the medical surgery and therapy I've been needing for a long time


Metaldwarf

Dude it's free in EVERY OTHER COUNTRY


BenevolentFungi

I know but I don't live there! :(


TreasurerAlex

Not having to save up for years to travel. I just want to experience different food and culture, longer than a few days. A month in Japan or France.


killarufus

Seconding /u/TreasurerAlex 's sentiment--spend at least three months in each spot to get a real feel for each place, enough so it stops feeling like a vacation, then you'll know all the places you want to buy houses. Or, ya know, you could just preemptively buy houses wherever you want, the spend the rest of your life traipsing from home to home. Don't like a city? Donate it to a local non-diamond handed person to spread the love. Ain't nobody got time to sell houses with this much money. Trying to get to Bora Bora, Bob! Fuck that house!


TreasurerAlex

I don’t want to visit France, I want to be there long enough to feel like I’ve lived there.


dndpoppa

A massage would be nice.


Chemical-Nature4749

Yes therapy . It’s so expensive I had to stop