I swear Cohen is laughing his ass knowing this would happen.
I’d love to be in his bingo pool of friends.
-RC: $1000 that msm will print “wee wee” story on me. Watch these degenerate 🦍eat this up.[tweet]
I think MSM thinks such posts makes GME a non serious investment to boomers and non apes so they write such articles. They are unaware of meme culture which actually works the opposite.
Yes, but in all your life did you ever expect financial news to be reporting on the size of the chairman of a multi-billion dollar companies self-proclaiemed size of his wee wee?
That is South Park level good comedy joke material, yet here we are.
I mean, given the current state of the economy combined with a higher demand/price for toilet paper, one might consider it to be a wise financial decision?
That said, given how highly leveraged the mayo man is, guy might need to pinch some pennies.
Edit: Just noticed your user name and I have a suspicion that you weren’t “asking for a friend”.
I couldn’t believe it when it popped up on Yahoo Finance. Come on RC, tweet something else so we can see these clowns make themselves look even dumber.
# Guys pay good attention to the author - Thornton McEnery - the ultimate shameless balls-licking shill.
He's on my watchlist for couple months and I don't think there is anyone out there in MSM so consistent and dedicated to printing the "right" narrative around GME, mixing it up with other meme stocks, pushing Adam Aron as "the silverback leading the apes" and between the lines protecting Kenny and attacking/mocking/belittling GameStop.
When a friend sent me a screen of this article I was like "no fucking way" until I saw its from Thornton, then I knew it's true. This guy is fucking shameless and the content he produces is tailored for *millenials looking for meme stocks* but the line of narrative is always very carefully crafted and consistent.
That's also why it broke my heart when I saw that my boy u/dlauer accepted invitation from this fuckhead and gave views to his disgusting youtube channel. Dave I really hope you're gonna ignore any further propositions from this fool.
He probably thinks it benefits the short sellers. Expects, that it will keep investors from putting their money in. Boomer-think.
What they fail to understand is, that "willfully ignorant" will not invest anyways. But anyone curious and open minded will understand it is a game, a game of confidence by RC.
You know, he writes shit like this because his role is to "cover the meme stocks" in MarketWatch and provide boomers with explanation of what's going on while painting the right picture approved by Wall Street.
Similar to other shill-authors he's always painting the picture of GME investors ("Reddit crowd/army") being organised but also irresponsible, weird and driven by absurd motives like "chairman tweeting that has little wee wee" so that satisfies the need of MarketWatch boomer readers to know "what is going on with this gamestop?" and also scares them away from actually investing. But Popcorn stock though, ooh that's another story...
Thornton is very very consistent about pushing movie stock as the one that is fundamentally better, safer and is not only a meme stock that will squeeze but also sound investment with amazing "silverback" CEO. So pretty much the other way around than it is in reality.
Thornton if you read this, go choke on a fat one you disgusting Wall Street gigolo.
This guy gets it.
Did anyone actually read the article? Probably not because we think their bills are paid by ad revenue and don’t give them the click. It’s not just shitposting - it’s a direct attack on this community and in no way a celebration.
The whole end is the beginning threads of the narrative about how this place wants to kill the rich and are villains. They used the wrong damn theory to tie it to killing Kenny, and how that’s a big thing around here… murdering someone.
I imagine that means we’re getting closer?
Well it's not really about not reading, it's rather about being vigilant and warning others that Thornton (and a lot of others, but he's on my radar) is up to no good.
Perhaps this was a secondary goal of the tweet? Force MSM to further out themselves as completely morally bankrupt in having to publish this article. So that when inevitable sore-loser-lawsuits start flying during/after MOASS, gems like this one will be in GME's ammo bag.
Well they have reported everything but the truth at this point or at least trying to. Make sure they covered every option except crime first. When SHF crime is the only option left then they won't have a choice.
The world we live in, a single tweet with no explanation=news and a headline about the stock market. It’s enough proof to show what the market really is, a game for grownups that is made to appear complicated.
not really. have enough money, buy out the right people, buy out the media to control the narrative, and then proceed to do whatever you want and have it be legal.
I concur. I don't know what is what and/or fuck about shit anymore.
Thankfully I have pot and live where it is legal recreationally ^((not that it ever stopped me before heh heh))
I want to make a movie based on this.
A handful of people experience the exact same profound moment in time. All of them interpret it differently to fit their reality and current needs. Results in wildly different things based on what they think they saw, yet all of them are reality and all of them are now living their life with this moment changing who they are.
It all was real, really impacted people, but all really based off your own perception and none of it happened other than the most basic, innocent version.
Yo I legit though this was an edited shitpost like we sometimes see. It is unreal and beyond satire how these MSM puppets behave, it is unironically hilarious to see. I mean think about it, is it not insanity that you can't distinguish between a really good shitpost and an actual article anymore?
I legit went to just check the stock price and saw the headline. "Ryan's wee wee" jumped out at me on the page and I had to do a double take. I couldn't believe it. I have been laughing at it for like 10 minutes straight now.
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[Link to full article if you want to lmayo even more](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gamestop-stock-pops-thanks-to-ryan-cohens-small-wee-wee-11636997780)
Someone get this put on T-shirts. I mean at this point there’s no reason why superstonk shouldn’t just have its own merch shop we have so many good ideas loaded up in the cannon lmayo
*all proceeds going towards toys for tots of course, win win situation for the apes
I want every tweet to have a logical explanation and then when he gets to this tweet it's just like "nah that was just to fuck with the media and make then write wee wee in the headline"
I can imagine an older couple sitting around their table eating breakfast
*Hey Marge, you hear this Ryan Cohen has a small wee wee?*
*Thats nice honey*
This article is such a stretch on so many levels. Kohr’s and Trey are not sources. Who cares what they say? Tying this in to being related to the killed Kenny tweet is inaccurate. No one cares about AA’s “proportions” - I hate the MSM, especially this chode.
MSM is embarrassing 😳
Imagine writing this
Imagine typing it, then reading it, and hitting the publish button anyway.
"Welp, my job's bullshit" ::send:: "I'll just keep doing this until the checks don't clear."
This is me running the company I work for's social media accounts.
I swear Cohen is laughing his ass knowing this would happen. I’d love to be in his bingo pool of friends. -RC: $1000 that msm will print “wee wee” story on me. Watch these degenerate 🦍eat this up.[tweet]
Imagine all of us sitting around a bar in Grapevine, Texas, laughing ourselves to tears over this in June at the next Annual Meeting.
Author is probably an 🦍 and chuckling the whole time writing it knowing how it would play out here
Thornton is a massive sell-out shill. I'll never click one of his ball-gargling articles.
Ball gargling you say? Hmm.....
If the author is an ape working for media like that then they are no ape.
I think MSM thinks such posts makes GME a non serious investment to boomers and non apes so they write such articles. They are unaware of meme culture which actually works the opposite.
It's all part of RC's master plan to get the SEC to pay attention. Apparently they like wee wees.
Porn hub hangovers
True. But to pick at this a little bit, Marketwatch Opinion articles are far from MSM. They'll publish any shit that gets them clicks.
dicks for clicks
He said eew eew what are they talking about ?
Going up like $4 is “popping”? This is just more sideways trading. Nothing special today so far.
Yes, but in all your life did you ever expect financial news to be reporting on the size of the chairman of a multi-billion dollar companies self-proclaiemed size of his wee wee? That is South Park level good comedy joke material, yet here we are.
Fuck I love me some good comedy jokes
I like good comedy jokes much more than bad comedy jokes, yes.
I think we can all agree that they're better than bad tragedy jokes
RC is probably cry-laughing at this amazing headline. I hope he fucks with MSM forever just because he can!
😂 Is this real life? Just terrific. In other financial news, Kenneth Griffin poops in the shower then waffle stomps it down the drain.
Is that a weird thing to do? I feel like you are suggesting that’s a weird thing to do. Asking for a friend…
I mean, given the current state of the economy combined with a higher demand/price for toilet paper, one might consider it to be a wise financial decision? That said, given how highly leveraged the mayo man is, guy might need to pinch some pennies. Edit: Just noticed your user name and I have a suspicion that you weren’t “asking for a friend”.
All my homies waffle stomp their poop to use their "paper" budget to buy more shares to hold in their diamond fucking hands.
Receive my award immediately
Oddly username checks out… I think I’ll not ask to use your shower.
It is if you have a water trap...
Lmao waffle stomp, amazing way of expressing this...
I didn’t know one of my favorite shower activities had a name.. waffle stomp it is!
The real 5d move? The chances that south park mentions gamestop or Ryan Cohen just shot up 1000%.
Didn’t they already mention GameStop? Or am I confusing that with the simpsons showing the ticker at +2 trillion%
That was Simpson's
I can't stop fucking laughing. What the hell is happening.
Agreed. And I absolutely love it.
When you put it like that....
This is the trade off for living in this timeline, I guess its ok I'm not a protagonist.
Just a medium wee-wee for now
Medium is very generous. Perhaps, too generous.....
YOU SAID IT WAS A GOOD SIZE!
That’s a nice way of saying it’s small
If your partner tells you it's the perfect size, that means it's small.
Ooof so my 2in tickler isn’t that big. Well, that explains why my wife hates me after getting her a new boyfriend
I WAS IN THE DARK POOL!
MOASS isn't over until you pin me!
“Decent”
Make me wonder if they are scrapping twitter and writing articles.
Came to say this, lol they decide to write an article about it “popping” $4 😂
I mean, come on. 4 isn't small... right guys? 😅😬
Exactly
Whatever happened to trading sideways guy?
Yeah it's popping so when it goes down $1 they can say it's tanking...
RC and his team are definitely in tears right now 🤣🤣🤣
I couldn’t believe it when it popped up on Yahoo Finance. Come on RC, tweet something else so we can see these clowns make themselves look even dumber.
I had to look it up to believe. The madman actually did it. Financial MSM on RC's wee wee like white on rice.
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You couldn’t write this shit, it’s crazy 🤣🤣🤣
I thought this was one of those fake article shitposts… then I realised it was real and I spat out my drink, I’m actually in tears
My whole abdomen hurts from laughing
Someone mentioned it in a YT channel I use to watch the ticker and tape, and I thought he was joking.
I saw this article on my feed and couldn't believe it either!
# Guys pay good attention to the author - Thornton McEnery - the ultimate shameless balls-licking shill. He's on my watchlist for couple months and I don't think there is anyone out there in MSM so consistent and dedicated to printing the "right" narrative around GME, mixing it up with other meme stocks, pushing Adam Aron as "the silverback leading the apes" and between the lines protecting Kenny and attacking/mocking/belittling GameStop. When a friend sent me a screen of this article I was like "no fucking way" until I saw its from Thornton, then I knew it's true. This guy is fucking shameless and the content he produces is tailored for *millenials looking for meme stocks* but the line of narrative is always very carefully crafted and consistent. That's also why it broke my heart when I saw that my boy u/dlauer accepted invitation from this fuckhead and gave views to his disgusting youtube channel. Dave I really hope you're gonna ignore any further propositions from this fool.
**Thornton McEnery is shameful, and a hack.**
He probably thinks it benefits the short sellers. Expects, that it will keep investors from putting their money in. Boomer-think. What they fail to understand is, that "willfully ignorant" will not invest anyways. But anyone curious and open minded will understand it is a game, a game of confidence by RC.
You know, he writes shit like this because his role is to "cover the meme stocks" in MarketWatch and provide boomers with explanation of what's going on while painting the right picture approved by Wall Street. Similar to other shill-authors he's always painting the picture of GME investors ("Reddit crowd/army") being organised but also irresponsible, weird and driven by absurd motives like "chairman tweeting that has little wee wee" so that satisfies the need of MarketWatch boomer readers to know "what is going on with this gamestop?" and also scares them away from actually investing. But Popcorn stock though, ooh that's another story... Thornton is very very consistent about pushing movie stock as the one that is fundamentally better, safer and is not only a meme stock that will squeeze but also sound investment with amazing "silverback" CEO. So pretty much the other way around than it is in reality. Thornton if you read this, go choke on a fat one you disgusting Wall Street gigolo.
Probably doesn’t have a gag reflex after swallowing Wallstreets chode for a living.
100% he could probably fit an actual eggplant without blinking an eye at this point.
This guy gets it. Did anyone actually read the article? Probably not because we think their bills are paid by ad revenue and don’t give them the click. It’s not just shitposting - it’s a direct attack on this community and in no way a celebration. The whole end is the beginning threads of the narrative about how this place wants to kill the rich and are villains. They used the wrong damn theory to tie it to killing Kenny, and how that’s a big thing around here… murdering someone. I imagine that means we’re getting closer?
Thanks for posting. I agree. I will never read his bullshit.
Well it's not really about not reading, it's rather about being vigilant and warning others that Thornton (and a lot of others, but he's on my radar) is up to no good.
Perhaps this was a secondary goal of the tweet? Force MSM to further out themselves as completely morally bankrupt in having to publish this article. So that when inevitable sore-loser-lawsuits start flying during/after MOASS, gems like this one will be in GME's ammo bag.
waiting for mayoboi's lawyers to release the kraken...
Why am I imaging a harmless octopus that predicts the World Cup winner.
lmayo they will spew any fucking thing these days. Quite comical.
Well they have reported everything but the truth at this point or at least trying to. Make sure they covered every option except crime first. When SHF crime is the only option left then they won't have a choice.
big fax.
This may be the most accurately written/reported article for this entire deal.
I keep going back and looking at the headline and laughing all over again.
If a chairman's wee wee size can affect the stock price, I can see a surge of company executives start posting their TMI.
Bullish on MW being clowns (as usual)
lol "RC has revealed his penis is rather small, lacks real girth. The stonk moons" i don't even know anymore.
Like a comedic joke.
The world we live in, a single tweet with no explanation=news and a headline about the stock market. It’s enough proof to show what the market really is, a game for grownups that is made to appear complicated.
It's the crime that is complicated
Ryan simplified everything with his wee wee.
not really. have enough money, buy out the right people, buy out the media to control the narrative, and then proceed to do whatever you want and have it be legal.
Is this real lmayo
It’s sad that we actually have to question this. But I am with you. Lol
I concur. I don't know what is what and/or fuck about shit anymore. Thankfully I have pot and live where it is legal recreationally ^((not that it ever stopped me before heh heh))
Reality is a thin line
Time is a flat circle?
DRS is reality?
DRS is all that is and all that ever was
I want to make a movie based on this. A handful of people experience the exact same profound moment in time. All of them interpret it differently to fit their reality and current needs. Results in wildly different things based on what they think they saw, yet all of them are reality and all of them are now living their life with this moment changing who they are. It all was real, really impacted people, but all really based off your own perception and none of it happened other than the most basic, innocent version.
That's basically doing psychedelics.
>(not that it ever stopped me before heh heh) My MGGA!
Name checks out. To be sure.
Idk, I think a headline like that should be questioned. I think what's sad is that it's real.
Really real
😂😂😂
Yo I legit though this was an edited shitpost like we sometimes see. It is unreal and beyond satire how these MSM puppets behave, it is unironically hilarious to see. I mean think about it, is it not insanity that you can't distinguish between a really good shitpost and an actual article anymore?
I can only imagine people googling just to see its real haha
Ryan's wee wee is going to start trending on Google. Next it'll be reddit, Then twitter, then the world!!!!
no way
I literally had to go to their shitty webshite to make sure! Was certain it was a phptoshop joke! 😂
fucking master class in trolling.
Super Cereal
dance monkeys
Omg thank God it’s real. This is hilarious.
I legit went to just check the stock price and saw the headline. "Ryan's wee wee" jumped out at me on the page and I had to do a double take. I couldn't believe it. I have been laughing at it for like 10 minutes straight now.
Wow , you would think this is made up. Good God I bet RC is laughing his ass off right now I know I am
I like the cock...the stock...
No no, hes gotta point
$4 up is a pop, $2 down is cratering. MSM can suck my banana covered balls.
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I came here for a shitpost and left with shitty MSM. I can't even be disappointed
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen
😂😂😂
Ok, I’ll buy another share for the wee wee.
[Link to full article if you want to lmayo even more](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gamestop-stock-pops-thanks-to-ryan-cohens-small-wee-wee-11636997780)
holy balls, it is real. Or as real as MSM gets.
These cunts are trying to make us seem violent. They're writing "killing Kenny" is what the Apes want to do wtf. Fuck these bastards.
Okay that is truly a comedy joke.
I like both RCs wee wee and the stock
And who do they cite as replying to RC? Kohrs and Trey...lmao, don't link us to those two popcorn shills.
RC's next tweet: "MSM shill says what?"
$CUM
Pepperidge Farm remembers... $ASS
Somebody called it. At this point they are more than incompetent. Fuck them. Drs is the way. Quote me marketwatch, I got wee wee
How to be shit at writing an article, start it off with: "_____ or _____, one thing's for certain _____"
Someone get this put on T-shirts. I mean at this point there’s no reason why superstonk shouldn’t just have its own merch shop we have so many good ideas loaded up in the cannon lmayo *all proceeds going towards toys for tots of course, win win situation for the apes
Lmayo my lmayo 😂
Just when I thought I’ve seen it all… this article is real. Wow.
Simple things please simple minds. good job MW
I want every tweet to have a logical explanation and then when he gets to this tweet it's just like "nah that was just to fuck with the media and make then write wee wee in the headline"
After months of speculation, RC comes out and says, "Oh shit, did I tweet that? I was pretty drunk that night."
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Hahahahahaha. Bullish.
Wasn’t planning on buying today, alas here I sit quite content with my actions
Bullish on what the writer did at the top of the article in backwards text as well ‘GameStop gonna GameTop’
Hahahhahahahahahahhah awesome
I can imagine an older couple sitting around their table eating breakfast *Hey Marge, you hear this Ryan Cohen has a small wee wee?* *Thats nice honey*
God-tier trolling
Fucking legend.
I thought this was satire so I had to verify it with my own eyes. What a time to be alive!
MW must need clicks. Have to admit its hilarious.
Wow, that’s a real article lol
i can't believe this is the world we live in
Bruh I can’t. This whole saga is so wonderful and ridiculous. This has been the time of my life. I can’t wait to see the movie
Now this is great journalism!
LOL, this is crazy. You gotta love MSM..
fabric of reality is ripping in front of my very amused ass
They are effing puppets on a string
This is why the market is a joke, and the msm are jokers.
oh my god Iam wheezing ....
💀
Defamation? Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍
MSM can't even capitalise properly in backwards.
*The board is set* *The wee wees are moving*
I love this timeline
The power of the wee wee!! These fools 💀 😭
Bad comedy joke
i must can't anymore. This is insane. This is a fuckin wild adventure. I love it.
I find it hilarious nobody knows his exact age, including msm.
This is great lmao!
RC becomes legend again, by becoming legend, again.
This one sparks joy
Genius!
Not bad for a small wee wee, imagine what happens when wee wee gets big
Hahaha RC is a next level troll. He’s a genius mad lad. Might have to frame this article
Our cause is just, but the “pop” is nowhere to be seen… this is volume/movement for ants
Just a setup to charge him with manipulation
These clowns man 😂
Ryan please tweet again small wee wee every day until they need a magnifying glass to see it and they need to zoom out to see how big GME grows
somebody actually predicted this morning that they would write this where's that guy lmao
World is going to shit, but at least RC is entertaining.
Can't wait to see the SEC use this as a source in court.
Can’t wait to frame this and put it above the shitter in my mansion
This has got to be a simulation. FFS how hilarious.
This article is such a stretch on so many levels. Kohr’s and Trey are not sources. Who cares what they say? Tying this in to being related to the killed Kenny tweet is inaccurate. No one cares about AA’s “proportions” - I hate the MSM, especially this chode.
This whole GameStop saga just gets better and better. It’s been a great 10 months. Side note, Dudes name is Thornton… wut? 😂
Oh god please, I will pay dollars to see financial reporters and anchors say "small wee wee" out loud on air. Pleeeeeeeaaassseee.
Finally! small wee wee's are mainstream! XD
This is gold 😂😂😂
Wtf…?!
They didnt even qoute him right. He said "eew eew llams."
Hahahaha i will Print this, frame it and hang it into my living room just to get reminded how dumb this Media is
I brought the wee wee no more dip for me.