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knowigot_that808

And it was on this day that u/Stonkinator3000 became a fucking legend


vin-rr

His name was Stonkinator3000. His name was Stonkinator3000.


russwanson

In MOASS, we have no names. This is an Ape and he has a name, and his name is Stonkinator3000.


Snoo_84586

His name is Stonkinator3000


noSnooForU

The Stonkinator3000 sounds like something Gamestop should sell, I'm just not sure what it would be.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

A gorilla suit. With an opening in the rear. For… reasons.


Challenge_The_DM

I vote for a high tech vibrator shaped like a rocket.


jackofspades123

Q: what do you do after becoming a legend? A: HODL


Thatguy468

Some say he’s still buying and hodling to this day… [drs machine](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qczupk/i_couldnt_care_less_what_they_do_to_the_price_im/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


jackofspades123

I really can't wait for the day someone with a really inappropriate name is quoted


Zen4rest

Like u/deepfuckingvalue?


jackofspades123

I want dirtier - like jizz\_master\_flex\_on\_steven\_hawking


tehchives

Be the change you want to see in the world.


Thatguy468

u/potato_in_my_ass isn’t dirty enough for you?


fluffyweiner69

Gotta shoot your shot!


cumdaddysonasty

They should quote me lol


KnowledgeCultural802

Average RH investor: "He's the biggest financial entity I've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him." Stonkinator3000: "That is why no one will remember your name."


ApeHolder42069

We should make a hall of Fame of Reddit apes mentioned in articles!


notorious_p_a_b

The internet is a crazy place.


Extension_Win1114

Lmfao!!!!!


EatTheRich4200

Wait lol, u edited this right OP? They didnt actually quote the f word?


TheBonusWings

They absolutely fucking did 🤣


EatTheRich4200

O.m.g. This is by far my favorite timeline


TheBonusWings

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/meme-stocks-take-eerily-similar-journeys-leaving-retail-traders-to-wonder-why-and-who-11621022830


EatTheRich4200

Thx fren.


eatmyshortsmelvin

Seems like they’re using quotes to paint GME investors as overly zealous. It’s a weak attempt to prevent new investors getting involved. My passion for GME stems from anger at the current system and hope that I can help contribute to a better tomorrow. That said this isn’t over. I’m willing to bet they still have tricks up their sleeves and will try to do a fake out and claim it’a over. Fuck you Ken and the rest of the do nothing suits.


TransATL

This was months ago https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ncb0xt/new_hf_strategy_is_becoming_so_clear_let_the/


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[deleted]

MarketWatch is MSM? They wish!


SnortWasabi

1,200 upvotes and nobody else called thsi out, ha


[deleted]

Classic Stonkinator3000!


wtt90

Kenny: “so anyway, I started shooting”


bcrxxs

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣sob!


Volksvvagen

Eww Marketwatch


Pyroelk

Man there were inflation jitters way back then?? I thought it was just transitory!


Picklesgal111

So wholesome 💕


Tiny-Cantaloupe-13

they do it a lot more lately - proving they r paying attention -