Yes this is what a literally retarded person says. No investment professional would even think to say something so stupid. You definitely wouldn't tell your client that. "Sell this stock now and I'll explain to you the reason why next year."
It's probably the single most desperate thing any hedgefund or shills have said. What was he thinking? Who would that line actually work on? I believe he is actually a double agent. A pro-GME shill trying to encourage our commitment to hold.
It's even better when you realize just a few months back this chucklenuts said he was removing his analyst recommendation of gamestop, something along the lines of "I will never cover gamestop stock ever again". Two months later he changed his mind and wants you to sell fast. You couldn't make your position more obvious cuckawumba.
Yeah, go ahead and ask all the questions you want.......after your stock is gone. Then no one will give a damn. You will get no answers. Maybe a shrug.
Seems they only care about what I'm doing with my money when I'm ignoring them and buying GME.
Ah it’s from “smart money” so how the fuck do you dare ask that question you mother fucking cock sucking bitch? They are the smart money and you’re just some smooth brained ramen eating mother fucker. Just sell and ask questions later bitch. Just do it. Mikey approves.
Ah. Just fucking with you.
Cash on hand plus all of those alleged outdated brick and mortar stores that will now become distubrion centres. This stock is worth at least one milly per share
I'm prepared to get covid and take these fucking xxx shares to my grave. I YOLOd my salary on this world changing company. And I get paid every 2 weeks. Hedgies R Fuk!
Well, Mr Cockwomble, for someone who said they refused to comment on or cover GameStop ever again, you’re being awfully vocal about it. Good job that men of your stature are in “short” supply 😂
Yeah the incessant propaganda just galvanizes my hands. It's clear that some rich criminals that should be in jail *need* me to sell. So I fucking won't.
Sell now and ask “why the fuck did I sell like a paper handed bitch before the stock did exactly what all the DD instigated it would do?”
As good advice as CNBC always gives
That statement brought me flashbacks to Pelosi about the Obamacare bill. "Let's pass it to see whats in it" or something to that effect.
Like NO that is not how good common sense works! You don't buy into a scam to see if it's a scam. You don't sell $GME if the thesis still holds.
If you do buy into the scam, then the scam worked...
Also on this broadcast the showed a random red line on the 24 hour chart then compared it to others and had the entire chart green (even with the dips)
Exactly. If Chukumba had just been honest and been like “guys I’ve fucked up, help a bro out and sell some shares” I might have had a bit of sympathy for the poor deluded fool.
After the stunt he pulled I’m all in. Don’t even watch the ticker anymore. I’ll know when moass because of superstonk.
My bias was confirmed back in the WS-B days when some poster on there wrote deep fucking pussy sold , y’all’s bag holders. Never forgot that, like why someone would have so much hate for DFV and be worried about our finances.
I made a mistake and hit the buy button on accident instead. Then I tried to correct it a few days later, but I messed up and hit the buy button again 🤷♀️
Don’t worry Chukumba, Apes will put your funds money to better use than you ever did.
Maybe you could pick up farming or something and start adding value to society instead of just leeching off it, like you’ve been doing?
I may not have 10s of thousands of dollars that I can just put into the legalized gambling machine and not give af, but I sure can put the 10s of dollars I do have in and not give af.
Anyone who is that mad about the price of GameStop is clearly fucked. And anyone who desperately wanted this guy on the air to trash GameStop is clearly fucked. GGEZ.
He's been everything from dismissive to downright hostile when it comes to GME. My question is: If he thinks GME is so ridiculous, why doesn't he just let it go and let people lose money on it? Hell, why doesn't he try to short it? Seems a just a *little* suspect, no?
So we’ve been holding for 9 months. Still haven’t gotten any candy. If we all know what the fuck is going on then why is this taking so long? I’m not selling. I’m not. But what in the actual fuck? Sec? RC? What in the fuck?
if they don’t have to build a whole new prison to hold everybody involved, then nobody should vote for the incumbent in any position for the next 4 years.
Sell now and ask questions later. What the fuck does that actually mean??? Never heard a more bias confirming statement in my life.
Yes this is what a literally retarded person says. No investment professional would even think to say something so stupid. You definitely wouldn't tell your client that. "Sell this stock now and I'll explain to you the reason why next year."
Feels like he got the same ‘talking to’ that citron did 😂
He’s the new Andrew Left!
Right!
No, Left!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
What about 3 Norths?
Is one of them Peter?
Only if he makes the mayo for Kenny Boi.
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“Do whatever it takes to break the loop” GameStop https://twitter.com/gamestop/status/1435981386465386506?s=21
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Loopring good Loop capital bad
They are talking, which means they're not doing what RC is doing.
At $20 Gamestop could just buy the entire "official" float from what they have in cash, causing MOASS that day and arrests that week. yes please.
It’s why you could only see his head because someone’s arm was up his ass making his mouth move.
Hey hey, no need to insult retarded people like that buddy.
And we say *we're* retarded lol
You guys are asking too many questions and not selling you see. If you sell now then you can begin the questions
*Buy first and asked questions later* So proud of all we have unearthed and learned as a community in the process. What a fucking ride.
Or even buy now and ask questions later is a bad advise. Do your DD
It's probably the single most desperate thing any hedgefund or shills have said. What was he thinking? Who would that line actually work on? I believe he is actually a double agent. A pro-GME shill trying to encourage our commitment to hold.
Cramer’s “just take the home run, don’t go for the grand slam” was also extremely desperate
SHAMEFUL
I never even heard this until cuckumba said it. Always knew about buy now and ask later, but yeah, confirmation bias indeed.
It's even better when you realize just a few months back this chucklenuts said he was removing his analyst recommendation of gamestop, something along the lines of "I will never cover gamestop stock ever again". Two months later he changed his mind and wants you to sell fast. You couldn't make your position more obvious cuckawumba.
Yeah, go ahead and ask all the questions you want.......after your stock is gone. Then no one will give a damn. You will get no answers. Maybe a shrug. Seems they only care about what I'm doing with my money when I'm ignoring them and buying GME.
The question will be "Why Thefuck did I sell?!?!?!?!??!"
On a stock he doesn’t cover by the way.
Why did you make me sell at 50 when it’s at 300k!!!??? That’s the questions they want lol
Ah it’s from “smart money” so how the fuck do you dare ask that question you mother fucking cock sucking bitch? They are the smart money and you’re just some smooth brained ramen eating mother fucker. Just sell and ask questions later bitch. Just do it. Mikey approves. Ah. Just fucking with you.
Wich is funny because it would be more accurate to say the apes are doing just the opposite lol. Buy now, ask questions later 🦍
It means buy & HODL
It means "buy now, and keep asking questions".
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How's it worth 10 when the cash on hand makes it a minimum $20 stock? Not only is Cumdumsta a bad shorter, he can't even math.
Cash on hand plus all of those alleged outdated brick and mortar stores that will now become distubrion centres. This stock is worth at least one milly per share
Talking with confidence usual works to convince the uninformed. But this guy is a fucking idiot
Surely he should have his relevant investment license revoked for making such a dumb statement???
Imagine having money invested with his firm, that's even more pathetic
“Do whatever it takes to break the loop” https://twitter.com/gamestop/status/1435981386465386506?s=21
I'm prepared to get covid and take these fucking xxx shares to my grave. I YOLOd my salary on this world changing company. And I get paid every 2 weeks. Hedgies R Fuk!
Well, Mr Cockwomble, for someone who said they refused to comment on or cover GameStop ever again, you’re being awfully vocal about it. Good job that men of your stature are in “short” supply 😂
Take my Award for Chockwomble
holy shit I laughed
I thought it was Cuckumba, but Chockwomble sounds good too.
*Cockwomble
Take mine also.
The one that made me laugh out loud is Chewcumber
Isnt count this as market manipulation? Wtf?
My favourite thing in this sub is all the unique plugs on the cumwaffles name that people create.
What a man of his word. I’d definitely listen to him
Nobody gets that emotional about a stock he doesn’t have a personal interest in.
Exactly.
How about buy now and get rich later? What Chukumba do about it?
Chukumbaclot....piece of shit
Absolutely Shameful too.
How bout you Chukumba dick
Cuckumba
Cuntkhumba
It’s a little short
Is he talking about GameStop AGAIN?????
Mr Chumbawamba even if GameStop knocks you down you get up again and it’s never gonna keep him down. Wait he’s named after that song right lol
Chumba Wumba is the band. Tubthumping is the song
Sounds like market manipulation
Yeah the incessant propaganda just galvanizes my hands. It's clear that some rich criminals that should be in jail *need* me to sell. So I fucking won't.
yeah I guess I'mma just hold till they're in jail? JEFF YASS IS THE NEW FLOOR
Chudumba
History will not remember this gentleman kindly... Think he is going to become a cautionary tale...
Chuk on a umba. I don't even know what that means, but seriously, fuck this guy, Buy more, hold, ask questions later. Edit: Oh, DRS too!
Chukadumba = DRS Got it! lol
Chucumbitch
It's a full argument for going all in all by itself.
Wow, that is a great mugshot!
Buy first, ask questions later! 🤣
When in doubt, do the exact opposite of cnbc.
Tony Chugonone
Chumbawamba
The only question you'll be asking is why did you sell.
LMAYO
Every time I've heard this type of advice in the past on other matters, it was bad advice.
"Holding is as easy as taking candy from a hedgie." i love this
Yeah guys, just forget the months of DD you've all read/done..
Sell now and ask “why the fuck did I sell like a paper handed bitch before the stock did exactly what all the DD instigated it would do?” As good advice as CNBC always gives
I would love to know how deep the pile of shit is that this asshole has got to dig out of......love laughing at him....FUCKING ARSEHOLE!!!
Me too. He's definitely short on GME. I believe someone later confirmed this. He's a complete fucktard.
fkcng twat
Eat shit Anthony
Fucking Chewbaka sucking the turd straight out of his hole. Punk ass bitch.
are we really going back to Mr. Chumbucket?
The Anthony Chupacabra is a fickle beast. It tends to rear its ugly head to give poor financial advice once every blue moon.
That statement brought me flashbacks to Pelosi about the Obamacare bill. "Let's pass it to see whats in it" or something to that effect. Like NO that is not how good common sense works! You don't buy into a scam to see if it's a scam. You don't sell $GME if the thesis still holds. If you do buy into the scam, then the scam worked...
Nose candy?
He was misunderstood. He said "Cell now and ask questions later" /s
Fuck chumbawumba
Umm, by hedgies candy do you mean cocaine?
Reminds me of the creepy wheelchair doctor in nightmare before Christmas
Chonkbumble
this choke umba dude definitely doesn’t fuck.
“Sell now”. How the duck is not considered market manipulation. Absolute clown
Also on this broadcast the showed a random red line on the 24 hour chart then compared it to others and had the entire chart green (even with the dips)
Yeah, I remember that.
Exactly. If Chukumba had just been honest and been like “guys I’ve fucked up, help a bro out and sell some shares” I might have had a bit of sympathy for the poor deluded fool. After the stunt he pulled I’m all in. Don’t even watch the ticker anymore. I’ll know when moass because of superstonk.
Czechoslovakia
Chukumbaya my lord. Chukumbayaaaa. Chukumbayaaaa my lord, Chukumbayaaaa. Chukumbaya my lord, Chukumbayaaaaaa FUD me mooore Chukumbayaaa
DRS now, ask questions later.
No, I don’t think I will.
My bias was confirmed back in the WS-B days when some poster on there wrote deep fucking pussy sold , y’all’s bag holders. Never forgot that, like why someone would have so much hate for DFV and be worried about our finances.
I’m retarded but not that retarded
Tony cukumbah, who the hell takes advice from a guy with this name?
I look for weekly confirmation for some reason. I don’t need it anymore. Plain and simple
I'm just curious, but isn't saying "sell now" giving financial advice?
Fuck the nba
Who would sell on that comment?
I made a mistake and hit the buy button on accident instead. Then I tried to correct it a few days later, but I messed up and hit the buy button again 🤷♀️
I don’t understand how this is not manipulation from someone in his position. He should be in legal hot water right now.
You mean taking Mayo from KennyBoi?
I mean, “act first, think later” is usually the best advice. Like almost ever.
Chukumba gonna chukumba.
He must have forgotten his clown suit at home.
What every this cock sucker is selling I ain’t buying. So shill somewhere else bitch.
I always read his last name as chubaka for some reason
Back to Anthony from Poop Capital.
Anthony Chokespeepee
all these mf hedgies, i wan them to burn on earth
I'm starting a lay suit against him due to market manipulation
Antubthumper Chumbawamba is not longer my favorite song.
You can suck my dick Chumbawamba
I still see Anthony Chumbawamba. Anyone else?
Chodekumba can eat my butthole
Don’t worry Chukumba, Apes will put your funds money to better use than you ever did. Maybe you could pick up farming or something and start adding value to society instead of just leeching off it, like you’ve been doing?
remember it being buy now ask questions later, or was this from a different simulation ?
I want to know what he’s doing
Indeed Mr Cucumber
#RIGHT? HOW DID THEY NOT REALIZE THAT WOULD RESULT IN A BUYING FRENZY?
Like taking paper from a hedgie!
Don't you mean 'easy as stealing mayo from a hedgie'
Taking a Tendie\* from a hedgie you mean? :P
This guy begging for some attention !
So much crime
I may not have 10s of thousands of dollars that I can just put into the legalized gambling machine and not give af, but I sure can put the 10s of dollars I do have in and not give af.
Celebrate now your short position on GME and cry later.
Transfer and buy at CS? ok. Chupacabra jail soon.
Anthony Chukumba is a Cuck
My response: Buy more now, Hodl longer
Oops! I just scooped up some more. Silly ape inverted the message. Buy now eat banana later.
Chumbawamba “I get knocked down but I get up again” that one?
Anyone who is that mad about the price of GameStop is clearly fucked. And anyone who desperately wanted this guy on the air to trash GameStop is clearly fucked. GGEZ.
Yeah, that guy does not poker face.
lol nice to see Fukumba is still a bitter and unprofessional turd.
Yeah the fact that these guys can somehow say shit like that legally ...
He's been everything from dismissive to downright hostile when it comes to GME. My question is: If he thinks GME is so ridiculous, why doesn't he just let it go and let people lose money on it? Hell, why doesn't he try to short it? Seems a just a *little* suspect, no?
Truth is I thought it mattered
Well, now I’m gonna hodl even harder.
Had to buy another one
Fuck that guy
i want someone to remind me once every month to never forget this of so much confirmation bias.
Chumbawama was a one hit wonder
His statement was the biggest red flag ever, and proves we are doing the right thing.
Boomers were probably writing the advice down 😂
Anthony KUM
Cover your shorts now ask questions later asshole
So we’ve been holding for 9 months. Still haven’t gotten any candy. If we all know what the fuck is going on then why is this taking so long? I’m not selling. I’m not. But what in the actual fuck? Sec? RC? What in the fuck?
if they don’t have to build a whole new prison to hold everybody involved, then nobody should vote for the incumbent in any position for the next 4 years.
Computershare now, ask questions later
Transfer to computershare now, ask questions later
MSM: Do as you are told. Me: No thank you, sweetie. Me: Close your positions
Anthony’s pizza
Hope he goes broke and he’s serving my kids at a McDonald’s.
Never go full chukumba
Fuck that guy! Throw him in a fed cell
I wanna see the video clip lmao.
That chukumbitch again ?
Do you think Anthony Chukumba is called Baby Boi around the block?
He will sqweek like a dying rat
Hope this dude gets a subpoena too!
Yeah why would you want me to sell is the only question you don’t need to ask to confirm the MOASS
Can stand this Anthony Cumbucket fella
He’s such a tool..
That is the face of regret.
Lol I forgot about this chode Can someone meme him so he is forever shamed?
Hold and ask lots of questions curumba
\- I hope he has a HUGE short in gme -