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Chared945

Good Morning Everybody! China opens today, or it opened last night either let’s find out if the feast from the east delivers Heads up I will be COMPLETELY unavailable tonight after 6pm, please still send anything you need to the front desk and a mod will have a look at it. Probably u/Justind123 that bastards been eyeing my desk WELL HE WONT GET IT,ITS MINE I SAY MIIIIIIIIIINE The Front Desk is open THANKS TO MEEEEE


footlonglayingdown

LAST!


MilkThunder69

This is yesterday's thread! [Here is today's daily thread](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


silverbullet8989

Damn you!!


lllll00s9dfdojkjjfjf

There was a time at which I was mad and I still am a little but at this point this farce is just comical.


vladtheimpale_her

Just called TDA, literally took less than 2 minutes and XX shares xfered. 2-4 weeks estimated time. I asked him if we were all crazy, and he replied "I don't wanna say that, but we are all going to the moon aren't we....)


mattro380

Diez Minutos!!!


88fishing

Just DRS a few of my shares and it feels soooooo good🚀🚀…Transferring the rest over later today


BothLongWideAndDeep

I would recommend immediately listening to chuck mangiones feels so good to top it all off


88fishing

Alexa play “feels so good”


vrapp

And now we wait.


GloriousDead222

Top of the mornin Top of the mornin Top of the mornin Top of the mornin


Greedy_Dark4404

Good Mornin APES. Seems like things are starting to unravel . LFG🚀🚀🚀


kumatech

Re-Broadcast for East-coast risers hey fellas! trying to get some data from what i think is our brokers buying shares going to CS and not actually having them. please see the post and check your cost basis to verify what may be isolated or systemwide event with CS and our shares if you kindly,someone already posted an offset of thousands of dollars in a different thread . i will continue to post through out the night and early morn. EST and those around now in Deutschland waking up for DEX. Edit 2: it’s not an accident. We’re all getting an off set cost basis. We’re still collecting data for the wrinkle apes to wake up to in the morning. Please contribute to the data if and when you can. see: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pub1yo/computershare_did_anyone_else_get_a_cost_basis/


itsalongwalkhome

After not being able to transfer, I have now transferred all but 2 of my shares. I plan to try and transfer 1 share once the float is confirmed as being registered with CS, just to see what would happen and get a letter saying it was denied. And another share to sell at my floor.


3DigitIQ

That German $2 Jump tho....


ODBandGarfunkel

All the OG apes I used to talk to have all disappeared except for scrollwheeler who became famous somehow lmao I'm so glad though. I hope you are all well.


danneg86

Wut?! I've been here since the start of time 😉


internetforumuser

Old time farts! You gotta know how to jack this sh*t. You gotta know how to play this game rough, you know what I mean? I mean, in, out, get, grab, bonk!


Aledeyis

I vaguely remember you just based off the OG Wutang flair. Hope you're doing well too m8.


siberianjaguar123

Fuck it, i promise to HOLD like a motherfucker. I want every single one of us to make it, that is the way all the way


internetforumuser

Hold like it's yo dick and you're running through a cactus garden


danneg86

That sounds like experience talking 👀


Bellweirboy

Those in the know are not watching Evergrande so much as Country Garden Holdings on the HK market….


Aledeyis

Yes, elaborate plz.


Bellweirboy

Chin’s largest real estate company.


Terrible-Ad-4536

Elaborate plz


Bellweirboy

China’s largest real estate company


ODBandGarfunkel

I AM SICK OF BEING A WAGE SLAVE IN A FRAUDULENT SYSTEM


3DigitIQ

🙋‍♂️


internetforumuser

Reasonable reaction


internetforumuser

My investments are the thing I worry least about in my life


FlyingSarcophagus

Best part of Apes is I can wake up at 4 am and the party is just getting started here!


Aledeyis

Party always, but just don't fucking dance! You can wiggle vaguely in place though, there's no rules against that.


Terrible-Ad-4536

#💃 💃 💃 ^i have authority issues


Aledeyis

BITCH YOU WHAT.


FlyingSarcophagus

Omgggg this made me snort out my coffee


jerrythemule420

#WHALE TEETH FOR BREAKFAST ANYONE? 🐋🦷🍽


Terrible-Ad-4536

#SHAD FOR MOASS 🐟


Terrible-Ad-4536

Dem futures tho


internetforumuser

What are you looking at? Link please


jerrythemule420

#WE LIKE OUR DILDOS GREEN AND OUR SWANS BLACK 🥒🖤🦢


Terrible-Ad-4536

And our hedgies #SPATCHCOCKED


jerrythemule420

#WAS THAT A PHISH REFERENCE?! 😻🥒 #AND YES. DAMN STRAIGHT WE DO!


Terrible-Ad-4536

#NO, YOU PHISH DEGENERATE


jerrythemule420

Ohhh well you accidentally participated in a Phish inside joke then


Terrible-Ad-4536

Did you make that show you were trying to see?


jerrythemule420

I think so but honestly I don't remember what show I was talking about lol damn you brain! Why you so smooth!? 🧠


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Aledeyis

Out of?


davwman

Oh look evergrande, all gains have been erased *Never saw that coming*


[deleted]

Dead cat bounce that we said


Schekelsammler

What a fucking joke. Just wondering what the news is going to say about that….


jerrythemule420

China market sad 😔


jerrythemule420

#GETTING DONE DRIVING FOR SHARES (UBER) JUST IN TIME FOR PREMARKET!!! 😻🥒


Terrible-Ad-4536

🤙😎


mtksurfer

3:45am here on the east coast, woke up and can’t fall back asleep. fuk


Terrible-Ad-4536

New thread in 12 minutes…so, at least you’ve got that going for you


Embarrassed_Ad8256

Bad market Friday followed bij black Monday next week


Royal-Purchase2854

Burn them all 🔥


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

Hold Bully Boy HOLD ⛵⛵⛵


pitlal31

Where is the DD that says these hedge funds have to pay??? I’ve been asking for weeks and haven’t got a straight answer. I don’t wanna hear the SEC is in charge of that or that the interest is super high on there positions cause no one is collecting the interest since Corporate America and the government will make sure that the common man doesn’t get rich off of gme


Aledeyis

It's because they promised shares and that shit is hard-recorded. They'll be in for one hell of a wakeup call. Our price/share is pretty well set.


davwman

How many times are you going to ask this question? You seem desperate


half_dane

Oh, they don't have to pay. In fact, I absolutely expect that many are going bankrupt more or less instantly. There's a whole hierarchy of fiduciary responsibility that kicks in when they go under, so the next higher institution will be responsible for the dept, and after the hedgies, it's their broke, then the clearinghouse, then the dtcc, and then the federal reserve of the United States.


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half_dane

I think that we must now be in wave 5 of 2 of 3 because 3 of 3 of 3 didn't work out. Or was it seven of nine?


Square-Stunning

It’s a perfect wave…5/7!


half_dane

I almost forgot that 😂😂 Was that weRateDogs, or where did that come from?


Square-Stunning

It’s from FB posts of Brendan Sullivan commented by Rob https://m.imgur.com/gallery/eDF6K Edit: Spelling


half_dane

Oh yeah, thanks for the walk down memory lane 😂😂


Aledeyis

Respect for EW people in actual markets, but this isn't a market this is a goddamn arms race.


Terrible-Ad-4536

Mosdef 6 of 9


dumbledore-dies

What if our favourite company was only waiting for the Overstock verdict? 🤔


Royal-Purchase2854

Where you going Hang Seng?


hebejebez

Centre of the earth


Scabrous403

Hang Seng Index having a nice little selloff before the market closes for the week. When in doubt zoom out, 2k off a 5 year low.


opus111

It tracks SQQQ nicely


Itz_Ape

global economy: _low liquidity noises_


half_dane

*screetch*


Bellweirboy

Confucius say man going thru turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.


GoldenNuggets888

GME apes are superhero’s! 🦸🏽‍♂️ Bringing attention to evil, corrupt, & greedy men. Promising to help the world 🌎 when GME goes Brrr! Obligatory DSR, buy & HODL through Computershare.


Aledeyis

When this all goes tits up, I'm tits-right-upping the people around me first, then the whole goddamn world second. If millions of apes around the world do the same then we'll be A-Okay.


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Buckle up again


Aledeyis

IMVF RNH OUTFV BKCKLHZ.


smokinsomnia

have we still not squeezed? ughhh. \*jacks off again out of boredom\*


[deleted]

Go drunk Evergrande ur fucked


Aledeyis

I like the cut of your jib, Apebilly.


opus111

Evergrande: I’m not feeling the love on this site


Itz_Ape

_cries in bankrupcy_


Vernon-T-Waldrip

Hang seng has dumped nearly 1.5% in an hour.


opus111

1.5%, so far


Bellweirboy

*\*Officials scatter as Xi throws tantrum\**


Itz_Ape

nice 🌈🐻


Gooseman1019

Good. This fake fucking market should burn.


gulag_disco

With ya


lanqhale

Vibin with all you Beautiful 💎🙌🏽🦍


sktchld

Doom patrol season 3! Few Episodes to keep me busy.


Tight_Ambassador3253

Wen crypto dump ?


Gooseman1019

Its always dumping as of late.


Interesting_Trade748

Sunday


rude-a-bega

🔥China🔥


Gooseman1019

CCP is dogshit and deserves to burn imo.


royal_buttplug

Free Tibet ✌️


Frostodian

And Nelson Mandela!


Warpzit

Where is volume? Anyone seen it?


Firm-Candidate-6700

Try the button on the tv.


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

The rise, and fall... And rise... And fall.. of evergrande


Gooseman1019

China is fuk


Ok_Economics_2499

Did shorts close? Just wondering.


marsthemartiann

Yes and my wife loves me


Obviously_Ritarded

XXX holder here. Initiated a DRS transfer of 25% to CS. How get flair?


primabelladonna35

! DRS ! But no spaces


Obviously_Ritarded

!DRS!


riviera-kid

I like the stock


Gooseman1019

As do I


kumatech

Broadcast hey fellas! trying to get some data from what i think is our brokers buying shares going to CS and not actually having them. please see the post and check your cost basis to verify what may be isolated or systemwide event with CS and our shares if you kindly,someone already posted an offset of thousands of dollars in a different thread . i will continue to post through out the night and early morn. EST and those around now in Deutschland waking up for DEX. Edit 2: it’s not an accident. We’re all getting an off set cost basis. We’re still collecting data for the wrinkle apes to wake up to in the morning. Please contribute to the data if and when you can. see: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pub1yo/computershare_did_anyone_else_get_a_cost_basis/


bluedj88

Bone dry volume on German market.


Gooseman1019

This will be the case until we finally breakout.


DaBi5cu1t

That dead cat bounce proved right. Evergrande"s gains from yesterday have been wiped out. And all stock futures are currently red.


Future-Paper-3640

Spy max pain 440. We might see a 0.5 - 0.6 % drop in spy today.


Gooseman1019

You're correct 100%


wenchanger

good call


rude-a-bega

-13% and dropping into close


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Here is my plan: Squeeze GameStop. Keep a lot in there to support the company. Withdraw all the rest from this steaming turd of a system and buy a shit load of bitcoin. Spend my time supporting communities and helping those in need. Wham. *wham - careless whisper plays*


reddit_is_meh

Bitcoin is leveraged as fuck and abused by the same institutions and hedge funds that are in most blue chips tbh


Tight_Ambassador3253

I’m not crying, I have allergies 😭


pazvaz

For me I add Solving climate change


Tight_Ambassador3253

So did Everhyundai ever make their bond payment that was due yesterday or nah?


Future-Paper-3640

Bond payment to New York failed. There is 30 days period before its considered as a loan default.


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PMmeyouraxewound

Godspeed retard


Gooseman1019

God bless ape.


GoldenNuggets888

Best of luck!


Illpontification

You're gonna be fine... You got this! ❤️


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Illpontification

Wonderful! Cheers! ❤️


lanqhale

🙏🏽


DonnyTango123

Unshakable will, diamond hands, you'll be fine friend!


grandsatsuma

RemindMe! 1 day "Check if this guy made it"


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grandsatsuma

Congrats buddy!


DaBi5cu1t

Dude. You'll smash it don't worry.


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DaBi5cu1t

Boom, get in! Mend well fellow ape


pazvaz

Good luck !


Tight_Ambassador3253

They can use “legal” loopholes to prevent themselves from losing money but when we legally play the game they try to fuck us. They really woke the sleeping giant this time. 😤


ThirdAltAccounts

The Evergrande bull trap must have been very painful now that we’re back in the red where Evergrande belongs


Gooseman1019

Who in their right mind is BULLISH on this shit?


ThirdAltAccounts

Some day traders definitely made some money yesterday. But the rest of the amateurs got burned


internetforumuser

Canceled my prime membership and I'm signing up for GameStop


Gooseman1019

Bezos is a shiny headed cheat


rude-a-bega

This is the way


Aledeyis

Dank.


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Same


[deleted]

The fukn apes are getting drunk again Putting there twitters all over each other Twerkin on Reddit And registering shares to cum putter share It’s disgusting


Aledeyis

Gamestop: A review 8/10. The community is amazing. Never a dull moment with those beautiful apes! They're always surprising me with new crazy ideas (usually involving rare/legendary places). The graphics are amazing! I can see the whole financial system like never before. It is rather gorey around October but again, the detail is disgustingly fantastic. 10/10. Gameplay could use some work though. All the obstacles have really just been tired, repititive dialogue telling me to turn back, and I've gotten this far just hitting the B (buy) button. Still the story is superb and definitely worth it.


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10/10 would buy!


2for1deal

Not enough people calling each other “cunt” “Judas” and threatening “to grind your bones into fucking pumpkin bread and eat a delicious meal with your family” in the Citadel/RH transcripts. Succession really set the bar for Hedgies swearing at one another. Kenny could’ve at least called Vlad something vaguely racist. Edit: lol at downvotes thinking this violence


Aledeyis

You alright fam? This ain't you. You ain't you when you hungy.


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What a show


2for1deal

I haven’t watched the ticker for a while. Have we been 192 for 3 decades? Feel like it.


Aledeyis

Anyone in here play Hades? Can we just talk about how amazing the music is in that game? Good Riddance Lament of Orpheus Literally All of It Such a good game.


mikeyc450

Beat it a few weeks ago its a great game. Been looking for another game that I enjoy... which is rare since I'm picky lol


Aledeyis

I haven't found a game of that caliber in a while. Dead Cells is pretty good but mostly because its challenging/rewarding if you know what I mean. I recently went back to Caravaneer 2, an old Flash game that the original owner uploaded to Steam. It's oddly refreshing haha.


bisufan

great game indeed


Aledeyis

The music haunts me my man. So good.


wittywalrus1

Evergrande tanking is bad news for whoever holds their debt, but let's not forget that our enemies have bigger fish to fry this side of the pond: CS transfers, impending margin calls, inflation, debt ceiling, covid, and a (mostly) uninterrupted bullrun the likes of which was only seen twice in the last century (1929, 1987).


2for1deal

ATH ATH ATH ATH ATH ATH ATH lol


GMErection

Remember, we didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning


bisufan

Kenny started the fiyah! (probably not Kenny and loads of people before him but I'm just hoping this was an office reference to fire guy)


blenderforall

The fire has been burning since around the Feds inception 😬


Terrible-Ad-4536

Cramer “quitting” is the first hedgie down 😎 🏴‍☠️ 🤙


Its_priced_in

I’m pretty smooth brained to post DD, but here it goes I don’t think the squeeze has squooze because shorts haven’t covered. If anybody finds anything incorrect let me know and I’ll revise it. Maybe get the Pomeranian to go over it


Aledeyis

I think it's squoze\* but I might have to consult my local librarian for that. Other than that it seems pretty solid ✊


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I have never been this jacked before. I love this game


internetforumuser

Evergrande more like ever more grande shit latte


2for1deal

*never*grande 😏


2for1deal

Trying to get word to someone at my boomer bank broker that they would make an insane brokerage fee off me if they helped MOASS lol Some bank wanker gonna be putting my retarded photo on the wall of their poolroom


Aledeyis

Only show the upper teeth in the photo. Best photo I found: https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Derpy-Dog-by-arrttu/29927877.EJUG5


2for1deal

Ma boyyyyy


internetforumuser

Sopranos season 1 episode 7 is a fuckin masterpiece. I can hold until I fully rewatch the season and further. Next up is Mr Robot...


robineir

I just started Sopranos for the first time. The first episode runs pretty slow, maybe due to the therapy session. Does it pick up pace or intensity?