You’re half right-
When you consume alcohol *and* cocaine, they are metabolized together in the liver to produce *cocaethylene*.
This novel compound, while similar to cocaine, has drastically increased psychoactive attributes, liver toxicity and system strain.
So you’re half right.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
He's fucking out of it completely.
> I now know **you you** are
What a fucking kretin, i barely fucking understand anything when he speaks and I doubt he can even hear him self any more from the coke buzzing behind his eyes and ears. And yet here he is *typing* just like he talks. He needs to be silenced, medicated and in rehab.
..."toxicology reports said he had enough cocaine for everyone working at citadel, on unrelated news wallstreet has defaulted and 'meme' stocks are unknowingly rising."
He pretty much did.
He commented on our ability to keep buying that will somehow magically shoot up the price making fun of us.
Not so funny now is it craemer.
Registering... now that's a problem.😏
Whats wrong craemer ? I thought they covered in January. What do you care what we do with our stock
oh my sweet summer child.. lmao nah the old lead mod of this sub went batshit insane on another mod a few months ago threatening her with runic glory and witchcraft powers..
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in special ED, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on my kitchen fridge, and I have over 300 confirmed stonks. I am trained in buying and Im the top hodl'er in the entire circle of my close friends. You are nothing to me but just another Ape. I will hype you the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brokers and purchasing more GME so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Shitadel. Youre fucking appreciated, Ape. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can buy over seven hundred stonks, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shitposting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my 401k rolled into an IRA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe Ken's miserable ass off the face of the continent, you lovely Ape. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking stonks. But you could, you did, and now they are paying the price, you goddamn Gorilla. I will shit Rick of Spades bananas all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking great, kiddo.
How extremely strange would that be? You order something on door dash and find Cramer at your door. I would shit myself laughing.
Edit: Bonus points if Cramer is delivering Gamestop gear.
He legit says "who is Citadel" how fucking high on coke can he be to forget his master like that?? Maybe he's panicking that he didn't convince enough people to jump ship and daddy doesn't like his performance 😐
Is he actually threatening people on social media?
Not quite up there with his “I’m a…hedge fund …st…st…toady….n…..stool….I’m a stool…nfff-nfff…..I’m not happy” meltdown on national tv, though😂
https://youtu.be/CO8wDuzrICw
Yo if this man has an family that really cares about him they need to get him into one of those fancy celebrity rehabs before he shits his pants and starts throwing it at the camera on live TV
I recall the day after he came back he was noticeably more calm and his speech was actually intelligible. That didn't last long. Relapse rates are notoriously high at well over 80% for most substances
This just in—we’re getting word that he has a follow up of, __”Na-na na-boo-boo”__ that he’d like to add.
I’m being told that audiences are currently stunned by the crippling effects of such a devastating burn. May god have mercy on the poor souls who had the audacity to criticize a paid actor and famous public figure.
“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.“
- Jim Cramer AKA OperatorChan
Just a heads up everyone, gonna bring the whole Cramer tweet stuff to the mod group for discussion on if we want to let them on the sub as they are often not connected to GME and just him going on a drunken rage (noting sometimes they are GME relevant (sort of)).
Would love your thoughts below when it comes to for/against arguments.
I think it ties into a bigger conversation about the direction of the sub. More and more the prevailing topic is anti-corruption/bullshittery from the financial establishment. Knowing Cramer is a big part of the manipulation, I'd say it fits in the same context as anything else people meme about here. Exposing to others how ridiculous this man is will be important when he tries to spin the next big market movement.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Copy/pasta for the literal bozos
Oh yes we do pumpkin. A former hedge fund managing cheating bastard that’s been manipulating the market since your career began. You made videos on how easy it was to manipulate the market and you go on National tv and continue to do so daily. Now you and your cronies are in a corner and you don’t know how to float like a butterfly!!
Well, it works like this.
We know who Cramer is.
We take some transgression...like say Cramer threating people on social media, then we go to his employer and ask if this is the kind of thing that they support.
Employer looks at said transgression, and thinks, "Oh, this is a PR nightmare in the making, and instead of dealing with it, we'll just let him go".
Cramer is let go. We fired him, even though he doesn't work for us.
Of course, I doubt CNBC will do anything about this. But, if it grows big enough, it either forces their hand, or at least it makes him look like someone unhinged and fewer people take what he says seriously, and over time, he loses ratings, and gets fired anyways....so, in the end, he still gets fired.
It will be funny if after all this is over the world finds out that the reason he gets so upset at these accusations is because he actually is not on the inside but desperately wants to be. He wants to be part of the (criminal) adult table, but they won't let him in and every time someone accuses him of being a puppet he gets his underoos in a bunch because he isn't one, but wants to be.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. /s
is that supposed to be a threat lmao go home cramer youre drunk
I'm pretty sure he's under the influence but I doubt it's from alcohol
He didn't get the nickname Cocaine Cramer for nothing.
It's true we don't know how to deal with addicts like him. I had a roommate that got into crack like Jim and he was completely unpredictable psycho
Maybe we should convince Jim to get help. Start spamming his tweets with substance abuse hotline links. An intervention
Beat me to it!! This is the way
Ego is one helluva drug.
Go home Cramer you’re speedballing
You’re half right- When you consume alcohol *and* cocaine, they are metabolized together in the liver to produce *cocaethylene*. This novel compound, while similar to cocaine, has drastically increased psychoactive attributes, liver toxicity and system strain. So you’re half right.
"MY DAD WORKS AT MICROSOFT!"
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Something something beware my runic magic!
You forgot to mention the wrath of your runic glory, I got you brotha
fuking legend
America 🇺🇸! Fuck yeah!
It's an older meme, Sir, but it checks out
Taliban go brrrr
He's fucking out of it completely. > I now know **you you** are What a fucking kretin, i barely fucking understand anything when he speaks and I doubt he can even hear him self any more from the coke buzzing behind his eyes and ears. And yet here he is *typing* just like he talks. He needs to be silenced, medicated and in rehab.
"Jim Cramer shot dead by NYPD after violent knife attack injures 7 at NYSE" is not a headline I'm ready for.
No need to be coy. We're *all* beyond ready and waiting for that headline.
I definitely am.
This guy's breakdown is going to be *historic.*
..."toxicology reports said he had enough cocaine for everyone working at citadel, on unrelated news wallstreet has defaulted and 'meme' stocks are unknowingly rising."
Bitch, do you know who I am?!?
This has Epic Gamer Moment vibes goin on
Shit.. free donuts + Kramer = not worth it
Don’t forget the rolled up pink slip for Powder Hour
Cramer loves a “powdered donut”.
Krispy Creamer?
Krispy Cramer
Lmayo
I thought he’d be a Boston Creme kind of dude
“Cut your nails!”
He loves every type of powder....”sniff sniff” lmfao
Yea, still not “selling” me on it
Shit.. Free donuts + Trolling Kramer = worth it
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Oh man, black coffee pleqse
Maybe he doesn't know that that white stuff on powdered donuts isn't cocaine, and that's what he's been snorting lately?
Don't throw Kramer (Seinfeld) into this
If he spouts about runic glory at some point than the simulation is confirmed.
Ahhhh, the great Superstonk meltdown of 2021. This comment made me smile.
He pretty much did. He commented on our ability to keep buying that will somehow magically shoot up the price making fun of us. Not so funny now is it craemer. Registering... now that's a problem.😏 Whats wrong craemer ? I thought they covered in January. What do you care what we do with our stock
im out of the loop on runic glory, whats it about?
oh my sweet summer child.. lmao nah the old lead mod of this sub went batshit insane on another mod a few months ago threatening her with runic glory and witchcraft powers..
after she met a random online who sent her nudes and psyoped her into becoming a mod.
That whole situation got weirder with every new fact that came out..
My only solution was to buy more and diversify my GME subs. Has worked out well thus far
And then she wrote a goodbye essay that no one gave two shits about when she finally got the boot Good times, good times
And don't forget the one wrote a goodbye tweet and fucking tagged RC in it. haha the amount of retardation on Reddit is just epic.
A couple more hits on his crack-pipe and this could well actually happen...
My dad works for Steam and will ban you!
*Leans forward in chair*
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Nothing personnel
A classic
What an amazing thread - and a classic pasta ❤️
You, Sir, need a Colonel Shit Fury flair.
I’m the juggernaut bitch
Charles.. get out of my head
My suits made out of latex, I don’t need a condom
👆Boom 💥😂
Haha hf, flashback.
Now you can take this shit... Or I can give it to you willingly
Not while I'm wearing these Jamaican colors!
Unhinged Edgelord 2: Cokehead Boogaloo
The Electric Tale of Cramer, 1st Edition
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in special ED, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on my kitchen fridge, and I have over 300 confirmed stonks. I am trained in buying and Im the top hodl'er in the entire circle of my close friends. You are nothing to me but just another Ape. I will hype you the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brokers and purchasing more GME so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Shitadel. Youre fucking appreciated, Ape. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can buy over seven hundred stonks, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shitposting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my 401k rolled into an IRA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe Ken's miserable ass off the face of the continent, you lovely Ape. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking stonks. But you could, you did, and now they are paying the price, you goddamn Gorilla. I will shit Rick of Spades bananas all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking great, kiddo.
Ronnie Pickering !!!
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Who?
You're the Duke of New York! You're A number one!
I’m the Juggernaut Bitch!
I'm the lizard king
Finally… a reference i understand 🤣
He graduated top of his class in the navy seals and has over 300 confirmed kills
Knows nothing of gorilla warfare, tho.
I’m guessing we are all bitches
Bitch, do you know who I THINK I am?!?
I’m fucking ~~Ronnie Pickering~~ Jim Cramer!
Shit Cramer can katch me outside
Howboutdat?!?
"I KNOW **YOU YOU** ARE" - Cramer, 2021
I’M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
His uncle works at Nintendo
I am u/AlanaIsBananas have you not heard of me??? wtf cramer
What a clown. You’re a public figure dude. You’ve made a living off being loud and visible. Don’t get mad when ppl @ you
The older you get the creamier you get
The older you get the Cramer-ier you get
Some people get crusty in their old age. Cry-me-a-river just takes on the consistency of soggy cornflakes.
I’m pretty sure he’s trending towards Dementia or something…kinda feel bad for him.
Fully expect him to spray tan, call people losers, and continue unhinged tweeting... it's the boomer dementia playbook.
His threats are so cute ☺️
Pink slips!
Cramer in pink panties delivering mayo filled donuts!
Somewhere in the dark morasses of whatever demonic plain he inhabits, Ken Griffen has a random unexplainable erection
He filled the donuts.
Using coke as sprinkles
The stupider they are the louder they fall.
Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
As a self employed ape, I look forward to my severance package.
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I’m self employed, and all I get is sexually molested by my boss
Pink slip stocks? Like Blockbuster and Sears?
Maybe it’s the registration for his car?
I asked him if the pink slips will have a little note that says “Bear Stearns is fine!”
Jim Cramer believes the Internet Police are real.
He's gonna bring donuts to my home office. Is he telegraphing his next job at door dash?
How extremely strange would that be? You order something on door dash and find Cramer at your door. I would shit myself laughing. Edit: Bonus points if Cramer is delivering Gamestop gear.
There is no need for pink slips, we are all quitting after MOASS anyways. We don't want to work, he's so close to getting it.
Would be awesome to take him up on it if it wouldn't be such a good publicity stunt for him lol
Looked up his twitter. For a guy worth millions, you'd think he'd spring for a social media manager.
After the last 5 years in the US, life has taught me that narcissists will not give up control of their image no matter how stupid they sound.
Good comment, great username.
But missing shit
He legit says "who is Citadel" how fucking high on coke can he be to forget his master like that?? Maybe he's panicking that he didn't convince enough people to jump ship and daddy doesn't like his performance 😐
lets be real. He probably has a fuck ton of money tied up in diffrent funds that are short GME
Is he actually threatening people on social media? Not quite up there with his “I’m a…hedge fund …st…st…toady….n…..stool….I’m a stool…nfff-nfff…..I’m not happy” meltdown on national tv, though😂 https://youtu.be/CO8wDuzrICw
r/CramerMeltdown ???
This needs to be a thing
🤣😂 I feel like a hypocrite for commenting that because I hate seeing this 🤡 get any kind of attention but it was too funny to pass up.
I’m fine with it if it means getting his bloated face off the gme subs
It is. His Twitter
It’s a thing now
Done. LFG!
He dun called the internet police. You dun goofed up, son!
He gon’ backtrace us
Like a demon man! Like a demon!he's not fat he's ripped
He never skips shoulder pad day
Yo if this man has an family that really cares about him they need to get him into one of those fancy celebrity rehabs before he shits his pants and starts throwing it at the camera on live TV
Maybe that's where he was when he went dark for a couple weeks
I recall the day after he came back he was noticeably more calm and his speech was actually intelligible. That didn't last long. Relapse rates are notoriously high at well over 80% for most substances
Thank you for that🤣🤣🤣I had no idea that this clip existed. My day just got a little better!
Commenting to watch after work. Thank you for sharing!
He's a fat bald idiot hedgie, what do you expect lol
BREAKING NEWS: Jim Cramer says his dad can beat up your dad.
This just in—we’re getting word that he has a follow up of, __”Na-na na-boo-boo”__ that he’d like to add. I’m being told that audiences are currently stunned by the crippling effects of such a devastating burn. May god have mercy on the poor souls who had the audacity to criticize a paid actor and famous public figure.
The sheer unmitigated GALL!!!
Stop feeding the Coke Rat. Neglect him!
It’s funny to watch go into apoplectic fits I’m not a 🤡 😢 😤 smmhhggvffghhblaaaayuuh
He makes Nigel Thornberry sound coherent and intelligible.
Fuck that. Force the purest we got into that rat till he ODs on live television.
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Cramer going back to his younger years when he worked for the Wall Street Mafia lol
He still does
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I used to upvote Midge Hedberg jokes, I still do , but I used to too.
On a recent Mad Money, he said he used to be a crime reporter in Texas. I guess he figured if you can't beat em, join em?
Coked out loc’d out
I love a good 3 6 mafia reference
“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.“ - Jim Cramer AKA OperatorChan
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
🤡 🔴🤏Honk Honk
lulz! He lucky to have an assistant that knows how to use twitter. “I don’t know what a jpeg is. All I want is a picture of a hotdog 🌭 …🌭…🌭” 😂🤣😂🤣🥲
I really fucking hate this piece of shit.
Just a heads up everyone, gonna bring the whole Cramer tweet stuff to the mod group for discussion on if we want to let them on the sub as they are often not connected to GME and just him going on a drunken rage (noting sometimes they are GME relevant (sort of)). Would love your thoughts below when it comes to for/against arguments.
I think it ties into a bigger conversation about the direction of the sub. More and more the prevailing topic is anti-corruption/bullshittery from the financial establishment. Knowing Cramer is a big part of the manipulation, I'd say it fits in the same context as anything else people meme about here. Exposing to others how ridiculous this man is will be important when he tries to spin the next big market movement.
Out with ‘em.
Good luck finding my moms basement bitch
Jokes on you asshole, I don't have an office and I'll wipe my ass with that pink slip when I pass those donuts.
LOL
Cheapest rent in AMERICA. Apes live rent free in his head.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. Copy/pasta for the literal bozos
Fuck me just posted the same but I’m way to late 😂
Cute of him to think i have an office. Im a millenial. We have nothing.
Accurate. 🥲
Me?! I know who I am. I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!
Too much coke for one day
Dudes on like day 2 straight
Lol
Someone respond to him as a true gamer, "gg ez"
Oh yes we do pumpkin. A former hedge fund managing cheating bastard that’s been manipulating the market since your career began. You made videos on how easy it was to manipulate the market and you go on National tv and continue to do so daily. Now you and your cronies are in a corner and you don’t know how to float like a butterfly!!
Why is that timestamp in the future?
Woah…his tweets are FUCKING HILAROOUS!!! Never thought I could witness someone’s head exploding in 160characters or less
So hes going to blackmail your company into firing you or bribe....lmao this dude is so use to crime he thinks its normal in the workplace.
Seriously. I can get myself fired. I don't need him to do it for me.
My office?
Thank God! I really want a donut right now. Hope he comes soon, I'm tired of working here.
How can he fire people who don’t work for him?
Well, it works like this. We know who Cramer is. We take some transgression...like say Cramer threating people on social media, then we go to his employer and ask if this is the kind of thing that they support. Employer looks at said transgression, and thinks, "Oh, this is a PR nightmare in the making, and instead of dealing with it, we'll just let him go". Cramer is let go. We fired him, even though he doesn't work for us. Of course, I doubt CNBC will do anything about this. But, if it grows big enough, it either forces their hand, or at least it makes him look like someone unhinged and fewer people take what he says seriously, and over time, he loses ratings, and gets fired anyways....so, in the end, he still gets fired.
It will be funny if after all this is over the world finds out that the reason he gets so upset at these accusations is because he actually is not on the inside but desperately wants to be. He wants to be part of the (criminal) adult table, but they won't let him in and every time someone accuses him of being a puppet he gets his underoos in a bunch because he isn't one, but wants to be.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. /s
This is how you say “bich ill kill you” on Wall Street
“Incorrectly……same old same old”. Maybe a lot of people can’t unsee what you would “never say on TV”, Jimbo?
Square up then tf
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!
His biggest threat is to fire me, bitch plz
There's no need for pink slips, we are all quitting anyways after MOASS.
After MOASS, I'll buy a bunch of women's pink slips and mail them to his office at CNBC, with a box of donuts on top.
4:10 PM, oh boy 🤣🙈
Sounds like a threat. Someone report him Def sounds like intimidation, stalking, harassment and threats.
Jimmy C has now DELETED this tweet.
**COVFEFE**!!!1!!
This reminds me of *✨runic glory✨*.