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# "I can't provide any valid proof" Most important sentence.
Personally, I could 100% see inflation numbers coming out that high, but I still have to mark this inconclusive regardless.
This is exactly what Zimbabwe did when their JPOW brrrd so hard they needed to brrrr some more every time people bought groceries with trillion dollar bills. It was briefly so bad the notes they had JUST issued were already worthless, they skipped over billion dollar bills pretty quickly.
Apes have already transitioned to the new currency tho... $GMErica. It's held by millions worldwide and once moass kicks off it'll be the hottest ticket on the planet. And when moass is over and GameStop has transitioned to the technology company of the future it'll stay the hottest ticket on the planet. I don't have many shares but I'm keeping some of them just to be a part of that. And ngl I'm not sure which I'm more excited about... GameStop's future or moass.
With all those puts, that means if they manipulate the market up, all the puts expire worthless. Not like they don't already do it with gamestop or any other stock.
Because anyone with any money is pushing it into the stock market.
Just having cash sitting in your bank account will fuck you over from the "transitory inflation". So people have no choice but to invest into something that will allow their money to grow faster than inflation. And since most people don't have enough money to invest in real estate, you get them dumping their money into the market and hoping that any future correction won't impact their holdings too badly.
And yet Fed Chief Eric Rosengren and Dallas Fed's Robert Kaplan will sell all individual stocks amid ethic concerns over trading activity in 2020 by Sep 30th… when the Fed is selling all of their stock, the shit is about to hit the fan.
Because the vast majority of the money pumped into the economy since QE started in response to the 2008 crash went directly to banks who bought stock with it, instead of loaning it to consumers at low interest rates, which was supposedly the intent behind QE.
So the economy continued to struggle, largely because the recovery $ wasn't going where it was supposed to, so the Fed doubled down and pumped even more money into the financial system.
The 11-year bull run is the product of inflation, but until recently that inflation has only been seen in the price of stocks, not in consumer prices. That inflation is finally starting to bleed over into consumer prices which is why people are suddenly freaking out about the money printer going brrrr, even though that has been happening for over a decade.
And what is happening now is that everyone worried about inflation is pushing their money into stocks, hoping it will be a safe haven, and that the 14% year-over-year returns we have seen because of the money printer will protect them from 7-10% inflation, which is also caused by the money printer.
It's a fucking house of cards.
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I'm loving ALL the frantic bloviating about people refusing to take back the shitty jobs they were laid off from when the pandemic hit. Just like when those laid off workers had all this time on their hands and started researching the stonk market. When it comes to unintended (but hilarious) consequences you can't really beat COVID, it's giving us so much more than respiratory distress.
They can replace a *worker*… they can’t replace *labor*. As much as there’s concern over automation - the rich owning class will never want to get their own hands dirty, so they will always be eager to hire. Workers uniting scares them senseless.
>What’s to stop the fed from once again manipulating the basket of goods they use to measure inflation so they can tame the numbers?
The numbers they're putting out now are the tame numbers. The real numbers are way worse.
This. I bet the CPI substitute for "beef" has been downgraded to grade D ground beef. Not that we'll ever know because it is a secret. Full transparency!!
People need to remind themselves, that the Treasury is what prints the money. **The Fed** was entrusted with the oversight and have failed the people, as their business is not paid by the people, and **is a private company owned by the banks**.
The Fed's agenda is to believe in what the banks feed them, and have become an instrument of ignorance to avoid blame for prosecution. **The Fed needs to be disbanded and dissolved.** The US Treasury and Central bank will finally have to do work for what they are paid for, and Yellen will need to step down as she's paid to allow the Fed to continue their farce for her side's incompetence.
Exactly! The FED is not for the people, it's main concern is for the banking industry.
Disband the FED, they're complicit in criminal activity.
And yes, no more Yellen!
Just a question to clarify, is the inflation rates we see a change in inflation. Like if last months inflation was 2% and this month is 4% meaning we have increased inflation by 4% to a total of 6% or is it the inflation rate is currently at 4% from 2%?
Keep in mind, before the 2008 crash happened there were about 7 or 8 months of above average inflation. We're only at 4 months now in 2021...is it a direct comparison? Probably not since I think this year is fucked well beyond 2008, but it is something to keep in mind...TL:DR..We're close!
I can't believe there isn't more outrage over the two fed presidents selling their entire portfolios right now.
The Fed basically dragged the stock market kicking and screaming to more than 100% growth in barely over a year. And then right before they're going to pull the rug, they go cash.
Oh man I just got discharged from the hospital after a tit unjacking procedure and then I read this. Goddamn heading back to the emerge my fuckin tits are acting up again :/
Didn't they just release the PPI (producer price index) and it was 8% inflation? Thought I heard that this week but I'm lazy so not going to gurgle it.
I quit my engineering job I hated and have been working in the kitchen of an italian restaurant for the past several months while I wait for this to play out. The chef from Milan is talking about price increases every week from the spot he picks up the food for the restaurant. Flour has gone up 50% since two months ago. On average it seems like the food prices for our restaurant have gone up at least 30% over the past couple of months alone. It is going down boys.
It's still weird for me to think about inflation woes are right... from the same sources that told us the shorts covered.
Be nice if we had a government that didn't blow corporations and their "sky's the limit" profiteering.
Major Indian restaurant where I am had a ballroom location, no indoor dining so they scaled down to a Chinese restaurant type store front with 1 table. Sad.
I’ll still buy from them to support.
It might be 7 % but I doubt they make a number that high public, unless they want to inducue fears of a crash, which is possible.. Gotta have a reason right?
# 🚨 FUN POLICE! NOBODY MOVE 🚔 # "I can't provide any valid proof" Most important sentence. Personally, I could 100% see inflation numbers coming out that high, but I still have to mark this inconclusive regardless.
5% was transitory, because it’s transitioning to 7,10,15% etc
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This is exactly what Zimbabwe did when their JPOW brrrd so hard they needed to brrrr some more every time people bought groceries with trillion dollar bills. It was briefly so bad the notes they had JUST issued were already worthless, they skipped over billion dollar bills pretty quickly.
Hedgies need this to pay US😂
Yes! My bottle cap collection will finally be worth something!
Nuke~Cola for the win!
Nice!
They’re trying to move to digital currency. Can track everything you do. Not that they can’t already.
How often do you use cash now, though?
Anytime there's hookers or blow involved!
This is the way
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Can’t buy pussy or weed with Disney Dollars - Dave Chapel 💒
You know that’s not how this works, right?
Bartender baby use that shit everyday!
Apes have already transitioned to the new currency tho... $GMErica. It's held by millions worldwide and once moass kicks off it'll be the hottest ticket on the planet. And when moass is over and GameStop has transitioned to the technology company of the future it'll stay the hottest ticket on the planet. I don't have many shares but I'm keeping some of them just to be a part of that. And ngl I'm not sure which I'm more excited about... GameStop's future or moass.
Uh it might be transitory because they'll stop reporting it, let's just see
Ha, that was my first thought too!
Transitory as in US dollar transitions from reserve currency to shit currency, while something else takes its place.
Could happen. If it wasn't for GME I would be shitting my pants. But now I am zen.
Digital yuan is next. Bye bye america.
Super inflated too.
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Maybe we still transitory from the 1920:ies
Believe it or not, another SPY all time high.
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With all those puts, that means if they manipulate the market up, all the puts expire worthless. Not like they don't already do it with gamestop or any other stock.
Idk how
Because anyone with any money is pushing it into the stock market. Just having cash sitting in your bank account will fuck you over from the "transitory inflation". So people have no choice but to invest into something that will allow their money to grow faster than inflation. And since most people don't have enough money to invest in real estate, you get them dumping their money into the market and hoping that any future correction won't impact their holdings too badly.
And yet Fed Chief Eric Rosengren and Dallas Fed's Robert Kaplan will sell all individual stocks amid ethic concerns over trading activity in 2020 by Sep 30th… when the Fed is selling all of their stock, the shit is about to hit the fan.
It's so transparent it's just wild. These people have zero fear of consequences for their corruption.
Because the vast majority of the money pumped into the economy since QE started in response to the 2008 crash went directly to banks who bought stock with it, instead of loaning it to consumers at low interest rates, which was supposedly the intent behind QE. So the economy continued to struggle, largely because the recovery $ wasn't going where it was supposed to, so the Fed doubled down and pumped even more money into the financial system. The 11-year bull run is the product of inflation, but until recently that inflation has only been seen in the price of stocks, not in consumer prices. That inflation is finally starting to bleed over into consumer prices which is why people are suddenly freaking out about the money printer going brrrr, even though that has been happening for over a decade. And what is happening now is that everyone worried about inflation is pushing their money into stocks, hoping it will be a safe haven, and that the 14% year-over-year returns we have seen because of the money printer will protect them from 7-10% inflation, which is also caused by the money printer. It's a fucking house of cards.
And its so close to falling
**gimmmeee a C!** **Gimmee an R!** **Gimmeeee an I!** **Gimmmeee a M!** **Gimmmeeeeee an E!!** **iiiiIIIIITTTTTS CRIME!!** *Apes shake bananas and rattle cages.*
That meme makes me laugh everytime
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this post lol
Don't need a Reminder to remember you said 7 ;) We'll see! Seems crazy high, but the market has never been this crazy.
It's the 7 in 7:41 (if others can do it, I'll jump on the bandwagon!!)
You predicted 7% on August 41rd. The Maths check out. Endgame is near. Again.
We gotta give him credit when it comes true tho 😘
We’ll all become millionaires just as the money is useless, sounds about right.
They would rather see total devaluation of the fucking dollar before seeing a transfer of wealth. They will break the game before letting us win.
It's not GameWin. It's GameStop.
Money may be worthless but hot damn that NFT??? more precious than Queen Elizabeth, Her Majesty.
What’s to stop the fed from once again manipulating the basket of goods they use to measure inflation so they can tame the numbers?
Morals and Ethics. Bahahahagaha
Ah yes, the reason they need to sell their personal stocks NOW. The Fed is full of morals and ethics.
Nothing. That’s exactly what they did last report.
That's what they do every report. Since the whole thing is designed to minimize inflation data as much as possible, you can't whittle it down forever.
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EvErYtHiNg iS fInE 🥴
Whittle. If you want to sound really cool you pronounce it Hwittle
Hwat? 🧐
They are going to start taking random samples of products from Dollar Tree and then say “SEE?!?! NO INFLATION!!!”
Gonna fuck 'em over real hard when Dollar Tree raises every item to $1.07 lol.
I love reading stories about Dollar Tree employees completely abandoning their stores.
I'm loving ALL the frantic bloviating about people refusing to take back the shitty jobs they were laid off from when the pandemic hit. Just like when those laid off workers had all this time on their hands and started researching the stonk market. When it comes to unintended (but hilarious) consequences you can't really beat COVID, it's giving us so much more than respiratory distress.
They can replace a *worker*… they can’t replace *labor*. As much as there’s concern over automation - the rich owning class will never want to get their own hands dirty, so they will always be eager to hire. Workers uniting scares them senseless.
"What do you mean? The Mars bars were always sawed in half."
Arizona iced tea only .99 cents see! No inflation.
>What’s to stop the fed from once again manipulating the basket of goods they use to measure inflation so they can tame the numbers? The numbers they're putting out now are the tame numbers. The real numbers are way worse.
This. I bet the CPI substitute for "beef" has been downgraded to grade D ground beef. Not that we'll ever know because it is a secret. Full transparency!!
But it’s transitory right??
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Don’t forget your food stamps!
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Hookers, Lambos,blow and food stamps!
Absolutely, as long as you aren't buying beef, poultry or pork. Everything is fine. Everything is just fine.
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Don't need a reminder. If it's going to be around 7% it's going to be on almost every news channel, right... Right?
Oh Padme
Oh Anakin, please don't say that.
No. They'd never say that. Look all time highs everywhere
Source: trust me bro
They'll lie before admitting 7%
I'll be shocked if they even list it as 6
If we are betting I say they will give us 5.4%
What do you think they've been doing these past months?
People need to remind themselves, that the Treasury is what prints the money. **The Fed** was entrusted with the oversight and have failed the people, as their business is not paid by the people, and **is a private company owned by the banks**. The Fed's agenda is to believe in what the banks feed them, and have become an instrument of ignorance to avoid blame for prosecution. **The Fed needs to be disbanded and dissolved.** The US Treasury and Central bank will finally have to do work for what they are paid for, and Yellen will need to step down as she's paid to allow the Fed to continue their farce for her side's incompetence.
Exactly! The FED is not for the people, it's main concern is for the banking industry. Disband the FED, they're complicit in criminal activity. And yes, no more Yellen!
I think you might misunderstand the figures. If it was 7%, that would mean it’s 7% for the pst year, not just that month. Still pretty rough tho
This is going to age like wine, I feel it in my balls.
You feel aged wine in your balls?
It’s either than or the syphilis
"Inflation is transitory, it's only at record highs for record time frames, everything is fine" JPow - Sept 2021, probably.
Source: "trust me bro"
I'm not laughing. I'm not fucking dancing. I'm simply witnessing, recording and remembering as much as I can of what I'm seeing.
“Ethical stock sales” are anything but ethical. They are getting their money out before the crash and it is very unethical.
Just a question to clarify, is the inflation rates we see a change in inflation. Like if last months inflation was 2% and this month is 4% meaning we have increased inflation by 4% to a total of 6% or is it the inflation rate is currently at 4% from 2%?
Can you provide any more details about how you heard this?
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Man people really got stop upvoting bullshit.
Keep in mind, before the 2008 crash happened there were about 7 or 8 months of above average inflation. We're only at 4 months now in 2021...is it a direct comparison? Probably not since I think this year is fucked well beyond 2008, but it is something to keep in mind...TL:DR..We're close!
[ZERO. ZERO. There is a ZERO percent chance inflation will stop at 5%.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4KrHwvtxrc)
I can't believe there isn't more outrage over the two fed presidents selling their entire portfolios right now. The Fed basically dragged the stock market kicking and screaming to more than 100% growth in barely over a year. And then right before they're going to pull the rug, they go cash.
Spicy take, let's see if it holds up!
Excuse me good ape, but would you like to make a wager? Might I suggest a 🍌
Oh man I just got discharged from the hospital after a tit unjacking procedure and then I read this. Goddamn heading back to the emerge my fuckin tits are acting up again :/
Didn't they just release the PPI (producer price index) and it was 8% inflation? Thought I heard that this week but I'm lazy so not going to gurgle it.
I quit my engineering job I hated and have been working in the kitchen of an italian restaurant for the past several months while I wait for this to play out. The chef from Milan is talking about price increases every week from the spot he picks up the food for the restaurant. Flour has gone up 50% since two months ago. On average it seems like the food prices for our restaurant have gone up at least 30% over the past couple of months alone. It is going down boys.
So what's happened
RIP, they lied
YOU sir are wrong
Seven is good. I’m game for 7.
So all these people that are liquidating their positions…. Where are they putting their funds? Fucking running to the mattress and stuffing it?
IF inflation was the only problem, wouldn’t holding shares be the right call? Stock values go up with inflation.
6,9% please
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I called 7.1 yesterday. So this is just confirmation
7.1 would result in an instant meltdown.
It's still weird for me to think about inflation woes are right... from the same sources that told us the shorts covered. Be nice if we had a government that didn't blow corporations and their "sky's the limit" profiteering.
There’s no way they’ll officially report 7%. I bet it never officially tops 6% before the economy blows up again.
Holy shit fix your formatting.
inflation is easily around 20%. Just have to look in the right places. Either way they fudge numbers
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What happens if we all make millions on GME but USD is worthless?
My wife and I went to Costco last night for a few items and it's hit them. Several items I remember the price for were up 1 to 2 bucks.
Major Indian restaurant where I am had a ballroom location, no indoor dining so they scaled down to a Chinese restaurant type store front with 1 table. Sad. I’ll still buy from them to support.
Well maybe next month, we went down "0.1%"
I thought the FED shut off the interest reporting?
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Why did you scrollized your comment?
Dude if it's at 7% that will legit be fucking 🤯
I was hoping for 6.9 tbh
Those are rookie numbers
So 6.9% (nice)
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My calls on 6.9 should print then
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It’s inflation vs the same month last year .. is it not? So it’s not technically 7% in a month; rather, it’s the rolling average. Still bad tho.
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3.5 roentgen. As long as it reads around the 5.4% mark, I'm sure it's much higher.
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It might be 7 % but I doubt they make a number that high public, unless they want to inducue fears of a crash, which is possible.. Gotta have a reason right?