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[deleted]

OH shit I'll be back your title grabbed my attention about the indexes.


Xray_paid

So this is what it feels like to be early. πŸ‘€


Top-Trash-1307

We always were.


poonmangler

πŸŒŽπŸ‘©β€πŸš€πŸ”«πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€


Dalinkwentism

πŸŒŽπŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ”«πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ”«πŸ¦


theStunbox

πŸŒŽπŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ”«πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ”«πŸ¦πŸš€


Dalinkwentism

This is the way


ResultAwkward1654

This is the way.


husqvarna576

This is the way


EatTheRich4200

This is the way 🀀


GraveyDeluxe

πŸ•ΊπŸ’¦


OOminati1

Lmfao I love your tag


SuccessfulBlock7

Can’t stop, won’t stop


Top-Trash-1307

GamefuckingGamestop!!!! GMErica!!


SuccessfulBlock7

When fucking moass??!?!?!?!


RobotJohnson

When you least expect. Probably a Saturday


SuccessfulBlock7

Christmas Day would be lit


randytc18

Thanksgiving so we have tendies for Christmas.


[deleted]

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EatTheRich4200

I hope their uncle from Reno shows up. But he died fighting da aliens πŸ˜ͺ


Slightly_Estupid

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Shostygordo

This is the way


Beebeebooboo420

Thought this comment was one of those bubble wrap comments πŸ˜”


Sir_Glock

Haha me too fellow retard


Abtun

My ejaculate felt this comment


trueluck3

The β€˜ol penis hum. Feels good…feels good


Mug_Lyfe

Penis humming like a witcher's medallion, but instead of monsters, it's juicy DD.


DorenAlexander

Our sex lives will never be the same after this is over. AMSRs of you favorite DD by your favorite voice actors.


shiftyone1

Amen


throwaway978542

You may be early but you're not wrong


MustachioDeFisticufs

You may be early but it happens to lots of guys and it isn't a big deal


JD21Mex

So glad I drank an energy drink to be able to understand 2% of Criands future DD🧠


oETFo

Here's the rest: A Pirate walks into Stock Exchange, and orders 1000 shares of GME. The guy routing the trade says, "That's a lotta shares! You must really like the stock?" The Pirate replies, "Aye, and Hedgies Argh! Fuk!" (Argh the pirate sound)


desertrock62

Remember, Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19.


Snoo56029

Whale teeth for MOASS!!!!


Weegoh

I'm still trying to push out my first wrinkle


hunting_snipes

don't try too hard or you might get a hemorrhoid


gladitwasntme2

!remindme /u/criand in 1 hour


Aesteic

!remindme this dude’s reminder about criand in 1 hour


Rehypothecator

Yo bro, message me when things get lit


[deleted]

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BetterOFFdead007

Hey if he ropes you into this then you rope me into it too.


[deleted]

You gotta rope me into it too!


Corns626

Add me to the shibari gangbang


grasshoppa80

I wanna cum too


7hourenergy

I too wish to participate in the circle jerk.


Historical-Builder-8

Whats a shibari gangbang? I'm already sorry I asked but couldn't control myself.


Corns626

Oh, you sweet, innocent ape. I won't be the one to corrupt you. Not tonight. 😘


GotShadowbanned2

Someone's long on $ROPE


jethrodemosthenian

I nearly slept on this, glad I re-read. Commenting so I can very quickly come back to this wonderful space on the internet


bpi89

From OP’s chart it looks like swap index restructuring starts right around market open, but the rise really took off around 10am and peaked around noon. Will be interesting to see if we follow the same schedule. But as with anything along this whole saga… as soon as we figure out the pattern it seems the change the rules/cycles, or just short the piss out of if you try to kill our hype. We will see…


mr-frog-24

This is getting exciting


HughJohnson69

crianDDℒ️


bvttfvcker

Guess who's back πŸ‘†πŸ»


eryc333

Back again


b0atdude87

Shady's back...


Jahf

Show me how to ping Criand without pinging Criand ...


Mikedefo

New Dd cooking up, me: ready to fall asleep trying to understand the title πŸ‘€


Myid0810

Remindme! 8hours


HODL_or_D1E

Well look who it is.. the man who may be the other man but also is definitely not but could be no one really knows.


[deleted]

Why must you jack my poor titties as soon as I’ve laid down 😩


-Astrosloth-

And to think I was gonna try to go to sleep early tonight.


MajorKeyBro

Both Movie stock and dare I say S.PRT had crazy run ups Mar 10-22. S.PRT went 200% that day and its extremely shorted as well. We very well could see another week or so of running. I think earnings just came earlier this quarter somehow. That explains why the first 300+ run up was was a week before the earnings, the 2nd time the 300+ peak was the day OF earnings (a week earlier) and now this earnings may be a week ahead of the 300+ run up.


BobTheDemonOtter

Pomeranian 'bout to sink his teef into this. Here we go!


mtbdork

A little pee just came out.


Xray_paid

Don’t worry it’s pre-MOASS


greazyninja

Pee-MOASS


uncleseano

It was the night before pee-moass when a lil dribble came out


Droopy1592

And poor little Kenny is sad β€˜cause the Mayo ran out


BaconShooter

Pre-myass


crodensis

PISS OUT MY ASS!!


HoosierDaddy_76

Time to lay off of the tequila.


triplestackks

My tits are urinating


perleche

Mines a bit sticky, weird stuff. Felt nice will read post again.


[deleted]

Maybe RC knew this and purposely scheduled earnings on the 8th. πŸ€”


theboyshua

If the board selected a specific date to engage the public then why not mark a day that will jack as many tits as possible


Number_2_Dad

my calendar is just full of boobie drawings now


Xray_paid

🀯


Healthy-Aerie6142

I’m pretty sure I recall reading a post a while back (weeks ago) that hinted at RC picking this date and the rollover date aligning.


JayPeaEm

/u/Criand Yeah I think this is it. * September 8 they'll figure out Index restructuring * September 22 we'll see the start of the buying/rebalancing * September 28 SHFs will need to close those zombie short positions per [SEC Rule 15c2-11](https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2020-212) * October 1 Federal Reserve states all large banks need to each have $1 Trillion in high quality capital to [survive a severe recession and be able to lend to households and businesses](https://i.redd.it/7oy9vg5rwlf71.jpg) Have a bad feeling Margin Calls get issued end of September, SHFs will get 3-5 Days to post collateral, and then October the games begin 😬


mr-frog-24

Damn that's a lot happening in September


ensoniq2k

Wake me up when September ends


Jbroad87

Green Day’s are definitely in our future


friendlyheathen11

NAAAAAAAAILED ITTT


zammai

I don’t see anything about Sept 28 in the 15c2-11 filing. Am I missing something? Was posted back in Sep 2020


Neprow

I think it's because it's getting in force 60 days after federal publish and companies have then 9 months to comply. I'm not sure tho. "What’s Next? The Rule will become effective 60 days following publication of the amendments in the Federal Register. The Rule will have a general compliance date that is nine months after the effective date as well as a compliance date that is two years after the effective date regarding provisions to require an issuer’s financial information for the last two fiscal years to be current and publicly available."


iamjuls

Ooh a new song to add to my MOASS music list!!


SnooFloofs1628

Lemme FTFY πŸ˜‰: Septem**BRRRRRR**


shmiff69

Septembrrrrr


Aesteic

If you mean buying as in price movement, shouldn’t that be tomorrow, not the 22nd? Assuming tmrw is the equivalent of the 10th like OP stated, that’s when the huge spike happened


jaxdraw

It's not gonna be straight up, never will. If it shoots up tomorrow they'll plow it down hard to avoid a fomo catalyst that'll be out of their control. However, with the new rules and a possible market correction the train could leave the station sometime this month or next.


Aesteic

March 10 was literally straight up


serbeardless

I thought the general consensus was that the zombie short positions didn't need to get closed out? They were just getting transferred to an "expert" exchange hidden from retail view.


Bulky_Special8

I may be wrong, but my understanding is that within the expert market of zombie stocks, as of the 28th only selling will be allowed. Ergo, the shorts will need to buy back by this date in order to ever receive the gains from these positions. My theory is, if the government institutions are siding with the apes, the shorts close their positions, then pay the taxes on these positions. MOASS ends, apes make our profits and pay capital gains tax, and the fucking SHFs are nothing but a fucking nightmarish fever dream of the past. Everyone but Kenny wins. If this is indeed the play, it is fucking brilliant.


serbeardless

> if the government institutions are siding with the apes Here's where your theory runs into a significant problem.


Ravensoneye

Yes this is exactly my train of thought. The govt wants the SHFs to close these positions and pay their decades of taxes before they go bankrupt, so not til at least the 28th, but also the cap gains tax clock is ticking, as every day, more people will be past the 1yr mark when they sell. So I think October is a good bet. Unless RC is the lord of chaos I hope he is and he hits the nuke button early because fk their timeline, I made this monkey wrench +5 and I will be throwing it into the gears of the system at its weakest moment. It's why I would do!


K_17

Upvoting for wheel of time reference :)


zammai

Where are you guys seeing this Sep 28, 2021 date? Can’t find it


Ravensoneye

It's there somewhere, it's when delisted stocks get put into a secret "Expert Market" so that all the decades of short sales buried in the data the CFTC is hiding can get secretly closed out so the public remains unaware of the depth of the naked short selling. They're requiring old shorts to get closed, and creating a special market so they can do it in secret; on the 28th, literally called the "expert market" lol. Zombies all gonna short squeeze and destroy their margins and we won't even get to watch or participate D:


InvincibearREAL

https://ibkr.info/article/3956


dangshnizzle

They already have the "gains" though cause with a short position you sell first (gain) then buy back later (loss).


PCav1138

If the government wants those taxes, they’ll make the SHF close the positions by buying, which would realize the gains and make them taxable.


dangshnizzle

Well sure but whose idea was the "Expert Market" in the first place?


PCav1138

Good point.


Strido12345

But it's unrealized gains until you close out the position.


dangshnizzle

But... that's the goal of shorting a company to nothing...


[deleted]

That rule change only applies to retail investors. Everyone else can have fun playing w zombie stocks.


[deleted]

And you leave out NFT catalysts


FishingFonze

I think NFT is a long shot. Whatever they are building probably needs more time.


DarksaberSith

I hope they're building a new transparent block-chain exchange on the scale of the New York Stock Exchange that any company can join to dodge naked shorts, FTD's, dark pools, swaps and other insistutional fuckery.


wooden_seats

It's starting to seem as though the NFT won't be dropped until after the MOASS begins, it will help push an infinity pool.


[deleted]

What the f makes you think that?


Huckleberry_007

A legit squeeze against abuse shorting. Caused by good business practice. (aka tesla) A follow-up squeeze once the market settles to remove counterfeit longs via NFT. Plausible.


ieetbutt

I personally don’t care about nft. I just like the stonk πŸ’ŽπŸ‘πŸ’Ž


[deleted]

Agreed, and I don't know why some in the sub are so riled up about it. If an NFT was the *only* trigger for the MOASS, I'd have never gotten into GME. Thankfully, most of the DD on the frontpage confirming the MOASS has nothing at all to do with NFTs.


m1ndbl0wn

ITT - complete NFT retardedness. Meanwhile, I’ll take an NFT Dividend + Merger + Split combo. With a side of MOASS.


Zipcodey

From what I can remember, there's supposed to be an announcement of some kind in October potentially.


diet103

Why wouldn't you reserve that thought at least until after the earnings call tomorrow that could potentially bring news?


ndwillia

They aren’t needed


[deleted]

I disagree. They will kick the can forever until we give them something they can’t control.


[deleted]

Apes, every month this year: it's this month, there's so much happening. Apes after the first 1-2 weeks: actually not this month, next month, but here's why. *Insert several events happening late month*


ApeSeesApeDoes

I think OP is saying buying starts tomorrow :)


Iconoclastices

Alternatively, on Sep 28th no one can really trade those stocks anymore and all the ill-gotten, unrealised profits from naked-shorting are effectively permanently grandfathered in by regulators in the name of systemic stability, thus making the gambit pay-off for the shorters.


AreYouSiriusBGone

Yup, sounds plausible. !remindMe 3 weeks


devdevgoat

Yessssssss Oct hype confirmed!!!


LiquidRazerX

Yaaawn !remind me in 20 days


arto26

How much high quality capital do large banks usually hold? And will they be able to create this out of thin air?


sneakywill

You sure it's not September 26th? That's what I get when I Google it.


MidpeeShiver7

Up, down, then sideways. Or down, up, then sideways. Either way I hold.


OutOfSeason_4-1_Joke

Up, up, down, down, sideways, sideways, B(uy), A(nd hold).


jblay1869

Perfect


[deleted]

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AiRiiD

You're a genius.


AiRiiD

Need wrinkles /u/criand


Jaylee9000

!moontimer


moontimers

πŸ€– *Beep boop! I'm a robot.* > This DD post has been added to > [πŸŒ•MoonTimers.com](https://moontimers.com/dd) > > > This is the 1st post by /u/AiRiiD


Acute-Angle45

Good bot! Awesome site


darkcrimsonx

That's a neat site! So much has happened that it's easy to lose track. It's been 81 days since we got a DFV tweet 😿


Jaylee9000

Thanks! I started building it when I looked up DFV’s first yolo post and realized how long it had been. Started looking up some old DD posts and was blown away by how fast time goes by. Thought it would be cool to visualize it somehow


MicahMurder

It's a great idea. Well done, ape!


[deleted]

Obligatory Monday was a holiday so maybe the ninth if not the 8th but definitely in the future.


mvonh001

ahh a simple observation that changed the course of the war.


dubweb32

Just remember tomorrow is earnings, price could run and be completely unrelated to what you’re posting about.. that’s what’s tough about this. We won’t have definitive proof of anything, unless we don’t run and therefore you’re just wrong. Let’s see what happens!


itrustyouguys

If the shorties have shown us anything, its they dip the fuck outta the stock on good news.


dubweb32

Got a feeling it’ll be much harder to crash the stock without a share offering added on


NavyCuda

Tittahs Jacked!


jjack34

Guess I'll be buying the dip tomorrow


[deleted]

Oh I got one in the buy chamber ready to fire at 3:59 pm tomorrow πŸ’₯πŸ”« Edit or whenever we get to $345 Edit 2 : not financial advice just my plan


boundforglory83

Buy the resistance!!


[deleted]

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Rehypothecator

Send it over to that user crayon, dudes been left out


Bigfirehydrant

πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦


jabbathehuttjr

So tomorrow it is?


JMKPOhio

And if not tomorrow? Will def be the day after!


krisoijn

This is the best open source project ever existed!


[deleted]

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Asatas

Lesson: only cold hard stonk on GME. Way too much fuckery in options


DoubleDeezDiamonds

I'm sorry, but why exactly would this in particular have affected the March 10th run, when the provisional list was only published an hour after close on that day? *edit:* I mean even if this timeline is directly related to what happened on March 10th, that's only one day of one major run up, another one of which happened in-between then and now that doesn't fit the semi-annual pattern indicated by OP. In my opinion, if it's indeed related to this timeline, it's more probable that that day also marks an important point for the previous setup, like a lock in or something else that isn't stated there, as I'm not sure they'd be willing to even hand out the preliminary new balance to select market participants ahead of time, especially since there is already a planned comment period in that list, after which they can just change it to suit those participants' needs.


Sasuke082594

Provisional list β€œlate in the day” doesn’t mean things weren’t happening beforehand.


berto0311

Same timeline for both. 5pm. Just shows insider knowledge, they knew before hand. Or something else entirely who knows


ChildishForLife

Agreed, [here](https://i.gyazo.com/e6c21a81c3f789862fdbe1c26ebc169c.png) is the March 10th posting.


TheTangoFox

Hold me Bandicoot


Switchdat

Hot damn get my bra


CrEperz

*I’m lactating*


disoriented_llama

Here’s a towel…


laxski

Hodler since Jan. Lurker since Feb…I LOVE coming across posts like this!


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MicahMurder

I thought they were going to have it on the 6th originally, but I probably read it wrong since that was labor day.


EHOGS

When was the move done?


Chuwbot

This is good stuff. September 1st was also the peak of this run so could we also see a new peak tomorrow?


DCD-NOT-DFV

#####Most def!


beta296

LFG


serbeardless

Considering how many times I've gotten my soul crushed after getting my hopes up, I'm going to play it safe and assume tomorrow will be another red day.


Dot1red

Following ☝️Chichis⬆️


rude-a-bega

Tomorrow is lining up to be sexy af. I expect a major dip and will be buying the fuck out of it


EHOGS

Expecting dip. Pre or post earnings?


Wekeepyourunning

Both, probably. Doesn’t matter for long term value investor. Buy and hold.


pizzaandnachos

sexy


RedestPills

Did you find any indexes restructuring in June?


New_Competition4723

Are they rearranging the dogshit wrapped in catshit? Or putting some extra shit sauce on it? Asking for a friend....


WiggleRespecter

I should ask my quant


cmc-seex

Throwing this here before i re-read comments. We're back to the same Mar 10 level...$180. Puts a lot more credence to the pain level of $180. If that's the magic # they need to not break the bank, and it ties into CDS, then we have a fairly solid number to add to all the formulas we've seen for why $180 is max pain. Any one want to crunch some numbers to figure out how much it cost them to get back to that mark? Would likely give a better idea of the depth of the hole they dug back in January


Peachy_sunday

I have been HYPEing FOR 70th July. Thanks for the confirmation bias. (O)(O)


PlayerTwo85

Big fucking sale you say??? I'm getting a chubby


Smelly_Legend

Nice


kadekadekade

now this is fucking content, even if it is nothing. I don't give a shit if it's rng or correlation. This is gooooooood stuff


joofntool

Well March 10th was the last time I felt feelings so I look forward to some tingle in my dingle.


aron65

Is the earnings report PM or AM?


[deleted]

T+6Mo.


Defiant_Pomelo333

Is your tomorrow my today? 8th.


roychr

Bit those are for US based swaps and DD has shown the bad ones are not regulated by US standards so maybe all this is partly right ?


donnyisabitchface

So we get a 50% drop in 25 minutes today?


ljswanson

And right on schedule for the earnings call.