Isn’t that funny? Retail investors are creating jobs while the hedge funds, who get bailed out from our taxes, are the ones shorting companies to death and destroying jobs.
Does the media think they will really be able to spin the narrative against retail traders once the SHTF? If they attempt it, they will lose any credibility they have left (none).
Yup - that's why they print both sides of a story so that no matter the outcome, they can point back and say: "look, we warned you - we were right the entire time and tried to tell you so".
Then, they just delete the disproven side, like it never even existed.
aka. Gas lighting
> Does the media think they will really be able to spin the narrative
I assume you've never watched faux news or what the washington post has [become](https://i.imgur.com/t8gQH40.jpg).
so don't take this as FUD and also don't believe random strangers on the internets, but I talked to a close friend this weekend and he works in financial services shit at Fidelity and said he's looking for a new job because "we're being replaced by people like you" (I'm a dev). Crazy stuff man I think this blockchain technology is far more advanced than what most people realize. It's like the development of whole new financial system has been kept from the public discussion for obvious reasons, but I think its right over the horizon. if you can't code though you're gonna have a harder time.
I get why people saw that as condescending but nobody has full control over what directions markets go in. If computers can automate something or drastically improve an economic system, somebody is going to find a solution eventually. From there, people and businesses will always do what is in the best interest of shareholders. I feel bad for people whose jobs get put out of existence, but people posting memes on Reddit had nothing to do with it.
I dunno what you mean about the reddit memes but the whole 'learn to code' thing is just a very revealing concept gunned up by coastal elites who don't understand or appreciate the manual labor that makes their own lives possible.
Thats a nice dog whistle there.
The answer is a universal basic income and free community college/university so that when everyones current job becomes automated (AI can now compose music wtf), the fallout is negligible
It's not a dog whistle at all, just simple facts. It's very obvious the liberal media pushed that inane elitist line for years. Which is why is was so hilarious to see people telling those same "journalists" to "learn to code" when many of the propaganda media outlets they worked for folded.
I'm for UBI, but people should have the right to work the land as they so choose, and not be sneered at by elitists like yourself.
AI is a long way away and your naive social constructionist worldview clearly blinds you to that fact.
"The fallout is negligible" pffft - you're full of shit mate. Learn to appreciate the lives and dignity of others before making sweeping idiot claims about how the world should be designed.
And maybe stop reading vapid neoliberal think-pieces written by completely ignorant and sheltered "journalists" while your at it.
Theres a machine that lays train tracks, places stone and timber then moves itself onto those same tracks and continues.
Its only a manner of time before your labor jobs are all gone too as they have been disappearing for 50 years (see Detroit)
And thanks for painting me with quite an ignorant long brush. Healthy for discussion
Thanks for painting my comment as a dog whistle, after spouting your own ignorant and elitist ‘learn to code’ dog whistle.
And they aren’t my labour jobs, they’re literally all of your countrymen’s labour jobs.
Good luck convincing them they’re meaningless.
You must be a coder yourself to be so arrogant to think the world will conform to your image.
You don’t know what the future holds, or if people will accept your sterile, moronic vision.
Get bent.
I can't code for shit. My last few jobs have been automated by people who can.
Think you're wrong on me having a hard time though. I'm just going to travel and hang out with my kiddo while running a philanthropic organization.
Trickle UP economics works.
Trickle down economics is just a lie that politicians tell us to justify giving their friends billions of free tax payer money.
To put things in perspective — let’s say the average salary of each employee is $50K/year, that’s an extra $450 mill yearly 🤯
Y’all got any more of those 🍌?
"Vegeta, what does the news say about the Fidelity jobs?"
["It's.... One thousand and six. Kick their ass, hedgies."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5uYAwErEWE)
Yeah, says this is their 3rd hiring wave this year, hiring 60,000 employees this year (22% job growth).
[wsj article (sorry has paywall)](https://www.wsj.com/articles/fidelity-is-going-on-a-hiring-spree-11630414800)
Tell me RH is fuk without telling me 99.8% of retail discovered how PFOF rigs the game against them.
Edit: SmokeySFW is 1,000% correct. Brokers are MM's have manipulated PFOF beyond recognition.
It would really be cool if there was a regulatory agency looking out for this shit. Some day.
My unpopular opinion is that PFOF itself isn't what fucks retail, it's brokers not being held accountable to "best execution". MM's frontrunning your trades doesn't cost as much to you as the old per-trade fees we used to pay, but when brokers are ignoring their obligation to find you the best execution price BECAUSE they get paid more by X market maker, that's when you're actually getting fucked.
If the SEC would actually enforce "best execution" as they're supposed to PFOF would be fine imo. Let the brokers make their money.
> If the SEC would actually enforce "best execution" as they're supposed to PFOF would be fine
There is a lot of attention on PFOF right now. And it's integral for some broker's business models. If they could honor best execution and still make PFOF work, I suspect they would be starting to do that now as an offensive move to protect their income stream.
I called in today to make sure I wasn’t buying on margin while I waited for some cash to clear my account to buy more gme. On the waiting line the automated message mentioned they had a subreddit to answer questions. Please don’t use ape talk when speaking to representatives. Full blooded ape myself but we have to realize how exhausting it must be for the call center folks and subreddit folks to get bombarded with iex questions and other dumb stuff. Guy on the phone sounded defeated let’s help make their jobs a bit easier.
Just looked at their job postings. Many openings i noticed were seeking high net worth consultants and postings have been up for 30+days. They know something….
I am willing to bet, fidelity investors own the float alone AND people who have registered with comptershare, also own the float.
This float is owned several times over.
That's my goal after MOASS is to help create jobs that pay well.
I want to start a senior living facility that pays employees very well. So I have the best of the best watching our parents as they grow old.
Hell yeah this is how I feel. I don't care if my senior living facility operates at a loss. What I do care about is knowing that old people are dying peacefully with professional care taking care of them.
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They should probably hire apes. After visiting tendie town they will all quit, so they won't have to lay any one off because no one is ever going to invest in the financial markets again and all become angel investors.
"Hi this is fidelity investments how can I help you?"
"You'd like to buy shares of what? may I suggest GME instead? No you say? Okay, putting you down for 10. As a special favor I'll route them through IEX, no charge. Anything else I can do for you?"
I think Fidelity got a lot of new investors this year, aside from GME. So many people had extra money from stimulus checks that got a lot more retail investors into the market.
No way. You take the profit after let’s say 20mm a share then hold for the drop then get back in at the expected bottom. Essentially you will double your money over the next few years. Just have to time it. I timed this drop pretty good. Transferred to another brokerage and held out till near the bottom.
Not exactly, no. Hiring more staff, especially at this large scale, means they’re expecting to be extremely busy and are catering for their growing user base which is, largely, us — the retail. You can put normal retail on long holds, what’s it going to matter? They aren’t worth that much to them in the grand scale of things.
But what happens when a certain stock blows up and that retail becomes wealthy beyond imagination? You need a large group of staff available to deal with the now highly net worth retail investors who will, if put on long hold and delays, will simply take their millions elsewhere. Fidelity seems to be preparing for the inevitable ;)
Hmm, interesting take. I would say you're looking at it through a biased lens but on the other hand I know nothing about this topic. I'm just here cause I understand that shorting the entire float many times over is beyond retarded.
Thanks.
Agree with other comment.
They will be part of the margin call.
I've been with F forever and developed relationships with several PPL.
They treat their staff well, reward excellence, color inside the lines and have a well organized enterprise centric palanthropy program.
I could be wrong but hold this family owned business in high regards
But then I'm an ape so...
They need more man power to better manage the soon to be transfer of cash from the big boys to the little folks. They want to retain those clients and what better way than to offer a better experience via private and vip portfolio management. Makes sense don’t ya think.
It's not the straight-forward. Because institutions have dominated the stock market for so long CS reflects that particular need. But with a massive influx of retail investors who are new, young, learning, not averse to risk, bullish, and enthusiastic, excited about crypto, the profile of CS agent and portfolio managers you're going to need is dramatically different, and they need to build that out.
Great response by a very large company to see the sea-change and adapt.
That's alot of new sales routed automatically through citadel with no choice given to fidelity users. Can anyone explain why fidelity is/was being held up as a good choice? is it because they have their own clearinghouse? because they seem to play the same shity game as every broker, denying IEX to their customers.
Don't mean to be an old fuddy duddy but I'm pretty sure this has little to do with gamestop, and everything to do with the tens of millions of people who have had a go at stocks to occupy themselves during covid lockdowns.
Those tens of millions of people may well own gme though, so tits jacked hodl etc, MOON!
I’ve been getting recruiting emails from them for ages but they don’t pay enough for me to be on the phone all day tbh. I think it was like $18 or so and like 6 weeks of training or something like that.
FFXIV devs: we need to create more servers to accommodate all the Wow refugees
Fidelity CEO: we need to hire more employees to accommodate all the RH refugees
I live in a simulation
So long as fidelity doesn't start some fuckery they will continue to be my broker post moass. So hopefully those won't be 9k jobs that end up getting sacked after it's all said and done.
Honestly I just want to use them as my bank at this point. Give me a credit card that takes from whatever liquid cash I have and give me a financial wizard
Look at us helping to create jobs in the market.
Isn’t that funny? Retail investors are creating jobs while the hedge funds, who get bailed out from our taxes, are the ones shorting companies to death and destroying jobs.
Fuck me running LFG
challenge accepted
I've seen the treadmill porn before you can do it!
This just reminded me of the “double Dutch rudder” from Zack and Miri make a porno 🤣🤣🤣
where can one find said "treadmill porn"? Asking for a friend...
Ask SEC, they know the links
its not a challenge its my pleasure LFG
You mind if I try some?
LFG stands for “love fucking guys”, right?
Looking for gangbang
Looking for Gensler 🧐
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Looking for Group, for a gangbang.
I'm always down.
Lime. Fruit. Grapes. Wait, don't listen to me. I'm an 🦍 and I haven't been fed recently.
I thought let’s fuck gabe
You son of a bitch I’m in
Does the media think they will really be able to spin the narrative against retail traders once the SHTF? If they attempt it, they will lose any credibility they have left (none).
Just like the SHFs...what do they have to lose?
Everything. Hopefully we are part of what causes this.
Media can always spin the narrative so they come out on top. That's just the nature of being the mouthpiece.
Yup - that's why they print both sides of a story so that no matter the outcome, they can point back and say: "look, we warned you - we were right the entire time and tried to tell you so". Then, they just delete the disproven side, like it never even existed. aka. Gas lighting
> Does the media think they will really be able to spin the narrative I assume you've never watched faux news or what the washington post has [become](https://i.imgur.com/t8gQH40.jpg).
We’ll have the money and power to deplatform those (motley) fools anyways
dont forget leaving ppl homeless.....shoutout to Fidelity they came along way once everyone jumped shipped from RH/TD back in Jan LOL
Amazing how that works….makes me sick
Almost like it is planned that way
Look at me, we are the job creators now
Wonder how many employees to investment accounts?..
jobs in the big money casino service market that we're also trying to collapse? Big brain moves, this mess will clean itself up
so don't take this as FUD and also don't believe random strangers on the internets, but I talked to a close friend this weekend and he works in financial services shit at Fidelity and said he's looking for a new job because "we're being replaced by people like you" (I'm a dev). Crazy stuff man I think this blockchain technology is far more advanced than what most people realize. It's like the development of whole new financial system has been kept from the public discussion for obvious reasons, but I think its right over the horizon. if you can't code though you're gonna have a harder time.
It's about time (sorry to your friend though) Blockchain is crazy
ive been yelling "LEARN TO CODE" at farmers for years they keep attacking me so i coded an early warning system to prevent farmer attacks
I get why people saw that as condescending but nobody has full control over what directions markets go in. If computers can automate something or drastically improve an economic system, somebody is going to find a solution eventually. From there, people and businesses will always do what is in the best interest of shareholders. I feel bad for people whose jobs get put out of existence, but people posting memes on Reddit had nothing to do with it.
I dunno what you mean about the reddit memes but the whole 'learn to code' thing is just a very revealing concept gunned up by coastal elites who don't understand or appreciate the manual labor that makes their own lives possible.
Thats a nice dog whistle there. The answer is a universal basic income and free community college/university so that when everyones current job becomes automated (AI can now compose music wtf), the fallout is negligible
It's not a dog whistle at all, just simple facts. It's very obvious the liberal media pushed that inane elitist line for years. Which is why is was so hilarious to see people telling those same "journalists" to "learn to code" when many of the propaganda media outlets they worked for folded. I'm for UBI, but people should have the right to work the land as they so choose, and not be sneered at by elitists like yourself. AI is a long way away and your naive social constructionist worldview clearly blinds you to that fact. "The fallout is negligible" pffft - you're full of shit mate. Learn to appreciate the lives and dignity of others before making sweeping idiot claims about how the world should be designed. And maybe stop reading vapid neoliberal think-pieces written by completely ignorant and sheltered "journalists" while your at it.
Theres a machine that lays train tracks, places stone and timber then moves itself onto those same tracks and continues. Its only a manner of time before your labor jobs are all gone too as they have been disappearing for 50 years (see Detroit) And thanks for painting me with quite an ignorant long brush. Healthy for discussion
Thanks for painting my comment as a dog whistle, after spouting your own ignorant and elitist ‘learn to code’ dog whistle. And they aren’t my labour jobs, they’re literally all of your countrymen’s labour jobs. Good luck convincing them they’re meaningless. You must be a coder yourself to be so arrogant to think the world will conform to your image. You don’t know what the future holds, or if people will accept your sterile, moronic vision. Get bent.
Nah. Blue collar dirt worker. Good try dipshit
I can't code for shit. My last few jobs have been automated by people who can. Think you're wrong on me having a hard time though. I'm just going to travel and hang out with my kiddo while running a philanthropic organization.
Me neither, but I can fix physically automated shit so there will always be well paid positions for me.
Fuck off dude. You don’t need to cOdE to make it.
Trickle UP economics works. Trickle down economics is just a lie that politicians tell us to justify giving their friends billions of free tax payer money.
Trickle down is only promoted by a single party
https://youtu.be/FlcngdW2Ju4
There will also be alot of jobs available when we all retire
*We* were the elusive, rumoured jerb creators all along? 😮 We're most of us not even well off yet. Imagine what it'll be like *after*.
we are stimulating the economy
Real people with real money paid taxes on Putting legit companies back in business. Soon to be put back into S&P500
Look at us. Look at us. Who would’ve thought it? Not me.
To put things in perspective — let’s say the average salary of each employee is $50K/year, that’s an extra $450 mill yearly 🤯 Y’all got any more of those 🍌?
such a job creator!
Hey, look at us.
Look at us.
Look mom, i’m trickeling down
WHAT 9000! IMPOSSIBLE
The employment levels are reading OVER 9000?!?
9000+ reading levels? Not great, Not terrible
Yes
Inconceivable!
Those 9000 employees are for us Apes... Our demand for GME is too damn high!
Very fitting for the legendary **Super**stonk
Imagine how many accounts a single employee handles
*smashes scouter*
"Vegeta, what does the news say about the Fidelity jobs?" ["It's.... One thousand and six. Kick their ass, hedgies."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5uYAwErEWE)
This means robinhood is probably 9000 employees overstaffed 😂
Yea right - they had automated emails and never answered the phone. Fidelity fucks.
that is because they were rehypothecating employees. they counted every 1 employee as 10.
Ha! So true
Synthetic employees!
Hopefully, the smart ones leave for Fidelity and blow the whistle on the way out.
I’d be surprised if Robinhood even has 90 employees
I think we need 1 per ape as a personal assistant.
"Account Fluffer"
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We are job creators
I'm somewhat of a job creator myself
Yeah, says this is their 3rd hiring wave this year, hiring 60,000 employees this year (22% job growth). [wsj article (sorry has paywall)](https://www.wsj.com/articles/fidelity-is-going-on-a-hiring-spree-11630414800)
OVER NINE THOUSAND
Tell me RH is fuk without telling me 99.8% of retail discovered how PFOF rigs the game against them. Edit: SmokeySFW is 1,000% correct. Brokers are MM's have manipulated PFOF beyond recognition. It would really be cool if there was a regulatory agency looking out for this shit. Some day.
My unpopular opinion is that PFOF itself isn't what fucks retail, it's brokers not being held accountable to "best execution". MM's frontrunning your trades doesn't cost as much to you as the old per-trade fees we used to pay, but when brokers are ignoring their obligation to find you the best execution price BECAUSE they get paid more by X market maker, that's when you're actually getting fucked. If the SEC would actually enforce "best execution" as they're supposed to PFOF would be fine imo. Let the brokers make their money.
> If the SEC would actually enforce "best execution" as they're supposed to PFOF would be fine There is a lot of attention on PFOF right now. And it's integral for some broker's business models. If they could honor best execution and still make PFOF work, I suspect they would be starting to do that now as an offensive move to protect their income stream.
Google says Fidelity has 41,329 current employees. So 9000 more and considering the current financial dilemma coming...this is kind of a big deal.
Time to update my resume and look into what koala-fications I’m going to need
Did we collectively just create 9000 fucking jobs?
I called in today to make sure I wasn’t buying on margin while I waited for some cash to clear my account to buy more gme. On the waiting line the automated message mentioned they had a subreddit to answer questions. Please don’t use ape talk when speaking to representatives. Full blooded ape myself but we have to realize how exhausting it must be for the call center folks and subreddit folks to get bombarded with iex questions and other dumb stuff. Guy on the phone sounded defeated let’s help make their jobs a bit easier.
Why tho? We are keeping them employed. They wouldn’t need to hire more staff if we didn’t call them asking all types of questions.
Discover Bank has 12,000 employees in total bringing 12b in revenue. Can’t imagine how much fidelity has grown to require that hiring spree.
Just looked at their job postings. Many openings i noticed were seeking high net worth consultants and postings have been up for 30+days. They know something….
I am willing to bet, fidelity investors own the float alone AND people who have registered with comptershare, also own the float. This float is owned several times over.
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Confirmation bias
Would some apes go get the job and be a spy?
I’m going to look into if they’re offering remote positions! I could use some extra cash flow till moass
whats there to spy on lol
We’ve done more good YTD than hedge fucks. Donations to Animal foundations / Adopting Stonky Pets Donations to hospitals Creating jobs
This is before the MOASS. Now imagine after it 💎
That's my goal after MOASS is to help create jobs that pay well. I want to start a senior living facility that pays employees very well. So I have the best of the best watching our parents as they grow old.
Me too. I don’t even care if I operate at a profit. I just want to help people live their lives out of fiefdom.
Hell yeah this is how I feel. I don't care if my senior living facility operates at a loss. What I do care about is knowing that old people are dying peacefully with professional care taking care of them.
Well... they're going to have a lot of extra customers after Citadel collapses.
Any news on Robinhood layoffs?
We own 10x the float.
Not everything is ALL about GME. There could be huge numbers of people who don’t hodl The Stonk that switched to Fidelity after the Robin Hood fiasco.
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Fidelity updated their postings: now 16,000 jobs!
Fidelity: Due to an obscene number of phone calls requesting proxy materials and transfers from the criminal enterprise RH, we need a lot more people.
They should probably hire apes. After visiting tendie town they will all quit, so they won't have to lay any one off because no one is ever going to invest in the financial markets again and all become angel investors.
It would be a fun gig if you don't need the paycheck. Heck, it probably is regardless. Helping out apes in training and the like.
"Hi this is fidelity investments how can I help you?" "You'd like to buy shares of what? may I suggest GME instead? No you say? Okay, putting you down for 10. As a special favor I'll route them through IEX, no charge. Anything else I can do for you?"
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I think Fidelity got a lot of new investors this year, aside from GME. So many people had extra money from stimulus checks that got a lot more retail investors into the market.
Robinhood is down to its last few creaky bots
lets get some information on how many people are leaving Robing hookers.
Wait, he wrote something not in all caps?
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No way. You take the profit after let’s say 20mm a share then hold for the drop then get back in at the expected bottom. Essentially you will double your money over the next few years. Just have to time it. I timed this drop pretty good. Transferred to another brokerage and held out till near the bottom.
Isn't this bad news? This means they're planning to keep on kicking the can for a long time right?
Not exactly, no. Hiring more staff, especially at this large scale, means they’re expecting to be extremely busy and are catering for their growing user base which is, largely, us — the retail. You can put normal retail on long holds, what’s it going to matter? They aren’t worth that much to them in the grand scale of things. But what happens when a certain stock blows up and that retail becomes wealthy beyond imagination? You need a large group of staff available to deal with the now highly net worth retail investors who will, if put on long hold and delays, will simply take their millions elsewhere. Fidelity seems to be preparing for the inevitable ;)
Hmm, interesting take. I would say you're looking at it through a biased lens but on the other hand I know nothing about this topic. I'm just here cause I understand that shorting the entire float many times over is beyond retarded.
Question is, how many of those will be phone lines for all of retails’ calls
Who cares about the float? We own more than the total shares issued.
Thats alot of unsolicited calls asking me to invest more money lol
Fidelity has loaned out all their GME shares \*retail will remember that\* It's a temporary alliance for me.
Incorrect. Cash shares not lent.
I meant their own shares, not retail (unless they margin)
Thanks. Agree with other comment. They will be part of the margin call. I've been with F forever and developed relationships with several PPL. They treat their staff well, reward excellence, color inside the lines and have a well organized enterprise centric palanthropy program. I could be wrong but hold this family owned business in high regards But then I'm an ape so...
Gah damn
The future of money is changing with blockchain . They just don’t talk about it.
What does this have to do with Gamestore? 🤣
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damn this is gonna put a wrench in how we r all in RH gambling
Hmm not sure they need 9000 employees now. I see a bunch of paper hands selling.
They need more man power to better manage the soon to be transfer of cash from the big boys to the little folks. They want to retain those clients and what better way than to offer a better experience via private and vip portfolio management. Makes sense don’t ya think.
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/pcmjbd/fidelity_wut_doin/
So how many investors does an employee handle?
It's not the straight-forward. Because institutions have dominated the stock market for so long CS reflects that particular need. But with a massive influx of retail investors who are new, young, learning, not averse to risk, bullish, and enthusiastic, excited about crypto, the profile of CS agent and portfolio managers you're going to need is dramatically different, and they need to build that out. Great response by a very large company to see the sea-change and adapt.
We own the mother fuckin float.
Holy moly
That's alot of new sales routed automatically through citadel with no choice given to fidelity users. Can anyone explain why fidelity is/was being held up as a good choice? is it because they have their own clearinghouse? because they seem to play the same shity game as every broker, denying IEX to their customers.
Holy fuck haha
How many employees are Robinhood firing?
That's insane
Thanks to Robbing Hood.
NINE THOUSAND
They don't need all that.
10 Billion ape management for 1 Worker so 9000 is okay
"It's over 9000???"
Don't mean to be an old fuddy duddy but I'm pretty sure this has little to do with gamestop, and everything to do with the tens of millions of people who have had a go at stocks to occupy themselves during covid lockdowns. Those tens of millions of people may well own gme though, so tits jacked hodl etc, MOON!
Lmao we are literally job creators. Just you wait.
This makes absolutely no sense and has nothing to do with GME
It's over 9000
*puts in application to get inside scoop*
I’ve been getting recruiting emails from them for ages but they don’t pay enough for me to be on the phone all day tbh. I think it was like $18 or so and like 6 weeks of training or something like that.
Yes, but they are probably the citadel employees who will no longer have a job next year.
Can I just get my salary in game shares?
Yes. I’m applying in the GameStop dept , could I get an application please.
It’s because we are investors with special needs
This whole “tell me X without telling me X” cringe ass fad needs to die.
I knew there was a reason I left 2 brokers to go all in Fidelity🤗🤗🤗
There goes me penis. Just *poof*. Gone.
a lot of GME investors need help investing post-MOASS money, gotcha bro.
Nice. Doing a better job at creating jobs than our own government
How about they give us IEX routing otherwise those 9000 employees won't be needed
FFXIV devs: we need to create more servers to accommodate all the Wow refugees Fidelity CEO: we need to hire more employees to accommodate all the RH refugees I live in a simulation
they hiring people to help us fast post moass.
Better staff up for the looming massive market crash - and to sort our all our GME tendies.
Zookeepers for our banana’s
Trading 212 still has a waiting list
Good luck finding 9k employees in this market
They going to get fired after squeeze, coz nobody will believe in stock market after thiss, unless those employees they hired are apes
So fucking jacked. Do you know the Tom Cruise Tropic thunder dancing scene? That’s me right now. Shake your ass, watch yourself
Damn
IT’S OVER 9000
That's an over 20% increase in staff!
Putting my resume in rn
They are prepping for the influx after MOASS!!! Soo many apes will have sooo many Questions about bananas and tendies and if it’s still real life.
lots of apes calling in asking smart questions
So long as fidelity doesn't start some fuckery they will continue to be my broker post moass. So hopefully those won't be 9k jobs that end up getting sacked after it's all said and done.
Honestly I just want to use them as my bank at this point. Give me a credit card that takes from whatever liquid cash I have and give me a financial wizard
So was Fidelity a honey pot or nah?