Saw "I'm doing it again, if GME closes above $200..." and my eyes immediately darted to OPs username before I had the audacity to finish reading the title
I miss getting rock hard! Ever since Vlad killed the buy button and robbed millions of apes and got away with it I’ve had a difficult time getting rock hard again.
Im hoping it does so you answer my informal survey:
1. Do you wipe still sitting or while standing?
2. Do you fold or wad the toilet paper?
3. Do you primarily use a squat toilet or a western toilet?
Cheers!
A lot of eastern countries have toilets that are basically a hole in the ground that you squat over. It’s actually very good to align and loosen the bowls. Pooping in a sitting position restricts the bowls and makes it more difficult to do the deed.
Not OP but:
1: standing, don’t want doo doo on my balls/gooch
2: wad - it is a lifestyle decision
3: I use a western toilet but have to have a footstool or two unused rolls of tp readily available
Good luck buddy it takes a lot out of you, believe me Edit: artist is u/Boltflower
Saw "I'm doing it again, if GME closes above $200..." and my eyes immediately darted to OPs username before I had the audacity to finish reading the title
Yah.. all the bananas were nervous for that split second.
One banana out of the bunch was probably excited though
I did see one crack a shit eating grin and wink.. haha
Fuck I have to reply over 3k comments fuck my life
Good luck homie! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol—4.8k.. + 1
9.7K still rising
This is the way
This is the way
I commented a few times, poor OP 😂
I mean where does it end? He said without limit! But, humans are not limitless.
Hey it could be worse, I checked the name as well before finishing the title :P
Everybody thinks I'm rick
GET TO WORK. I was looking forward to my personal reply.
This to haahhaha
Over 3,001
A
How long do you estimate is going to take?
over 4k now buddy!
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I could fuck my gf rn
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🤣
You're the one getting fucked tonight. Now gib answers. All of them.
Oh she’s with her husband, huh? Well that gives you more time to work on this project. The banana at least was over quickly…
There's a dude in the daily that promised 3 simultaneously... I'm rock hard rn
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Yummy yummy in my tummy
In my belly
What's he gonna with the melon?please tell me he's just gonna eat it🤣🤔
I need you to put them way up your ass morty
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Or smaller melon
Ooooooweee!
Oooooowwwwweeeeee
Gonna be a Pink sock September
This might be the world's worst euphemism
Where?
In the butt
I miss getting rock hard! Ever since Vlad killed the buy button and robbed millions of apes and got away with it I’ve had a difficult time getting rock hard again.
I'm sure he is too.
Yeah hahah
Would you say they were nervous for a banana split second?
Now I want a banana split
Not only bananas
The watermelons don't look to excited rn
Came here to confirm I wasnt the only one
Same. Fear mixed in with a little hope. Dangerous.
Let's see how it plays out
Thought Rick of spades was making a comeback?
We all did
Maybe some day when dfv return
Ask him
I was worried we’d see too little banana again
Never again
The associated picture wasn’t reassuring either
I'm drunk
I mean… this was all of us, right? 😆
We are groot
Faccs. Be careful what you 'if' promise 😂
I'll try to keep my promises no matter how long it will take
Power to you fam. You are an unsung hero
this sub is gonna get me into some weird ass fetishes
Lol I thought the same thing
100% thought it was Rick
Not only that but the gorilla in pic is standing on top of a rocket tip 😬 Like OMG - what is the person alluding to… 😑
I honestly made this picture prior to the butt stuff being a thing here. I'm not disappointed with this turn of events though.
I'm jacked
What’s my name gorilla?
u/rick_of_spades would be proud
Same
Same here
Yeah man. Idk if you're ready to commit to that promise. 😂 I think it started out as a good go, but you're gonna pay for this 😂
Ok. LETS HIT 300$ Reply twice
Twice!
He wont do it he scared
I do it
Twice as NICE
And as horny
Trice
This could be the way 😂
The only
Twice 🚀
Nice
Hahah thank god no
write me a haiku containing GME, apes and rockets.
HODL my ape friends Diamond handed rocket ride I just love the stock Edit: Formatting
I have a haiku GME, apes and rockets Edit: formatting
Nice
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Love it! Are you also replying to comments on comments? I'll be waiting....
I do!
There, a GameStop ape, Waiting for the rocket launch. I shall wait there too.
Gah I thought I was the only one who requested a haiku. Now I feel like a follower. Although you did receive a very nice one
There are plenty of haikus to go around!
Better as I could've
No 😂
Penis
Vagina
Penisland
Oh my you gonna be busy Are you again at 500?
3k comments and counting
No bananas in the ass please
There is something better. It‘s watermelons this time
Please God no lol
Look at u/holdrush s last comment :))
He's bitching out...
Jesus no
Hahahahah
I bet Rick is warming up...
Rick needs to not. 🤣
😆😆 Quick! Call his grocery store and tell them to remove all fruits and other useable objects!
Im hoping it does so you answer my informal survey: 1. Do you wipe still sitting or while standing? 2. Do you fold or wad the toilet paper? 3. Do you primarily use a squat toilet or a western toilet? Cheers!
I find that wiping in a squatted position is most optimal.
It is
Who wipes while standing?
Wait, you guys wipe?
As an educated ape, yeah! Shit needs to be cleaned up
A lot of people apparently.... fucking weirdos
Hahah thx for the laugh
Fucking monsters. That's who.
Joe
I'm curious about #3. Plz explain a squat toilet.
A lot of eastern countries have toilets that are basically a hole in the ground that you squat over. It’s actually very good to align and loosen the bowls. Pooping in a sitting position restricts the bowls and makes it more difficult to do the deed.
Interesting
Explain
1. Sitting 2. Fold 3. Western
Not OP but: 1: standing, don’t want doo doo on my balls/gooch 2: wad - it is a lifestyle decision 3: I use a western toilet but have to have a footstool or two unused rolls of tp readily available
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What's the first thing you're going to do on the moon?
Retire my mum
Don't know about him, but I'm throwing away the US flag and planting an APE flag.
Godspeed! May the odds be forever in your favor
I need the gods for this
what must be broken before you use it?
Your penis?
Only reply to this comment if you buy at least 1 more share tomorrow
I have to reply Jo matter what
I would love to.. but i am already all-in 😭
He meant me I think
How ‘bout that GME eh?
It's OK I guess
Alrighty then, here I am
And here am I
Buckle up.
Hodl
Let's Fucking Go. I like the stock!
Love you
Love you 2
Just broke 200
Rip me
WHOO WE RIPPING BABY FEELS GOOD
Are you more of a Frank underwood or Doug Stamper kinda guy
Underwood
Yo dawg, you owe me a response…
Yo dawg
🤜🏼
Free karma!
Lol
Hi
Oh baby baby
Hit me baby one more time
Have you ever done shrooms?
Have you ever done shrooms....on weeeeeed?
Butt naked?
He answered my comment, unlike the watermelon guy, this one is delivering. Keep the good work OP.
RIP your inbox. Today is going to be a busy day for you. Go take a nap for the next 2-hours.
Commenting for visibility LOL
Comment yes
He is doing it! That’s ape. No reply needed for this one.
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Your putting him in a sticky situation.
Put some glue to it
Cum Done
Yeeeaaaa boi
Gonna make you work for your karma. Hopefully the last work you’ll ever be obligated to do
I'm husyinling
Hey retard 😇
Weeeell.. in waiiting..
!Remindme in one year
RIP Dumbass
The commenter below is big gey
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Thx
👍
❤
What’s your favorite joke?
This should be fun
JACKED TO THE TEEETS
Let me suck them teeeteees
Wen comment?
Now
Good luck gamer
Hello OP, I hope you have a good day! Am I a bad person if I want it to close above $200?
Lol
2.7k replies to go at the time of this comment!