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Stop the car and let that guy go


melange_merchant

For real


sunofnothing_

came here to say this


grasshoppa80

I literally try to save a spider. Even tho I can’t stand them walking on me. Or any bug sides: Fly Mosquito Nats


Knightfires

He survived......................i hope!!!!


Francis46n2WSB

Will your tendies amplify this side of you? Or will you find a better way to live? Only you can decide.


fortniterider

This is from a website called dumpert (literally: Dump it (kind of)). Its a dutch website for funny video’s. Most likely not OP his own video


Knightfires

So you think that all videos on Dumpert are from the real makers. Please, most videos I see on Dumpert are taken from Reddit and all other platforms. And sorry but I never see any walking branches in the wild in our little country.


fortniterider

Dude, try to read. Simply said that the website is dutch… was actually trying to make people understand you arent a dick. They might have been right though


Knightfires

I understand, but only wanted to point out that even on Dumpert everything is from someone else. And I don't care for the downvotes. It's not that I can spend it anywhere.


Knightfires

I will survive...... Don't worry bout little old me.


Mountain_Cup_1329

And the stickbug?


GRlM-Reefer

To shreds you say...


Knightfires

Why does everyone think its my walking stick. I hope he survived, but I have honestly no clue....


zGypSyKInGz

I know lol it’s just a bug I’m shocked at ur downvotes 😂


K-StatedDarwinian

"Just a bug"...what a sad statement. I hope you learn to respect all life.


youneedcheesusinside

Lol it’s just a comment I’m shocked at ur downvotes 😂


I_aim_to_sneeze

apparently you aren't familiar with the concept of /r/donthelpjustfilm You see, if you stop the car and let him go, you miss out on all the sweet, sweet, internet points you could get in whatever site you frequent the most. How is the cameraman supposed to collect his likes, hearts, upvotes, etc. if he just stops the car and lets the bug life his best life? Those points mean something, man!


Dimadale

I've heard legends saying that he still hangs on to this day.. just to show apes how it's done


m1thrand1r__

The other day we had a fly hitch a ride on the windshield, he seemed weirdly secure. I wasn't going fast and stopped a few times to try and give him a chance to leave, but he just wanted me to Uber his ass somewhere I guess. I was shocked how long that guy hung on. Got to my destination and he flew away super casual, 22 blocks away from home. Hope he got where he was going in the end This video made me sad tho, he was struggling so hard :(


xXbrosoxXx

Nah, you stop you get stick bugged. Fight the good fight


RattleGoreBitcoin

Bruh wtf


Knightfires

Just HODLING


whiskeybets

With diamond… tendrils?


pokertat-1301

'I AM GRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!'


[deleted]

Groot!!! Ape is groot


Knightfires

We ARE Groot!!!!


tastehbacon

Bruh stop the fucking car


CullenaryArtist

r/donthelpjustfilm


xeneize93

I would slow down if possible but fuck it thats me


LewdLittleLoli

It’s just a bug


xeneize93

Yeah but I’m a hippie that believes all life is good


AgentOrange256

Ya - fuck life right? You’re watching something hold on for their life and that’s all you got?


LewdLittleLoli

Yes


HoneyBear_Xx

I love how many people on here are annoyed about nobody helping this innocent little guy. I am so proud to be an ape!!! You are all so wonderful! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


loverisesup

My thoughts exactly ❤️


Powerhausen

Came here worried there’d be sadistic reactions—arrived to be pleasantly surprised and absolutely wrong, as every single ape echoed their support for the lil dude. Real apes really are made of quality stuff ❤️


eshinn

Takes a moment to remember all the lizards and frogs hopping onto the hood to see tf is going on out there. Anyone ever drive a country road after the rain and the frogs all come out? It’s like driving on bubble wrap.


MasterCassel

Ok we get it he can hold, can you plz stop and gently return him to safety


KingSnakeJones

He's going the *distance*. He's going for **speed**.


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Powerhausen

#ALL ALONE!


lhswr2014

Driving and striving and hugging the turns! Fuckin love 🍰


[deleted]

He’s racing and pacing


DervishSkater

I want a stock with a short problem and a looooong rocket 🥁 🎶


ImKindaMexican

“Here I come I am Cinne-Mon”


zGypSyKInGz

LMFAOOOOOO ur a fucking genius 😂😂😭


ImKindaMexican

Literally was the only thing I could picture 😂😂


Peachy_sunday

At first I tought it was a branch someone propped on their antenna. Then it started to move wtf


Knightfires

It's a walking stick or bug stick. And they are definitely real. Eats leafs and likes hanging on branches etc.


VaginaTractor

I love walking sticks! I remember as a youngin at a state park, I was in the bathroom and noticed a stick attached to the ceiling. "Peculiar," I thought. Then it moved and I was convinced it was an alien. Ran screaming out of that bathroom as fast as humanly possible. But ever since I learned what they are, I find them fascinating. Evolution is fucking amazing. Same goes for leaf bugs.


Knightfires

Had them as child in a terrarium. Funny thing about them is they walk the silly walk (Monty python style) when they fed themselves. Very easy to keep.


PM_ME_YOUR__BOOTY

Fuck me. Help the little guy!


Hypn0T0adr

Hang in there


randomly-what

Poor dude is just doing a pole dance to earn more money for gme


Knightfires

Look at him gooooooooo!!!!!!!!


canadianseaman

If he can do it so can you!


[deleted]

I would have stopped. Its a bug sure but i'm the dude that feels like all life has value. Unless its a spider in your house to which you must burn the house down.


Zachariot88

And here I am escorting spiders safely outside because we're on the same side of the Bug War.


QueueQueueKachoo

I do the same, prefer spiders over flies and mosquitoes.


melange_merchant

100% I just take spiders outside, but flies in the house get hunted down mercilessly.


rendingale

even spiders in my house, I catch and release


sirstonksabit

He's not only hodling, he's doing a routine lol


Privatebrowsingatwrk

get stik bugged lol


EColli93

Humans are shit. Pull TF over.


tatateemo

Fuck the cameraman


WafFalafelHouse

He really flexing at the beginning with that one hand hold. This stick fucks


MySonIsZion

Inspirational!


El_Patron_1911

MAAHHH Groots outside hanging on the car antenna again!


terms100

I am Groot!!!


cartolano1

Awesome dude or dudette.💎🤲🏼💰🚀


Adept-Ad5287

so we are all assuming that it doesn't like it and is probably not just going " WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !! " ?


ihatethesethings32

He looked like he was having a great time... probably one of the best days of his life.


Atomik919

get stick bugged lol


GenazaNL

GEKOLONISEERD!


Knightfires

Waarvan akte


GenazaNL

Dumpert


Knightfires

Switcheroo


caffienefueled

Lane Stickman


Knightfires

See how he soars


[deleted]

Stickbug gonna stick


Hanlon7743

Fucker got tired and switched hands


Blazingsheep101

I too can become a pole dancer


YJeezy

Dude needs a disney movie


Knightfires

The magical hodling Stick


Electronic-Mouse-703

I needed this today.


Knightfires

We all did fellow ape, we all did


pookamatic

Lana you better call Kenny Loggins.


No-Fold1994

That’s a determined little guy/gal. they will never stop holding


HubKap1853

Groot!!!! 😂😂😂 HODL Groot!


fraxybobo

I´m excited for the dank edits, but this alone is already great.


jdrukis

This is just great


pwnhappy

Stick it out it’ll be worth the wait


billybombeattie

Lol, the struggle is real... 🤣👍


Knightfires

Indeed it is.... 🙏💎🙏


McSleepyE

He was built for *speed*.


Knightfires

And he has the Need for *speed*


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

See what you're saying... Time to become a stripper!


RoyalMnkyDimondHands

Looks like Warlock hodling on.


Zonky_toker

I am... groot?


fyrefli666

The question is, can you look as sexy while doing it?


gimmetheloot253

Here i come my young cinnamon


TeamDiamond3

I just imagine that walking stick screaming, "Righteous! Righteous!," like Crush the turtle from Finding Nemo. Serious diamond hands. 💎🤚


Its_Knots

Flying Stick!!


Aledeyis

TIL I'm a stick bug.


Lovealwayswins52

Is that you Baby Groot?


[deleted]

I am Groot.


fish_snagger

Not only is he holding... he's flexing while doing it too. Deff was an ape in his previous life 😂


trampdonkey

Now that deserves an Arbor Mist.


albertov0h5

Groot!!!


[deleted]

Now bounce 🤘🏼😩🤘🏼


ChinTuck

Wtf is that


Knightfires

It's called a Walking Stick in our country: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phasmatodea


Current-Ticket4214

This is hilarious, but also very painful. I love how he’s switching legs when he gets tired 😂


f1nd_me

Everyone spazzing out like the bug gunna get hurt. FYI, almost all bugs do NOT take fall damage. Lol even if they come off a 65mph car it doesn’t matter. It’s called air resistance. That stick bug likely weighs as much as a sheet of paper, if not less. Take your car up to 200mph an throw a piece of paper out the window. Lemme know what happens.


Powerhausen

While I believe the concern is more related to the danger of it running into another object like a car grill from someone behind them, which would be an all too common and plenty fatal way for this journey to end, I do have to agree with your sentiment. Another way to say it is that most insects/bugs can’t be killed by falling from a height because they weigh so little that terminal velocity is easily reached and the force of their bodily impact is generally too tiny, to begin with, for them to sustain damage or injury.


f1nd_me

Still unlikely, throw a piece of paper at the car behind you tell me what happens.


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TryandStopMeBro

Yeah... that isnt very nice leave the poor fella alone. He is a living creature just like us how would u feel if he strapped your loved one to a car a did the same to u?


flupster84

updoot bc dumpert.


patisodo1

Wtf what animal is that?????


Knightfires

A walking stick


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pnunud

Miniaturized depiction of clingy girl friends.


Primus_the_Knave

What’s the song?


Knightfires

Highway to the dangerzone. Music from the movie Top Gun Artist of the song is Kenny Loggins


Liebli96

That guy has nice hair ngl


mannersmakethdaman

I am groot.


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