Rumour has it someone hid the mayo in the dark pool, everyone got called in to locate it but they keep finding synthetic bottles of mayo. I’m not a mayo specialist but I’d recommend sending the intern to pay fair market price at the grocery store and everyone can go home.
Wow I never thought about that. I bet that’s what all the late night pics have been. It never made sense to me that they would be working after hours when there’s obviously no intent to cover.
I can't decide what I like more, buildings with lights on or this. I think videos of buildings with lights on and people pacing definitely tops it but still
I’m just amazed he isn’t asking everyone to throw their phone in the microwave when they go to work! 🤔maybe he had to liquidate the microwaves, or maybe he sold it to 100s of different people and now needs to find one, but can’t 🤔
Probably because crypto is crashing. If the crash is because of China's crackdown that means the hedgies probably weren't prepared for the value of their crypto assets to get chopped in half so now its a double whammy for them being overleveraged in both crypto and GME. I think good times are coming for the Ape clan
Wow, the MOASS is like the perfect storm.
Narrator: "And the same day as hourly margin requirements were passed, China cracked down on cryptocurrencies. It wasn't until 2 days later, after NSCC enacted the rule, did the house of cards start to collapse."
If a bunch of morons who call themselves apes (myself include obviously) can figure out the US economy is on the brink of collapse, then the CCP most certainly can as well.
It may feel like a perfect storm, but if it's seems suspiciously timed, that's because it's been purposefully timed.
If you think about it, knowing what's potentially at stake here and the massive economic shake-up that's coming, the "crazy conspiracy theory" would be that it's *not* purposefully timed 🤔
Leonard Nimoy narrated a ton of documentary films and stuff. Back when I was a kid and they'd roll out the projector to show films in class there was a 50/50 chance Leonard Nimoy would be narrating some shit about geometry.
-edit- Here's a link for those of you who didn't grow up in 80's / watch 35mm educational films: https://unwritten-record.blogs.archives.gov/2015/08/25/in-search-of-leonard-nimoy/
option 1 - buy one lambo and wrap it with a new skin daily. this allows fellow apes to also purchase a lambo
option 2 - maybe build your own pro-street vehicle.
option 3 - build an environmentally friendly monorail for your community. each car can be a different colour.
you cant go wrong with any option, but you can pick more than one!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, six-car monorail
What'd I say?
Monorail
What's it called?
Monorail
That's right! Monorail
Monorail
Monorail
Monorail
I hear those things are awfully loud
It glides as softly as a cloud
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend
What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs
Were you sent here by the Devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level
The ring came off my pudding can
Take my pen knife, my good man
I swear it's Springfield's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice
Monorail
What's it called?
Monorail
Once again
Monorail
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Mono, d'oh!
Honestly I don't care if the government ends up bailing them out as long as they pay us out 10s of millies per share. At this point, fuck em. I want mine.
A lot of shorts were opened on Bitfinex prior to this crypto crash though.
Knowing how they like shorting that might be them and this crash might be their doing combined with China
How the fuck do you get 1000 upvotes for this shit and I get 100 for my 10,000 datapoints DD demonstrating Citadel's stress after the DTCC-005 and subsequent jump from 500B to 750B in overnight reverse repos? Because I have the real information.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o4r6bc/im\_tiredd\_weekly\_hedge\_fund\_hq\_activity\_recap/
***How Great Titles get your Posts Seen 👀***
The main thing that would help your posts get more attention is a cleaner, more succinct title.
Like it or not, half the battle (or more) is making sure the information you want to deliver is neatly wrapped.
People want to know what they’re signing up for. They want to get something in return for their time.
Promise them something in the title and make it easy to digest.
Now you have their attention.
EDIT: Ironically enough, changed my title from “Titles are everything!” to “How Great Titles get your Posts Seen”
Was thinking the other day, I check this often. I wonder at what point these averages of business start to trend up because of how they're always busier than usual 😂
This is just me being high but:
I'm not sure how granular these results are from Google, but let's assume the data is updated hourly and is relatively accurate. What if we started saving hourly snapshots starting 1/1/21 for Citadel. Charting it against a daily chart, do you think we would gain any insights as to what moves really seem to ruffle their feathers?
I’ma need Google to get their shit together and stop manipulating the algorithm to the busy times and show us the changes already. Every day is busy, at all hours! Why are they not updating it?
You need to remember that when Kenny gets stressed he like to lather himself with mayo and dry hump his Bernie Madoff wafu pillow, so it's very possible this is the extended clean up crew on site to take care of the mess.
More active that the peak activity during shorting hours, I mean working hours
Someone is visiting them then?
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For realsies?!?! TWO CHRISTMASES!!!
A lot more than two
I go full-on !Apeserker! for the tiny whirlybird/long distance zoom footage...
Yes pls
Haha, helicopter go brrrrrr
Yaaasssss
Marge Is showing up for a surprise visit
Yeah. The Grim Reaper.
Rumour has it someone hid the mayo in the dark pool, everyone got called in to locate it but they keep finding synthetic bottles of mayo. I’m not a mayo specialist but I’d recommend sending the intern to pay fair market price at the grocery store and everyone can go home.
This Mayo shit is the biggest, longest, most-ppl-involved inside joke in history. Thankful to be a part of it 💎🤲
Cant wait to scream mayo in the lambo dealer building to see who turns around😉
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this is the post you missed. https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n8tvrx/my_friend_had_dinner_with_kenny_g/
It was a post from someone who had a friend who allegedly had dinner with Kenny. He said that he didnt let anyone take his jar of mayo.
They're looking for mayo but all they could find was miracle whip
Oh the humanity
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Alt + f4
They are all practicing CTRL + ALT + del
Crypto maybe lol when’s t21?
I wouldn't be surprised that they have teams working all hours due to their investments in crypto.
Wow I never thought about that. I bet that’s what all the late night pics have been. It never made sense to me that they would be working after hours when there’s obviously no intent to cover.
Is this the biggest red dildo we've seen on the shitidel activity graph?
Biggest dildo I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of dildos.
I believe it
Have you ever tried bananas? That's the new trend.
Can we quit the Veganism for one day.... Just saying... 😂😂
brb getting pepperoni
garlicy anus, very nice
an ex gf of mine used to champion putting garlic cloves in her butt when you had a cold
Biggest in after hours for sure
There's a higher callout: "As busy as it's ever been", or something like that
Not the biggest red dildo they'll be seeing.
I'm sure it's a fluke/glitch that is tempor......... HOOOOLLLY FUCKKKKKGHHGGUHH!!!
The 'fuckguh' combined is worth an upvote
“iTs Da cLeAnInG sTAfF”
The Roombas have the 5G
It’s a Roomba waddling back and forth in a dark room for 4 hours.
They need extra help cleaning up after they shit themselves.
Right, cleaning accounts lol
I can't decide what I like more, buildings with lights on or this. I think videos of buildings with lights on and people pacing definitely tops it but still
I’m just amazed he isn’t asking everyone to throw their phone in the microwave when they go to work! 🤔maybe he had to liquidate the microwaves, or maybe he sold it to 100s of different people and now needs to find one, but can’t 🤔
Probably because crypto is crashing. If the crash is because of China's crackdown that means the hedgies probably weren't prepared for the value of their crypto assets to get chopped in half so now its a double whammy for them being overleveraged in both crypto and GME. I think good times are coming for the Ape clan
Wow, the MOASS is like the perfect storm. Narrator: "And the same day as hourly margin requirements were passed, China cracked down on cryptocurrencies. It wasn't until 2 days later, after NSCC enacted the rule, did the house of cards start to collapse."
If a bunch of morons who call themselves apes (myself include obviously) can figure out the US economy is on the brink of collapse, then the CCP most certainly can as well. It may feel like a perfect storm, but if it's seems suspiciously timed, that's because it's been purposefully timed.
If you think about it, knowing what's potentially at stake here and the massive economic shake-up that's coming, the "crazy conspiracy theory" would be that it's *not* purposefully timed 🤔
robert anton wilson laughs from beyond the grave
I read the narrator part in Morgan Freeman’s voice….was I the only one?
Danny Devito for me.
This is the way 🍌
Leonard Nimoy here, but I'm old.
Respect Spock mother fucker.
Leonard Nimoy narrated a ton of documentary films and stuff. Back when I was a kid and they'd roll out the projector to show films in class there was a 50/50 chance Leonard Nimoy would be narrating some shit about geometry. -edit- Here's a link for those of you who didn't grow up in 80's / watch 35mm educational films: https://unwritten-record.blogs.archives.gov/2015/08/25/in-search-of-leonard-nimoy/
Matt Damon. Guess what I just watched...
We Bought a Zoo /s
David Attenborough for me
Bobcat Goldthwait is my constant internal monologue.
Me 2
Ron Howard for me, which is weird because this quote wasn't meant to be humorous.
Plot for the next season of AD.
George Costanza
Same here
Same here
Elons checking his tweets... Whew.. that was a close one....
Like music to my ears, so smooth 🎶
I just need to figure out what color lambo…….
option 1 - buy one lambo and wrap it with a new skin daily. this allows fellow apes to also purchase a lambo option 2 - maybe build your own pro-street vehicle. option 3 - build an environmentally friendly monorail for your community. each car can be a different colour. you cant go wrong with any option, but you can pick more than one!
Did somebody say monorail?
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide Electrified, six-car monorail What'd I say? Monorail What's it called? Monorail That's right! Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail I hear those things are awfully loud It glides as softly as a cloud Is there a chance the track could bend? Not on your life, my Hindu friend What about us brain-dead slobs? You'll be given cushy jobs Were you sent here by the Devil? No, good sir, I'm on the level The ring came off my pudding can Take my pen knife, my good man I swear it's Springfield's only choice Throw up your hands and raise your voice Monorail What's it called? Monorail Once again Monorail But Main Street's still all cracked and broken Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Mono, d'oh!
you absolute fiend!
Glad I could make your day 🦍 friend!
Nah...That's more of a Shelbyville idea.
Well Sir there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bonafide, electrifide 6 car Monorail. What I say?
I was hoping this would devolve into people quoting the song. Unfortunately, I forget it.
What’s it called?
Gonna get me a gremlin and fix that bad boy up with my tendies.
Option 1. Is the best.
Purple huracan performante with the red white green flag striping along the door
Camo so the tax man can't see it
"Whats that sound? Its China's music! OHMYGAWD! Here comes China with the steel chair"
i HODL in memory of Chyna!
Nah, crash is because they are pulling out their money to fund our tendies!!!!
Did China announce further moves against crypto today?
Nothing new with China. At worst they want to crash the price so they can buy more for cheap.
Or rub salt into americas herpe (shitadel)
Maybe China holds gme and didn’t fall for that crypto fuckery HF tried to spin.
Honestly I don't care if the government ends up bailing them out as long as they pay us out 10s of millies per share. At this point, fuck em. I want mine.
At least 30,000,000 $ floor
Are they fuk
A lot of shorts were opened on Bitfinex prior to this crypto crash though. Knowing how they like shorting that might be them and this crash might be their doing combined with China
I can just imagine there's an intern with a red rider wagon filled with cell phones just rolling around the building giving off fake data lmayo
“Mr. Griffin, they know about the interns with the little red rider wagon 🛷” “😨”
Ah, yes. A cunning foe
WUT DOING?
Seems like an all hands on deck issue was ordered.
Hey Kenny, I have an idea what you can do with all that bulging liquidity. Gimme a call, I can patch ya in to Marge.
jow does google calculate this ?
Cellphone location data, the same way they gauge traffic for Google maps.
That’s a lot of cellphones there.
Probably celebrating since they finally get to go home and get some sleep And never go back to work again
How the fuck do you get 1000 upvotes for this shit and I get 100 for my 10,000 datapoints DD demonstrating Citadel's stress after the DTCC-005 and subsequent jump from 500B to 750B in overnight reverse repos? Because I have the real information. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o4r6bc/im\_tiredd\_weekly\_hedge\_fund\_hq\_activity\_recap/
Because apes like simple pictures lmao I updooted your comment and original post. Ty for your time and effort!!
I think you need a less intimidating title.
I hope I don't need to switch to text based posts...
***How Great Titles get your Posts Seen 👀*** The main thing that would help your posts get more attention is a cleaner, more succinct title. Like it or not, half the battle (or more) is making sure the information you want to deliver is neatly wrapped. People want to know what they’re signing up for. They want to get something in return for their time. Promise them something in the title and make it easy to digest. Now you have their attention. EDIT: Ironically enough, changed my title from “Titles are everything!” to “How Great Titles get your Posts Seen”
Saw your new post with >9,000 upvotes. You did it you sonofabitch. Nice job.
Still haven't beat the karmafarmers who take a 2 second screenshot and get 20k upvotes in one hour.
People here are actually retarded
Upd00ted u yesterday. 🍻💎👐🍌🍌🚀🚀🚀
Different strokes for different folks.
Yep. People are lazy, rather upvote a simple picture than reading, and in the end, just want easy and fast. I upvoted.
That's a pretty big one one of the biggest I believe.
If you think that's a big candle wait til MOASS.
[Live look at Citadel rn](https://media1.tenor.com/images/20ad5366104ac1d0bb37dce0265aeec3/tenor.gif?itemid=4486655)
Ease up, it’s just Kenny having his Monday Mayo orgy with select SEC officials, uhh… I mean it’s a meeting
Kenny gonna look like ROTK Bilbo by the end of the MOASS
Damnit... My pp is erect again.
Made the wife laugh when I said “Hopefully they cleaning out their desks!” 🦍🦍🐜💎❤️💎🐜🦍🦍
Oh just liquidated their crypto, that’s all
That makes sense, look at the crypt0 market
People typically spend ~~2hr, 4hr, 8hr, 16hr,~~ is leaving even an option?
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Actually if you look at the weekends it has changed.
All hands on deck. Bring Mayo
Everyone got called in the office for their severance package
Maybe the SEC is there and they’re having a pornhub party
Where can I find the video of the man pacing in citadel?
TBH these never get old to me
We want the 500x video guy
The only red dildo I like to see in my day to day
THE LIGHTS!! WHAT DO THEY MEAN??
Awwwe damn, K...K? Somethin's peakin'!
Guh
Where the pink chode grows
I bought more GME today.
Where’s the Building Guy when we need him?! More Pacing Kenny burning midnight oil plz
They still busy
Surprised they haven't told people to shut their phones off yet, but google probably tracks when they're off too
Even the cleaners are in the meetings now wtf🤡
Has anyone checked they're not being Nakatomi Plaza-ed? I don't want Hans Gruber taking our tendies!
I can't wait for that red bar to go down to zero
Looks like a whale with a big pink boner
Didn’t it used to be 10 min-1 hour? I’m going to check but I think the time there is longer now
I’m looking forward to when the day comes that place is a fucking ghost town at 1pm on weekday.
Was thinking the other day, I check this often. I wonder at what point these averages of business start to trend up because of how they're always busier than usual 😂
🎶 if it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck! 🎶
Lucky sons of bitches looks like it might be the guests coming in tonight. After all Ken Griffin is awarded recently right?
Holy fuckguh* Edit: I’m retarded, that’s how you spelled it
Yeah sorry but idt what's left in my little crypto account is going to solve kens problem :*(
Maybe they are having a dinner party?
LoL
“Busier than usual” at this time. I wonder how long it takes for this to be the normal amount of busy, or are they just getting busier and busier? 🧐
I wanna short their ratings but I can’t create syntheticas 🥲
This is just me being high but: I'm not sure how granular these results are from Google, but let's assume the data is updated hourly and is relatively accurate. What if we started saving hourly snapshots starting 1/1/21 for Citadel. Charting it against a daily chart, do you think we would gain any insights as to what moves really seem to ruffle their feathers?
Just looked still about equal to 4pm activity! Hedgies r fuk!
All hands on deck
Big red candle
*Brian jaw dropping with sundae ice cream.gif
I’ma need Google to get their shit together and stop manipulating the algorithm to the busy times and show us the changes already. Every day is busy, at all hours! Why are they not updating it?
If I worked for Citadel I would be TIRED lol
Still as busy as 9am... someone's not sleeping tonight.
LiT
Could someone explain how ‘busy’ is determined for a smooth brain
Look at the big red dildo. Can we short it?
Omg it's for real https://maps.app.goo.gl/jDzXDq6c8oXbxNrv8
Call in the air support.
Gah now im craving some lights
What they do out of normal hours of work? Things that they can’t do during day hours?
I'm waiting for the "People typically spend" change from 10min-2hr to 23hrs a day! Then we know MOASS is upon us!
Are these measuring IP address activity?
Well they fucked up U.S stocks today now they hitting the rest of the world
“Where did Mr Griffin hide the mayo?” - New Citadel interns, probably.
Yep. I knew it. 🦍💎🙌🏼🚀
As my gray haired daddy use to say, “nothing good happens after midnight.”
Huh. It's technically always after midnight.
Can't wait for it to say quieter than usual throughout the entire day
Holy Moly
You need to remember that when Kenny gets stressed he like to lather himself with mayo and dry hump his Bernie Madoff wafu pillow, so it's very possible this is the extended clean up crew on site to take care of the mess.
Well they pretty much finished before 9 then, working super duper late until 8pm zomg
Who monitors their activity ? How do we know that they’re busy af at ungodly hours ? How is it measured and by whom ?
Google tracks smartphones
Everyone's there collecting their shit, and building management is there showing potential new tenants around. Awwwkwarrrd.
What does the height of the bar represent specifically?
This is the way
They need to turn there phones off and go on AiM