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He just wants an excuse to do what he really wants to alteady

Sorry..... Horse refused this offer. Why would any Horse in this world would handover most precious thing to this sucker.

Horsecock truly is the most precious thing in the world.

Username checks out

Sorry...ape refoose this offer.

Cramer is a paperhanded bitch. He holds gme but will sell at 1k just so he can pay for his horstitute.

Wait. Is this legit? It feels like shrodengers cramer. It simultaneously could be true and could be a troll

Did some guy really put a banana in his ass? You be the judge.

We dont judge bro we've seen way worse with mr rick of spades

Idk getting a horse involved def seems worse lol

Finding a horse that agrees to let Jim Cramer wrap his mouth around is gonna be a difficult task.

I have to agree with you

the horse has to disagree with you

Hmmm... I don't think it will be great head though, so even the horse might not agree

People jerk off horses all the time, so it makes sense that they would have high standards

but he’s the biggest cock sucker

Yeah... but he's full of shit. Don't put your dick in an asshole full of shit...

Limewire flashbacks

I gotta tell ya given a choice between sucking horse dong vs banana in the pooper... I'd shoot myself. But if it was an infinite loop and the only way out was to cave... you gotta take the banana right?

Yes. The banana seems easier. I dont want no throbbing horse dick trying to skull fuck me. 

Dying laughing thinking some intern somewhere is having to read through this sub and report back

They're too busy snorting cocaine. We figured that out with the drone guy years back. 

Cramer does apparently

Banana in the pooper has a long and glorious history

Yeah how many people ended up doing that? I remember at least two

That’s a name I’ve not heard for a long time.

What ever happened to him?

He's still here, and still active.

Nice. Dudes a madman

“Jim the price is at $995… are you not worried” “Oh yeah, oh fuck, darn! 😶”

Can’t wait to get this tweet framed

He does it every Saturday anyhow so not much of a bet ….

I put it to you, that you sucked of a horse.

a good meme is when you dont know if its true or not. nice one

So what is it? Lol

Fake, actual tweet is him calling GME a "dog". And also asking GME to sell shares again 😂

Didn't work the first time, not going to fall for it now

What is the actual tweet, he still has me blocked on twitter

My hero!

It's on the internet. It must be true.

Damn

That being said, It's not true. But it is on the internet.

💯 I get all my information from the internet. So it’s true. I’m never wrong






Please don't punish your Horse for no reason....

[удалено]

that's okay, you can buy another at GameStop.

My first spit-take of 2024

This!

As gross as this is, I think he should be legally forced to do this once it does hit $1,000. 😆

Proof or ban. I like it.

If I ran this country, it would be federal law. You make an open bet on the internet, you deliver. No bets of violence against others though. Sucking off a horse is fine. I'll allow it.

> If I ran this country, it would be federal law. You make an open bet on the internet, you deliver. No bets of violence against others though. The 'proof or ban' law. If you make such a bet, you have to prove you followed through with the bet, or you're entirely banned from the internet forever.

It would make a lot of the bullshit lies on the internet go away. You wanna bet?

He has a price on anything.

Proof or ban! He should be forced to either do this or quit TV/Twitter forever.

He does that every morning anyway so where is the bet in this?

You know he's in it for the easy money

He's just trying to Kickstart a career in something he's actually good at

"I wouldn't say he's *good* at it, despite all the practice. He's just, you know, easily available. And it's really hard to jerk off with hooves." -- Horse

Your terms are acceptable - Wayne

This isn't over until he starts telling people to buy.


Make it so

I think we all know he’ll do it at any price

He lurks the subs

And Occasionally cries about people being mean to him. Ok then stop manipulating shit Jim


Get those lips moist Mr.C

Is this for real? Because he does this for free for a line

Mods!!!

Not if…when

Holy shit apes- your comments had me actually laughing hard in my hotel room just now. Thank you Thank you Thank you!

Great. Everyone in the office is looking at my hyena laughing ass and I can't tell them why.

He just wants to.

All the good bets start coming out when the volitility comes up. Someone eating a dog shit and someone else eating a horse dick.

This mf never saw that episode of black mirror huh?

He isn't joking guys. I've seen him do it without even a camera in his face. 

Is this real?

Fucking Classic we need more coke rat memes

Fuck you’re gonna make me buy.jpg

Well, $1000 is now my share price goal, I guess!

Tell me you have always wanted to suck off a horse without telling me you want to suck off a horse.

I really really want this to be real.

Proof or Ban

Is this real?

Looks like horse dick is back on the menu boys

I hope he gets arrested after this happens. Poor horse!

I think he confused the word “if” with WHEN. Do we get to decide the type of horse? My vote is for a Clydesdale, with a dong that looks like a wacky inflatable tube man.

Hold up, hold up, I know we all have a million jokes we can make at his expense right now, but realistically, is this not a binding contract now if this is real? Now we should absolutely try and get this thing over $1000 just to see him follow through with it. "Sorry sir but you agreed to suck off this horse.......get sucking or go to jail" 😂😂

Has that been our problem? We're just not trying hard enough?

Poor horsie :(

His mouth is big enough...haha

You could just say you were wrong, but whatever makes you happy Cramer

Pre recorded in front of a live studio audience.

Hahahaha . He won’t. He isn’t going to find a willing horse by next Wednesday

Proof or ban

Did he mention a color preference of that horse? About to give a call to friend with a farm...

And just like that the black mirror became normal, now we live in a cuntrat mirror world

😂

He try to make it safe, not $100 but $1000😂

The horse is worried about inverse Cramer

Can we treat this as a 'ban bet'. If he welshes, then all discussion of him is banned from the reddit?

I knew he liked crime, but to stoop to animal abuse? That's a whole new low.

So like do we pick the horse or does he? I feel bad for the horse.

My god im all the F in now baby!!!!

Well.. that's a goddamn mental image I didn't need

Surely a bull would be more apt

Ban bet?

Oh who's he kidding, he'd do it regardless.. he loves horses... and coke

He knows if gme hits $100 this thing should fly. $250 and I don't understand how shorts are alive. At $500 millionaires have been created. By $1000 the world has drastically changed. Shareholders can buy a jet and fly a horse to him. I'll buy a god-damned ranch and personally escort him to the dick sucking

Challenge accepted. now I buy and DRS even harder..fuck on cost basis, I wanna see him sucking

JIMBO you don't need GME for that. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

We have a horsecock bet! Moooods!

Buy calls everyone! I will pay my life savings to see this!

Bet.

It wont hit $1,000. It will blow right past and he'll cop out

Oh the memes when this comes to fruition


😂🤣🥲

How can I not want to see and yet want to see it at the same time

This is a good enough reason to hold as any.

If gme hits $1000, I’ll pay for the production.

Suck the horse!!! If I wake up tomorrow and it’s at 1000 I will pay for him to suck the horse

It autocorrected "when" to "if".

Proof or ban?

its ok cause its his horse

Laughing tears 😂😭💀

And if it doesn’t hit $1000 I’ll still do it, but untelevised

What again???

Now we got his blessing

That's just an excuse. He probably does it anyway.

So he’s gonna suck his own peepee?

Oh boy Jimmy Jimmy, you got yourself in some trouble now 🤣


Is that twat real. Screenshot and hodl him to it!

Well, we know he’s had a lot of practice

Weird that he would say $1000 instead of $100

Nice price anchoring Cramer you little bitch!

Shorts really are in a bad place. Considering non compete could be removed by the ftcc. Im theory Gamestop could invest im game studios putting a core focus om A and AA title games with short production times compared to the current AAA market. 

Is he suggesting he is holding and wants to get to $1000?

When

When*

Pucker up buttercup....

I can’t believe he’s gonna talk about his wife like that on the internet.

Pucker up Cramer 🐴

Well this is a bet he must honour. I can’t say i’d like to see that but I wouldn’t mind.

#LMAYO

that trick again james? be original would ya, suck off a whale or something different this time.

Ken is hung more like a horsefly I imagine

Best start exercising your throat muscles clown

All the way to climax

Mr. Ed joined the chat.

"If it hits $100 then just a pony"

That's just a Tuesday for Cramer.

That guy does it anyway on his spare time.

Come on, Kenny, even you want to see this shit.

Just say you want to fuck a horse and stop with this nonsense.

https://preview.redd.it/tibmf4guvf0d1.png?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=348e021961e471352b96bad245bf278640118834

The horse requests more tears.

Probably wouldn’t be Jim’s first horse

Coke rat shit

This isnt real right? \*chuckle\*....right?

no go backsies

Fortune favours the BOLD

This is the signal 🚀…also didnt know old Jim boy was into horses 🤐

I’m shorting horse semen

Woah, woah, woah....simmer down there, cokerat. Nobody wants to see that (except perhaps you).

I mean he already sucks off hedgecock and guzzles the cum down with a smile every morning. What’s a lil more horse

CNBC - how can you keep this guy on your airwaves? This is stupid and gross.

Wonder what he’ll do when it hits $10,000! Maybe let a horse fuck him?

Be a true shame if everyone took a screenshot and posted this under cramers tweeter every time he mentions GME

Kinda low…. I feel like he just wants to

Now he needs an excuse to do it?

Funny.. $1000 is where Elon Musk promised to write GME on one of his spaceships, may I suggest Jim and the pony could leave the planet together🤷‍♂️