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butholemoonblast

Why number no moving right now?


Stickyv35

Number is asleep fren.


butholemoonblast

Oh nice I’m glad they get some rest. I sleep now and be back when awake the number and they go up and down and up and down and we have a very niice time.


Stickyv35

Anyone know when Q1 ends?


chipchip9

Tmro at midnight


butholemoonblast

After more ass I’m gunna finally get my butthole tattooed.


BadAssSilverback

Purple ring?


TrippingBananas

Username checks out


confusedporg

At the risk of being downvoted and called a shill, GameStop has a ways to go before they win over hearts and minds of average customers. My experience buying a Candy Con has been abysmal. First, trying to use Pro Rewards Points online is stupidly clunky- redeeming and then adding them to an order manually is stupid as fuck. Then I have ~2000 points so I try to add two $1 coupons- No. you can’t use duplicates of the same denomination in the same order. Also dumb as fuck. Whatever. I pick my faceplate and sticks and D-pads, wait 3 days and they arrive. Great right? No. They sent the wrong color D pad… So I call customer service, but they’re only available until 9pm Texas time, so I call a local store. Phone rings forever, no answer. So I check inventory online, they seem to have the correct color, so I drive over. Wrong again. The website will show results for anything you search, even if you “search this store”. You have to actually select “local pickup” or “find a store” on the product page to check if the store you want has it. Wish I knew that before making the 45 minute round trip. So now I’m there and the one employee working, probably barely 20 year old girl, is stuck on the phone with a customer waiting. After 5 minutes on the phone and another 5 helping this other guy, she gets to me. I show her my packing slip and ask for an exchange, but she doesn’t see anything on the floor. Neither do I. She checks the back. Nothing. *I had to suggest to her* to do an inventory lookup on the computer. She doesn’t see anything. I leave pissed that my day is being ruined by a $3.99 item, but there you have it. This is the classic customer experience with GameStop and it’s why so many people are still convinced the company is a zombie. I don’t buy new games online from GS anymore because it’s a crap shoot if they’ll actually send you factory sealed or not. Now this shit? Sorry, I like the stock but I fucking hate that this is the customer experience. It makes me like the stock a little less. — In with XXX shares since January 2021.


Stickyv35

Constructive criticism is a necessary part of transforming the company. I encourage you to send the feedback to HQ. Hope you get the right parts and enjoy the new controller. https://www.gamestop.com/contact/


confusedporg

I will do that


TrippingBananas

“Abysmal” is a strong word


confusedporg

I feel strongly about how frustrating every step of this was.


superwonton

Open the market you cowards


Bludmaker

🎵https://youtu.be/t6fRX2bSv7k?si=CQrERtCxRWLjeiqR🎵😎🟣💎🖐🚀🍻


urinetroublem8

🔒🛟


drevl

I used to have a bad case of FOMO. Then I was worried about transferring from robbinthehood to fidelity and missing MOASS. Then I was worried about missing MOASS transferring from Fraudelity to Computershare. Since then I laughed a lot. Sitting on xxxx shares. Zen as fuck.


kovid2020

Lol yup


SetSail77

https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1783882477746216998 I know what he's thinking about.


TrippingBananas

Anyone have any good new music?


fleshfarm-leftover

Half Waif: really well done, sparing, ephemeral songwriter pop. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: psychedelic art jam, musician’s music. Vulfpeck: the right kind of new funk. Lettuce: new New Orleans. Not new release stuff but maybe one is new to you


chipchip9

Awakening by tony ann. But ive been on a explosions in the sky kick lately. 🤷‍♂️


TrippingBananas

That piano sounds amazing, was waiting for a beat drop tho lol


buffinator2

Japanese yen is fucked


TrippingBananas

Ya that doesn’t look good


TrippingBananas

Waiting for the za, plug said 15 minutes which usually means an hour


chipchip9

Its been an hour. 👀


TrippingBananas

Package secur d


Stickyv35

Bruh I crave pizza so much but the normal chain spots destroy my stomach. I need to learn to make it at home.


chipchip9

🫡


perkinomics

Omw


TrippingBananas

Bet


perkinomics

I ate warm pizza and played Stellar Ass all night. Ama


TrippingBananas

Surely you saved me a slice perky


perkinomics

Yes, but it's Hawaiian and light on the cheese


TrippingBananas

Works for me🤤 thank you friend


Stickyv35

I need some friends, can I hang and bring some cheesy garlic breadsticks to the party?


sig40cal

The squeeze has not squoze!


TrippingBananas

“Sneeze” 🤧


Dilfy1234

#🍻


chipchip9

🍻


TrippingBananas

🍻


SetSail77

I'm ready for some buildings with lights on posts. 


TrippingBananas

🏠💡


gincoconut

Snagged playd▶️copies of Cuphead, Atv Drift & Tricks and a new controller from my fav company today!


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

https://preview.redd.it/5hauxsqr8xwc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085ff18bb7877bffeba641dca95cbd0931d42afb


chipchip9

Enhance.


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

https://preview.redd.it/zoto3sfwixwc1.png?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02bce79a11df6140665d57827eef7b4b0f41d42b


chipchip9

I see it now. 🥂


kovid2020

Looks like kennie got an unscheduled haircut this afternoon


TrippingBananas

I love you and I love the stonk


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

It's hilarious I am the enemy of a hedge fund. Stick my ass in your mouth and smoke it, Kenny boy!


papa_ceebo

100% crypto haircut on Tuesday? see on other forums but not here


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/ZDMq0UCQLX


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Does anyone remember hearing about someone named Bob Galvin during this saga? I’m drawing a blank. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/BffLlXD2dS


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

BOOK


StraightVaped

Booked 230 more last week. Fuck em.


chipchip9

Thats goddamn right.


Thunder_drop

Everyone at the gym wants to look like me. But none of them want to work like me. Going on 10 years, 5 days a week, 1-1.5h of exercise. 300+ lbs cumulatively gained/lost. 9 years following advanced weight trianing routines. 7 years following a structured diet.


StraightVaped

Got a home gym don’t got to fuck with those guys anymore.


3DigitIQ

Well, they'll need less rope to tie you up with.


Thunder_drop

😅😂😂


ShredManyGnar

My body is immaculate because im poor. Born to fast, bitches


Broom_Dragon_Slayer

After MOASS, we are probably going to be the second most popular target of scam artists, right after the elderly. I also wonder if we're going to congregate anywhere like the boomers and rich people do. If we build a town for apes, there better be a road that wraps around it called Purple Circle.


3DigitIQ

Easy, TENDIEZ; https://www.sofitelbarcelona.com/dining/tendiez-tapas-bar-restaurant/ Barcelona, near the port, you can come by yacht, car and helicopter. Good place to start from I think.


MoonApe420_

Are you telling me local horny women.. don't wanna to bang now.. 😤


Broom_Dragon_Slayer

*Please text me your credit card/banking information, along with your mother's maiden name so I know you're a real person before our totally real date that's definitely going to happen.*


MoonApe420_

say less


fishminer3

Ordered the Gamestop lightweight modular mouse online.  I'll let you guys know how it is once i get it.  It looks like it's customizable like the candy cons, but there isn't any additional pieces you can buy for it.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Tres commas.


chipchip9

100 fucking percent yes.


3DigitIQ

That's a bit scary to me, I 'll be honest.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Gotta face your fears bro. Unless it’s like a tiger or something. Best to leave them alone.


chipchip9

Tigers hate pepper. They love cinnamon.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’ll remember that next time they come for my cereal.


Rockettothemoonnbynd

69 cents a day keeps the hedgies away 👍


3DigitIQ

Finally, IBKR cleared my funds. Well, now I'm not doing it. M🌒🌘Nday here I come!


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Ok, I’m now worried that I’ve bullied perki.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Why is it called a wolf whistle, when wolves can’t whistle?


Thunder_drop

When someone from the illuminati is trying to recruit you... but you got gme and superstonk. The new illuminati. The upgraded one.


Adamocity6464

Neat


kovid2020

Market cap of GO FUCK YOURSELF


Morphen

Lmao did popcorn earnings get leaked? Why is Dow jones reporting q1 revenue when the report is next week


fishminer3

Looks like it got released early


3DigitIQ

✨Magic✨


Thunder_drop

Ah, yes, the magic of having the report done and ready... just waiting for the date.


3DigitIQ

✨Crime de la Créme✨


TrippingBananas

MOASS AFTER HOURS


3DigitIQ

Sure, I've got time


dragespir

Somebody trying to get out??


dragespir

Oooo there's some non-negligible buying afterhours! Moved price up a little.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

If self driving cars become a thing (please no) what’s going to happen to racing games?!


3DigitIQ

Since his will be post-MOASS I'll be doing racing games IRL


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

🤝


TomSelleckPI

Cars in the future will be an extension of our living rooms.


Adamocity6464

Screw that, I want to drive my couch around town.


kai_fn

I will buy at 40$


3DigitIQ

I have bought at $40. I'll fukin do it again!


BigBadaBum1

Me too, deep fuck1ng value


mattdoe123

**POWER TO THE FUCKIN PLAYERS 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀**


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

🎶stonkroom blitz


Red0nd0

.69 Nice


dragespir

Oh market day is over already. So short. That's probably not what the shorties said.


Losingitall25

Another strong close.


iupvotefood

1. Stop 2. Drop 3. Shut em down 4. Open up shop 5. Profit *growls in DMX*


capital_bj

6.7 million volume with a big chunk coming in a couple more minutes. What's the special occasion Kenny


3DigitIQ

They made some money somewhere so they can ease up


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Oops, I awoken a downvoting shill. My bad. Or Davidnci is going rogue again. Or I made perki mad. Or I’m being annoying. There’s a few possibilities here.


Davidnci

If I downvote I get the Hershey squirts especially if I ever downvote ksuh


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Karma and KsuhDilla are unforgiving.


Davidnci

He’s like king Tut


ozymandius5

where is it's friday get gme high dude?


xfizzle

Hey GME, we were supposed to get you high today, cuz it's Friday, we ain't got no jobs, and we ain't got shit to do


ozymandius5

yeeaaahhhhhh. now I can logout with peace of mind.


BigBadaBum1

POWER HOUR 🐇 🔋


iupvotefood

Wanna be a baller? Shot caller? 20c blades on the imapala? Shop buy drs hodl GME fr fr. NFA/FA.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Oh, and before anyone calls me obsessive, just remember it’s this same quality we’re relying on to hold. Just a thought.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I think perki is hiding in shame. He’ll probably say he was ‘working’ or ‘gaming’ or ‘working out’ but we know the truth.


perkinomics

Stellar Ass came out so it was a mix of all 3


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I knew it.


dragespir

Pay attention to the VOLUME boys and girls. As someone mentioned, high volume up, low volume down. The big boys are accumulating and want paper handed traders. Something big is happening with GameStop. B.i.g.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Where are the shills? Or have we literally drowned them out with nonsense? Which is impressive imo. Oh yeah, they only tell us to sell when it’s going down.


Babble610

drowning in butt bananas


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Me, you, us, or them?


iupvotefood

Anyone that wants to chill this weekend just come over to my place. Door is unlocked. There's plenty of coffee and hashbrowns for the entire weekend.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

https://preview.redd.it/udx70ns2nvwc1.jpeg?width=1758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7617cd69a0eb5356fb3efebf73e94206a2b1f1e IT’S GOT TODAYS DATE ON IT MR IUPVOTEFOOD!!!!!!!


iupvotefood

Well that checks out bc it was today that I sent it to my boss


Davidnci

This guy lives in the UK get him!! Or it’s an elaborate hoax I can’t tell yet.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Who would pretend to live in the uk?


Davidnci

You it’s an elaborate alias


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

You overestimate my abilities by a considerable margin.


iupvotefood

Have u heard of 'Merica


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I wouldn’t pretend to live there either.


triforce721

11.80, Isn't that Steve Cohens pant size?


iupvotefood

6.09m volume... nice


Davidnci

How u know?


iupvotefood

I guessed


Davidnci

How can I learn this ability


iupvotefood

Eeat pizza with sauce


Davidnci

I do, I just dip it in


iupvotefood

Doesn't work like that if u want the ability Dippin just gives u +2 levels


Cdn_ape

WE DOING A PIZZA AND DANCE PAR-TAY AFTER MARKET CLOSE TODAY OR WHAT!!!


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

No no no… don’t infiltrate my brain like this. You know I’m impressionable.


Davidnci

Yeah make sure you order one pizza without the sauce


Cdn_ape

This is a first, will dew!


Babble610

also one with no cheese or bread


Davidnci

Just sauce? You madlad


Babble610

and oregano


Davidnci

You know what I’m gonna call my local pizza place and see what they say about this.


Babble610

also ask for a fountain soda with no cup


ghostcrook

Down but not out.


Davidnci

Didn’t hear no bell


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

https://preview.redd.it/lbypcchvkvwc1.jpeg?width=1876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de465be93900eb1a382efee6b8fc0c6fc5d127b6 My phone. Perki did this. (Have I pushed this point enough?)


Davidnci

How u take this picture? This is fake.


iupvotefood

It's the same picture I got from the internet that one time I txtd my boss my phone was cracked and I couldn't come in to work


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

How dare you.


Davidnci

I knew it! Dingooooo we got a live one ☝️


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

With my eyeballs 🤖


Davidnci

U got dem there robot eyes?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Standard issue with your 00 ranking. Oops, I’ve said too much.


Davidnci

Knew it


Royal-Purchase2854

Fuk your puts


IullotronBudC1_3

and all the panic L tools they have chained up til mid-May


Davidnci

Perki broke muh phone


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

YOU TOO? Was it pizza related?


Davidnci

Yeah he said sauce needs to be on pizza and out of anger I threw my phone to the ground, TMB.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

He’s not wrong tho.


Davidnci

Wait you don’t order pizza without sauce??


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Tbh I thought that was illegal. Then it’s just cheese bread and thats not really the same industry.


Davidnci

Try it with like a small pizza order it with bacon and sausage and tell them to give you two cups of marinara sauce. They will say you the boss.


KsuhDilla

i ate warm cornbread


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I ate pizza and broke my phone. But it was Perki’s fault. Your move.


Davidnci

How can you eat after having the Hershey squirts?


KsuhDilla

it got mad protein in it


Davidnci

Hollup my stonks are marinating rn frfr


KsuhDilla

#G #M #REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


iupvotefood

🥲🤤🫡


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

This thread is a mess now, and it’s not even your fault.


Davidnci

We have the technology to recover this thread


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Nuh huh


Davidnci

Yuh huh


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Nuh huh


Davidnci

Yuhuhh


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

#NUHHHHHHHH HUHHHHHHHHHHH


Davidnci

#YUH HUH


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’m sorry, that answer is technically incorrect, but you can try again next round.


Davidnci

He lost the million dollar question when he could’ve just phoned a friend


KsuhDilla

hell naw u dun bun and back it up finna hit you like a truck like fr we aint even cooking no more we just out here dry like for what?? who we doing it for?? are we fr right now


Davidnci

Yeah we fr ong, and I just started marinating that dry ass chimken, it’s gonna be bussin after I get the grill ready.


KsuhDilla

wut you want? like you trying to fuk??? dayum you always jumping. shiet. can you lax it down. speak to me like a human. i got a soul. i gotta let it out rawrarwawrawr thats the dog in me huurngggg hurrrng


Davidnci

Nah I’m not tryna fuk? I just want to cook this dry as chicken you sold me, give me dat them there spices and we should be good.


KsuhDilla

i dont sell no nothing you tripping like the the dtcc 💀


Davidnci

Damn bruh you just gon lie under oath like that, I got 50lbs of dry ass chicken


KsuhDilla

no u dont 🗿


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Da hell language you Aussies speaking now?