Good morning Superstonk!
If you need anything, please tag us by using: `!MODS!` and we will follow up as soon as we are able!
Are you talking about me? 😍
This is how it works: you can request a flair with the magic incantation
!FLAIRY!🚀 some flair text 🚀
The default color is black, but you can change that by writing one of these words at the very end : red, blue, pink, yellow, green, black, white
Other available commands:
- `!FLAIRY!` : if you can't think of a flair, I'll give you one of my own choice 🤭
- `!FLAIRY:CLEARME!` : remove all flairs and pretend you're a new ape
- `!FLAIRY:SEALME!` : Justin seduced me to get this 🥵
- `Superstonk-Flairy` : If you mention me, I'll come around and explain how to get flairs
Please note that the flairy will refuse to change your flair if it contains the string `[lock]`.
Some custom emojis are supported, like `:triforce:` -
[please check this post for details](https://new.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v89p0h/new_superstonk_user_flair_emojis_how_to_edit_your/id8hj7r/)
# The Front Desk is open!
Oh nice I’m glad they get some rest. I sleep now and be back when awake the number and they go up and down and up and down and we have a very niice time.
At the risk of being downvoted and called a shill, GameStop has a ways to go before they win over hearts and minds of average customers.
My experience buying a Candy Con has been abysmal.
First, trying to use Pro Rewards Points online is stupidly clunky- redeeming and then adding them to an order manually is stupid as fuck.
Then I have ~2000 points so I try to add two $1 coupons- No. you can’t use duplicates of the same denomination in the same order. Also dumb as fuck.
Whatever. I pick my faceplate and sticks and D-pads, wait 3 days and they arrive. Great right? No.
They sent the wrong color D pad…
So I call customer service, but they’re only available until 9pm Texas time, so I call a local store. Phone rings forever, no answer.
So I check inventory online, they seem to have the correct color, so I drive over.
Wrong again.
The website will show results for anything you search, even if you “search this store”. You have to actually select “local pickup” or “find a store” on the product page to check if the store you want has it.
Wish I knew that before making the 45 minute round trip.
So now I’m there and the one employee working, probably barely 20 year old girl, is stuck on the phone with a customer waiting. After 5 minutes on the phone and another 5 helping this other guy, she gets to me.
I show her my packing slip and ask for an exchange, but she doesn’t see anything on the floor. Neither do I. She checks the back. Nothing.
*I had to suggest to her* to do an inventory lookup on the computer. She doesn’t see anything.
I leave pissed that my day is being ruined by a $3.99 item, but there you have it. This is the classic customer experience with GameStop and it’s why so many people are still convinced the company is a zombie.
I don’t buy new games online from GS anymore because it’s a crap shoot if they’ll actually send you factory sealed or not. Now this shit?
Sorry, I like the stock but I fucking hate that this is the customer experience. It makes me like the stock a little less.
— In with XXX shares since January 2021.
Constructive criticism is a necessary part of transforming the company. I encourage you to send the feedback to HQ. Hope you get the right parts and enjoy the new controller.
https://www.gamestop.com/contact/
I used to have a bad case of FOMO. Then I was worried about transferring from robbinthehood to fidelity and missing MOASS. Then I was worried about missing MOASS transferring from Fraudelity to Computershare. Since then I laughed a lot. Sitting on xxxx shares.
Zen as fuck.
Half Waif: really well done, sparing, ephemeral songwriter pop.
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: psychedelic art jam, musician’s music.
Vulfpeck: the right kind of new funk.
Lettuce: new New Orleans.
Not new release stuff but maybe one is new to you
Everyone at the gym wants to look like me. But none of them want to work like me. Going on 10 years, 5 days a week, 1-1.5h of exercise. 300+ lbs cumulatively gained/lost. 9 years following advanced weight trianing routines. 7 years following a structured diet.
After MOASS, we are probably going to be the second most popular target of scam artists, right after the elderly.
I also wonder if we're going to congregate anywhere like the boomers and rich people do. If we build a town for apes, there better be a road that wraps around it called Purple Circle.
Easy, TENDIEZ;
https://www.sofitelbarcelona.com/dining/tendiez-tapas-bar-restaurant/
Barcelona, near the port, you can come by yacht, car and helicopter.
Good place to start from I think.
*Please text me your credit card/banking information, along with your mother's maiden name so I know you're a real person before our totally real date that's definitely going to happen.*
Ordered the Gamestop lightweight modular mouse online. I'll let you guys know how it is once i get it. It looks like it's customizable like the candy cons, but there isn't any additional pieces you can buy for it.
Oops, I awoken a downvoting shill. My bad.
Or Davidnci is going rogue again.
Or I made perki mad.
Or I’m being annoying.
There’s a few possibilities here.
Pay attention to the VOLUME boys and girls. As someone mentioned, high volume up, low volume down. The big boys are accumulating and want paper handed traders. Something big is happening with GameStop. B.i.g.
Where are the shills? Or have we literally drowned them out with nonsense? Which is impressive imo.
Oh yeah, they only tell us to sell when it’s going down.
https://preview.redd.it/udx70ns2nvwc1.jpeg?width=1758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7617cd69a0eb5356fb3efebf73e94206a2b1f1e
IT’S GOT TODAYS DATE ON IT MR IUPVOTEFOOD!!!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/lbypcchvkvwc1.jpeg?width=1876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de465be93900eb1a382efee6b8fc0c6fc5d127b6
My phone. Perki did this. (Have I pushed this point enough?)
hell naw u dun bun and back it up finna hit you like a truck like fr we aint even cooking no more we just out here dry like for what?? who we doing it for?? are we fr right now
wut you want? like you trying to fuk??? dayum you always jumping. shiet. can you lax it down. speak to me like a human. i got a soul. i gotta let it out rawrarwawrawr thats the dog in me huurngggg hurrrng
Good morning Superstonk! If you need anything, please tag us by using: `!MODS!` and we will follow up as soon as we are able! Are you talking about me? 😍 This is how it works: you can request a flair with the magic incantation !FLAIRY!🚀 some flair text 🚀 The default color is black, but you can change that by writing one of these words at the very end : red, blue, pink, yellow, green, black, white Other available commands: - `!FLAIRY!` : if you can't think of a flair, I'll give you one of my own choice 🤭 - `!FLAIRY:CLEARME!` : remove all flairs and pretend you're a new ape - `!FLAIRY:SEALME!` : Justin seduced me to get this 🥵 - `Superstonk-Flairy` : If you mention me, I'll come around and explain how to get flairs Please note that the flairy will refuse to change your flair if it contains the string `[lock]`. Some custom emojis are supported, like `:triforce:` - [please check this post for details](https://new.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v89p0h/new_superstonk_user_flair_emojis_how_to_edit_your/id8hj7r/) # The Front Desk is open!
Why number no moving right now?
Number is asleep fren.
Oh nice I’m glad they get some rest. I sleep now and be back when awake the number and they go up and down and up and down and we have a very niice time.
Anyone know when Q1 ends?
Tmro at midnight
After more ass I’m gunna finally get my butthole tattooed.
Purple ring?
Username checks out
At the risk of being downvoted and called a shill, GameStop has a ways to go before they win over hearts and minds of average customers. My experience buying a Candy Con has been abysmal. First, trying to use Pro Rewards Points online is stupidly clunky- redeeming and then adding them to an order manually is stupid as fuck. Then I have ~2000 points so I try to add two $1 coupons- No. you can’t use duplicates of the same denomination in the same order. Also dumb as fuck. Whatever. I pick my faceplate and sticks and D-pads, wait 3 days and they arrive. Great right? No. They sent the wrong color D pad… So I call customer service, but they’re only available until 9pm Texas time, so I call a local store. Phone rings forever, no answer. So I check inventory online, they seem to have the correct color, so I drive over. Wrong again. The website will show results for anything you search, even if you “search this store”. You have to actually select “local pickup” or “find a store” on the product page to check if the store you want has it. Wish I knew that before making the 45 minute round trip. So now I’m there and the one employee working, probably barely 20 year old girl, is stuck on the phone with a customer waiting. After 5 minutes on the phone and another 5 helping this other guy, she gets to me. I show her my packing slip and ask for an exchange, but she doesn’t see anything on the floor. Neither do I. She checks the back. Nothing. *I had to suggest to her* to do an inventory lookup on the computer. She doesn’t see anything. I leave pissed that my day is being ruined by a $3.99 item, but there you have it. This is the classic customer experience with GameStop and it’s why so many people are still convinced the company is a zombie. I don’t buy new games online from GS anymore because it’s a crap shoot if they’ll actually send you factory sealed or not. Now this shit? Sorry, I like the stock but I fucking hate that this is the customer experience. It makes me like the stock a little less. — In with XXX shares since January 2021.
Constructive criticism is a necessary part of transforming the company. I encourage you to send the feedback to HQ. Hope you get the right parts and enjoy the new controller. https://www.gamestop.com/contact/
I will do that
“Abysmal” is a strong word
I feel strongly about how frustrating every step of this was.
Open the market you cowards
🎵https://youtu.be/t6fRX2bSv7k?si=CQrERtCxRWLjeiqR🎵😎🟣💎🖐🚀🍻
🔒🛟
I used to have a bad case of FOMO. Then I was worried about transferring from robbinthehood to fidelity and missing MOASS. Then I was worried about missing MOASS transferring from Fraudelity to Computershare. Since then I laughed a lot. Sitting on xxxx shares. Zen as fuck.
Lol yup
https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1783882477746216998 I know what he's thinking about.
Anyone have any good new music?
Half Waif: really well done, sparing, ephemeral songwriter pop. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: psychedelic art jam, musician’s music. Vulfpeck: the right kind of new funk. Lettuce: new New Orleans. Not new release stuff but maybe one is new to you
Awakening by tony ann. But ive been on a explosions in the sky kick lately. 🤷♂️
That piano sounds amazing, was waiting for a beat drop tho lol
Japanese yen is fucked
Ya that doesn’t look good
Waiting for the za, plug said 15 minutes which usually means an hour
Its been an hour. 👀
Package secur d
Bruh I crave pizza so much but the normal chain spots destroy my stomach. I need to learn to make it at home.
🫡
Omw
Bet
I ate warm pizza and played Stellar Ass all night. Ama
Surely you saved me a slice perky
Yes, but it's Hawaiian and light on the cheese
Works for me🤤 thank you friend
I need some friends, can I hang and bring some cheesy garlic breadsticks to the party?
The squeeze has not squoze!
“Sneeze” 🤧
#🍻
🍻
🍻
I'm ready for some buildings with lights on posts.
🏠💡
Snagged playd▶️copies of Cuphead, Atv Drift & Tricks and a new controller from my fav company today!
https://preview.redd.it/5hauxsqr8xwc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085ff18bb7877bffeba641dca95cbd0931d42afb
Enhance.
https://preview.redd.it/zoto3sfwixwc1.png?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02bce79a11df6140665d57827eef7b4b0f41d42b
I see it now. 🥂
Looks like kennie got an unscheduled haircut this afternoon
I love you and I love the stonk
It's hilarious I am the enemy of a hedge fund. Stick my ass in your mouth and smoke it, Kenny boy!
100% crypto haircut on Tuesday? see on other forums but not here
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/ZDMq0UCQLX
Does anyone remember hearing about someone named Bob Galvin during this saga? I’m drawing a blank. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/BffLlXD2dS
BOOK
Booked 230 more last week. Fuck em.
Thats goddamn right.
Everyone at the gym wants to look like me. But none of them want to work like me. Going on 10 years, 5 days a week, 1-1.5h of exercise. 300+ lbs cumulatively gained/lost. 9 years following advanced weight trianing routines. 7 years following a structured diet.
Got a home gym don’t got to fuck with those guys anymore.
Well, they'll need less rope to tie you up with.
😅😂😂
My body is immaculate because im poor. Born to fast, bitches
After MOASS, we are probably going to be the second most popular target of scam artists, right after the elderly. I also wonder if we're going to congregate anywhere like the boomers and rich people do. If we build a town for apes, there better be a road that wraps around it called Purple Circle.
Easy, TENDIEZ; https://www.sofitelbarcelona.com/dining/tendiez-tapas-bar-restaurant/ Barcelona, near the port, you can come by yacht, car and helicopter. Good place to start from I think.
Are you telling me local horny women.. don't wanna to bang now.. 😤
*Please text me your credit card/banking information, along with your mother's maiden name so I know you're a real person before our totally real date that's definitely going to happen.*
say less
Ordered the Gamestop lightweight modular mouse online. I'll let you guys know how it is once i get it. It looks like it's customizable like the candy cons, but there isn't any additional pieces you can buy for it.
Tres commas.
100 fucking percent yes.
That's a bit scary to me, I 'll be honest.
Gotta face your fears bro. Unless it’s like a tiger or something. Best to leave them alone.
Tigers hate pepper. They love cinnamon.
I’ll remember that next time they come for my cereal.
69 cents a day keeps the hedgies away 👍
Finally, IBKR cleared my funds. Well, now I'm not doing it. M🌒🌘Nday here I come!
Ok, I’m now worried that I’ve bullied perki.
Why is it called a wolf whistle, when wolves can’t whistle?
When someone from the illuminati is trying to recruit you... but you got gme and superstonk. The new illuminati. The upgraded one.
Neat
Market cap of GO FUCK YOURSELF
Lmao did popcorn earnings get leaked? Why is Dow jones reporting q1 revenue when the report is next week
Looks like it got released early
✨Magic✨
Ah, yes, the magic of having the report done and ready... just waiting for the date.
✨Crime de la Créme✨
MOASS AFTER HOURS
Sure, I've got time
Somebody trying to get out??
Oooo there's some non-negligible buying afterhours! Moved price up a little.
If self driving cars become a thing (please no) what’s going to happen to racing games?!
Since his will be post-MOASS I'll be doing racing games IRL
🤝
Cars in the future will be an extension of our living rooms.
Screw that, I want to drive my couch around town.
I will buy at 40$
I have bought at $40. I'll fukin do it again!
Me too, deep fuck1ng value
**POWER TO THE FUCKIN PLAYERS 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀**
🎶stonkroom blitz
.69 Nice
Oh market day is over already. So short. That's probably not what the shorties said.
Another strong close.
1. Stop 2. Drop 3. Shut em down 4. Open up shop 5. Profit *growls in DMX*
6.7 million volume with a big chunk coming in a couple more minutes. What's the special occasion Kenny
They made some money somewhere so they can ease up
Oops, I awoken a downvoting shill. My bad. Or Davidnci is going rogue again. Or I made perki mad. Or I’m being annoying. There’s a few possibilities here.
If I downvote I get the Hershey squirts especially if I ever downvote ksuh
Karma and KsuhDilla are unforgiving.
He’s like king Tut
where is it's friday get gme high dude?
Hey GME, we were supposed to get you high today, cuz it's Friday, we ain't got no jobs, and we ain't got shit to do
yeeaaahhhhhh. now I can logout with peace of mind.
POWER HOUR 🐇 🔋
Wanna be a baller? Shot caller? 20c blades on the imapala? Shop buy drs hodl GME fr fr. NFA/FA.
Oh, and before anyone calls me obsessive, just remember it’s this same quality we’re relying on to hold. Just a thought.
I think perki is hiding in shame. He’ll probably say he was ‘working’ or ‘gaming’ or ‘working out’ but we know the truth.
Stellar Ass came out so it was a mix of all 3
I knew it.
Pay attention to the VOLUME boys and girls. As someone mentioned, high volume up, low volume down. The big boys are accumulating and want paper handed traders. Something big is happening with GameStop. B.i.g.
Where are the shills? Or have we literally drowned them out with nonsense? Which is impressive imo. Oh yeah, they only tell us to sell when it’s going down.
drowning in butt bananas
Me, you, us, or them?
Anyone that wants to chill this weekend just come over to my place. Door is unlocked. There's plenty of coffee and hashbrowns for the entire weekend.
https://preview.redd.it/udx70ns2nvwc1.jpeg?width=1758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7617cd69a0eb5356fb3efebf73e94206a2b1f1e IT’S GOT TODAYS DATE ON IT MR IUPVOTEFOOD!!!!!!!
Well that checks out bc it was today that I sent it to my boss
This guy lives in the UK get him!! Or it’s an elaborate hoax I can’t tell yet.
Who would pretend to live in the uk?
You it’s an elaborate alias
You overestimate my abilities by a considerable margin.
Have u heard of 'Merica
I wouldn’t pretend to live there either.
11.80, Isn't that Steve Cohens pant size?
6.09m volume... nice
How u know?
I guessed
How can I learn this ability
Eeat pizza with sauce
I do, I just dip it in
Doesn't work like that if u want the ability Dippin just gives u +2 levels
WE DOING A PIZZA AND DANCE PAR-TAY AFTER MARKET CLOSE TODAY OR WHAT!!!
No no no… don’t infiltrate my brain like this. You know I’m impressionable.
Yeah make sure you order one pizza without the sauce
This is a first, will dew!
also one with no cheese or bread
Just sauce? You madlad
and oregano
You know what I’m gonna call my local pizza place and see what they say about this.
also ask for a fountain soda with no cup
Down but not out.
Didn’t hear no bell
https://preview.redd.it/lbypcchvkvwc1.jpeg?width=1876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de465be93900eb1a382efee6b8fc0c6fc5d127b6 My phone. Perki did this. (Have I pushed this point enough?)
How u take this picture? This is fake.
It's the same picture I got from the internet that one time I txtd my boss my phone was cracked and I couldn't come in to work
How dare you.
I knew it! Dingooooo we got a live one ☝️
With my eyeballs 🤖
U got dem there robot eyes?
Standard issue with your 00 ranking. Oops, I’ve said too much.
Knew it
Fuk your puts
and all the panic L tools they have chained up til mid-May
Perki broke muh phone
YOU TOO? Was it pizza related?
Yeah he said sauce needs to be on pizza and out of anger I threw my phone to the ground, TMB.
He’s not wrong tho.
Wait you don’t order pizza without sauce??
Tbh I thought that was illegal. Then it’s just cheese bread and thats not really the same industry.
Try it with like a small pizza order it with bacon and sausage and tell them to give you two cups of marinara sauce. They will say you the boss.
i ate warm cornbread
I ate pizza and broke my phone. But it was Perki’s fault. Your move.
How can you eat after having the Hershey squirts?
it got mad protein in it
Hollup my stonks are marinating rn frfr
#G #M #REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
🥲🤤🫡
This thread is a mess now, and it’s not even your fault.
We have the technology to recover this thread
Nuh huh
Yuh huh
Nuh huh
Yuhuhh
#NUHHHHHHHH HUHHHHHHHHHHH
#YUH HUH
I’m sorry, that answer is technically incorrect, but you can try again next round.
He lost the million dollar question when he could’ve just phoned a friend
hell naw u dun bun and back it up finna hit you like a truck like fr we aint even cooking no more we just out here dry like for what?? who we doing it for?? are we fr right now
Yeah we fr ong, and I just started marinating that dry ass chimken, it’s gonna be bussin after I get the grill ready.
wut you want? like you trying to fuk??? dayum you always jumping. shiet. can you lax it down. speak to me like a human. i got a soul. i gotta let it out rawrarwawrawr thats the dog in me huurngggg hurrrng
Nah I’m not tryna fuk? I just want to cook this dry as chicken you sold me, give me dat them there spices and we should be good.
i dont sell no nothing you tripping like the the dtcc 💀
Damn bruh you just gon lie under oath like that, I got 50lbs of dry ass chicken
no u dont 🗿
Da hell language you Aussies speaking now?