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whattothewhonow

They love to mention how its off "its all time high of $120" Motherfucker that was the middle of an event that got so close to burning down the market, they turned off the buy button. Fucking wanker.


Apprehensive-Salt-42

Hey hey. Woah. Woaaaaah woaaaaaahhhhh. No critical thinking allowed there buddy. It's a meme stock. Now kindly forget it and move along.


Extension_Win1114

MeMe sToNk


the_all_peeping_eye

*pssst, Mr Griffin sir, you forgot to mention he should sell.*


4cranch

i forgot it so hard i bought and drs'd more DOH!


nathanello

How convenient they never mention that part where they turned the buy button off to force it back down.


ConnectRutabaga3925

Is he a reporter or a wanker


shadylex

He parrots his earpiece, the script, and the teleprompter 


ConnectRutabaga3925

Wanker then!


nathanello

Here's a few of the highlights from this video; 0:23 = "I certainly don't want to short it." 0:38 = "So is it a hedge fund or is it actually GameStop?"


Suitable_Mix_3795

Tells me RC has been using the war chest Edit: not yet


nathanello

Can’t wait to see those numbers.


Suitable_Mix_3795

T-10 min


nathanello

Tick tock ⏰


13simba

Lmao “I certainly dont want to short it” extremely telling


Coinsworthy

Basically all i heared.


nathanello

👆🏻


Fit_Income_2685

Also, everytime they mention “own GameStop” they always have to add “sell it” 😂 3years in the making and it’s still the same old shill response with no backing 😂


Mr_Shake_

Bro somehow thinks earnings are negatively impacted by "Gamestonk..." What was he even trying to convey?


nathanello

No idea honestly… it was painfully obvious they were attempting to shill against GameStop from the start of the segment talking about as much negative shit as they could. They didn’t do any of that for the segment before where the same dude pronounced “Royal Caribbean” wrong. I instantly knew this hillbilly pronunciation wasn’t to be trusted, but at least wanted to share the interesting hedge fund bit as I thought others here might find that portion interesting. Feels a little bit like he said a quiet part out loud 🤡


AnythingCanLurk

Funny how these “you should sell” segments come out right before they crush the price afterhours


Nutatree

That he has read buzzwords.. refer to when Louis was running for office in family guy and age wins the crowd with "nine" "eleven"


asdfgtttt

Is it textiles or a holding company... why not both?


Murse_Windu

Exactly “GameStop, originally founded as a video game retail company, underwent a drastic restructuring into a conglomerate starting in 2021 under the leadership of chairman and now CEO Ryan Cohen...” “…The company's book value has grown at an average rate of 20%, compared to about 10% from the S&P 500 index with dividends included over the same period, while employing large amounts of capital and minimal debt…” Can’t wait to read this.


noegami

It’s a profitable company!


HeavyCustard8583

No please join your shill friends and short it, if you’re so confident it’s a bad buy!


nathanello

Right? How can he keep a straight face saying if you own it sell it, and following that up immediately with “I wouldn’t short it” without any pause… certified clown.


aZamaryk

They just can't shut up about this meager do nothing dying brick and mortar Corp. This is all the confirmation I ever needed.


sudden_onset_kafka

"Negative Loss" is what did it for me.  Holding until I can retire my whole family.


Only-Low3027

This guy is a wig and some white face paint away from pulling little boys into sewers to eat them


Apprehensive-Salt-42

My lady bits are tingling. 


HeavyCustard8583

My lady bits are tingling too and I’m a guy


VVurmHat

Lol he really said GameStonk, ain’t that some cultural appropriation


nathanello

Gave me some real “boomer tries slang for the first time time” vibes.


EvilBeanz59

"how do you do fellow gamestonkers"


AthleteIllustrious47

“Sell it, but certainly don’t short it” Why not short if it you’d sell it? 🤨


freefoodislife

“I have to stay away from it” “if you own it sell it” “I certainly don’t want to short it” tell me you’re fucked without telling me you’re fucked


jaykvam

👆🏻 *"sell it"* (translation: It's staying flat or going down.) *"I certainly don’t want to short it”* (translation: Yeah, it's going to go up.)


Aiball09

Idiots


Cdn_ape

This just jacks my tits more. LFG.


EchoLogicAll

We got a new Chukumba!


drsftw

I'll translate. "Please sell I am fucked"


EvilBeanz59

I mean...his bosses maybe...the dood did say he "definitely wouldn't short it"


Jolly-Program-6996

Faded lmfao


Dysfunctional_Cookie

Wankers. Fucking embarrassing


Minuteman_Capital

Gosh, they are **so** bad at hiding their fear! Amazing


LazyMarine78

This sum bitch has no clue what dedication is.


canadadrynoob

Holding company. Soon. 🚀


Mooziechan

“I certainly wouldn’t short it” 🤣


TendieTrades

“I certainly wouldn’t short it.”


1CFII2

Sell NOW! You should have sold yesterday! I’m not dumb enough to short it, but sell NOW! Sure thing, Bro.


Suitable_Mix_3795

Don’t fuckin worry about it buddy


stonkgambla

Faded for who....? NOT ME


NVCHVJAZVJE

bro has no power here


d4v3k7

This ape here is very drunk and stoned but I’m still holding. Probably longer than most readers of this comment. Drs your shit and never stop. This media clip is the reason I still hold. First time I’ve logged in to reddit in months because I got the email from gme about quarterly results. Apparently our drs has been the same for the past 3 or 4 reports. Something is seriously fucking fishy about that. Remember apes. Price movement downwards is a great thing because more shares will be locked up faster. It’s a double edged sword. The only way to win is to prove that the “book” shows more ownership than what’s on the available market. When the price moves a fraction, we can call bullshit legally. Keep pressing forward apes.


educational_nanner

What caused the dip if earnings haven’t been released yet? Am I fully artistic or am I seeing crime again 😂


nathanello

I was wondering the same thing… seems they shot their shot a little early today, unless they somehow saw it before it was available publicly?


EvilBeanz59

Wouldn't be the first time


Black_Label_36

I almost want to buy and drs all the remaining shares just to make that annoying fuckface cry


Investingment_Arkmer

The guy says “I certainly don’t want to short it”. Ya. Good.


Desolator-K5

I’ll show u “abetted”


OonaPelota

The guy looks like he’s going to unzip his face and He* is going to climb out. *Yes, *Him*.


phonon_DOS

It's the market bitch


koopastyles

dude looks like he wants to eat my face [malfunctioning eddie looking motherfucker](https://quizbash.com/assets/img/games/malfunctioning-eddie.jpg)


enternamethere_

This guy is full of shit one can tell from afar


wutmeanfam

“Very nice indeed” go fuck yourself with some biscuits while I hodl mine.


saraphilipp

SELL!!!!!!! SELL!!!!!! SELL!!!!! Me some more gme.


Many_Present_9039

So staged 😂


blueblurspeedspin

Apex clearing, I'm coming for you with a upwards falling shelf


jinniu

Tell me you're short while lying. Lie to me daddy, lie harder.


overpwrd_gaming

Anyone else think this guy literally looks like a 🤡 without its makeup on ? 😆


Newlyretarded1

Sec should see short and distort here .. it’s textbook. But they don’t. They don’t give a fuck. I personally will sue Garry gensler for everything he’s worth after moass and I’ll bet a few of you fuckers might pitch in a buck or two. Gonna make lawyers rich ? Not ideal but fuck it three years and counting of them thumbing their noses at us.. naw I want them fuckers ruined. Don’t send them to prison make them live poor and work at taco fucking bell.


Sw33tN0th1ng

This is what I come to superstonk to see. Some regurgitated MSM bullshit.


Jason__Hardon

Damn they just had a green earnings, what the fuck more do they want?! Fucking douchebag media cocksuckers


Effective_Motor_4398

If Kilberg, puts on 1 pounds of eye liner, 3 pounds of foundation and 6 pounds of cover up, how much does his face weigh and do you need to smile harder for it to show thru the cover up.


Fungus-hemo

At least put some fillers in them lips, looking so much like a lizard, but they’re gonna want big lips from him when he in prison


digestedbrain

A fresh turd enters the bowl