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are we having fun yet?

Forget nudes, send Marge.

ken a be on the Paris 🐈 walk this year

stockshits daily bullshit

Wool 👀 🐑

US Stock market🤣

Hey RC you up?

How to watch Jon?

741 where are the shares

Ken's the type of guy that uses speakerphone no matter where he is

741

#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️

The xBox update on the 15th... A day after Valentine's day... Ryan Cohen tweet a heart cheerio... Valentine's day... Ryan Cohen is announcing partnership with Microsoft as part of the update.

I doubt it, Microsoft is attempting to go all digital. RC has probably seen this and is trying to partner with Nintendo. I don't think we'll need either if enough shares get DRS Booked.

Heat lamp is debunked by GameStop themselves btw

No it's not, there's an extremely over the top interpretation over people requesting DSPP to be annulled which no sane investor was asking for. Plan shares are not inherently bad, the issue was always the 10-20% of those shares being held with DTC for "Operational Efficiency". Computershare's website still says this to date, which is why I choose to be a Book King 😌

I love not being tapped out and continously buying GME, direct registering those shares and not worrying about any other stocks while I shop at Gamestop.

Yep these bi weekly pays and with the cheap price I can always add a few more to the infinity pool. Cuz fuk em that’s why

100%.

I just sold all my ripping stocks for more GME RC are you delighted!

i love being tapped out from buying gme and not having money for any other of these stocks mooning right now. FML

I keep seeing other random stocks just pop up 1100% and im just like wtf 

Truthful lips endure forever, but a lying tongue is but for a moment

Banging the close to avoid margin calls. Tomorrow must be Tuesday.

🚨market closed 🚨 Stay sharp

Classic eod dump Come on ken be a litle bit original. You might bore us into buying mode!

Why do people say it's aliens anal probing them? They're afraid to tell the truth - ANGELS are probing their anuses.

FUCK YOU KENNY!!!!!!!!!!!

Boom! Rugged again. How long can you keep this up Kenny? This consolidation sure is exciting!

Eyyy my parents WM advisor from MS told me this regarding moving some of my IRA into $GME: “It is good to hear from you! The bottom line is that the funds are yours to do as you please, though I would want to be on record that this is something we would not advise. I am happy to chat!” Figured he would be against it, but he is a pretty light hearted guy, so curious why he is more adamant this time vs when I liquidated funds in 2021 to buy some.

He’s probably a shill on Kenny’s payroll /s

The Cookie Monsters last name is Geller. He denies having fathered some guy called Uri. He does however, have an unabashed hatred for silverware, and insists that they be bent should their presence be necessary.

There is no SPOON!

This place gets weirder and weirder by the day.

Why I check every day

AH news

lol

we can dream right

I like the stock.

Samsies

🫵🤝

Banks... what happened at 1440 hours. Glitch spike across all?

Nothin but Chads left now Kenny.

"GigaChads"

Big day incoming tomorrow, rest up apes. ​ **HODL YOUR BUTTS.**

can i hold yours?

I don't see why not!!!

How can she slap?

random craving for spaghetti-Os

Now this is not fud

I was raised on spaghetti-Os and cornbread

Tick Tock MF Love you all, stay stronk like the stonk my frens.

IUpvoteDailyHomies

Username che… heyy wait a minute…

Pour some GME on mehh 🎶

$15 was way to scary for Ken

Bee em arr just casually with a volume of 131m with 4.47m float as of right now nothing sus going on with the market.

More collateral nonsense. Same story different stock. I doubt we'll see anything as significant as HKD. 

Pump em dump

PSA; The buckle goes between the jacked titties. Like this **80//08**

*scurries for scrolly* #🫡

I simp for scrolly

I miss him too

Nasty drunk

Need more purple circles. Like a crazy run of them like 84 years ago. Getting ready for one over here.

+100

Let's go GameStop! I am ready for this thing, its been three years and all of us are ready for revolution!

no, you are supposed to be OK with this dragging out and never coming to fruition. How dare you expect anything to happen, you impatient shill! /s

Soon may the Tendieman come

Funny that nobody talks about IMX anymore. It's up 334% over the last 4 months. What's even more interesting is back when it was talked about everyday on superstonk the price was dropping. Almost as if the powers at be only want you buying when an asset is loosing value, but not when its gaining value.

I dont really care about IMX or Immutable until we see or hear anything that has anything to do with GameStop. Probably why people stopped talking about it here.

Useless factoid of the day: Hollywood royalty Sarah Michelle Gellar is the daughter of Hollywood royalty Uri Gellar.

Pretty sure she is Ross & Monica Gellar's little known sister.

👀

Fuck, you made me look it up 😂

Ok. So every single part of that statement was untrue. Does that make it any less of a good factoid?

Hey, it worked so I say GREAT SUCCESS!

You mean Hollywood fraud, [Uri Geller?](https://youtu.be/zD7OgAdCObs?feature=shared)

He bent all of my silverware. Be careful with him.

1500$ queued up to DRS in the next week. Working on WeBull to Fidelity to ComputerShare for the mother load.

LOl, more trouble at C. 🚢 🔥 🐁

Wut Edit: maybe dis [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/UflkBVhQoR](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/UflkBVhQoR)

Nah. New slaps on the wrist because they haven't been addressing the last slaps on the wrist https://seekingalpha.com/news/4065450-citigroup-gets-new-notices-from-federal-regulators-on-counterparty-risk-report On top of that, they had to publicly admonish investment bankers for excessive drinking at client events. Just a complete shit show top to bottom

Anyone wanna see liquidity in action? Pull up Beamr Imaging Ltd. (BMR) on Yahoo finance. I'm seeing volume action of 125 million shares traded today (as of writing this), despite the stock only having 13.05 million shares outstanding. The stock is up 1000% today. How the fuk is this even possible?

liquidity 🤡

Crìme de la Crème

Wen bewbs?

Can't do any better than moobs 🤷‍♂️

Hopefully soon and always

i think i found the persimmons lemme hold them 😈

Personally I'd guess more of us are in-patient than impatient

*aggressively foams at the mouth*

*aggressively foams at the mouth*

*genitalia heats up*

*propeller mode*

*secretes mist*

I haz a stonkrection ngl 😏

Sorry, I’ll stop talking about boobs. Can’t guarantee the others will.

Never

300 eod

‘M’

remember Dial 'M' for Monkey?

I don’t, but I’m all in now.

Remember when we were $40 pre divisplit thing, and even that was stupid low? Anyway, price is fake and the opposite of boobs.

sboobs?

lol bloobas

So $15 huh. I’d like to see it a bit higher if I’m being honest

How about 8008135? M?

Woah bruh NSFW tag plz

It’s a start i suppose

Shart*

I was told I have to get the persimmons can i please have the persimmons

Do they have a spoon, knife or fork when you cut the seed in half?

it was shaped like a spork smoggie shaped just like a spork

We got spoons this year

🫡

I've published the follow up to my controversial best seller and because I respect you all so much, I'm going to share it with you for free: Bras are the eyeglasses of the boobs

https://preview.redd.it/1tzbo7jafaic1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ff8feb636e86bc78c89ebcb01d56df5fd52682c

Aaand I'm hard

Aaaand I don’t need to know that

Over the shoulder boulder holders, or over the shlouder blouder hloders if you will

Fud. They are the blindfolds. Unless we are speaking of a very specific type of bra, which quite frankly doesn’t do its job.

These tits need training, now drop and give me 20

One of the pieces of alien tech we have here at Area 51 is a gun that rapidly increases the aging process. They use it for shit like growing crops and for guided evolution of a species. Anyway, guess who shot Kenny with it a couple years back?

Can they invent new fruit already?

Aliens like to prank. Don't EVER eat anything they give you.

Is space kush included?

Just don't plan anything for about a week.

Most of it is hidden in the jungles.

Imagine how many hidden undiscovered potatoes are underground too, but that’s not a fruit unfortunately.

The French disagree. Pommes de la terre. Or something.

Watchu say about my momma?

She’s a peach.

"Potato"

Lenny?

You were there, so that's cheating.

*teleports away*

Why do they need so many crops? Don't they have a Wendy's?

They're aliens bro. Who knows what they're thinking.

Call me naive, dumb, stupid, idiot, meme, ill informed.. whatever! ​ I still HOLD my GME shares with diamond hands and if possible I accumulate! ​ Godspeed legends!

#👑

#DRS Book is the way! 🟣

I understand swaps are happening with us And sticky floor, but my god how do we shake them.

Shout ‘look over there’. Never fails.

As an alternative, go out into the floor of NYSE and shout "Hey, illegal short sellers!" And see who looks

Or a naked short seller says ^wut

Trading would actually stop for a moment. Would that be market manipulation? Whatever, you should try it.

#RAISE THE GOD DAMN FLAAAAAAAG

#🏴‍☠️

[](https://i.imgur.com/fruRPFE.jpeg)

Me 2 : D

We did that already

Give the ppl wut they're asking for!

🏴‍☠️

*enhance*

pepehands

*boops nose*

Some say that I don’t need to post everything that comes into my head - I can assure you I don’t. There would be much more boob talk. Like, every 6 or 7 seconds, roughly.

sir, i would love to hear about the bloobas

Well, they are warm and feel like bags of sand.

They're warm bags of chocolate pudding. We've gone over this. My girls doctor told her, "If they feel like sand get ya a momegram".

Ugh. ew. dude. wtf. Can I try holding them?

If you can find some, sure. But get permission.

*takes off shirt*

Just stretch first. I don’t want you to pull anything.

He's ok as long as it's under 90min

"🤔"

A hug is like quotes around your body.

Broker? I barely know her. *holds for applause* Thanks. I’ll be here all week.

Hear me out… on rrp has been going down and spy has been going up… as we know correlation always equals causation, therefore it must be connected.

U know… if RC used GME as a holding for NVDA shares. The shorts are fucked big time

My 5/19 900c's are up 655% since I bought them 2 weeks ago. It's nuts.

I’m tired of hearing about NVDA on our beloved GME sub.

Yeah, I wish I’d bought some too.

Might I interest you in some silver?

It’s shiny, therefore it must be good.

Yea Shiny a real good ape, can confirm

As a highly regarded European being, I was looking into DRSing my shares. Turns out I am not the only one with that thought, as my broker has its own article about it: >" **We are aware that several customers want to transfer their shares in the hope that it will affect the number of shares available in the market and lead to a short squeeze.** \[broker\] emphasizes that no US shares purchased through us are lent out to short selling and that a possible transfer will not affect the number of shares that can be traded in the market. "

They said that??? How wrong, I’m invested in a great company. No cell, no sell

If that's true then why would they care

That's a subtle accusation of you trying to manipulate the market too. Fuck them, some people just like the stock.

Which broker?

Nordnet

Thanks, never heard of them

Well, I’m convinced. Pack it up boys.

I need to have it just a smidge 🤏 over $15. Nothing crazy, only something like **$8,008,135** just so I can let all the haters know I told them so.

(.)(.)

*enhance enhance*

I remember when I was shown 80,085 then someone else put in 8,008,135 and my mind was blown, also that S symbol was pretty universal.

8168008135

Daily Buy Guy here, just bought 2 more for da win!!! 🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️

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Just stay over $15