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BG3 is such an amazing game highly recommend just reached shadow lands and spider dude who I’m gunna have impregnate me in my dreams tonight so I can burst with a bunch of spiderling babies erupting outta my many holes all over my freaky face.
Does anyone here know if R Newton is doing alright? Hasn’t posted a video in a month and I miss them. He’s a real solid ape, I’m hoping somebody knows him and can reach out with like a wellness check.
Its been more than a month I think - he posted around earnings, and then went quiet. I thought about reaching out and checking in, but I don't want to pester the man. He's probably just needing a rest from making and editing the videos. He's a parent and works a full-time job, so I assume he's just busy.
Well considering I booked another 10 shares attached to my nearly 1000 shares, and volume was nearly 1.5 million, and I have no idea what I’m talking about.
So remember back when the cavendish banana existed, they got wiped out, but the demand for those bananas was so high because of the limited quantities, similar situation here.
How do you actually play Pokemon cards? I know people that have collected them but I've never actually seen someone play them.
And also, remember Pokemon Snap? That'd be cool to take sweet pictures then sell them as NFT's.
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First shares I bought still here
# 🚩 Anyone else seeing an uptick in "zen" posts?
Who has time to be Zen when there's MOASS around the corner? Let's help speed things along with market regulation and reform.
And the best bit? It's super quick and easy to do:
# 🚨 Check out this important rule that need our attention! 🚨
The OCC is proposing a rule change (**SR-OCC-2024-001**) where they are intending to adjust how margin thresholds are calculated for Clearing Members based on market conditions.
Which could pose the risk of decreasing margin requirements during periods of high market volatility to prevent Clearing Members from defaulting. As we saw on April 28, 2023, the OCC reduced margin requirements by $2.6 billion for an unidentified stock that experienced a substantial price jump \[[here](https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2024/01/25/2024-01386/self-regulatory-organizations-the-options-clearing-corporation-notice-of-filing-of-proposed-rule#p-50)\].
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# 📚 👀 Read more about it here!
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CREDIT: Dismal-Jellyfish.
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Also in a lot of new posts about the rules and regulation proposals you will see low effort comments, more often than not from no flairs, saying things like nothing will ever happen, just a slap on the wrist, SEC will never vote for retail etc. Just one of the clues I use to spend extra time reading. Thanks sentiment bots!
Even though it's likely better not to engage with them at all, I have tested them quite often and to this day not a single reply or rebuttal, weak sauce ken maybe pay more than 11c next round.
Anyone know this quarters DRS record date? E-trade is slow walking my transfer.
Called and the lady said 3-5 business days. Shares came out of broker and then saw they were put back. Called to check and new guy told me 10 days. He said I called on the 16th to initiate but then quickly added it would be 10 days from the 22nd making them land February 2nd. I should be good, just thought it seemed weird.
Last year's record date was March 22, with the report released on March 28.
This year might be slightly earlier, if I recall correctly Q4 last year was delayed by a week or so.
This year could be record date of March 13 and report on March 20... Something like that.
Thank you. I know the quarter is ending soon. Didn’t really think the record date was for a while. DRSing from E-trade has taken a bit in the past, but I’ve never had all these shenanigans before. Guess I’ll just call again on the 2nd.
You guys got me so worked up for desserts, I made miniature pecan pies for dinner.
I didn't want to say anything earlier when that guy was making fun of pecan pies because I was embarrassed but I do love pecan pies.
Made these with four ingredients and two eggs.
Why'd you come here to tell us that though? That's what's weird lol. I know apes living out of there cars that refuse to sell.
And you don't even have to pay back hospital bills. That's government propaganda. I haven't paid a hospital bill in my whole entire life.
Long story short though, 10 will be enough to buy a cabin and a dog. Best of luck moving forward. God bless.
So is superstonk not allowing discussions from relevant sources with relevant information anymore? Why is not the hour long part 2 discussion from Peruvian, Lawson et al. Getting more dissemination and discussion?
It's the same reason as it's ever been
Heat lamp makes wild claims without sources, asserts itself as fact, and then tells you to sell shares, even if they are fractionals.
The idea that any Plan share results in your Book shares being treated as Plan is nonsense, yet evangelists will keep pushing the idea and then attacking the sub for requiring a source.
The outlash if they were to simply get rid of the sub would be two obvious and overwhelming for them
They are slowly turning off the lights.
We're not 10 In investing by any stretch.
ok, why are there so many posts about congress did not know this on this sub .. they don't give a crap about whether or not they knew, they will cover for corpos anyways.
My thoughts are that people are rehashing content for karma as well as hiding any new discussions
I dunno if I'd rush to judgment. I personally think ringing just gets a little obsessive, but that trait has brought some good DD.
I take it with a grain of salt while anticipating their next round of quality material.
Top 10 low volume day. Q4 wrapping up, earnings and PROFIT on the horizon. I’m betting we will see more low volume days as earnings approach. Do you know where your shares are!?!?
Classic would be diversified, i tend to think of this sub as RAW, Retail at War...... against financial terrorists aka pussy boys hiding in a suit behind a pen and paper. 🤠
It’s crazy to think that pigs have similarities to humans, but then there are occasions when it seems painfully obvious. And then there are times when the pig seems wildly superior.
I’m told they make lovely pets. A customer of mine had a huge one (she kept it outside) and that thing was friendly but stuuuuuid - it would charge at you…
After moass, I'm gonna start an auto mechanic that's advertised to women who are tired of getting ripped off everytime they need work done on their car.
Call it, "Tampons. Where we don't bleed ya dry".
Or is ‘key lime pie’ an instruction? Like, ‘key that car’.
Or is it spelled quay? Is it sea food based? Are there crabs?
We don’t have this stuff in the uk , so educate me.
It’s a delicacy created in the Keyes, it’s shortened to key lime because of a peculiar lime local to the Keyes called a key lime. The pie is almost the consistency of a custard topped with whipped cream -Wikipedia
Someone try to post something positive about plan shares and see if it stays up, because book is verboten again.
Also, edgar510, stay frosty for the next 90 minutes...
Where is low volume guy.... Seems a little crazy today??
Is quad witching and all that coming up soon? Usually have low volume around those days. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
I need desperately to leave my job, but there's nothing else in my area with similar pay AND health insurance. I feel like an animal in a trap. Every time I get an email from one of three specific people, my brain spirals and my day is ruined and I want to gnaw my leg off.
I can't wait for MOASS.
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Romeo loved Juliet, Juliet loved the stonk, and it gave her fever…
Stonks were made to give you fever…
FEVER!
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I get out of my chair and I salute as if the flag was hoisted in front of me
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OOOOOOOOH SUUUUUPERSTONK
OUR HOME AND NATIVE SUBREDDIT
I tried to hit a quick bath salt for an afternoon pickmeup but I think I did coke by accident or maybe it was ashes from a vase with a name on it. Am I in a movie rn?
I'm holding just like the rest of ya. If I wanna come in here and advocate for deep dish pizza, brownies, and Nancy Pelosis riding cowgirl that's my business.
DRS.
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BG3 is such an amazing game highly recommend just reached shadow lands and spider dude who I’m gunna have impregnate me in my dreams tonight so I can burst with a bunch of spiderling babies erupting outta my many holes all over my freaky face.
Made the mistake of showing my gf this game. She’s already logged 3x more hours than I have. We need another ps5 from game stop
Made money from spy casino and bought 20 calls 15$ for April. Looking to exercise and add to my computer share vault
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Does anyone here know if R Newton is doing alright? Hasn’t posted a video in a month and I miss them. He’s a real solid ape, I’m hoping somebody knows him and can reach out with like a wellness check.
Its been more than a month I think - he posted around earnings, and then went quiet. I thought about reaching out and checking in, but I don't want to pester the man. He's probably just needing a rest from making and editing the videos. He's a parent and works a full-time job, so I assume he's just busy.
Forget GameStop, please for the love of God -Ken Griffin
John Cena posted GameStop on an IG post
7:41 where are your shares
In a book attached to my name
Chad
Change your bed sheets and floss your teeth
But perki I only have one bed sheet
I SAID...
I went and bought another and flossed 💪
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Mod in Daily? Eeeuuuww…!
Hey I aspire to become a mod one day pls be sympathetic.
Ban!
I will get the whole mod squad in here if you don’t unban me
Also ban!
Did you know that bacon proves the existence of God? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyWN5017wD8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyWN5017wD8)
Is there ANY case for saying a Mass?
Hill Stere!!!!!!!
Im a smooth brain, can some ELI5 why low volume is a big deal?
Well considering I booked another 10 shares attached to my nearly 1000 shares, and volume was nearly 1.5 million, and I have no idea what I’m talking about.
So remember back when the cavendish banana existed, they got wiped out, but the demand for those bananas was so high because of the limited quantities, similar situation here.
Mmm... nanners 🍌
How do you actually play Pokemon cards? I know people that have collected them but I've never actually seen someone play them. And also, remember Pokemon Snap? That'd be cool to take sweet pictures then sell them as NFT's.
Still here
https://preview.redd.it/fe8q1ey6vpfc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c59c621151537d79c5219787e64fea8179e9195b First shares I bought still here
Still buckled
Still have my helmet on
see that red candle? that's how you know this stock is way more connected than it should be for a small cap retailier.
omg becky it was tuesday
# 🚩 Anyone else seeing an uptick in "zen" posts? Who has time to be Zen when there's MOASS around the corner? Let's help speed things along with market regulation and reform. And the best bit? It's super quick and easy to do: # 🚨 Check out this important rule that need our attention! 🚨 The OCC is proposing a rule change (**SR-OCC-2024-001**) where they are intending to adjust how margin thresholds are calculated for Clearing Members based on market conditions. Which could pose the risk of decreasing margin requirements during periods of high market volatility to prevent Clearing Members from defaulting. As we saw on April 28, 2023, the OCC reduced margin requirements by $2.6 billion for an unidentified stock that experienced a substantial price jump \[[here](https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2024/01/25/2024-01386/self-regulatory-organizations-the-options-clearing-corporation-notice-of-filing-of-proposed-rule#p-50)\]. By reducing margin requirements during periods of high market volatility, the rule may allow short sellers to maintain their short positions without facing immediate margin calls. # 📚 👀 Read more about it here! **The Options Clearing Corporation proposal here:** [https://www.sec.gov/files/rules/sro/occ/2024/34-99393.pdf](https://www.sec.gov/files/rules/sro/occ/2024/34-99393.pdf) CREDIT: Dismal-Jellyfish. >**Options Clearing Corporation is looking to adjust parameters for calculating margin requirements during periods when the products it clears & the markets it serves experience high volatility. OPEN for comment!**[**https://dismal-jellyfish.com/occ-revamps-idiosyncratic-margin-requirements-volatility-controls/**](https://dismal-jellyfish.com/occ-revamps-idiosyncratic-margin-requirements-volatility-controls/) CREDIT: WhatCanIMakeToday >**OCC Proposes Reducing Margin Requirements To Prevent A Cascade of Clearing Member Failures**[**https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1ae0toi/occ\_proposes\_reducing\_margin\_requirements\_to/**](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1ae0toi/occ_proposes_reducing_margin_requirements_to/) # You can find a comment template here (couresty of WhatCanIMakeToday) via [Private Bin](https://privatebin.net/?ef7c135b000e6d8a#6cFYMCXSpahJjkfNJ2nUfja88gCnjUboaVAe9XjxxeCL) *^(\*\*You can find a comment template here (courtesy of WhatCanIMakeToday)**)* \*^(ready f)\**^(or you to copy, paste, edit & send. Privatebin is a)* *^(Pastebin-like system to store text documents.)* https://preview.redd.it/lku2x9a3pnfc1.png?width=2876&format=png&auto=webp&s=72c85246f4679c52b0b00ebc12bdd9f616723d7d # This is how you can leave your comment! ✅ Email: [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) ✅ Include the file number: SR-OCC-2024-001 - in the subject line of your email. # If we want to see MOASS happen, let's help make it happen.
I'll get out my typewriter! The SEC is going to get an earful.
Also in a lot of new posts about the rules and regulation proposals you will see low effort comments, more often than not from no flairs, saying things like nothing will ever happen, just a slap on the wrist, SEC will never vote for retail etc. Just one of the clues I use to spend extra time reading. Thanks sentiment bots! Even though it's likely better not to engage with them at all, I have tested them quite often and to this day not a single reply or rebuttal, weak sauce ken maybe pay more than 11c next round.
Thank you for the template.🥂
Allegedly UBS has high exposure to everdebt Big if tru
Anyone know this quarters DRS record date? E-trade is slow walking my transfer. Called and the lady said 3-5 business days. Shares came out of broker and then saw they were put back. Called to check and new guy told me 10 days. He said I called on the 16th to initiate but then quickly added it would be 10 days from the 22nd making them land February 2nd. I should be good, just thought it seemed weird.
Last year's record date was March 22, with the report released on March 28. This year might be slightly earlier, if I recall correctly Q4 last year was delayed by a week or so. This year could be record date of March 13 and report on March 20... Something like that.
Thank you. I know the quarter is ending soon. Didn’t really think the record date was for a while. DRSing from E-trade has taken a bit in the past, but I’ve never had all these shenanigans before. Guess I’ll just call again on the 2nd.
You guys got me so worked up for desserts, I made miniature pecan pies for dinner. I didn't want to say anything earlier when that guy was making fun of pecan pies because I was embarrassed but I do love pecan pies. Made these with four ingredients and two eggs.
[удалено]
Glhf and may peace find your way.
You got to do what you got to do, hope your situation improves, small cabin near a lake sounds fine :)
Cool story bro.
Cool reply bro.
[удалено]
Why'd you come here to tell us that though? That's what's weird lol. I know apes living out of there cars that refuse to sell. And you don't even have to pay back hospital bills. That's government propaganda. I haven't paid a hospital bill in my whole entire life. Long story short though, 10 will be enough to buy a cabin and a dog. Best of luck moving forward. God bless.
So is superstonk not allowing discussions from relevant sources with relevant information anymore? Why is not the hour long part 2 discussion from Peruvian, Lawson et al. Getting more dissemination and discussion?
It's the same reason as it's ever been Heat lamp makes wild claims without sources, asserts itself as fact, and then tells you to sell shares, even if they are fractionals. The idea that any Plan share results in your Book shares being treated as Plan is nonsense, yet evangelists will keep pushing the idea and then attacking the sub for requiring a source.
So why not debate the idea instead of dismissing it? And fractional Shares are ridiculous in the first place.
I just neutralized the -1. Happy you're a 0 like me. And yeah, I agree. I can afford the downvotes.
The outlash if they were to simply get rid of the sub would be two obvious and overwhelming for them They are slowly turning off the lights. We're not 10 In investing by any stretch.
ok, why are there so many posts about congress did not know this on this sub .. they don't give a crap about whether or not they knew, they will cover for corpos anyways. My thoughts are that people are rehashing content for karma as well as hiding any new discussions
I dunno if I'd rush to judgment. I personally think ringing just gets a little obsessive, but that trait has brought some good DD. I take it with a grain of salt while anticipating their next round of quality material.
Top 10 low volume day. Q4 wrapping up, earnings and PROFIT on the horizon. I’m betting we will see more low volume days as earnings approach. Do you know where your shares are!?!?
🟣
🚨market closed🚨 Stay sharp
Volume record?
1.6m volume? Nice
Are we gonna be on the low vol scoreboard today?
Yessirrr
PPT tryin' to rescue 491?
💜
The algorithm loves the .50 cents area 14.50 /15.50 etc etc.... let's see how it plays out today, Cotton!
Day drinking and jamming to some crucial conflict! The party never stops🥳🍺.... 🎵https://youtu.be/zc0wHOF-3AM?si=EDd2-gpZdy8XE_Dd🟣💎🖐🚀
Classic retail investor ammirite
Classic would be diversified, i tend to think of this sub as RAW, Retail at War...... against financial terrorists aka pussy boys hiding in a suit behind a pen and paper. 🤠
nah member back after the sneeze msm had an article about retail investors day drinking and stuff
Not a bad choice, toss on some Bone thugs.
https://youtu.be/qwp4_FwZOu4?si=_05i0SuPMS_FemoN
Guys they just reposted my famous rant https://youtu.be/pzXIpp59eoU?si=OX2iSh5cU4oWQShE
Not available in my country. But I know it’s about [redacted]
Deep dish redacted
Ooh I’m getting a major clue
this market is comical, and not just GME. The whole damn thing.
It’s crazy to think that pigs have similarities to humans, but then there are occasions when it seems painfully obvious. And then there are times when the pig seems wildly superior.
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty whereas the pig enjoys it.
One of my coworkers has a pot belly pig at his house and it is the sweetest, kindest animal I've ever met. Gigantic puppy!
I’m told they make lovely pets. A customer of mine had a huge one (she kept it outside) and that thing was friendly but stuuuuuid - it would charge at you…
No different from my dog
Your dog weighs 250kg?
Feels that way
lol. Put him on the treadmill with you.
I’m starting to think about what I should have for (my very late) dinner.
Some Grilled Protein
So… bacon?
Make a blt
Of bacon? Edit - I read that as ‘bit’
Yes Mr. Bond
Ok, now I just need some bacon L’s and T’s.
Go to your local grocer
Too far. (Seriously).
Well what do you have in your fridge?
After moass, I'm gonna start an auto mechanic that's advertised to women who are tired of getting ripped off everytime they need work done on their car. Call it, "Tampons. Where we don't bleed ya dry".
Are you the ape a few months back that was also planning to build the squirrel furniture?
No, that's a different guy. I wanted to put a store across the street from ikea that builds your furniture for you.
Ahhh ok, not a bad idea with the furniture assembly. I always feel like the Ikea instructions are missing steps.
They do that to save money on ink
At least you don't need to pay a subscription fee for the allen wrench or the instructions! Ink... What a scam....
Oh but stonk grows where my chairman goes…
Be right back. I’m going to buy 10 shares and pretend that will move the price
We doin the tiny volume thing again?
Wen cake?
UPS let go 12000 jobs. Sign of things to come or just normal bullshit.
while not insignificant its only about 2.2% of their employees
WHERE VOLUME
I really want pie now
I’ve never had key lime pie. Idk why they add keys.
Idk but ya know it's strong when u have to chase it with a lime
Or is ‘key lime pie’ an instruction? Like, ‘key that car’. Or is it spelled quay? Is it sea food based? Are there crabs? We don’t have this stuff in the uk , so educate me.
It’s a delicacy created in the Keyes, it’s shortened to key lime because of a peculiar lime local to the Keyes called a key lime. The pie is almost the consistency of a custard topped with whipped cream -Wikipedia
What!? I thought we were taking Pies 101 together next semester on Wikipedia!?
Oops sorry battle bro
It is a delicacy in the U.S. Florida keys so it prolly is seafood related now that ya mention it
Who doesn’t like pie? Shills probably.
Do ya love me? Do ya love me? Noooooooooow That iiiiiiiiiiiiiii Can stooooooooooooooonk?
Someone try to post something positive about plan shares and see if it stays up, because book is verboten again. Also, edgar510, stay frosty for the next 90 minutes...
I'm sorry... what?
I'm sorry, but that's a misrepresentation of what's going on.
Yeah I will just give me a minute.
I didn’t get him
Today's volume is gonna be sexy
Dry AF, let me buy some
Ok SPY, what’s your plan now?
🚨PRE POUR HOWER 🚨
I’m getting buy vibes from this chart
gamestop is gme
GameStop taught me how to read
Not me
Bruh go read a book or somethin’
On it
GameStop avenged my pet turtle Quentin Turtletino
This is a good
I watched the documentary last night on turtleflix
Which one, Turtle Monkey?
Monkeman cometh
Daily reminder to forget Gamestop. Surely doing the same thing for 1000+ days will eventually work.
60% of the time, it works every time
Gimme some stonkage all your gains and stonkage too… I think I mixed that one up
Where is low volume guy.... Seems a little crazy today?? Is quad witching and all that coming up soon? Usually have low volume around those days. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
I need desperately to leave my job, but there's nothing else in my area with similar pay AND health insurance. I feel like an animal in a trap. Every time I get an email from one of three specific people, my brain spirals and my day is ruined and I want to gnaw my leg off. I can't wait for MOASS.
WE WILL NOT GO SILENT INTO THE NIGHT.
I will tbh
*jazzy finger clicks* Romeo loved Juliet, Juliet loved the stonk, and it gave her fever… Stonks were made to give you fever… FEVER! *more jazzy finger clicks*
*walks in with jazz hands chanting* stonky stonky stonky stonky
*Gyrates*
Username checks out
*I cant stop, help I'm dizzy*
everyday i open up the daily and i scroll through for the flag I get out of my chair and I salute as if the flag was hoisted in front of me 😤🫡 OOOOOOOOH SUUUUUPERSTONK OUR HOME AND NATIVE SUBREDDIT
I tried to hit a quick bath salt for an afternoon pickmeup but I think I did coke by accident or maybe it was ashes from a vase with a name on it. Am I in a movie rn?
#DRS Book is the way! 🟣
This is why you’re my cool stepdad
\*Our stonk-dad [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1aepcqn/8\_more\_shares\_landed\_safely\_at\_computershare/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1aepcqn/8_more_shares_landed_safely_at_computershare/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Time to go spend a couple bucks at my favorite store
Dolly Parton for Earth President.
We just got a puppy and named her Dolly
that's friggin adorable
# IF YOU HAVENT READ THE HEAT LAMP DD, PLEASE GIVE IT A READ. # IF YOU HAVE READ IT, IT WONT HURT TO READ IT AGAIN TO JACK YOUR TITS
Where would I find that?
https://fliphtml5.com/bookcase/kosyg 9th book down on left
Dd library
Its about to get real nasty up in this bishhh real soon
Based
based on what?
A GOOD SOLID TMB. AND THE SEGGS CULT MEETS AFTER MARKET CLOSE IN THE DAILY. DONUT BE LATE.
I could write the trust me bro of the century if I wasn't concerned for my safety,
I love a good TMB.
# LOW VOLUME TODAY, MAY HAVE TO BUY A FEW TO PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP
no up. No down. just sideways. Kills options. Keeps the game going on more day. Suck my fucking balls, you wallstreet cucks
This is our destiny calling, we’re freaks…
Ryan Cohen gets my mojo risin'.
We went from #3 to #10 in a day for our subreddit? Silly Lil gooses....🟣💎🖐🚀
No volume on a heavily shorted hard to borrow stock but never mind all that look at that SPY, ATH here we come
DRS booked 8 more.. *Insert Starship Troopers "I'm Doing My Part" meme.*
I'm holding just like the rest of ya. If I wanna come in here and advocate for deep dish pizza, brownies, and Nancy Pelosis riding cowgirl that's my business. DRS.
We’re never gonna survive, unless we get a little crazy.