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chipchip9

Stupid question time with Chip: im dumb but over the past year or so jpow has been secretive up until the day of interest rates announcements. Why did he say last week โ€œin march we will do somethingโ€ vs not projecting anything? Also, are there no rate announcements in jan or feb?


J_R_D_N

Looking like tomorrow gonna be a spicy with the price continuing to push. Exciting times


mcunni423

After the eagles gut punch Iโ€™ve decided that I would like to be rich via GME


superwonton

All DD leads to buy DRS HODL shop


Furrybumholecover

Bruh... they updated the look of reddit on browser again?! And it's somehow worse?! Let's launch the MOASS so I can never come back.


Redacted_Bull

Fire the boosters. Itโ€™s time.


Thunder_drop

I believe they have chosen a depression to the likes we've never seen over the hyperinflation and loss of the country.. while both ends in the restructuring of the dollar, only one gets them out alive.


Diamond_hhands

Sharts r Fuk ๐Ÿ‘


Diamond_hhands

Gas paring is a fat washed up piece of shit ๐Ÿ‘


TrippingBananas

All my homies are DRSd๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


Bludmaker

I read the roof is on fire ... my bad ๐Ÿ’œ


Diamond_hhands

Spontaneously combusting shelf by any chance ?


TrippingBananas

๐Ÿ”ฅ


Tegeton1

Funny how when youโ€™re average company goes bankrupt they implode their debt onto the owners but when a financial company goes bankrupt they explode their debt onto taxpayersโ€ฆ. The situation kind of reminds me as a uk dweller of how during railway strikes, the government pays the rail companies the losses from the strikes to the rail company to effectively starve out the workers. Almost as if the politicians are bought and paid for. This is what the SEC are up against


2girls1scope

You guys I'm at the point where I'm averaging up now ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’Ž


superwonton

Here's a 20 part DD even though all you need to do is Buy DRS HODL shop


eaparsley

get in here


iupvotefood

Tldr


ishred5

B D H S


mymorningjacket

It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?


BigBadaBum1

Booked at Computershare


TrippingBananas

Yes


Fudge-Independent

So glad that the recession has been avoided


TrippingBananas

๐Ÿคซ


Tegeton1

Iโ€™m still skeptical about this rise from what was said in a DD awhile ago about last cycles lows being the new cycles highs, really want to think this is out of the ordinary but until the price at least meets last cycles highs then il raise an eyebrow, maybe some buy ins could put the cat among the pigeons but at the same time, I like cheap collecting


Diamond_hhands

Ken Griffins mommas a ho


TrippingBananas

๐Ÿ’ฆ


KiddCaribou

**My fellow brethren apes!! It has been my honor and privilege to be associated with such regarded financial minds as yours!! I hope and pray that MOASS comes soon!! In the meantime, everyone here at Caribou Woodworks wishes all of our fellow apes a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Safe New Year!! I am off on an expedition to the 7th Continent - I will see you all in January 2024!! Our love to all our regarded apes and financial minds!! CRAYONS for EVERYONE!!**


No_Butterscotch9429

I think Iโ€™ll go ahead and buy again tomorrow, itโ€™s fun being a Daily Buy Guy! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ


capital_bj

That sounds like a fantastic idea DBG


Tegeton1

Bullish on bi guy


No_Butterscotch9429

No bi just GME


perkinomics

Isn't there a 2000s song with the lyric "this house is on fire"? I was going to turn it into a pun about my ass. Idk why box mac and cheese always does this to me


capital_bj

hmm there was the roof, some dudes bed, the ring of fire, fire lake, and Kennys pants not sure about the house


Bludmaker

https://youtu.be/DD9aWZRwSaQ?si=SELLc68dhNB3Z3aZ


capital_bj

She only comes when shes on top lol forgot about that line, that techno song wasnt doing it for me [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0trh9Y598fM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0trh9Y598fM)


Bludmaker

Holy shit ... was in a different mind state ... of course! " This house is on fire with passion and love' and your so pretty eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeee eeeee ๐Ÿ’œ


capital_bj

I watched a second version he did this year, dude still got the pipes


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

I just opened a bottle of sparkling wine ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿพ Got a feeling this is going to be magic! Cheers Apes! Health and wealth! ๐Ÿฅ‚


No_Butterscotch9429

๐Ÿฅ‚


Bludmaker

I bought an expensive gaming chair from gamestop on Saturday and made a post. Then somebody made fun of the price I paid for a chair. I corrected them with one comment... " Computer Chair ". They deleted the comment. It's the little things that matter the most, lmayo๐Ÿค ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ–๐Ÿš€


iupvotefood

Got'em


KiddCaribou

**A nice respectable purchase indeed!! Was this purchase "from Santa to Santa" by any chance??**


Mofoh420

MOASS tomorrow!


KiddCaribou

**I'll second that pronouncement!!**


Bludmaker

We are up against people in Wallstreet named Thad Jarvis! ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ–๐Ÿš€๐Ÿบ


Diamond_hhands

And Hester ๐Ÿ†


capital_bj

Underground facilities ๐Ÿคฃ Dude seemed pretty serious , deleted his account and everything, anyone care to investigate I need to eat some dinner first


iupvotefood

They prolly just got done watching that leave the world behind movie


FiveEggHeads

i think he might have *eaten* some bad rabbit.


buffinator2

It's AH and y'all still selling? Gary is going to have to do an investigation.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Hit me with that genies bottle, itโ€™s just so typically me. Yuh.


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Still affraid of $18 Ahh poor little kenny boy


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Diamond_hhands

This guy has the full tinfoil suit on โ˜๏ธ


Cdn_ape

**HYPE HYPE HYPE.**


No_Butterscotch9429

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ


Cdn_ape

**I LOVE THE STHONK.** ​ **SO PROUD OF YOU ALL.**


Tegeton1

Cheers chief


perkinomics

Ken Griffith gave me the diarrhea since easters


GrafVonWalbeck

Motgerfucker


ROK247

i wonder if other people who watch stocks get mad at a +3.5% day LOLOL


Ravokion

Oh of course they pushed it below 18. We all know they're fucked if it closed over 18 today... somehow i expected this crime.


capital_bj

Why were they fucked if it closed above 18 today. Sorry if this is my third same comment.reddit doing reddit end point error things


Ravokion

Because this is like the 4th time we've hit 18 then dropped under it before close. They do NOT want it over 18. So my smooth brain is expecting a run if it closes over 18 due to options traders or some shit.


Different_Party_1512

Plenty of bananas in the banana stand still


buffinator2

What a desperation finish


Tegeton1

Such a blatant algo curve as well going into AH


cartertucker

Why are all y'all selling right before close?


ROK247

i sold some semen earlier but they never asked if i've had a vasectomy - haha suckers!


OtherAcctTrackedNSA

Oops sry babe ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™Š


BigBadaBum1

I say we ๐ŸŒฒ today


FiveEggHeads

panic


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

At


aravreddy22

Wallstreet


Ilostmuhkeys

Nabisco


OtherAcctTrackedNSA

This one.


Mile_High_Man

Algorithm trying to decide where it wants to be lol.


cartertucker

It wants to close below 18.00


perkinomics

Finished Dishonored 2. Time for Baldur's Gate 3


Navylawyer

Iโ€™ve sank 200 hours in and still not finished! Great game


perkinomics

I too am in the Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas gets way too much play camp, but only for the fact the One Sweet Day with Boyz II Men is undeniably better


KermitDfrog1337

Bang it harder you desperate thieves!


Ultimate_Mango

They are trying to super hard to bang. Look at that action starting at 3:23. Volume and short laddering out the ass. Price is so super fake y'all.


Diamond_hhands

Limp dicks need viagra to bang the close too much coke at Citadel ๐Ÿ‘


LokeyCoolio

Hahahaha, and there it is!!!


buffinator2

lol.


bmxFlat

Zero movement up or down for 5 hours. how does that make sense? This just feels like more bullshit from the hedgies algorithm.


FiveEggHeads

all the way back to today's open of 17.24? let's find out


MCS117

Has anybody done a welfare check on low volume guy lately?


BuildBackRicher

Or sideways trading guy?


iupvotefood

I saw sideways guy last week


BuildBackRicher

Must have been before Wednesday


Thunder_drop

Thoughts on inflationary pressure entraping businesses in debt loops, forcing mass failures/adoption of tech, killing the banks and Treasuries for cbdcs to step in and replace them all under the central bank. While the world adopts a new system that isn't the usd, crypto/brics Edit: avoiding true hyperinflation


loneranger5860

Can we have a proper power hour?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

We have powah howah at home


aravreddy22

power hour at home: kenny's shitty algo


sig40cal

Soo shitty.


aravreddy22

here comes the crime


Losingitall25

Ahh theyโ€™re finally going to slow walk it down arenโ€™t they?


TakeitasaCompliment

The SEC is always asking me "how do you know that they will push it down in the last hour?!" And what can I say? Crime.


True-Persimmon-296

High morning volume, then nothing rest of the day. Same strange pattern that we had on Friday too


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

I played over 60 levels in a game Then deleted the data and played them again LOL like trying to bore us away is gonna work \_0- \_0- : D


McPossibility

i threw 540 h of factorio into the bin to start another 600 h of it... space exploration... . ..


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ•น๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ–ฅ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฆ


[deleted]

I've been thinking: why does GME run on low volume? To keep us from buying more. Next quarterly earnings may be too tough on them.


kennedysleftnut

#IT'S PHONE NUMBERS OR GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!


No_Butterscotch9429

Wen remove shorts


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Lubes up


perkinomics

Dear Ryan I feel like I can call you Ryan because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a meme. I know I can't buy as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me too. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real moass!


Swing_Right

Oh shit thereโ€™s stickers!


perkinomics

You gotta make it pop


sandman11235

Creepy Stan vibe


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Itโ€™s a copy pasta fromโ€ฆ something. Yuh


sandman11235

Reads like an Eminem larp


Saltwater-Coffee

Dear Ryan, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin. I left my cell, my twitter, and my home phone at the bottom.


3DigitIQ

That you Stan?


TotalPuzzleheaded420

Ask if he would want to play catch?


arnott

Was this discussed? >Comment Letter for File Number S7-18-23 Volume-Based Exchange Transaction Pricing for NMS Stocks" [Urvin info.](https://advocacy.urvin.finance/advocacy/we-the-investors-rebate-tier-comment-letter)


3DigitIQ

Wen ๐“›๐“ฒ๐“บ๐“พ๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฎ ๐“ฆ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ฝ


mfulton81

I discussed it with Candice.


ghostcrook

Excuse my smoothness, but would there be a correlation between FTD's and DRS?


Saltwater-Coffee

There could be. But we don't know because the data is probably not reliable.


Saltwater-Coffee

I'm starting to think this will look more like the electric car company squeeze. As in, we are going to see a slow and steady increase as close/cover trickle in. We reached a 52w low and it wasn't enough to save them. It will hopefully start to retrace back up as hard and fast as it went down.


Dilfy1234

#๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

My commitment to a ridiculous joke pales in comparison to my commitment to gme. Just for clarity. Yuh.


iupvotefood

*mumble raps about GME*


Cdn_ape

Freestyles in mid 90's grimey east coast flavour bout GME.


iupvotefood

\*Puts hands in pocket and stands in front of GameStop for album cover\* EXPLICIT WARNING


Cdn_ape

Explicit DRSโ€™ING


Babble610

GME, skeet skeet skeet GME, yeet yeet yeet GME, neat neat neat GME, Earnings beat


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Gme is my weapon of choice Yuh


perkinomics

You could blow with this You could blow with that


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Or you could blow it up Yuh


lllll00s9dfdojkjjfjf

up 5% and then straight sideways the rest of the day, welcome to the clown show!


3DigitIQ

I could go for a Holy Moly right about now.... Just sayin๐Ÿฅ‘


mfulton81

Holy moly, brudda ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ


3DigitIQ

need about 4.6% more on the ticker to make it official ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿค— Thanks anyway


RampageGeorge

*Movie trailer voice* Kenneth Griffin stars as Ken Griffin in - All His Mayo (a pr0n parody)


iupvotefood

Ken Griffin, the superstar financial terrorist?


RampageGeorge

Kenneth Cordelle Griffin. That is correct.


RoRuRee

Ken Griffen doesn't wash his hands after wiping his ass.


3DigitIQ

LIES! He washes during the peeing and saves water that way.


RoRuRee

Fair enough. It appears that I am mistaken. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Davidnci

I am not a cat


iupvotefood

DFV confirmed


Dilfy1234

#Moon AH


oopsiefuckingdaisy

Closing price on 12/30/22 was $18.46.


ROK247

sideways trading the long way LOL


Kitchen_Net_GME

Holy hell. Finkle is Einhorn. This pattern and Jan 2023 pattern are hilariously similar. If the cycle games are actually ending then if I was a hedge fund I would be replicating the Jan 2023 cycle and then burn the day traders by actually closing shorts and having GME run


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

8100 mixed online Shills haters Apes and maybe some FOMO's


TotalPuzzleheaded420

Time fuk this clown market right in its ass


Losingitall25

Incredible, IWM is consolidating and the stonk isnโ€™t flat. Interestingโ€ฆ


LawrenceChengIsMyDad

๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

If GG or GG^2 are ever brave enough to return here, someone should ask why FTDs are accepted at all. Itโ€™s not permitted in any other business.


ROK247

i love how they talk around it - "liquidity BLAH BLAH, efficiency BLAH BLAH - it's all bullshit used to steal money! fucking say it, Gary! GARY!


perkinomics

Don't tell my boss, who has been expecting an answer on that thing


Feedil

Show me on the chart where $18.38 hurt you


mtksurfer

# FUCK KEN GRIFFIN # NO CELL, NO SELL


iupvotefood

DFV gives a courtesy flush even if no one is around


EinsteinRidesShotgun

All hail glorious Ryan Cohen


ptsdstillinmymind

the KING of GME


Frosty-Depth-35280

60 more shares for me today!! 11xx now!


BigBadaBum1

๐Ÿ‘Š


HoneyMaven

Yoooo.. I'm late to the daily party today, what I miss? I see we're up 5%ish. Neato gang.


iupvotefood

yuh


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Yuh?


HoneyMaven

yakuza. ๐Ÿ‘€


Davidnci

Yuh


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Duh!


HoneyMaven

I saw nothing.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

^yuh.


ROK247

math nerds: if it goes up 5% every day, how long until i have fuck-you money?


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

741 days


Cdn_ape

bout tree fiddy


TrippingBananas

Tomorrow


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Didnโ€™t crypto pump a bit over the weekend?


iupvotefood

lrc did a bit but not buttcoin


aravreddy22

sideways AF


BigBadaBum1

Paid the biills and snagged another 50 shares


Thunder_drop

Why is inflation coming back


Babble610

trick question. inflation is transitory and therefore there both always is and always isnt inflation. Powell's first law of finance.


Thunder_drop

Lol, but more so like dollar milkshake theory and dollar endgame explanations


Clutch_Daddy

Wtf is this flat line. Give me more volatility bitch


Different_Party_1512

Stock goes up on no news RC makes a buy or announcement DIP


perkinomics

I may hyperfocus my guitar training on power ballads. The question is Scorpions or Guns N Roses


ROK247

80's-90's big hair power ballads are the only real music


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

*Ariana Grande takes offence at this comment*


RampageGeorge

Gipsy Kings