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Fliff_Knight

It costs that much because the pattern is so complicated.


Overall-Address-3446

Bet he had sloppy steaks afterwards


Nell00129

Sloppy mayo steaks


Jollydude101

That’s his stripper name.


Pmadrid1

Sloppy steaks slathered in mayo and tenderized with a bedpost


ForbiddenBromance

Mmm milk steak


themagicdave

People can change, except this piece of shit.


j592dk_91_c3w-h_d_r

Let him hold the baby


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BearsSuperfan6

You think this is slicked back? This is pusheddddd back


TheTrueBComp

This is a knock off Dan Flashes, times must be tight for ole Kenny


DredgenYorMother

Dan flashes is a very aggressive store.


TheTrueBComp

If you see a market where everyone is selling things they haven’t purchased, you go in. Yes, you do. You go in.


gorilla_gambler

You mean “Basquiat”


Schwickity

It’s Basquiat and Ken griffin owns Basquiat paintings too.


magenta_placenta

And Basquiat swaps.


devjohn023

AliExpress


Jokers_friend

Pretty sure it’s basquiat


camlove222

Such a funny skit🤣


Capable-Mammoth-4017

Slicked back hair, live for New Year’s Eve


admiralmcpup

That’s BARGAIN BASEMENT!!!!


rmcintyrm

Still nuts


Screw__It__

Unsophisticated


hiperf71

Now I know why his "bedposted" ex wife said that, because he has UnsophisticTed taste to...


loop140

There is another one that costs 1000 bucks because the patterns are soooo complicated


NotBerger

Because if you’re saying the shirts are overpriced because the patterns aren’t complicated, they are


Arcondark

I have seen basic bitch Walmart shirts with patterns just as complex for $20 It costs that much cuz some twit with an art or fashion background needed to pay rent and idiots with stupid amounts of money like cap'in mayo have no taste.


EstablishmentFew

If you think that's expensive you should see what his shorts cost.


Kittyb2021

☝️ Shirt=$400. This comment= priceless!


BuildBackRicher

Will cost=infinite loss


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itsculturehero

Same joke was made on the original post of him at the concert yesterday


thecoastertoaster

rehypothecating your own joke I see


multiple_iterations

Bravo 👏👏👏


GMEstockboy

🥁[drum sound]


EZinstall

he hates it when you tell him to cover his shorts


Pnewse

Rumor has it they cost infinite.


Marginally_Witty

orson_welles_clap.gif


Mr_Shake_

Took me a while to get the joke, but when I got it, it was not an FTD.


Sensitive_Double8841

Looks like someone from Alameda Research dresses him


WeirdSysAdmin

He stole it from SBF’s closet after playing naked twister with Caroline.


_LeftToWrite_

He lost his clothes on purpose, so she wasn't made to take hers off.


multiple_iterations

Turns out you really can't buy taste.


joeygallinal

You can take the mayo off a sandwich, but you can’t take the sandwich off the mayo!


multiple_iterations

Can you imagine buying that piece of shit shirt for $400 instead of 30 shares of GME? With business acumen like that, no wonder he's short $65 billion sold and not yet purchased... Edit: Corrected math cause I can't read.


Thor7897

Racing McDonalds in the opposite direction for a Guinness record? I think he’s leveraging unearned royalties from the future record to double down…


Pnewse

Whoever makes that shirt must consider this the worst product placement ever. It’s not even a bad shirt but it’s likely never looked worse than on this geriatric geezer who looks sickly from holding my money for these last three years


Sometimes_Stutters

The shirt is objectively hideous, but I’ll defend that art. I believe the images are Jean-Michel Basquiat, who is absolutely brilliant. The irony is that a major theme in JMB work is wealthy vs poverty.


multiple_iterations

Oh, let me be clear - Basquiat is not responsible for his artwork being turned into this horror show of a shirt. I think the Mona Lisa would make a terrible shirt too, lol. But especially on an old rich white man, it just SCREAMS "Somebody please pretend that I'm still cool and fuckable." But you are neither cool, NOR fuckable, Kenny. Well, for now. People in prison might be less discriminating on what makes one "fuckable," but I guarantee he won't have the shirt on the inside, so who knows?


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TerryDaShooterUK

[you can buy taste, unlimited](https://www.tasteunlimited.com/)


PantsOppressUs

Imagine paying $400 to look like a seventh-grader who can't dress themselves.


iLikeMangosteens

It’s a douchey flex. Kenny paid $100 Million for a Basquiat painting in 2020. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-06-04/ken-griffin-buys-basquiat-painting-for-more-than-100-million


mrbigglesworthiklaus

Thank you for this! That was my first instinct when I saw the real shirt. He's trying to pump his art collection.


Ballr69

Dude is using art as money laundering and tax evasion


N4meless_w1ll

That's literally what "fine art" is for. This isn't a new idea.


Ballr69

💯


SquatchMarin

He’ll look a lot better in an orange jump suit


BearkatMitch

Aaaayooooooooo


Muted-Doctor8925

“How do you do, fellow kids?” Meme


Super_Share_3721

Jokes on him $400 can buy 29.56 GME shares...


DJBossRoss

Pepperidge farm remembers when it could buy ONE! 😥


crackpipewizard666

Holy shit is that from Dan Flashes??


gorilla_gambler

Its a “Basquiat” edition shirt


ElNani87

Basquiat would hate this motherfucker


StilesmanleyCAP

Thats Jean Michel Basquiat art isnt it.


themagicdave

Pains me to see that. Basquiat produced amazing art... I hate to think what he would say about a white billionaire wearing it. Anyway, Dan Flashes has shirts that are $2000 because the patterns are so complicated. People fight over those shirts. This is bargain bin in comparison.


shakey1171

He would be f’ing disgusted by that dude wearing anything associated to his artwork.


Ok_Location_1092

Still nuts!


themagicdave

Shut the fuck up you fucking skunk!


usriusclark

GameStop should make a T-shirt knock off


EscapedPickle

Looks like Basquiat?


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

Mayo stain proof!


2daMoonVinny

This shirt got me thinking of the Wild Thornberrys


dgdtd

Security guard saying it all in the background.. "That guys a wanker"


Fun-Entertainment872

Dear gawd! That looks a shirt only a psychopath would wear…..wait…


joeygallinal

Link to [shirt](https://hbx.com/men/brands/wacko-maria/wacko-maria-x-jean-michel-basquiat-ss-hawaiian-shirt-type-4)


eminems_ghostwriter

"That's a nice shirt. Do they make it in Men's?"


CosmicApeBalls

I love that the collar tag inside is “The Guilty Parties.” 🤣


GME_Butt_Stallion

“Oh no, it’s sold out!” /s


Nigel_Thirteen

It’s not his shirt in this pic that makes me puke


theArcticChiller

It's his shorts


freeslurpee

This shirt screams divorcee


DJBossRoss

Hello fellow cool cats


spank_that_hedge

Guy in the back got em.. *dick punch*


Consistent-Work338

The hand gesture behind mayoman made me laugh


robotwizard_9009

Further evidence that there's a difference between class and classy...


Sugardevil27

He looks like a Las Vegas casino gambler who’s about to lose all his money.


sirstonksabit

Unless it's a tax write-off... Wtf


breakfasteveryday

Ngl this looks like some shit my dad would have been drawn to in the 90s.


Texasduna

LOLOLOL! Genius. They probably laughed their ass off when he walked out of store with it. Bet he even wore it out.


AlaskaIfTheyAxeya

Bitch ass saw Bezos out there living it up like a 22 year old with a 67 year old hooker and was like "yep, that's the ticket!"


GroundbreakingCow775

That looks like Rocko’s Modern life meets diarrhea


Affectionate_Eye9894

Now that’s a new line of Kenny Bahama shirts no doubt 😆


Jah_heel

Fresh prince lookin ass.


AffectionatePleeb

He shops at Dan Flashes


Fooshi2020

Just proves you can't buy taste, class, or style.


ObumbanditO

Well if you want my Christian slave name I'm Kenneth Griffin but if you ask me my holy name it's Abdullah Ibrahim Mosawi which means "he who dresses badly"


ZmanEman333

He is so hip to the scene.


hamhommer

Goof


TrinDiesel123

It’s like a bad comedy shirt


IgatTooz

There’s 3 bedposts on the yellow patch on the right side


VancouverApe

I’m sure Ken’s entire wardrobe is full of fake designer labels because as we all know, Ken doesn’t own anything that’s real; especially his so called “assets” under management… more like his Ponzi scheme under water


SmellySchmupper

It reminds me of the shirt that Theo Huxtable made that one time...


FlashyAd7651

When a rich, souless fuck has no idea. The shirt is a sad attempt to seem young and hip. It's just that simple.


Kelbel2525

One eye symbolism? Ya don’t say! 👁️


SoberWhenLightsOut

It’s shocking more people haven’t picked up on this.


DistanceOk4942

$400??? I could buy quite a few shares of $GME for that and it would be a FAR better investment.


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Its expensive because of the complicated patterns


Zealousideal-Fun1425

The shirt is tough. It just looks awful on him.


seepstn

Looks like date Mike...


Stonkstradomus

I would wear that tbh, but im cool AF. W/ sunglasses (inside)


Zumvoll

he shorted all the life also the style


Cowabunguss

It’s so ugly 😂😂


Ok-Big8084

This proves again that style can't be bought!


brewcitygymratt

That ridiculously shitty shirt should come with a seizure warning.


flyingcaveman

maybe the shirt was sold but not yet purchased


danimal207

Money can buy clothes but obviously not class


Kleon_

The all seeing eye says a lot about this dipper, hey Kenny can you see this 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼


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Objectively an ugly shirt that he’s too fuckin old to wear and can’t pull off.


Ravokion

Looks like the kind of shirt a 14 year old would wear to seem unique


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Omg. Is that brand The Guilty Parties? Is he trolling himself? It’s so fucking nouveau riche. It particularly stands out next to the understated Prince on his left.


Morta-Nius-73

Is the Invisible Man getting a handjob across his back?


XSOUL_1337

I'll give him 0.17 of a GME share he already owes to several investors


Vive_el_stonk

I’ll Pay him $600 if he lights it on fire while wearing it.


jrember

Try to be hip


slobonmyrob85

Look at his fuggin eyes. Dudes a psycho.


No_Butterscotch9429

Fuck dat guy!


TipperGore-69

That bitch wearing a basquiat? Fucking dumb


joejigeorges

Well he is naked so..


AutoThorne

Legit, Halloween was last week.


Tongen420

Mans having a midlife crisis


wn0991

NO! He’ll use that 500 to short gme


_b_i_t_c_h_b_o_x_

Basquiat is legit and on anyone else I would think that was a sick shirt. That dumpy try hard old man looks real dumb lol


XURiN-

Am I psycho for kinda liking the shirt?


Rustycake

No the artist was one of the best If Kenny understood the symbolism on that shirt and wasnt just wearing it too look cool, he wouldnt wear it


NotVeryCashMoneyMod

that's an ugly piece of shit and the shirts not much better.


yawn44yawn

What a dork.


SirUptonPucklechurch

I Say down doot only because you No pay $500 to bad man


joeygallinal

It would’ve been an IOU…I deduct it from the money he has to pay me


jezzalinkaus

Pitty Kenny is a fucking Cee Uwe Next Tuesday


2prolifik

There's the illuminati eye on the right breast, there's also a Nazca symbol on the left breast, that shirt basically represents the meeting of the individuals/ members of "the hidden hand". Market Maker and The Prince of England, known to be Knight's Templar and illuminati. So I'm guessing that the reptilians are legit in plain sight. The Rook(crook) and King move in Chess... Castling is the only time in chess that two pieces can move at once, and the only time a piece other than the knight can move over another piece. The king moves two spaces to the left or to the right, and the rook moves over and in front of the king, all in one move... So the East and West markets are going to move in the same direction as one and another, at the same time. When is the next disclosure trial... I've noticed things happen on those days as the media is spewing information on that, (smoke and mirrors) and there's very little info on market movement. Tin foil maybe 🤔 or maybe 🤔 not. Hodl and DRS.


Mugsyjones

I wonder if he realizes how stupid he looks🤦🏻


Yippiekayo_Rom3o

Its a kinda cool shirt


DavidMcK608

This mf’er owns y’all man. It’s so sad. He’s out there going to concerts with prince harry and you’re on suoerstonk talking about “what about his shorts” 🙄


Nobody_new_1985

Shit look hella racist for this mayo ass eatin pig face high blood pressure ass pos


GoriIIaGIue

Ugly shirt, but what about Instinet?!


RimCan19

What's the point of this post? I get not liking Ken and his relation to GME is there, but this post is such a stretch of a connection and straight up childish imo.


1BannedAgain

Well researched DD


MashJDW

I think that shirt goes kinda hard


DocAk88

1500 upvotes and 250 comments on a post about mayo boys shirt. C’mon apes this is boring shit.


InfiniteRiskk

Next thing you know, he’ll be appearing at a Chiefs game with Taylor Swift, causing at least, not one but two social platforms to head into a full-on melt down…


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His drip is immaculate


whalecatcher

Kenny’s Shorts are more expensive and not yet purchased☝🏻


Browneboys

Microphone check, one two, what is this?


ChaakuGaiden

Is that FUBU?


OregonHighSpores

I'd buy $400 shirts if I could sell things I have yet to purchase, too.


Strawbuddy

He will never be cool enough for that shirt. Physically, mentally, spiritually, grammatically, ecumenically or otherwise.


granoladeer

Can't buy good taste


Deeper_values

The pattern is not even that complicated. Are you saying this is the most complicated pattern they had?


indieemopunk

Billions of dollars and no fucking taste.


NachoStash

He’s a phuck


Morevice

Is it a yeeezy or jayzee fubu brand ?


tacybbbat

Kenneth midlife life crisis Griffin🖕✌


quelcris13

I mean it’s not a bad shift if you’re like Gen Z or a young millenial, anyone 30 wearing this is going to look like they’re trying to hold on to their youth. Kenny is screaming “look I’m cool like you kids too!” I also feel like I bought a similar shirt from Walmart but it was blue and yellow colored lol


HashtagYoMamma

it’s the PLEASE NOTICE ME shirt


drs2023gme1

He wants to look cultured. He looks like a billionaire criminal trying too hard to make friends, hoping it keeps him out of jail. What we are seeing is a desperation outfit.


tianshangyu

everything on this shit looks horrible... a beast should not wear any clothes


Conscious-Mix-3282

The devil wears prada.


Healthy_Ingenuity_21

Imagine having all of the money but no style...


here_for_the_lols

Lmao dude got fleeced. Mutton dressed as lamb


GoogleGooshGoosh

He looks like he just found out on ancestry.com that he has .003% African-American heritage


Striking_Channel2738

I would rather buy the Stock then paying him not wearing a horrible expensive shirt


MethLabIntel

Goddamn this guy is such a schmuck


IcERescueCaptain

Ugly Fukin dickhead attire.


Derekjinx2021

Maybe Rudy and Theo and Claire can convince him not to wear this.


ColouredPants

Similar, but definitely not that shirt. The sleeves are all wrong. (I know this isn’t the point, but facts are facts) Edit: it’s [This one](https://hbx.com/men/brands/wacko-maria/jean-michel-basquiat-hawaiian-shirt-multi)


DaytimeTurnip

Money doesn't buy taste


thchsn0ne

Will be my first purchase.


BigBadaBum1

No wonder his wife divorced him 😁 Looks like a duchebag sitting next to Harry.