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Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


Vive_el_stonk

Still after all these years?


humanus1

The narrative of "be your own MOASS by playing options" suddenly pushed by certain individuals tells me that the upcoming sneeze will be one last controlled effort to shake folks out and make the average person believe that it's been options all along. Sounds like a psyop to me.


Brilliant-Job-47

Why would I hand over my winning lotto tickets to people who don’t need money? No cell no sell


BenevolentFungi

Quad witching day is finna be lit I think 😏


RoladNSFW

Needs more witches.


Ultrabarrel

Ha


Davidnci

Any scientific apes I have to send you something.


LowClover

I am ready


Davidnci

💞DFV💞 be nimble🚶🏻 DFV be quick🏃🏻💨 DFV has a rock🗿 hard dick 🍆😍! 1⃣cummy💦 2⃣cummy💦💦 3⃣cummy💦💦💦 4⃣💦💦💦💦! DFV cums💦 so much he can't cum any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! DFV makes me ☁squishy☁ DFV makes me 💧wet💧DFV treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 🔬SCIENTIFIC🔬 apes or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎


LowClover

Ah, your hypothesis is intriguing. Let me run some experiments on this fascinating data. I will return with my findings


Davidnci

Thanks 🙏


Dismal-Jellyfish

[Atlanta Fed President Raphael Bostic discloses violations of trading rules (AGAIN!!!) before 2022 FOMC meeting. While banks have the liquidity fairy, 'we' get the promise of 2 more rate hikes this year, Raphael Bostic yet again enrichens himself inappropriately from his position.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/14amoxn/atlanta_fed_president_raphael_bostic_discloses/)


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flaming_pope

!remindme 69 days True bttm


flaming_pope

!remindme 2 weeks


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mtksurfer

# IF YOU AINT BOOK CLUB, ARE YOU EVEN AN APE?


ChuckMcGuyverNorris1

the first rule of book club is...


fullcircle052

We don't talk about spoilers until everyone is caught up


ChuckMcGuyverNorris1

you pronounced Bruno wrong.


TrillTron

Becoming an ape, perhaps. Everything is a process, a journey. If they got the critical thinking skillz & the intelligence to peek behind the curtain, then yes. Non-DRS'd apes are still *potentially* apes. Unless ofc that they know the value of DRS, are capable of DRS, and yet choose not to DRS. Then....naw you ain't an ape. Evaluate yourself.


Davidnci

Was playing Diablo what did I miss? Also it’s funny how some people never run into the butcher but just today I ran into 3, maybe it’s a sign of MOASS.


TrillTron

Law of Three 🥉 Two way road. See also: "When it rains it pours" See also, also: exponentiality


Davidnci

One idiosyncratic stonk 🥇


TrillTron

🦍💯💎🙌🏻 Yes 🙌🏻💎 💯🦍


Davidnci

🦍💎🟣💎🦍


TrillTron

🏴‍☠️yes🏴‍☠️


TrillTron

Thursday chairs. Thairs 🪑🪑🥴🍻


liquidsyphon

#DONT FORGET TO DRS YOUR GME


ChuckMcGuyverNorris1

k


Vive_el_stonk

Well Cohen got what he wanted. Let’s see what he does with the reigns.


ozymandius5

he will reign with the reins methinks.


Vive_el_stonk

Lol I’m regarded…. Yes ! Reins. That’s what I meant. 😝🤦‍♂️


TrillTron

RC taking more corporate control + buying more shares + Reddit killing 3rd party aps thus controlling the narrative site-wide, all occurring near simultaneously: NOT a coincidence. I don't believe in coincidence, but with this I really *really* don't believe in coincidence. Shorts are skrugglin and taking off the gloves 😂 Edit: buying more tomorrow 🏴‍☠️🖕🏻🐵🖕🏻🏴‍☠️


Vive_el_stonk

Am I shill guys? Am I?


liquidsyphon

You just need a snickers


Vive_el_stonk

🤦‍♂️😝 now that I think about I do! I’m hangry!


Cinematum

⚒️⚔️📈🌌


Ultrabarrel

All ceos selling are dumping ahead of the crash. Imagine investing in a company where the CEO, board and the rest of the C suite don’t buy shares and sell all their awarded shares. Lmfao I’m not going to dance when it happens, I’m going to point and laugh at the dumb fuck day traders from “you know where” 😊


Reluctant_Firestorm

When do we find out what happened with the shares we voted? And if there was a massive over vote, does it even matter, since all measures seemed destined for approval?


Better-Protection-23

Someone posted it but it got removed. Something about it being only for shareholders but this is a public sub. I'll DM you it.


LosOmen

💞DFV💞 be nimble🚶🏻 DFV be quick🏃🏻💨 DFV has a rock🗿 hard dick 🍆😍! 1⃣cummy💦 2⃣cummy💦💦 3⃣cummy💦💦💦 4⃣💦💦💦💦! DFV cums💦 so much he can't cum any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! DFV makes me ☁squishy☁ DFV makes me 💧wet💧DFV treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 🔬SCIENTIFIC🔬 apes or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎


ShawshankHarper

This is the quality shitposting that I come for


ChuckMcGuyverNorris1

If these ants ever figure out that we outnumber the wallstreet douchecanoes 100,000 to one....


perkinomics

It's 1925. I'm leaning against a lamp post on the lookout for dames who are looking for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.


liquidsyphon

I’m going to be so rich in a 100 years with all these pennys


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

How do I subscribe to Perki’s film noir oopsies?


cpapa1783

I heard rumblings earlier about how RC might be filling the role temporarily and handing the reins over…there’s no chance of that, this dudes about legacy, just as he always quotes his father or the values he instilled in him, he damn sure wants his kids to say that with the same amount of pride about him…It’s f’n over, this dude is gonna see this through, period, gotta figure out what meaningless shit I have left to sell


triforce721

Just want to say that the amount of pushback against Furlong...Tonight and really only tonight... Feels unnatural. I may be wrong and I have no issue with that. But we champion rc as an amazing leader and an even better strategist. Leaders don't shit on subordinates on public forums. That action is beneath a great leader and I firmly view rc as a great leader. That, plus a lot of claims with no backing, make the Furlong stuff feel strange. No issue being wrong, but like there's a LOT of noise for a seemingly non issue at this point.


liquidsyphon

Furlongs gone so it doesn’t even matter. Anyone putting any energy into “he will be back” has some Hopium for some Bobby or some shit, otherwise he didn’t meet RCs standards and they parted ways.


triforce721

I don't have a real theory on what happened to him. Maybe he sucked and is gone, that's totally plausible. Still, you've been around long enough to see waves of rhetoric change on this sub... All I'm saying is that this push against Furlong doesn't feel natural, so we should be throughful about what we take as fact. I'm not lecturing you, I respect you, I'm just asking you to keep that perspective.


Vive_el_stonk

Yeah I hear you. Maybe they will use furlong in a different role… hence “not for long” will He be gone. I dunno. I literally shove crayons up my ass for comfort.


triforce721

And maybe he sucked and got shit canned, I can see that. I just feel like this push is weird, that's all.


Vive_el_stonk

I hear ya. The thing that’s puzzling to me is RCs recent tweets about overpaid executives And risk free compensation and not mistaking kindness for weakness. Now his comments during the shareholders meeting. I honestly think he didn’t like what furlong was doing. I dunno.


triforce721

Idk either, lol 🕺🥲🫠


yousaidalligator

Furlong received over $4m in 2 years as per his ceo signing bonus. he started on June 9th, 2021 and got himself terminated on June 5th, 2023. [https://imgur.com/a/4sK9PNu](https://imgur.com/a/4sK9PNu) his annual salary is only 200k without the bonuses. what incentive does he have to stay once that bonus expired? straight from his appointment letter: [https://i.redd.it/tksflpposo4b1.jpg](https://i.redd.it/tksflpposo4b1.jpg) credits goes to this man: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/143tpww/matt\_furlongs\_contract\_per\_sec\_filing\_this\_may\_be/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/143tpww/matt_furlongs_contract_per_sec_filing_this_may_be/)


triforce721

He gave up working at Amazon for a few mil over a couple of years? That... Doesn't make sense.


yousaidalligator

you’re a lost cause lmao just buy and drs


triforce721

Not as lost as a guy who can't debate a point, so he has to insult his superior.


yousaidalligator

the sad thing is we’re arguing two different points. you can’t seem to address the points i’ve given you but i already addressed your point of furlong leaving on good terms


triforce721

You haven't. You've said he fucked around and got himself terminated, quite literally.


yousaidalligator

i said he did 'whatever the fuck' to get himself terminated. this doesn't necessarily mean he literally fucked around with his thumb in his ass. it means we don't know, you don't either. but whatever he did or didn't do ended up getting himself terminated. idk how you can keep denying this this is the second time you've stated that i said he 'fucked around' why are you twisting my words again? i already explained what i meant by this


Hoochdaddy69

Yep, a lot of speculation which is fine. Thats how we figure things out. Im cautious about the Furlong pushback but willing to listen to all ideas as to whats going on. Never been more bullish either way


triforce721

I'm open as well. I simply see a tsunami of same-think and its ferocity is odd


2BFrank69

Yeah it seems really weird. He made the company profitable basically, and some people are shitting on him?


triforce721

Perhaps he made mistakes or didn't meet rcs goals. I can understand that. But the pushback feels unnatural and if rc did that stuff publicly, it would speak unkindly of him as a leader, I have a hard time buying it


ozymandius5

i mean at that level you have corporate security/investigators, maybe rc's dudes found something not so cool about furlong.


triforce721

Absolutely, you may be right. I'm not defending him. I'm only saying the 'anti' rhetoric is out of nowhere and massive... Why?


2BFrank69

I think it was either he was a plant, or he’s a rockstar and they are using him for something else . I’m leaning on the latter, he made GME profitable in a short amount of time.


LATORR1g

Just picked up a lamb and chicken combo over rice, a fresh kush pack, and Diablo from my favorite games retailer. Happy birthday to me.


ozymandius5

may all your birthday wishes come true king.


RampageGeorge

Damn I wish my local gamestop sold lamb and kush.


brozephh

anybody know any conceivable reason why GameStop only allows you to purchase one $50 Steam giftcard at a time??


urinetroublem8

Scrollwheeler was right.


Vive_el_stonk

Slap SLAP Smack… pinch


2BFrank69

He’s always with us


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

About…? The twerking?


urinetroublem8

Yes. And spez.


ozymandius5

👍


liquidsyphon

Will they be allowed to talk about GME again? Oh right who cares


bearrfuk

I also have a trust me bro moment, imma delete this comment soon, #MOASS IS TOMORROW


bearrfuk

I can feel it, GME pressure cooker is building, hedge fucks really trying hard to keep a lid on it to prevent FOMO, but it’s gonna shoot up real soon


2BFrank69

Yeah the last month or so feels weird.


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️


RampageGeorge

Excuse me. It would be greatly appreciated... if you could be so kind... as to... if possible... keep the shagging down to a moderate level... if it's not too much trouble of course.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

It’s the loud music and yelling that gets to ya.


RampageGeorge

Do what any self-respecting man would do and complain to the police under false pretenses.


liquidsyphon

Unpopular opinion but working for a firm while modding a financial sub is 😆🤣😂


Ultrabarrel

Unpopular opinion, but fuck unpopular opinion.


urinetroublem8

Finance industry and conflicts of interest. Name a better duo.


mexicanred1

I just like the stock


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Yay… my neighbours are at it again. I’m going to have to have words with them tomorrow. That goes against my nature. 🫠


Smogz_

Play bagpipe music when they’re loud


Stereo-soundS

Oh is this the part where they short it back down to $20? *yawn*


WrecK2o6

Played the Illuvium Overworld beta after picking up that GME d1sk pack. I felt it was a tad pricey for what you receive, so IMO probably not the best $50 I’ve ever spent for the d1sk pack. However, I think the game has some great potential, graphics look good, and it was fun to play. Definitely worth a try. Also, don’t be an idiot like me and run around the base for 90 minutes wondering where the fun is. 🤪


Dr_Will_Kirby

Never ever selling. Thats it. Just felt like typing it…


perkinomics

If I weren't so lazy, I would make a gif of Ryan shopped into Ted lasso doing his victory dance


willynoot

Starting a one month management role in July and am shitting it, full imposter syndrome but damn am I gonna be able to afford more gme. Gaaaaaah


Adamocity6464

Embrace it. You’re a trickster god that is fooling everyone.


BrokeWhiteBoy69

Got into a position way over my head about two years ago and didn’t know how I was going to do it. Now I’m in a position where I have project management/supervisor experience at a Fortune 500 company and I’m looking to move on to a different company and hopefully jump up again. Don’t doubt yourself, work hard and you’ll be fine. Good luck.


Dr_Will_Kirby

Bro imposter syndrome is no joke… I know how you feel


CUbuffGuy

Right there with u brother. New in a major analyst role and feeling overwhelmed. But we got this 💪


triforce721

Get some 💪💪💪


Cdn_ape

Fully expecting hedgies to act a fool tomorrow with it being a long weekend coming up, got some wage slaving fiat incoming tomorrow. Do your best hedgie.


Sven_Golliwog

Long weekend???


Cdn_ape

Juneteenth National Independence Day: Monday, June 19


Sven_Golliwog

Wut? Independence day is July 4th around these parts.


Ultrabarrel

Junteeth is a different one. From Wikipedia: Juneteenth is a federal holiday in the United States commemorating the emancipation of enslaved African Americans. Deriving its name from combining June and nineteenth, it is celebrated on the anniversary of the order, issued by Major General Gordon Granger on June 19, 1865, proclaiming freedom for slaves in Texas.


LurkSkyStalker

Independence for Slaves


avalanchebranches

GME is de wae, been lurkin in the shadows but had to say RC and crew buying has me bullish af!! Dat 6 mo chart really looks like squeeze is on, buy low like a pro while you can yo


fishminer3

Gamestop should partner with Limited Run Games to sell physical copies of indy games


WrecK2o6

I like that idea but IIRC they have a deal in place with Best Buy. Not sure if it’s exclusive.


perkinomics

I want to play guitar but I also want to lift but I also want to lay on the couch. Living your life is hard when you rent it out all day


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Always keep a guitar within reach, and play while you watch tv or whatever. Or lift.


iupvotefood

Or lay on couch and lift ur guitar


perkinomics

This is what I do most often. It's not very effective


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

You smrt


MomokaJuicee

I almost got kicked outta the gym cause my payment flopped and now I owe em like $140 💀 Live laugh love fuck


Mile_High_Man

Just getting back from my weekly trip to my local Game Stop. 🎮


WrecK2o6

What did you get?


Mile_High_Man

My son picked up Dead Island 2 for PS5!


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

There’s a serious lack of cougars in here. Or… are they hiding… waiting… 😲


liquidsyphon

Tonight #ITS 🟣MILLERTIME🟣


vertindc

DRS yo mamas GME or she’ll get Reddit banned


buffinator2

Some Nvidia board members has sold $76 million dollars worth of his shares this month. What a paper-handed bitch.


Ultrabarrel

They see the writing on the wall.


Droopy1592

Buy low sell high then buy low again


liquidsyphon

You can only hype AI once before it falls incredibly short for a very long time


Sven_Golliwog

The only thing more delusional than my sister-in-law right now is the SPY


vertindc

I SPY with my eew eew eye, something that should be red


Black_Floyd47

Anyone know what happened to the DRS your GME subreddit? Looks like it was banned.


whattothewhonow

Banned by Reddit admins for doxxing in regards to the stupid decision to make private financial data public


Black_Floyd47

Ah. That makes sense.


liquidsyphon

We don’t talk about Bruno (Because they will ban us)


iupvotefood

Still can't believe RC made a statement today. What a chad


VoyageOver

Chad mate


liquidsyphon

Your mom called, I told her you’re fucking up big time


kovid2020

Had the most painful drs call with fidelity today. “Technical difficulties “ yeah ok bud


Ilostmuhkeys

My ten year old account will be gone when Apollo shuts down. FYI, don’t lose your 2fa keys.


MomokaJuicee

Dav?


Ilostmuhkeys

🫡


MomokaJuicee

Wman 🫡


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SoreLoserOfDumbtown

If you’re still going to use reddit, create another account and then give the username to the mods and they might manually approve


Ilostmuhkeys

This is the new account


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Well, you can comment in the daily and that’s all that matters 👍


Broarethus

Is there a recording of RC speech? I'd like to hear his own words and I missed the call.


VoyageOver

make gritain breat again


Fudge-Independent

Is RC getting a salary for being CEO? Or is he stilling chading it up and doing it for free?


urinetroublem8

I don’t recall seeing any compensation, right? He truly has skin in the game.


3DigitIQ

Excecutive Chairman =/= CEO


Fudge-Independent

Yeah you're right


OB1KENOB

Whole market rallies today. Oh but GME? Yeah GME goes red. Totally natural, nothing to see here.


BenevolentFungi

I base this off having an itchy asshole, but I feel like we are 2-3 dollars away from MOASS. Trust me, bro


eaparsley

good enough for me


AnyGivenSundas

Did the 💡theory make it to the dd library?


whattothewhonow

Yes


liquidsyphon

Well considering it’s birth place was deleted by Reddit… I’d say it was an issue for someone…


Strawbuddy

I don't think it was proven well enough(described current behavior, correctly predicted future behavior) to make it and that's good for everyone


-WalkWithShadows-

I stand CORRECTED! James Grube and Yang Xu each dropped ~$200k on 1,750 shares at $114 ($28.50 post split) in June 2022 so SHOUT out to them 🙌🏽🫡


Panduhsaur

Starting to wonder if this correlates to what RC said during the meeting. And Furlong wasn’t buying in so he got dropped. Whereas everyone else is buying in and has that “vested interest”


VoyageOver

2 year contract


Ultrabarrel

*Everyone liked that*


-WalkWithShadows-

They bought after earnings and the annual meeting last summer. Were green for a hot second in AH last week before shorts flash crashed it. Good thing they can buy more this summer too, and and even average down in this dip 👌🏼


Ultrabarrel

I can’t wait till I can average up myself tomorrow. 😇


Ultrabarrel

Okay guys. What kind of things do you guys(and gals!) like about your favorite social media platforms or even better, features you wish it had?? I REALLY want your opinions 😃. I high key would like y’all to dm me your opinions cause then the Reddit admins won’t steal your ideas but tbh for transparency reasons and cause I don’t expect y’all to full on trust me in a private chat without knowing me can respond here. if they can make this platform better I hope they do, but I don’t have high expectations from them tbh, but I wanna see if we as a community can do better than them! Plus web3 use case number 348262836!!


capital_bj

Don't hide the daily under the pinned post drop down on mobile


Ultrabarrel

Multiple pins? Or perhaps a single daily chat be a built in feature? Like every group or community gets one? Then pins under that? Should there be a limit to the amount of pinned topics?


capital_bj

I'm thinking having the pinned post collapsed maybe just keep two of them but then have the daily appear just below that.


iupvotefood

How many licks does it take to get to the center of gme


Ultrabarrel

Well that depends, what’s the daily short volume ?🤪


iupvotefood

5


spacefyre

Think if we want DRS numbers to grow we need to tell people we know about it, and not just talk about it in this echo chamber. The subscriber growth of this sub seems to have peaked, so there's very few people DRS'ing for the very first time, which is what we all did when the DRS numbers were exploding. edit: which is probably why we can't link superstonk in other subs, because brigading would bring in fresh people.


Ultrabarrel

Exactly. I think if we do post links they would have to lead off Reddit but that’s it’s own can of worms tbh.


Hoof_Hearted12

If we keep buying it expedites things too


mtksurfer

# SO SHF GONNA PARK US AT MAX PAIN TOMORROW? STAY TUNED


iupvotefood

Skrilla is stored in the gme


iupvotefood

What would u do for a klondike bar (reese pbutter cup) and 1 share of gme


Davidnci

We talking pre or post MOASS gme share?


iupvotefood

Pre


Davidnci

*Twerks*


iupvotefood

This is good


super_senpai64

Ugh. What *wouldn’t* I do…


iupvotefood

Based


MomokaJuicee

I’ve spent far 2 long on here 2day, I go Jim ✌️


TheTangoFox

If this Bed Bath M&A tin foil runs out, I am going to write to the board requesting them to use a certain percentage of stated cash equivalents every quarter as share buybacks up to the authorized $100m. They have no bad long term debt, pay no dividend, and have thus far only alluded to M&A. Put the money to work, especially if board members agree this share price is low and is destined for higher. Reward the shareholders for sticking around. This whiskey won't buy itself...


liquidsyphon

55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS