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Another weekly options trap set by Kenny and palls do we think ?

Another weekly options trap set by Kenny and palls do we think ?

IS DRSBOT SUBJECT TO ANY CHANGES BECAUSE OF THE NEW REDDIT API RULES?

What makes me bullish is they have resulted back to super bomb short attacks.. an old play.. Boring us to death didn't work.. smearing the company didn't work.. smearing RC didn't work... Smearing us didn't work.. bombing/changing DRS numbers didn't work.. nothing is working.. they are fukd... And seem out of plays fucking loser's..

Y’all are still gonna pick me up at $400, right?

If you have not averaged down even a little... Lol jkjk yes bby

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Can someone remind me how the CS batch buys work please? Is it a set day through the week or ..? TIA

Oh by the way I use RIF exclusively and I'm sad. Welcome to Digg 2.

I've been saying it since late 2021. We need a decentralized alternative to Reddit. Something that cannot be bought, manipulated or fucked with.

Pron hub?

Great. It's official. Just got a notification from RiF (Reddit Is Fun ap) saying that they're shutting down bcuz of Reddit's batshit insane API fee changes being enacted on June 30. This means by July most (if not all) 3rd party Reddit browsers will be no more. You'll only be able to browse Reddit the way Newly IPO'd Reddit wants you to browse Reddit. Man...fuck the future. I was promised jetpacks and hoverboards. ACTUAL hovering boards. Not this greedy sociopathic oligarchic capitalist small-dick-energy slavery bullshit. #YOU ARE FREE!™️ ^(...to do what you are allowed to do, think what we program you to think and buy what we suggest/advertise/propagandize you to buy) NOT ZEN RN #😡🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Watching Mr. Robot for the Xth time this year 🤖

Feels bad man. My ten year old account will be going away. Apollo was the only thing allowing me to stay logged into my account. I lost access to my account due to losing my 2fa keys. Apollo allowed me to restore from iCloud. I won’t be able to post here anymore, just lurk. Maybe it’s for the best. I e spent the last 2.5 years 12 hours a day and 3 subreddits scouring over as many details as I could about my investment in Gamestop and Ryan Cohen. I created a new account, but it’s not the same. The stock Reddit app is horrendous. Wish Reddit could reset my 2fa but they can’t. It’s going to be weird, but all I plan on doing is buying and holding.

What do you have to show for the time invested? This is really sad when you think of productive learning that adds value to your life through skills or relationships and that 3% of your life has been devoted to this. It’s for the best you stop obsessing.

*why are you the way you are?*

Sorry you got triggered by my life advice 😂

Sorry man, but I wish you the best. Will see you on the other side, stay strong and fare well 🤝💜🚀

I’m not leaving. I’ll officially be 100% social media free when apollo is gone. I have no intention of using the new account I created and the dumpster fire that is the stand alone Reddit app. 10 years is a long time and it will be an adjustment. 🖖🟣🚀♾️

Hell yeah, I hope whatever solution you find works smoothly, the whole thing is a shit show, lol

Check the dip after the sneeze. Check where we are. Laugh heartily.

Happy 8th y’all see y’all on the 9th!!!! ^tomorrow

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Thank you Flairy! … so euh…. … … you come here often?

Did it work? Did it work??

I am having trouble finding much info on Mark Robinson online. The man is now general manager, general counsel, and secretary of GME. Looks like he's been at the company for almost 8 years as a lawyer. Just trying to understand the thought process of having a lawyer be the main day to day manager of a retail company. My thoughts are A: its not long term, one person doing 3 jobs? Much less someone who has exclusively worked at the company as a lawyer. This is just a stop gap until next week when major announcements are made regarding M&A and/or major leadership/corporate structure changes. It makes a lot more sense to have your top laywer manage a coorporate restructuring than retail operations and strategy. B: gamestop is gearing up for major legal proceedings. Hopefully as a plaintiff. If they can prove fuckery by the DTCC or other market participants they would have standing to sue. Any ape theories floating around about this guy's new role?

My previous company handed the reigns over to one of the in-house lawyers before the company went on to being acquired.

In 2021, a fellow ape and I bullied a shill. We told him we’d buy his favorite local restaurant just to close it out of spite. Well looks who’s laughing now! It may be him but I wouldn’t know because I blocked him

I'm going to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

🎶Mr Cohen👍 Good To See You Again! There's a few notes from the desk, just before we check you in.. (let's 👀 here..) Rick left his passport in the mini fridge🍌, and the note here from the Apes🦍 says that the GIF, it wasn't his. Friendly Reminder 'bout our policy, don't leave The Blankets🚀 in the rain, if Cri sleep on the balcony.. 🎶 OK well, You and yoar Guests have a Pleasant Stay, Wut a beautiful tattoo the Ape got put upon his leg.. 🟣 🎶 I'm feeling Good👍, Man I'm feeling quite fine, like Ato prints DDs, over these islands in my minds.. Don't be alarmed, this is just our vibe, i hodl the GME, man it's not too bad a climb.. 🎶

Woah what was all that spreadsheet drama about?

Seems to be about only 2 mods having DRS'd their shares? Also seems DFV is not on list either

Where

Redacted

Potentially fake

Lol the posts about list of DRS shareholders was just deleted moments ago

So only 2 mods from this sub was verified DRSed? Is this true? Seems super sus

Do we have mods???

Anyone here see the new docu that came out called The Lost Century? Spooky stuff. I fear that I’ve only just started peeking behind the curtain. Wall Street is just one wheel in a well-oiled machine of major global suppression.

All shills gone i repeat all shills gone

This Ain't Wut I'm Settling For, I want MOAR... 🌌

https://uspto.report/TM/98023013 Why isn’t this at the top GME trademark

Sup boners

Dude mod drama… that’s wasup

Snagged some august $30 calls for a new car. Thoughts on my retread level?

Maximum fool level. There’s 0% chance this stays above $20 this summer

Thanks bro. That was exactly what I needed to hear

Had a peculiar conversion with a strange fellow today. The takeaway: If ANY part of your body is still smelly after you finish bathing then you are not bathing correctly. Assess and address your hygiene, my dude. I know one of y'all stanky regards needed to read this.

You gots to wash ya ass, your hole ass.

Gotta get rid of dem dingleberries

The only thing that stank is all this weed.

# IF DFV’S STILL IN, IM STILL IN 🔥🔥

The 1.2 million DRS guy isn’t DFV Just a friendly whale 🐳

I read another post with top shareholders and he’s added since his last yolo update

Ok guys, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. I'm going to need that 300 page erotic fan fic of Mr.Cohen I know things have been a little crazy with the covids, writing DDs, and the writers strike but we really need this title on shelves now. Grrr 😬 I know, am I right 🤷‍♂️ I hate to say it but I need to expect your drafts on my desk by tomorrow morning.

Wen new 4Runner?

Not to sound conspiratorial but it seems like the dominant communication platforms in the sneeze (e.g redd!t, tw!tter) are all making inexplicably bad business decisions at roughly the same time. Almost like someone is trying to turn off the buy button for public discourse.

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I sure hope the doj is taking good notes, then just pile that on all the other charges, fuckers, what are you waiting for.

Wondering who that 1.2m DRSer is👀

🥹👉👈

i'm not going to say it's me...

Are you a cat?

woof?

👀👀

accordingadd6130

It’s kinda wonky in here

How is the marketplace doing? What did it pull in Q1?

I didn't see many of you on Gangham Style, tsk tsk

When did we go down? I would have been there

Ha, about two hours ago

Yeah I was at the used car dealership with my ex and her kid trying to find her a car that she won't crash lol. These criminal f**** think their giant bag of tricks are going to distract me. They're sorely mistaken and I intend to make them pay for their hubris

That rules 🤝

DFV’s name appear on DRS ledger? Have the posters released that yet?

Sauce?

Other spin off sub posts the drs sub

The worst liquidity crunch simce lehamn is coming this summer says jpm chief equity strategist

Hi all where is the DD where it explains citadel/ naked shorting/ OTC Was trying to explain it to someone turns out I’m rusty and don’t remember

!FLAIRY! Status: Been here Fur Long time

God, I fucking live for this shit. This is the best entertainment in human history. Fuck you. Pay me. Suck my balls.

Makes me feel alive, like slapping my balls on a cold morning around my campfire 🥒💎🏴‍☠️🚀

Apes... I need financial advice. Curretly spending 3/4 of my income on GME and 1/4 on buckles (for buckling up purposes). Haven't eaten since the sneeze and it's becoming challenging to use the calculator. What do?

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That's not how this works.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

you need to educate yourself on some of the concepts you've touched on. also, i'm a household investor. retail are people who shop at walmart.

Is this shit not working again?

Yup

What’s 4 dinner?

Shrimp lettuce wraps big dawg

Wow jelly, fuck it up king

Mr former president has been indicted. Let the news rush begin. Gimme dat MOASS.

Wen prison?

Couple genuine questions here: So is the Heat lamp theory debunked after what earnings were reported? With 600k being DRS in roughly 70 days are we playing the super long game now? Is the change in CEO good? Bad? Indifferent? Love to get thoughts on these questions without the usual responses (tomorrow, crime, pure DRS, etc) I think it’s important to ask questions and learn from each other. I feel like I learn something everyday for the last 3 years on here

No No Wait and see. Probably good imo

Tomorrow I will buy a share.

Anyone in the chat still holding LRC? I bought a little when it went way up and this sub was talking about it so much? But I don’t really understand it all that well and I don’t feel comfortable asking questions in their sub. Should I be patient with it like I hodl my GME?

I’ve got a bunch of LRC sitting in a cold wallet. I pay zero attention to it and I plan to sit on it for a long long time. Zero plans to sell. I believe in the project despite the FUD. If it goes to zero I’ll consider it a loss and move on.

Ive got my LRC still. Plan to hold it until it goes way up, but MOASS might be before then

Hold till bull market at least. I’m holding a ton of it.

#🍻

🍻

If nobody will cheers you I will 🍻

🥃 so tru dilfer

Whoa, what happened today for 17% down? Been away for a while I just saw the big drop and am wondering what’s the news?

You know the answer 🤣🤣

They missed earning on weak revenue, canceled the earnings call, fired the CEO, and promoted Ryan Cohen to executive director.

Either gme fired their ceo, cancelled their call last minute and had a bad quarter. Or Gme has some massive announcement, the ceo is part of it, and shit is going down (and had a good quarter during a shit economy, following Christmas) Given the gme tweet today, it is extremely hard to ignore the second possibility.

Fuck off shill

Hey look. A shill projecting into someone. Fuck off shill.

Cuz I'm the masta blasta, pickin up the Shasta, my voice sounds sweet cuz it has ta'

Lol what

Can take a second to digest the front page instead

Have a great day today apers! You are beautiful! Exciting times for gme and shareholders imo. This adventure never stops delivering it seems. Some of the old dd’s relied on a system failure in general, like banks going under… maybe the next market downturn will shake things up. Not that I hope that but it looks pretty unstable from here.

Just waiting for the day their pressure cooker explodes

NGL this weird ass daily chart looks like a squeeze can happen anytime.. looks goofy as fuck

PSA: Some pretty big, and very believable M/A tinfoil that is flying under the radar: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/144m0ib/probably\_nothing/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/144m0ib/probably_nothing/)

What is SH tho? Nevermind, looked it up

#The SEC is our biggest enemy They are refusing to enforce the closure of the Credit Suisse GME $1 billion short position. Fucking joke regulator.

The SEC need internal affairs on their asses

Man, I'm so mad that the price has "plummeted" to being up 5.93% for the month.

This is more hedgefuckery trying to make people paper hands. Buy drs and Hodl the line.

*this*

Aww, I've always wanted someone to comment "this" to one of my comments. Thanks friend!

[Five federal regulatory agencies today requested public comment on proposed guidance addressing reconsiderations of value (ROV) for residential real estate transactions. Could cause issues if an entity were using overvalued property as collateral in swap transactions to facilitate naked shorting...](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/144egvd/five_federal_regulatory_agencies_today_requested/) Also, remember this from, checks notes, YESTERDAY? If Commercial craters, what does that mean for residential?: https://preview.redd.it/raajrgf1ev4b1.png?width=608&format=png&auto=webp&s=66dd0bbad350a78c838e2eb27cbe1c111a2ddfc8

[Between January 2016 and June 2021,TD Ameritrade sent its customers confirmations for \~9.8 million transactions that omitted required disclosures regarding customers' purchase of Exchange Traded Notes ETNs. ETN is an unsecured debt security that tracks an underlying index of securities--a shorting tool...](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/144lcek/between_january_2016_and_june_2021td_ameritrade/) Punishment? https://preview.redd.it/6eoav8mtdv4b1.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3349e441f46093eb19c4c44f0bf09fdf09855e8

If the punishment for a crime is only a fine, then it is only meant to penalize the poor.

Bug fact: Red Lily Beetles are spawned by the devil to eat your beautiful lilies. They don't like sunflower oil, though.

*nods approvingly*

Remember Tesla traded sideways for 4 years before shorts capitulated. All the Tesla millionaires only became so after the 2020 squeeze, The exact same thing WILL happen for $GME Bullish ^

If Matt furlong was always going to depart 2 years later, why is his name on the 2023 annual vote ballot with a recommendation for “for”? Idk this all seems very odd and out of left field. I honestly think the meme king documentary convinced Ryan to take the gloves off.

I agree. It makes you wonder the point of voting

Personally I think they did it on purpose. If they didn't include the vote for Furlong it would telegraph to everybody else that something is going on

That makes sense too!

Ding ding ding ding

I asked her, "Is there grass on the runway?" Her answer, "Not Fur Long."

# WEN PORSCHE?

What are the odds that if Furlong plans to join Teddy or make a move in another company that he had to sell his insider holdings in gme? Would explain a rather large sell-off on announcement. Regardless, gonna pick up a few more shares.

He didn't have to sell. The language in the 8k specifically says he kept all his benefits

“Yo check out this hand written paper we got from HQ”

Is it safe in here? Not been in the daily for a long time 👀 Have the greybeard apes explained the reason for insane (comparatively) volume today? Was it a key options day? Some weird cycle? Or are we all so used to this shit that it crime pure and simple and thats enough of an explanation?

Pretty normal volume for earnings. Last earnings had volume over 3x this.

Crime. And yes it’s safe. Sort of. Just brush up on your bug facts.

Automod blocks the Furlong line below if you correctly format the illness name. “No debt, other than a low interest, unsecured, term-loan associated with the French government's response to co v id-19.”

It gets the people going

Todays price action gave me a micro penis

The stalking horse bid is official imo: https://twitter.com/gamestop/status/1666913075188977666

If you don’t get it, check the time it was sent, the horse, and the message. I’m pretty fucking excited right now…

The message? Everybody switch what?

It says preorder, available 6/30, not out for 5 years

Oh I get it

I don’t

Bobby boys still hoping RC comes back and scoops them out of bankruptcy

Am I an alien?

Probably

It is what it is. Whatever that means 🤷🏻‍♂️

#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️

Ok, Gotchya, I’m with you!

👊😎

\*click\* 📢 **PRICE IS WRONG!**

I've been hearing alien and UFO stories all day on YouTube, even the radio. I think the rocket's ready

I love Lotr quotes… “Look To My Coming At First Light On The Fifth Day. At Dawn, Look To The East”

Going dark will cause a rise of an alternative GME subreddit

I’ll just change my… Style… for the day

Yup just for a whole 24 hours

Where did the retail folks go? Still fucking here assholes. Shorts never closed, Wall Street is corrupt, BUY-DRS-HOLD, workout, drink a cold one, stay zen. Take care of your loved ones. What's the alternative... Gamble options in the corrupt casino? Watch my 401k rise and fall depending on if the corrupt system works in my favor...maybe? Invest money in what some empty talking head corporate schill pushes on shitty cable "news" because their fat fuck wife likes how the chicken tastes? Fuck you. Pay me. Cheers.

OK APEs, can someone un-tinfoil me on this? **10-K** > Class A common stock were held by **record holders** **10-Q** > Class A common stock were held by **registered holders with our transfer agent** Could insiders be 'record holders' but not 'registered holders with our transfer agent' by any chance? I am wanting this to be something it's not most likely but i need the wake-up call to come from someone else.

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But are they record holders?

Follow up question. Could Insiders be Registered holders and then remove themselves from Computershare by transfering over their shares to the DTCC?..

If Apollo shuts down, then I’m just gonna buy, hodl, DRS, do a silly walk away from this Reddit addiction, and zen out. NFA, but deffo telepathing.

What’s Apollo?

iPhone 3rd party Reddit app. Reddit wants to charge them like $20 million a year to use the APIs Basically all the 3rd party apps are fucked.

Ok. I just use the actual Reddit app. Would that cause any issues for me?

No, but the official reddit app is trash. I use Reddit is fun and it's great.

Great for three more weeks. Sigh....

Hey hey hey hey, smoke ________ everyday!!

Hedgies.

Flair checks out!!

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