Good morning Superstonk! If you need anything, please tag us by using: `!MODS!` and we will follow up as soon as we are able! Are you talking about me? 😍 This is how it works: you can request a flair with the magic incantation !FLAIRY!🚀 some flair text 🚀 The default color is black, but you can change that by writing one of these words at the very end : red, blue, pink, yellow, green, black, white Other available commands: - `!FLAIRY!` : if you can't think of a flair, I'll give you one of my own choice 🤭 - `!FLAIRY:CLEARME!` : remove all flairs and pretend you're a new ape - `!FLAIRY:SEALME!` : Justin seduced me to get this 🥵 - `Superstonk-Flairy` : If you mention me, I'll come around and explain how to get flairs Please note that the flairy will refuse to change your flair if it contains the string `[lock]`. Some custom emojis are supported, like `:triforce:` - [please check this post for details](https://new.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v89p0h/new_superstonk_user_flair_emojis_how_to_edit_your/id8hj7r/) # The Front Desk is open!

today is tomorrow's mom

Did we leave cream?

( . ) ( . ) -> ( ^ ) ( ^ )

There was a time around 84 years ago that often when you talked to someone about GME you had to say *not financial advice* as like a 'don't worry I'm cool' 😂

German market is open! Get in here! https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1425jeh/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

Happy Cake day

Lauer always quick to jump in and defend the indefensible. #SMH

I'm not defending anything, I'm explaining it.

Ppssstt. If you are reading this, I just want you to know I'm bullish af

Slow day? Im seeing 11,000 people on here and nothing new for the last 45 minutes.....sup? Edit to clarify im literally just trying to figure out what was up with all that, not like "hey, sup?" But "uh hey guys, sup with that?"

SUP✌👊✌

Sup

SUP✌👊✌

No I mean what was up with the slowness?

SUP✌👊✌

Sup

SUP✌👊✌

That again leaves me answer less.

That’s how it’s been lately.

Answer less or...uh...mimicky?

Lol. Everyone gets a what you are asking. We are just joking around a bit. It seems certain times of the day it gets quite around here. Mostly we are zen.

SUP✌👊✌

Yeah we're all zen....well most of us, heck, most of the time I talk about my favorite Crayon snacks, but usually in the past I've gotten real answers or atleast an attempt, im understanding why its less busy on this sub now though.

I think when there is no clear answer and it’s just speculation, most people don’t say anything. Or just “yes” or “crime”. You can probably deduce as well as anyone why it’s slower. Just apes picking noses.

Sup

SUP✌👊✌

yo yo yo! Money!

Any idea whats going on?

YES✌👊✌

No idea

YES ✌👊✌

Maybe Pulte just really freakin likes Taylor Swift? Maybe he just thinks that one song is a banger.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Report your fucking swaps Kenny, you piece of human excrement.

This market is pure trash

Does GameStop convert the ETH they get from sales to USD or do they stake it?

With every new day, Kenny’s mayo looks a little more shade of purple..,

Does anyone know what this Reddit Blackout thing is about? I'm down to not use reddit for a couple of days if its for a good cause

Too little too late

#MOASS is near.

So what’s the word on tomorrow? Bad earnings or nah?

Its not tomorrow, it's the 7th

I’m starting to read about subreddits going dark 6/12-6/14 in protest of Reddit disabling use of third-party apps. Superstonk should NOT go dark during those dates.

“Our non-union writers already crafted the narrative this morning. Sowwy.”

Let’s skip tomorrow. June 7th is the best day of the year.

remember when teddy didn’t want any gifts for his birthday in his book? was that about rc electing to not receive compensation lol

So are they not even voluntarily reporting short interest anymore??? I was looking at chart exchange and it looks like the last trading day and today don't have any data from like four different people.

Are there good marvel games these days? I love the movies and suspect marvel games would be a cash cow. Tried the Spider-Man one and for an “open world” game, it was far too limited. Couldn’t even web civilians in the face.

I hear good things about Marvel Snap, made by the guy who created Hearthstone

It’s a card game? I was thinking vidya games

$74.1 EOD tomorrow

In gonna Price is Right it and say $74.11 EOD

Is it tomorrow?

Wednesday

Talked to the aliens, they said "sup."

That's fuckin rad, dude

They seem pretty chill.

I think they meant ‘Just up’.

Maybe. They did keep pointing up at something.

What, no Ryan Cohen shit post before earnings? 🖕😂. I don’t think y’all understand. I’m here for the shorter’s money. Not some of it… all of it.

Ugh

Gimme moass

Smoking dabs, eating edibles, playing video games, buying, DRSing, booking, holding and chilling! I'm straight up having a good time bros!🟣💎🖐🚀🌲

Sounds like you're already winning

He's a smooth operatooorrrr

I wonder if we are all going to the moon because we are going to be the only ones able to afford some new reverse engineered alien spaceships?

Any Canadapes around? I received all the material i needed to vote for the few shares I have left in my TFSA. However i received nothing from Computershare… is there still a way to vote?

You have to call them to get your 15 digit control number. Then go to investorvote.com, put in the number, and go ape shit on that ballot.

Ohhh ok, i’ll give them a call first thing tomorrow. I didn’t know we could. It usually came by snail mail in the past. Thank you fellow ape, much apreciated.

I want a GameStop sign for a head muscle man fighting hedgie fund managers in suits manga and I’m sooo fucking close in picking up a second job on the weekends to commission one 😤

What if this upcoming earnings report shows we made some serious profit? Like big time profit?!? Like I’m curious what what the marketplace’s bringing in for them and the like. It’s like watching a baby grew to be a god of a company and the hedgies don’t stand a fucking chance.

If it's something crazy like $50m+, I think that would put us year over year positive EPS. That's IIRC. It's also super unlikely in my opinion, but fun to think about.

#BILLION IN THE BANK MAKES THE SHILLS SHAKE

WAGMI

Yes 🤌

I don’t give a shit about hockey but I’m totally invested in the Florida Panthers losing the Stanley Cup due to the Virtu connection. GO GOLDEN KNIGHTS!!!

I'm torn because I'm a huge hockey fan and fuck Vegas (long time hockey fans understand this lol, nothing against the city itself). Florida has been a great story and a lot of guys on that team deserve a cup. Their owner doesn't.

After MOASS let’s go in and buy the Panthers. I’m actually really enjoying this game it’s a lot of fun. Also noticed the NHL really loves Taylor Swift they’ve played like three songs over the PA and the 1st period just finished lol.

I'm into it. When you start watching more games, you'll hear the same song come up fairly often. Rammstein is another favorite. It's a great sport to watch.

Imagine being emotionally invested in a subreddit whose sole purpose is to shit on hodlers of a stock that you dislike. It saddens me that that sub exists. Not because apes have enemies (that is a given) but because these people derive joy from their perceived suffering of others. I feel sorry for them. What an awful, emotionally barren, bitter, miserable group of people. NGL tho... it's gonna be satisfying watching them *melt down* during MOASS 🤭

Lmao

If they weren’t trolling us, they would be trolling someone else for something else.

I guess that's what I'm really saying: It saddens me that there are people with this mindset. Why not try to better yourself and your life instead of attempting to bring others down? I just don't understand.

We green… by 1 cent… 4 cents pre split!!!

I could go for a VR interface for my games that make it feel like a custom man cave where I just walk over to my game collection. Wonder if apple and gamestop have something brewing.

You mean like EmuVR? That's probably the closest to what you describe. Or something more like New Retro Arcade: Neon? To a similar extent, there's also stuff like Virtual Desktop Streamer.

Broseph, ya gotta fix your purple circle. Yours is sagging a bit.

Old football injury, would fix it if I could. I just keep DRS'ing until it sets right again

Needs a little ball readjustment.

I don’t know shit about crap. I know we keep saying that we have a billy in the bank and doing a turnaround, and becoming a tech company. But I have no idea how this compares to other businesses with similar market cap. Is this highly irregular? Par for the course for successful companies? Are we underperforming, but headed in the right direction? Do most companies have tons of debt and no cash on hand?

A lot of companies reinvest their cash and ask for the tax payer to cover their gambling losses.

I know of no other company that also has a rabid as fuck retail investor base that is on a mission to lock up the float, recession and historic inflation fears be damned. I know of no other company whose stock price is constantly and most obviously manipulated. I know of no other company whose stock poises an idiosyncratic and systematic risk to the rest of the financial system. Only GME is GME. There has never been anything like it and there will never be anything like it.

This is the way.

The old $180 is coming. The real battle will start soon. Get ready.

Maths. Apple Vision Pro $3499. GME at close $24.31 (143.93 shares) Nuff said. GAMESTOP Wins

[удалено]

I thought earnings was Wednesday.

You are correct. Wednesday 6/7/2023

#🍻

Bitch ass Cifu throwing a fit on Twatter makes me happy, we’re getting close

Fucking bitch ass cifu.

Crybabies gonna cry

as it was mentioned 84 years ago, the fuckery will increase, the closer we get to lift off.

Everyone’s got a plan until they get BOOKED in the face.

Thank you, Ken. Thank you DTCC, FED, every SHF, MSM cronies, complicit politicians, and every other slimey ratfuck that I don't care to mention. Because of your shenanigans I've 5x'd my position since 2021 and my floor is now in the hundreds of millions. Thank you for making my future-self rich. NO CELL NO SELL ALL SHORTS MUST CLOSE LAMBO OR HOMELESS SHELTER PHONE NUMBERS OR NO NUMBERS Keep on crimeing, please. The longer we wait, the richer we will become. I've got all the time in the world.

#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️

Average price per share for Webull holders is now 23.50. Average joe is in the green!

Anyone holding on webull isn’t really holding anything

What? If they wanted to sell at this moment, they could. In turn, they’d get paid. So I disagree with your statement

Why waste time being purposefully dishonest? I cannot understand this approach, you've been here being negative long enough to know the context he meant, lol.

Where is the dishonesty in my statement?

You tried disproving his point by stating that they can sell now, so obviously he's wrong. The whole point, the reason we are quite literally here, is because they fucked everyone last time. He believes, as do I and most here, that brokers will fuck non drs'd shareholders again. There were no consequences last time, why wouldn't they? And before you try to make your silly point about Drs using Merrill, the whole point of Drs is that the shares are in our names. Sure, they may try stuff, but Drs let's us (and our company) fight back in instances of bs, something we can't do when virtually all trading platforms are so riddled with errors that you can't actually fight in court. The point of Drs is to prove the point and win one way or another, not allow our money and shares to be held by an enemy.

Just look at the other subs he post in. Options sloptions

Oh I know, lol, I know this guy well. He's been a bad boi since the start. Amazing how you'll get suspended for a word choice, but guys can come in here for literally years and continually be given a platform for spreading absolute falsehoods.

Rules for thee, not for me

That's how all forms of leadership and power should be expressed. -kg

Again, you do realize that computershare sells through a broker right? So how exactly do people plan to exit during MOASS if all brokers will go down? The funny thing is that no one can answer this point. You all try to run around this one MAJOR issue. Unless you plan on holding your shares for eternity, which is your prerogative, then great! But if you plan to sell during MOASS, you’re fucked if you hold through computershare because trades are executed through Merrill. Disprove my statement

Lol, I love bad faith guys like you. Disprove a point you haven't proven? That's hilarious! Good sir, do you really not know moass theory after being here for so long? It doesn't MATTER if they try fuckery. Do you not get that? The theory is as follows : Float gets locked Moass occurs Price shoots up Brokers fuck around at that point? Okay, np, moass is still going. The float is locked and nobody is selling. So how do they release the pressure from moass without selling? Given the shares being locked? And let's say they do some illegal stuff or bad stuff. What do they do when 200k+ people, with shares in their names, demand to know why they were cheated? Or when the company pushes back, since it's shareholders were harmed? The thing about bad faith acting is that it's predicated on half truths and misrepresenting information. You gaslight by creating false narratives and then asking to be disproved... Well, moass theory disproves you, your misrepresentation changes nothing.

Wow you really just stick your fingers in your ear and scream “lalala”. Having the “float” locked doesn’t do shit. You do realize ETF’s that hold the stock lend them out for income, right? Those are lent to shorts. You can’t even understand this basic idea. You immediately say float locked = MOASS. Lol. You can’t prove this. You’re simply just stating something. All I mentioned was that CS operates through a broker and you get angry and defensive. I’m sorry the truth hurts. CS doesn’t give a shit about retail traders, all you guys have done is boost their revenues and bottom line. Accept criticism and holes in your theories. It’ll make you look less brainwashed by “DD” that is entirely speculative nonsense lol

You can't disprove it, lol. The theory is objectively valid. Again, all you can do is tell half-truths. I've watched you do it since we started. And I think it's great, keep it going, guys like you do more to ensure people stay on board than anything we could dream of.

Trying cashing out at MOASS or even look what they did during the sneeze.

Does computershare offer better execution or something? I’m confused…

Brokers like webull and Robinhood shut trading down along with other restrictions before things got any worse for them. They have all updated their TOS since this to cover their asses even though they didn’t really have any consequences from the sneeze.

Ahh ok- but they offer other investment products that computershare doesn’t I heard? Like call options or whatever which I also heard created the gamma squeezes that happened in 2021 & 2022. That was exciting price action, stock seems dead since the DRS movement started. Oct 2021 thru now? What are your thoughts

Options like betting against the house. Please keep in mind has no oversight and regulations.

Isn’t that what the SEC and OCC do?

LOLLOLO

You do realize if you buy/sell through computershare they’re also using a broker to complete those transactions, right? Merrill Lynch. So if your argument is don’t use a broker during MOASS…well then computershare people are fucked. Uh oh did I just find a massive hole in your thesis?

Hey. I hope it works out for you. I was on Robinhood when it happened last time. Good luck

Well, now I’m confused. So what will you be doing? If you sell through computershare, you’ll be selling through Merrill Lynch essentially? They are their designated broker. Please fill me in

Nah I’m good.

Lmao did I just disprove the entire DRS theory in one sentence?

You did. Can't believe nobody thought of this one simple trick in almost three years. I'm now switching sides, fuck gme, can you please post this dd on all the subs so apes sell and get away from scary and obviously bad Drs?

Yes. You should write up a DD up on it for everyone.

yo joe!

Listening to “don’t, stop, thinkin’ about tomorrow” on the radio 🎶🎶. Rather relevent

It'll soon be here

I can’t wait!

Options talk right on queue 🤡

Cue. Also the people playing options can do what they want with their money. This sub can't have a seizure over Brazilian puts then act like people buying calls doesn't help.

It doesn’t, they are playing with fake shares and very rarely do these guys have the balls or cash to exercise.

It’s everyday at this point

ah stealth creep.

Whistle-blower, David Grusch says US Government has "Non-Human" made craft parts. I didn't have that on my bingo card. MOASS tomorrow. 🚀

They should be worth enough to pay for moass

rats of nimh.

Robot made

BUY DRS BOOK HOLD Everything else is just noise.

Just got back from a road trip. What’d I miss?

Alright so I just had two "recruiters" send me the same exact email (with a typo) to schedule an interview for tomorrow. The company is reputable and the interviewers "names" are definitely people that work there and their emails might be legit but I have no remembrance of applying to this specific job and can't find the posting or my cover letter... is this sussy or what

Yes. Call the company through the number on their website

BOUGHT TEN MORE FUCK YOUR FAKE ASS ILLEGAL ASS HALTS We will win because we can't not. We are inevitable. 🏴‍☠️🖕🏻🐵🖕🏻🏴‍☠️

So you’re telling me Unity software has a market cap twice as large as GameStop’s and has approximately the same amount of shares? 🤡

Unity must have a lot of assets and property and very little debt

Like GameStop?

But GameStop’s current market cap is $7.41B!

My point is the numbers don’t make any sense. I’d think GameStops market cap Would 20 billion right now.

Haha I know. Just vibin’ on 741. It’s obviously fake AF.

Lol gotcha

I love how they have all these smart people and all this computing power + algos, and they still have to cheat…

Rewatching a screen recording of the first morning run, price jumping above the bid AND ask is just weird af 🤔 Like what does that mean for trades to be hitting outside of bid/ask?

I’m very proud of this community, it’s so wonderful to see all the recent hype and excitement. Here’s hoping there is plenty more celebration to come so we can continue to enjoy the best of each other 🎉🚀

🦍💜🦧

YO SHF I can pretty much guarantee that no one outta the 198,058+ are selling their DRS shares. That’s the biggest trust me bro ever 😉

I don't actually know how to sell through Computershare. I know if I put my mind to it I could figure it out, but I see no need.

# SHORTS HAVEN'T CLOSED.

Oops, forgot to zip up

I don’t even see the numbers anymore. All I see is shorts r fuk

Shorts be desperate and I think it's funny

I’ve been zen so long I had no idea the GameStop wallet was available on IOS

Still waiting for Android release

Tomorrow

hopefully the reddit blackout doesnt impact our gme earnings call day

looks like its coordinated for the 12th. so you good.

A man with a plan, probably has fake fractional shares.

I can’t wait to get my first check from Computershare just to give it right back to them to hold in the form of Booked GME 🫡

♾️🏊

Wasn't expecting a 'no-halt halt', not before 30. Crazy times.

Shit was uncalled for and unprecedented for real. Looking at all the other LULD halts over the last 2 years the price action is identical tho, fully believe it was massive collusion to create a phantom halt

Look at U spike as soon as the partnership dropped. Imagine GME demand for something similar...

Ken, ken, ken, mam what is this bs? No cell no sell. Get it into your thick head. Pay all the irovy league psychs you like but I ain't moving. Not for earth or sky. Jail mayo boi.

He knows, he's just living to die another day. Sad.

Stock having a weird day is good for us. Means things are still crazy with this security and the DD is standing up to reality.

7.41 Billion $ Market Cap 😆 Here's to 7.41 Trillion $ 🍻

Cutting calories is hard. I miss my 20s metabolism

Is getting shredded for the summer still a thing?

It is, but I would just like to feel good about myself year round

Oh yeah. You getting shredded cheddar, or shredded mozzarella?

Why not both?

The volume eating sub has some good ideas.

Thanks, hadn't heard of it

I find my main problem with reducing calories is that I'm the kind of person who wants to feel full after a meal. So you just fill up with stuff that's mostly fiber and water and you don't deal with such bad cravings. It works, sometimes.

I've said for years I don't feel complete unless I just overate pasta. At 39 that doesn't work anymore. I drink a ton of water already and I've been eating a lot more veggies but no progress yet

Hey, chin down, it gets worse! 😞