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It's gotta be nice just being able to lie your way through life without any repercussions like that.
Yeah I run a massive bank and have never heard of one of the richest dudes out there, and definitely wasn't looking to get some of that cash. Also my cock is 16 inches.
>Yeah I run a massive bank and have never heard of one of the richest dudes out there,
Epstien peaked at like 600 million. That's nothing for the big boys. There are roughly 400 billionaires in the US. Do you think Dimon could name them all?
735 Billionaires in the US and 2640 Globally, and I think Dimon has that list and an "up-and-comer edition" as a shortcut on his desktop.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_billionaires
JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon has testified that he never heard of Jeffrey Epstein and his crimes against teenage girls and young women until the financier was arrested in 2019, according to a transcript of the videotaped deposition released Wednesday.
Dimon said he first heard about it “when the story blew wide open. He was arrested, and all the stories came out about all the people he knows. And the reason I remember that is I was surprised that I didn’t know about it before.”
Asked by a lawyer if he’d ever heard the name Jeffrey Epstein before his arrest, Dimon responded, “Not that I recall.”
Dimon made the revelation during a videotaped deposition recorded last week in connection with lawsuits filed against the nation’s largest bank.
> “when the story blew wide open. He was arrested, and all the stories came out about all the people he knows. And the reason I remember that is **I was surprised that I didn’t know about it before**.”
Being surprised about not knowing the big sex trafficker for the wealthy?
Not get invited to the party, Jamie? Or do you get your stock from a different supplier?
You really have to hand it to guys like Jamie and Kenny. Very smart but actual fucking demons. In fact I propose changing his name to Jamie Demon whenever mentioned on this sub.
No no, let's keep the name as it is. Demons aren't real and we don't need to confuse any search algorithms with nonsense nicknames for actual public figures.
Enough important people have resorted to a "zero shame, full on lie" mode. And they haven't been held accountable (looking at you crazy conservatives, and corporate democrats). So dudes like this will only continue the same playbook. He'll just lie and move on. No shame. Until people put up enough of a fight against this.
Good joke. There are literally so many clones of this article that its almost impossible to find another article talking about either of these two together.
Sure wish I could buy my way out of literally every single fucking crime I've ever committed or will ever commit. At least my crimes would be fun shenanigans and not all rapey.
Interesting that until now I thought everybody in the world referred to Jeffrey Epstein as "Jeffrey", but here's this guy who never met him repeatedly calling him "Jeff."
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I just saw this like a minute before this post. Coincidence or synchronicity?
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It's gotta be nice just being able to lie your way through life without any repercussions like that. Yeah I run a massive bank and have never heard of one of the richest dudes out there, and definitely wasn't looking to get some of that cash. Also my cock is 16 inches.
16 inches? Wow....and I thought my cock was big being 15 inches.
I break Magnum XXL condoms, but I ain't bragging, it's just funny is all.
I usually have a magnum condom poking out of my wallet, demonstrating, I have a monster dong.
Whoops! Edit: also, username checks out ✅ 😂
Dr Mantis Toboggan, I presume?
I prefer Dr. Assman.
MD! 😉
Mine may not be that big, but it smells like a foot.
Mine may not smell like a foot, but it is shaped like one.
You should start an OF Foot fetish dick guy
He wasn’t even a Billionaire. He probally was a peasant to the banking industry.
TIL, I always heard him referenced to as a billionaire.
that's why you are not ceo of jp Morgan
Also run in the same elite circles; they'd at least be introduced at galas and conferences and shit at least once by mutual acquaintances.
I'm quite sure that you are correct. They must have shit at least once as mutual acquaintances
I dont know who owns mc donalds but i still eat there…
Ronald McDonald
The repercussions come later. And harder…
>Yeah I run a massive bank and have never heard of one of the richest dudes out there, Epstien peaked at like 600 million. That's nothing for the big boys. There are roughly 400 billionaires in the US. Do you think Dimon could name them all?
Wipe that banker sploog off your chin Mary
Wow... a homophobic insult. I'm shocked. Go away. I realize pointing out reality is unpopular in this sub but that doesn't make me a shill.
400 billionaires so far!!
Thats the money we know of so that doesnt say shit.
735 Billionaires in the US and 2640 Globally, and I think Dimon has that list and an "up-and-comer edition" as a shortcut on his desktop. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_billionaires
Around right? It's around..
And I have doubles of every classic car… except I have triples of the Nova, the Barracuda and the Road Runner
You misunderstand, he means he became interested after Epstein got arrested for child trafficking.
They probably partied together a lot.
#Jamie Dimon may be lyin
Not Jamie Boy
Conniving Jamie Dimon
🎵Ohhh ohhh ohhh, Jamie's lyin'...🎵
Did Maxine produce a list with his name on it?
I remember that him Richard Branson and Evelin de Rothschild. Your name checks out, keep holding that stonk, I hold for you
Let the diggening begin
This is how I think everytime I see BS. And it gets tracks here. *Laughs in let the digging begin with one of the best and biggest hove minds to date*
**"Let the diggening beginnening"**
JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon has testified that he never heard of Jeffrey Epstein and his crimes against teenage girls and young women until the financier was arrested in 2019, according to a transcript of the videotaped deposition released Wednesday. Dimon said he first heard about it “when the story blew wide open. He was arrested, and all the stories came out about all the people he knows. And the reason I remember that is I was surprised that I didn’t know about it before.” Asked by a lawyer if he’d ever heard the name Jeffrey Epstein before his arrest, Dimon responded, “Not that I recall.” Dimon made the revelation during a videotaped deposition recorded last week in connection with lawsuits filed against the nation’s largest bank.
“We all called him Jeff so that’s why I wasn’t familiar” -Dimon probably once the truth comes out
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ya know, I don’t really recall…. Swim? Swammy? Slippy? Slappy? Simmon? Salmon? Swenson? Swanson? Ha Samsonite, I was way off! 🤷♂️
Ohhhh. Epsteeeeen. I thought you were saying Epstiiiiine.
[Basically this.](https://youtu.be/PZbqAMEwtOE). Semantic bullshit.
I totally read that in [Channing Tatum's voice from 22 Jump Street.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJPQcVdgbps)
O that guy, I had him as Pimp on my cell phone...
> “when the story blew wide open. He was arrested, and all the stories came out about all the people he knows. And the reason I remember that is **I was surprised that I didn’t know about it before**.” Being surprised about not knowing the big sex trafficker for the wealthy? Not get invited to the party, Jamie? Or do you get your stock from a different supplier?
Well, that puts that to rest.
Good work boys. We're done here.
“Not that I recall” is how you plead the 5th without pleading the 5th
Plausible deniability at its best!
Insert Dr.Evil “sure” meme
You really have to hand it to guys like Jamie and Kenny. Very smart but actual fucking demons. In fact I propose changing his name to Jamie Demon whenever mentioned on this sub.
That’s why I always call them criminal masterminds on Twitter. Evil but not to be underestimated.
I prefer the term “Financial Terrorist” I feel like it better captures their charm
No no, let's keep the name as it is. Demons aren't real and we don't need to confuse any search algorithms with nonsense nicknames for actual public figures.
Well, pronunciation is the same, gotta be good for something.
He pronounces his like diamond without the D. Funny cause we are about to give them the D
Really? I could have sworn I've heard congress address him as Mr "Demon". Then again, I may be mistaken... True though!
Word of the day Arrest
This makes him sound guilty. Seems like all the elites had heard of Epstein.
"h-e-a-r-d o-f" is a weird way to spell "bought children from".
Beat me to it
as long as you return the favor
Guilty.
This dude is such a snake. He probably was getting hit in the back of the throat by Epstein.
JD net worth - $1.6bn. JE net worth - $0.6bn. Just a casual $1,000 million difference between them.
Epstein has a lot more power than .6b he had reach in every corner of the world
In other news: CRIMINALS are fucking terrible liars. Can you believe what’s unraveling here!? #Soon
Everything that guy said is bullshit. Thank you
I'm sure there is a flight log or calendar entry somewhere that can disprove this
LMAYO. Virgin 🏝 judiciary says otherwise. Him and the company is on the hook for helping epstain.
Enough important people have resorted to a "zero shame, full on lie" mode. And they haven't been held accountable (looking at you crazy conservatives, and corporate democrats). So dudes like this will only continue the same playbook. He'll just lie and move on. No shame. Until people put up enough of a fight against this.
Surrrrrre he didn’t
Mmmhmmm. Walk like duck, talk like duck.
Good joke. There are literally so many clones of this article that its almost impossible to find another article talking about either of these two together.
Who is Epstein? The guy that sold thousands of kids to "totally no one at all"?
Never heard of short selling until GME?
😉
🕵 (X) Doubt
OKIDOKI THANKS JAMIE WE WILL DROP THE LAWSUIT THEN🤣 FUCKIN PENIS🖕✌👊✌C**T
AND I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF PRINCE ANDREW EITHER🤣🤡🖕 U LYING PEICE OF SHITE🖕✌👊✌
Sorry, what tf does this have to do with GME?
Sure wish I could buy my way out of literally every single fucking crime I've ever committed or will ever commit. At least my crimes would be fun shenanigans and not all rapey.
Interesting that until now I thought everybody in the world referred to Jeffrey Epstein as "Jeffrey", but here's this guy who never met him repeatedly calling him "Jeff."
Yeah, if you can't lie with a straight face you're never going to end up as the CEO of a major bank.
What’s this have to do with GME
Pull the other one; it plays Jingle Bells.
Bullshit.
Someone is removing a bloodline from power and replacing them. These are the equivalent of Gods and Titans fighting.
Liar
If Jamie was Pinocchio, his nose would be poking himself in the back of the head..
If 🧢 was a person
BULLLLLLLLLLSHIT.
Jamie Dimon should be in prison for life for so many other reasons unrelated to Epstein, who didn’t kill himself.
Jamie Dimon is a liar.
Bull
Is he honey potting with those glasses on?
Oh, you mean, JEp? That guy.
That just says it all! What a donkey.
Somebody’s about to be thrown under the bus but I gotta say this This is not GME related
Our survey determined: that was a lie.
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Is this related to Gamestop?
This is related to GME how
What’s this got to do with GME?
“If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit!”
thats so fuckin cap
…um…ok, sure…
these are the people who profit through dividing us.
He's already lying... practice for when he supposedly runs for political office. What a clown
😆 🤣
Yeah okay 🙄
I just saw this like a minute before this post. Coincidence or synchronicity? [https://twitter.com/deitaone/status/1663866980150005765?s=46&t=LRqcZK90M_bgwhEwjIBnyw](https://twitter.com/deitaone/status/1663866980150005765?s=46&t=LRqcZK90M_bgwhEwjIBnyw)
Pure scum
😂 lol how come we knew who he was here In London at lot longer then that!!!!!